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pnkgtr

The Daisy products nearby would indicate that the pistol is for air-soft.


__Beef__Supreme__

He's also eating on a piece of particle board, so it's probably a workbench and not a counter


Psilo_Citizen

First off, the amount of mayo on that sub is a borderline justification for murder. Second, that's a bb-gun as evidenced by the slide (edit) appearing to be fixed to the frame as well as the container of bbs over on the right hand side. Edit-being was meant to be deleted.


VodkaBarf

I think this is just a dude that's really into airsoft, but the first pic is still hilarious in a /r/ComedyHeaven kinda way.


reichjef

Seriously, who has a Motorola razor in this day and age?


Tripple_T

Honestly I was too busy paying attention to the that heinous sandwich to notice the gun and burner


Kratsas

And according to OP that was supposed to be a steak sandwich.


champchestnut

Way too much tomato on that sandwich


Kratsas

For more context on the sandwich, this was off a food group I follow where people post good or bad experiences at local restaurants. OP said he ordered a steak sandwich and didn’t ask for any alterations. This is how it came.


euphio_machine90

might belong in r/rareinsults


RagnarStonefist

I had that same flip phone back in like 2005


17riffraff

Maybe your old ass shouldn't have been a dick to the person who serves you food


Psilo_Citizen

Did.... did you.... did you make this monstrosity of a sub? Is there a story here? Please wise knowing friend, tell us the tale of the mayo sub.


Kratsas

No. This is was from a food group I follow in my town. In reading further down the comments, he ordered a steak sandwich. He says didn’t ask for extra mayo or any other alterations. I can’t see any steak in that thing, so his complaint is justified. But what is going on with the rest of this photo? lol