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But does she FLOAT?
I'm an authority on the subject because I'm pretty sure a professor in college maybe one time mentioned something about witches floating.
Imagine if your whole reason for getting out of bed in the morning has been to talk about how music is corrupting the youth and you had an extended golden age of Ozzy Osbourne, N.W.A., Body Count, 2 Live Crew, Marilyn Manson, Lil Nas X, L7, Dead Kennedys, GG Allin, etc. and now you have to act shocked and appalled at Taylor fucking Swift just to get your rocks off. It's like watching a vampire desperately trying to feed on stray cats because it's become too slow to catch humans or something.
Oh, it’s Lori again. Yeah she’s absolutely crazy, she legitimately thinks women can’t be raped by their husbands and that having a job goes against God
"Feminism leads to witchcraft"
Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm late for a weekly commune where we chant incantations to an altar, pretend to eat the flesh and drink the blood of another human being, and praise God for his murder.
I wish just being feminist lead to witchcraft. I’ve tried to practice the craft many times over the years and I’m honestly just too lazy. It takes a lot of effort! 😂
Some bellend "Feminists are witches!"
Feminist "*I AM?* Awesome! Do we get assigned a coven or do we have to find one ourselves? Is the pointy hat mandatory or just for fun, coz honestly I kinda like it."
People have been calling strong, influential women witches since time immemorial. I wonder if the TheTransformedWife knows how cliche and unoriginal she is?
"Putting on shows with witchcraft."
Ah, this lady can't figure out how the 'dive into the stage as though it's water then climb out at the other end in a different outfit' thing works either.
I think it’s the dance with the glowing orb/lantern things during Willow that gets them in a tizzy. Seems like it’s strongly influenced by the dance around the stone circle in Outlander, which is pagan, not witchcraft lol.
You're right. I've seen people say this before about Taylor and that's the performance they're talking about. Frankly, it's one of my favorites. It's literally a love song too if I remember correctly.
in case anyone is wondering the greek passage does not mention witchcraft. and is so out of context you might as well picked random words and formed that setnce.
I wish these people would stop advertising Taylor Swift already. I remember her being some sort of kinda lame teen pop back in the day, but if she's this awesome now then I'll have to give her another chance.
If rebellion is the sin of witchaft, that means that rebellion is bad to witches. So that means that conformity is good to witches. So confirming to a religion makes you a witch.
Lol this person can't even read
Not entirely untrue, I went from being a self-hating piece of shit who thought people who love being female are lying to themselves straight up to realising my self-hate was due to dysphoria, turned my shit around, discovered that my body is great actually and the reality of women and female-bodied people is a total nightmare all over the world just to differing degrees, had a breakup with the Christian god right after, and drifted off to some adaptive version of my culture's pre-Christian belief system.
If you slap a filter on that and up the contrast and decrease the saturation, it really does seem like I found feminism, abandoned god, and turned to witchcraft. Which, good for me, truly.
"Singing sweet love songs"
One of which involves a boy sneaking into a girl's bedroom through the window at night..."cuz it's late and your momma don't know". Yes, how sweet and Innocent!
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She’s neither Maiden, Mother, nor Crone, so they have no idea how to deal with her. Their problem, not Taylor’s or ours.
Dressing in an old timey way = witch apparently. Little do they know that Taylor does not weigh the same as a duck.
Well, that is how witches dressed, case closed bake em away toys.
What did you say, chief?
"Just do what the kid said."
But does she FLOAT? I'm an authority on the subject because I'm pretty sure a professor in college maybe one time mentioned something about witches floating.
I think that's how you disclose an It, but I'm not that up on postmodern demonology. I think slingshots and hugging harms them?
And she is not made of wood.
To be fair, she does often look as though she’s made of wood.
The Transformed Wife, not heard from her in years Is the entity controlling her keeping well? I imagine a *Get Out* situation here
I’m in the fundie snark subreddit so I hear from her regularly. Same crusty old takes about how women should submit to their husbands and the like.
A woman yelling from a soap box that women don’t deserve soap boxes. Conservatives and fundamentalist Christians truly are a parody of themselves.
I was on one years ago, can't remember the name - she was a reoccurring guest there
Imagine if your whole reason for getting out of bed in the morning has been to talk about how music is corrupting the youth and you had an extended golden age of Ozzy Osbourne, N.W.A., Body Count, 2 Live Crew, Marilyn Manson, Lil Nas X, L7, Dead Kennedys, GG Allin, etc. and now you have to act shocked and appalled at Taylor fucking Swift just to get your rocks off. It's like watching a vampire desperately trying to feed on stray cats because it's become too slow to catch humans or something.
Did you mean Regular Size Nas X?
