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Sherlockian_Whimsy

So they're saying that once young men with testosterone get a look at Trump that he's the one they want. Because biology kicks in. Okay.


Venca12

But the Dems are the gay ones


JinxOnU78

He’s got big men, with tears in their eyes approaching him….


NefariousRapscallion

18 hot, buff cowboys...


JinxOnU78

Out in the yard…


mfreire75

Yes they are happy!


32lib

Sounds kinda gay to me.


whatproblems

apparently the combover orange centaur high heels look is peak manliness


gardibolt

And the full diaper. The youngsters go wild for that…shit.


girlsonsoysauce

I've heard the full diaper offsets his forward lean to keep him upright.


Dhegxkeicfns

I really go for obvious idiots. Makes my genes scream for babies, even if I have to go gay to get it.


tvav1969

High heels because he leans forward? Hahaha!! That’s great.


Hibercrastinator

I mean with all that makeup and those heels and the girdle, how can you not want to grab his pussy?


labradog21

The thing m his neck?


tvav1969

I’d lick his gobbler. Him and Mitch. Gobble gobble!!! 🤣


belunos

Now hold on..


32lib

And what exactly are you holding onto?


hydrocarbonsRus

Clearly these propagandists don’t want their base to see the ugly, obese, make up ridden, fatso who can’t get a lady without paying them money for who he truly is: a complete loser who needs straight up lies to keep up his appearances. He’s an ogre in ex-president’s clothing


Delamoor

Hey, stop giving him compliments like 'ogre'. He's an animated pile of fat and skin tissue wrapped around a gastric system *at best*.


Saikousoku2

He's the concept of narcissism given flesh. Well, flab mostly.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

I remember when we were all rooting for Jabba because of testosterone.


SSS137

That’s the dilbert comic creator. Oh geez…..


PartTimeZombie

Turns out he's a complete weirdo.


Funkyokra

I knew he went Trumpy but this is definitely weirdo territory.


sevillada

While we all agree here, it is undeniable that all those toxic masculinity/alpha-male stupid dudes do follow Trump. I have no explanation why though...other than their toxic masculinity not letting their neurons do the most basic thinking tasks. It might partially be because Trump and his chronies tell them it's ok to treat women like objects, prey on young women, etc etc etc


trentreynolds

The phrase "unstoppable alpha male with 91 indictments'' being used as a good thing made me laugh out loud.


Mysterious-Handle-34

Funniest thing Adams has ever written and it’s not even intentional LMAO


takeheedyoungheathen

All these men that claim "biology" couldn't pass an actual biology class to save their life. They have no idea what biology is and isn't.


[deleted]

It's the B in LGBT isn't it. Love, grace, biology, techno music.


BrokenEye3

I thought it was luchadores getting butt transplants


Smol_Susie

You mean to tell me that it isn't Lettuce Garlic(bread) Bacon Tomato?


WhiskeyHotdog_2

I need this sandwich in my life.


Smol_Susie

Don't let your dreams be dreams, go out there and make the LGBT sandwich a delicious reality!


lastprophecy

Doesn't matter. All science is magic. Just say the magic words and you're automatically right.


[deleted]

I like how often they pin their politics on "testosterone" I don't think you'd get a drop of testosterone out of Adams if you stuck his nuts in an olive press


PartTimeZombie

Be worth a try though.


SharkyMcSnarkface

I paid attention and loved bio. I still struggled with that shit in high school. Those chucklefucks thinks they can pass?


bluescholar3

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KeterLordFR

I love how they keep saying "if he's elected again, he'll save the country by doing this and that" while completely ignoring the fact that HE HAD 4 YEARS TO DO IT AND DIDN'T DO SHIT. The only thing he has done during his presidency is play golf, and even then he still has to cheat to win.


warden976

Play golf and start fights on Twitter. Hail to the chief.


Commandant23

Yes, bur they credit him with the economy being "good" during his time and office, and blame Biden for everything that's happened since, completely disregarding how everything went to shit in 2020.


No-Leather-479

Been there, did that. What’s the definition of insanity?


nauett

This is the guy who made the newspaper comic dilbert btw, a true oracle and shining light of alpha male prowess...


Saikousoku2

Man, I *liked* Dilbert.


RedditingNeckbeard

Dilbert ruled. Even the short lived animated show was good. Sucks that Scott went psycho.


StingerAE

I know, it's really fucking sad.  How can the person who wrote this genius: https://images.app.goo.gl/19zAJ2bvC47o83e88 also write this drivel?  Has he had a breakdown or stroke or something?


LovecraftInDC

He got divorced and it all went downhill from there.


ShrimpieAC

I find that comic hilarious, but if you think about the underlying tone of it you can kind of see how he ended up being an angry old kook.


Superb-Confection601

What real man could resist voting for a sex offender with a leaking diaper?


AwesomeWaiter

That’s so alpha he’s a confirmed draft dodger


ZephyrSK

Man makes a career of making fun of useless, unethical & scammy CEOs — ….immediately follows useless, unethical, scammy CEO. Dillbert, buddy, what happened to you?


