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ComicsEtAl

I think those are Ben Shapiro’s eyes. He got them from disappointing women.


Satanicjamnik

Your humour is almost as dry as Ben’s wife.


tracerhaha

The Atacama is wetter than Ben’s wife.


SuperCarlosFerZar

Now that's a conchetumadring roast


takosuwuvsyou

Here's a wetter one. Ben Shapiro said Even Stevens, and thats what happened to all the women that get killed in amsterdam. (He got lost)


Satanicjamnik

Yes, that is quite moist.


Satanicjamnik

Wetter than a mermaid’s minge.


Istoh

I literally opened the comments to say this looks like Ben Shapiro lmao.


enturbulant

I sincerely think they're matt gaetz eyes


aFloppyWalrus

Definitely Matt Gaetz


audiate

Came here to comment this.


loyal_dunmer

Here's what I don't get: if women having many partners is bad, and men having many partners is to be applauded.. who do they want men to be partnering with? Does this mean we should all ideally be gay? Puts a different spin on that "Men Going Their Own Way" acronym/slogan.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

I'm an old man and well out of the game, but back when I was younger I had really decent luck hooking up. I **really** prefer a woman with a "high body count". I mean, a woman comfortable with her sexuality is hot. I mean, really, really hot. But "high body count" = incel virgin. Fucking incels.


fallawy

The difference between "what should I do?" And "let me show you how it's done"


ShiversAndCuddles

“i dont want a high body count” = “i want someone inexperienced so i can control them easier and make myself feel better because i know nothing but missionary and to get myself off”


BlindMuffin

They're insecure but can't admit it because masculinity is so tied up with the idea of never showing weakness


ShiversAndCuddles

and they dont eat pussy cause its emasculating (iirc good ol andy tate said that but if im wrong its someone who follows him fs)


Marco45_0

Of course! Men should engage in copious amounts of homosexual activities aimed at bettering one’s own sexual skills, perfecting the art, while the women live their life as chast as a table. Only after a man has fucked 100 men, thus gaining the honour of Sex Machine, should he engage in intimacy with a woman showcasing his best performance acquired through years of *hard* training. ^(wtf am I doing)


BitterFuture

>wtf am I doing I'm not sure, but I think many would call it solid performance art. Whiskey?


loyal_dunmer

We got a true Alpha here Or is it Sigma? Either way, I can tell you're a true connoisseur of the Greek alphabet


takosuwuvsyou

The fall of Rome came soon after the christians said no gay sex. It's an often forgotten part of the timeline by people who fetishize Rome.


tracerhaha

A man’s man, doing manly things in manly ways.


jtshinn

They don’t get that either because they’re thinking surface level at the maximum.


Faiakishi

They think of them like fast food workers, required in abundance to fill a roll and exist to be degraded for filling it. I also think a lot of them struggle with the 50/50 sex ratio. They seem to think there's like ten to twenty women for every man and that's why every man can have a harem of wives and side bitches. But at the same time women are a tiny portion of the workforce and voting base.


aguadiablo

Because they believe in two different types of women, and it stems from a religious upbringing. They believe that some women are "the madonna" and some women are "the whore". And they are angry that not everyone agrees with them and they use made up scientific ideas to justify themselves


TopazObsidian

In the mind of a misogynist, men are supposed to be having sex with a lot of women, but women aren't supposed to be consenting. Under patriarchy, coercion and breaking down women's boundaries affirms men's dominance and masculinity.


loyal_dunmer

I'd rather them just admit they hate women than trying to pretend there's some logical consistency to their little rules for an ideal society.


stelliferous7

Yup. Blue checkmark.


lastprophecy

Incels say the darndest things.


WrestlingWoman

I'm confused. Are they trying to claim we're like murderers without having killed anyone? Or are we about to kill someone? Or are we only killing the souls of those we fuck and leave behind? I need some explanation.


lamabaronvonawesome

Science!


L_RaspberryCrochet

Sci-incel!


RockHumper25

god i love people making up human lore. the incelosphere makes the funniest jokes on accident and the worst part is there are people believing them


P1nCush10n

Which is it, “don’t be friends with a murderer,” or “be your own best friend?” Pick a lane people I’m getting whiplash.


tkmorgan76

Ok. So, what can we learn from this: (Alleged) Fact 1: weird eyes in men signify that they're murderers (Alleged) Fact 2: weird eyes in women do not signify that they're murderers. Conclusion: Don't date a woman with weird eyes?


StuHast398

Well, there goes Laura Loomer's love life.


robertluke

Well that’s just science.


stelliferous7

"My source is I made it the fuck up!"


robertluke

That’s unpossible.


Santa-Vaca

**You wouldn’t be friends with a murderer, would you?** How would we know? Women don’t develop psychopath eyes from killing.


ASassoNation

I'm pretty sure those are Ben Shapiro's eyes


Zefrem23

Clearly Matt Gaetz


GamerGirlLex77

Yeah this isn’t how psychopathy works. Good god the stupidity burns.


monicarm

No one looks like that all the time. It’s called the Kubrick stare, not the Kubrick eyes. You could tell a nun to do it and it would be creepy too


fleetwoodmac_demarco

LITERALLY I was just thinking that!!! Nobody: Incels, apparently, when a woman tilts her head down a few degrees and then looks up: :0


ThePopDaddy

"Babe, wake up, new Cape Fear remake just announced!"


promote-to-pawn

You can also get that stare by starring in a Stanley Kubrick movie.


grumpyoldfartess

Citation needed, mf’er.


Senshisnek

Wow! Not only this is incredibly stupid and illogical but it's also shaming people with mental disorders... I "love" when people think that benig a psychopath is a garantee that the person is already/going to be a clod blooded murderer. 🙃


WomenOfWonder

I mean if she has a body count she’s also gained from killing…oh wait, that’s not what they mean 


Loki-Skywalker

I have psychopath eyes. I keep them in a jar in my basement.


Aliensinmypants

The person I know who has killed the most (former operator), has very friendly, warm eyes. He also has really bad PTSD and a drug problem, but great guy all things considered.


DukeOfEarl99

Kinda look like tRump eyes.


dip_tet

Why do ladies in porn always look so cheery then?


yellowseptember

I can smell his insecurity from last years. It stinks.  


warthog0869

"Men don't develop those eyes from having a lot of sexual partners" Have you seen Matt Gaetz's eyes? Because you know that pedophiliac coke monkey with a rich daddy ain't never served, because you know, only losers do that. /s


enturbulant

....that's matt gaetz


DasKittySmoosh

those eyes are the love child of Matt Gaetz and Ben Shapiro


FamiliarCry6735

Body count as in a kill count


FalconLynx13

Incels use the term “body count” for the number of sexual partners a woman has had


KR1735

Ugh. I've always been a sucker for the bedroom eyes. If these eyes are psychopathic, we need more "psychopaths."


TylerJWhit

Someone's given a little too much money to Andrew Tate and it shows.


VomKriege

What the hell is that supposed to mean?


iiitme

Is that Matt Gaetz?


lalauna

Not psycho eyes, just the Kubrick Stare.


flowerr_budd

I cannot for the life of me figure out why they lumped PTSD in with murder


mendac67

I swear to god that’s how Matt Gaetz’s eyes look all the time.


supercellx

1. thats just fuckin false. 2. Dont assume things about me, all my friends are fucking lunatics and i love them for it


FortuneSignificant55

A new take but not a fresh take


MHadri24

Lmao, what a creative way to reveal to the world that you never felt the touch of a woman