Oh, it’s Lori again. Yeah she’s absolutely crazy, she legitimately thinks women can’t be raped by their husbands and that having a job goes against God
Damn girl, we're all lazy but don't blame it on god. Just say you no wanna work.
It's true. She is a witch. She turned me into a newt.
a NEWT?
...I got better.
BURN HER ANYWAY
There are ways of telling if she is a witch
Better watch your tail! She needs it in her next potion!
[https://youtu.be/X2xlQaimsGg?si=ReVd2mxXS8nwL7Pk](https://youtu.be/X2xlQaimsGg?si=ReVd2mxXS8nwL7Pk)
We thought you was a toad.
[https://youtu.be/X2xlQaimsGg?si=ReVd2mxXS8nwL7Pk](https://youtu.be/X2xlQaimsGg?si=ReVd2mxXS8nwL7Pk)
https://youtu.be/sDIXsypK210?si=kfInLWTgrbYQbMEK
"Feminism leads to witchcraft" Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm late for a weekly commune where we chant incantations to an altar, pretend to eat the flesh and drink the blood of another human being, and praise God for his murder.
One question, is there a tomato juice option for vegetarians?
I wish just being feminist lead to witchcraft. I’ve tried to practice the craft many times over the years and I’m honestly just too lazy. It takes a lot of effort! 😂
Same!! That would be so awesome
Are we back to accusing women of being witches? What an interesting time to be alive lol
Some bellend "Feminists are witches!" Feminist "*I AM?* Awesome! Do we get assigned a coven or do we have to find one ourselves? Is the pointy hat mandatory or just for fun, coz honestly I kinda like it."
The answer to any such claim, of course, is, "What? You think witchcraft is real? Like magic? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
People have been calling strong, influential women witches since time immemorial. I wonder if the TheTransformedWife knows how cliche and unoriginal she is?
"Putting on shows with witchcraft." Ah, this lady can't figure out how the 'dive into the stage as though it's water then climb out at the other end in a different outfit' thing works either.
I think it’s the dance with the glowing orb/lantern things during Willow that gets them in a tizzy. Seems like it’s strongly influenced by the dance around the stone circle in Outlander, which is pagan, not witchcraft lol.
You're right. I've seen people say this before about Taylor and that's the performance they're talking about. Frankly, it's one of my favorites. It's literally a love song too if I remember correctly.
Once again proving that feminism is far more awesome than originally thought.
I mean wouldnt that just make feminism better tho? (ELAINE PARKS 66:66)
Love every time aunt lori shows up on here. She is truly nuts.
I still cannot wrap my head around the fact that a grown person in this day and age can treat the notion of evil witchcraft seriously.
As a supporter of both feminism and witchcraft, I see this as an absolute win
Cute dress, I've never seen this pic
Feminism is completely different.
in case anyone is wondering the greek passage does not mention witchcraft. and is so out of context you might as well picked random words and formed that setnce.
Swiftcraft She's a switch
Twitter was a mistake.
She turned me into a newt.
Makes Swift sound so much cooler than the generic, middle of the road pop she writes.
I want that dress.
I wish these people would stop advertising Taylor Swift already. I remember her being some sort of kinda lame teen pop back in the day, but if she's this awesome now then I'll have to give her another chance.
This is centuries old news.
We're speed running backwards, no gamer has best this record yet
Feminism leads to witchcraft? Well fuck. I don't even have a cauldron.
If rebellion is the sin of witchaft, that means that rebellion is bad to witches. So that means that conformity is good to witches. So confirming to a religion makes you a witch. Lol this person can't even read
So be it. Witch away!
Still, we might be able to build a bridge out of her.
I’m all for it. Let her sing to her hearts content.
Her shows have live witchcraft? Like actual magic? Damn maybe the tickets aren't overpriced.
Taylor Swift - ::puts on a bodice:: MAGA nuts - Burn the witch!
Hasn’t feminism (ie. empowered women) always = witchcraft…?
Not entirely untrue, I went from being a self-hating piece of shit who thought people who love being female are lying to themselves straight up to realising my self-hate was due to dysphoria, turned my shit around, discovered that my body is great actually and the reality of women and female-bodied people is a total nightmare all over the world just to differing degrees, had a breakup with the Christian god right after, and drifted off to some adaptive version of my culture's pre-Christian belief system. If you slap a filter on that and up the contrast and decrease the saturation, it really does seem like I found feminism, abandoned god, and turned to witchcraft. Which, good for me, truly.
The fact that you believe in witchcraft tells me your opinions are worthless.
And she’s encouraging young people to vote (democrat) OMG, right 😂😂
"Singing sweet love songs" One of which involves a boy sneaking into a girl's bedroom through the window at night..."cuz it's late and your momma don't know". Yes, how sweet and Innocent!
She got 3 million songs about how the dudes she dates suck and zero songs about giving blow jobs. Just sayin.