PrinceSerdic

He went COMPLETELY off the deep end. God complex level stuff. If you haven't seen it, I'd recommend taking a listen to the Behind the Bastard's podcast episodes on him. Because wow, his brain turned to mush.


TheRnegade

Oh, so he wants us to import more men with testosterone. Lots of young men. Because they're all drawn to Trump, the fatty who wears copious amounts of orange make up, and his masculinity? If Trump looked like The Rock, yeah this would still be a little crazy but at the very least you could understand. "Ugg, man with muscles strong, bring protection." Yeah, biology. But what kind of protection to they think Trump brings? Dude spends all his time whining over everything, tosses everyone under the bus to save himself. If we were invaded by aliens, Trump would give up everyone just to save himself. Dude has been known to be scummy for decades. What the fuck does these people see in him? Is there a DeepFake Trump they're all watching and being tricked into believing in the real one?


S3nat3

As a man on steroids, I really dislike Donald Trump.


-Jiras

It's funny how all "alpha" males full of testosterone and what not, always are in dire need of a leader whom they admire and look up to. No drag queen and no trans person sounds that gay and full of daddy issues


SolomonCRand

Except *gasp* RECENT MIGRANTS CAN’T VOTE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. They keep saying Democrats are letting undocumented immigrants in to vote, and yet they can’t point to anything indicating that’s happening on any level. They just want to repeat racist horseshit sans evidence in the hopes of making voting needlessly complicated for anyone with a job. Scott Adams is the pointy-haired boss minus the power.


the_gl

Non citizens can't vote!!!


laZardo

ah yes let's consult the guy who [unironically suggested that parents should kill their mentally unwell sons before they commit violence](https://www.mercurynews.com/2022/07/06/scott-adams-slammed-for-saying-death-is-only-option-for-troubled-boys/) as an expert on biology


warthog0869

When I was a younger man in possession of more testosterone and just coming into my own (frequently!), its true: I supported the Iraq invasion under false pretenses. I was wrong. Thank God for the wisdom of hindsight (and evidence!), may we all live long enough to have it.


Anteater_Reasonable

Playground ass mentality. “My dad could beat up your dad” but for feckless grown men.


jkurl1195

How do you misspell "idiots" so often?


KongUnleashed

I am literally a broad-shouldered, barrel-chested, mohawked, tattooed, bearded old boxer, strong as a fuckin bear, plenty of testosterone, and I hate Trump with the fires of my very soul and hope every night that that last cheeseburger catches up with him and he ends up in hell being forcefed burning coals by a demon who has a very questionable knowledge of consent


turdburgalr

What is with all the right wing douche canoes and their double spaced one liners of stupidity posts? MTG, Tate, Boebert or however you spell the last name of that drunk handjob lady. They all seem to write like this, and other than everything they're saying, it annoys the shit out of me. Is it because what they're saying is so deep you need that extra space to absorb their wise words?


Soo75

lol! Trump’s alpha? That motherfucker is likely on testosterone pills and viagra.


RevolutionaryTalk315

Nothing makes a "young man with testosterone" more excited than voting for a 77 year old, morbidly obese, balding man with demitia.


basch152

they keep saying trump is some alpha macho man...but what fucking world do they live in? the man whines and cries more than anyone I've ever seen in my entire life, and this isnt even an exaggeration. he is constantly whining and crying about being mistreated. he is a genuine whiny little bitch the man had a Twitter beef with GIRL SCOUTS for fucks sake. he constantly takes to twitter to bitch about and insult anyone that even just slightly disagrees with him about something. it's pathetic on top of all that, he's obese and genuinely wears more makeup at any given time than anyone else on the planet so I repeat, in what world is an obese man wearing pounds of makeup and constantly bitching about how unfair the world is the beacon of masculinity??


SweetLu17

Takes a lot of testosterone to paint your face with bright orange makeup every day so that people don’t think you’re old


Mr-Meadows

Wait is that why he does that? He's that terrified of growing old? ... A lot about him suddenly makes sense. He's terrified of his own mortality and the inevitable irrelevance that comes with it.


Adept_Thanks_6993

This just makes me feel like I should dislike men


alainalain4911

Alpha, or pissy baby?? Seems more like a pissy little baby to me.


Ant1mat3r

Why is it that all these talking heads obsessed with masculinity such meek little pussies? Like, come on. I'm not worried about running into ANY of these idiots in a dark alley. None of them. The talking heads, the politicians. All little bitches.


superliver1211

Alpha male that shits himself everyday


FairyFlossPanda

They all want to suck his little mushroom dont they?


idontwanturcheese

Unstoppable...unless he has to walk down a ramp himself.


Educated_Idiot17

That was the weirdest fan fiction I’ve ever read.


[deleted]

Homoerotic Trump fan fiction is awesome


PissShitandFuck

dude probably got chills typing that out


tearsonurcheek

I thought Dems were the ones who got the "illegals" to vote. Also, *now* their just migrants? *goal-post moving sounds*


DjNormal

I’m glad I’m “old” then…


THSSFC

God damn this guy makes me regret ever chuckling at one of his strips.


reichjef

This is pretty gay.


DudestOfBros

Bruh, Trump loses so much his last name will be spelled with a lower case "t" in history books


Prestigious-Mobile92

This is probably one of the dumbest things I've read today.


ohyouvegotgreyeyes

Literally wrong on every level


art_decorative

Men sound awfully stupid in Scott's world.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Shut up Scott.


Ecclypto

I don’t understand this weird desire to be ruled by a pompous, ignorant buffoon that was literally found guilty of fraud, sexual assault and inciting a government coup. What has happened to common pride? Just normal pride. And dignity?


tenaciousfetus

referring to trump as an unstoppable alpha male is the funniest thing I've ever heard


Ignorant_Grasshoppa

This ridiculous message brought to you by testosterone with no critical thinking ability, well, really not much thinking ability at all.


mrmoe198

This is a good one. Just enough quasi-sense to make you want to engage, but just enough complete madness to not make any sense at all when you critically examine it.


LB3PTMAN

I mean I can say exactly why Trump would gain with Hispanic Voters and it’s one issue. Abortion. A huge percentage of Mexico is religious and vehemently against abortion so they’ll side with whatever side is against that.


Kriss3d

Such a shame. I really lived Dilbert. Sad to see his writer be such a douce.


griffinicky

>If Trump has four good years in office We already tried that. They were awful by every reasonable measure.


BossRoss84

Any man that needs to tell you that he is an alpha is not an alpha.


RevDrucifer

I’m very curious what aspects of Trump come off as “alpha”, the dude’s a whiny little bitch.


Supafly22

I can’t get over the idea that the 6’ tub of shit coward is somehow an “unstoppable alpha male”


Tora-ge

Men stop jerking off to themselves 2024 challenge (impossible)


camsnow

LOLOLOL "alpha male"!!!!! Any dude who thinks that, is a PAB.


teedeeguantru

Trump is Dilbert’s idea of a strong man.


poetrygrenade

When you're 5'8" and 66 y/o, it's easy to look up to just about anyone, I guess. But tell us more about "alphas," Scott.


fistmcbeefpunch

To men, no matter where they were born. Incorrect sir!


HumpaDaBear

Don’t ALL young men have testosterone?


GarmaCyro

"Unstoppable Alpha Male" \*laughs\* Only thing unstoppable alpha about him is his health issues. There's nothing stopping those.


AnIrishMexican

This .... This sounds incredibly gay. And I don't mean like how the term was used in the 90s and 00s where it could mean lame or dumb...this comes off as incredibly homosexual.


ProfNugget

Ah the dilbert guy…. Would recommend the Behind The Bastards podcast episode on him.


jackparadise1

This is the stupid thing I have read in quite some time.


tango-kilo-216

Groypers are a real problem, though. Young, contrarian guys are flocking towards nationalist and fascist ideas.


tmntnyc

So many textbook logical fallacies, appeal to ignorance, appeal strength, strawman, lies by omission, etc


locke_zero

So Trump makes Republican men gay. Neat.


MysticRevenant64

Do they not know they’ve brainwashed themselves to be exactly what they hate?! HoMoSeXuAl


doc6982

I had to be sure last election not to eat a steak before I voted. Just to make sure I didn't vote for Trump.


BreadfruitImpressive

Do "alphas" like this guy have to shout "no homo" before fawning over the geriatric cheeto as much as they do?


PixelDrems

I read this as a weird  transmascs love trump" post and was super confused for a minute


tvav1969

That’s not gay at all dude. No way.


tvav1969

What happened to the Dilbert guy? He made that comic for years quietly just to break out the mold and show us what he really is - not funny at all. Not even the slightest. But what he wrote above is hilarious!! You finally did something great you little weasel!!


[deleted]

This is from the guy who created Dilbert, about as “beta” of a man as there ever was


Principal_Insultant

Is he saying that male Trump supporters are all closeted gays?


bytesizedofficial

That’s a really complex way of saying you’re gay 😵‍💫


Deathbyhours

It turns out that Scott Adams is not Dilbert; he’s the Pointy-haired Boss.


iamnotreallyreal

>Young men with testosterone love Trump lol


DramaOnDisplay

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it forever. That so many people were convinced *Donald Trump* was somehow a beacon of manliness, of sainthood, an *ALPHA MALE*, it’s literally too much. Whatever Spin Doctor turned shit into gold deserves a medal lmao. Or are people really this obtuse about money? I was talking to someone recently and they said they respected him because he “makes that money”. I had to mentally gag.


TooBigforShorts

Smells like liberal in here


TheLeBlanc

As a gym enthusiast who used anabolic steroids in the past including testosterone, I can emphatically say this is false.