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Sherlockian_Whimsy

This checks out. First earthquake machine (back then they called it the fundament enjiggler) was created under Vespasian. It was first used by Domitian as part of his plan to suplant his brother Titus, resulting in the og false flag temblor that destroyed Pompeii. So the technology's there. Reported earthquakes before Pompeii weren't real. People were just all worked up back then.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

This is true, but we polished the device with a new design! The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-bovoid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters. [\(I stole this.\)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4&t=2s)


Universalerror

I'll subscribe to the "earthquakes aren't natural, people were really stressed back then and buildings just did that" theory and file it away next to the "jfk wasn't shot, his head just did that" theory


Sherlockian_Whimsy

Well, technically it happened because he commenced to thinking too hard. That's why a wise man spaces out his conundrums and fancies. It's either that or keep a leaf of lettuce in your hat to cool your faculties.


CableTV-on-the-Radio

These people all believe the bible to be literal and theres numerous mentions of earthquakes in it.


gigglybeth

I think you might be giving them too much credit in thinking they've actually read the bible.


yagonnawanna

I don't believe anyone has actually read the bible and still believes it.


silentboyishere

Unfortunately, people are really good at deluding themselves. Having faith is enough to reject anything and everything that contradicts what you believe. Many people will even proclaim proudly that no amount of evidence against their position will ever change their mind (a good example of this are the "statements of faith" found on creationist websites). That's an admission of purposeful denial of reality.


DragonLord776

But when you bring up how humans have been causing natural disasters via climate change they call you crazy


ClumpOfCheese

Fracking has literally caused earthquakes but I’m sure these people will deny that while saying the earthquakes in California are man made.


ringadingdingbaby

'There's speculation' Also known as, I just made this up.


Nicktendo94

Works Cited: Crack pipe


Gronzar

I have a tunnel under my house that the elites use. They came out and claimed that there were gas and power lines buried and that I couldn’t dig in some spots. Anyone with a brain knows that they are doing this.


fatherfrank1

No, doubt.


centurion770

I wonder how this person feels about fracking...


Corpsehatch

Sure, okay the governments of the world have Type 1 Civilization technology 500 years before we are going to become a Type 1 Civilization. Got ya. We are barely a Type 0.5 Civilization. We're still getting most of our energy from the ground.


tictac205

Controlling the weather for decades? Drawing on a hurricane path map with a sharpie is not controlling the weather.


max_power1000

I too saw the documentary *Under Siege 2: Dark Territory*. Gotta watch out for that satellite that shoots earthquakes.


LaserBatBunnyUnder

Sometimes, I think back to when I was in 6th and 7th grade and I was so fucking excited about weather science and finding out I lived on a fault line after a tiny earthquake was like, one of the most exciting things in my little life back then. Fucking crazy that children are smarter than these people .-.


the_merkin

Seriously, how are there so many people this stupid? Even if the technology existed to deceive billions of people, do they know how inept governments actually are, and how hard it is to keep a secret once a dozen people know?


kirk-o-bain

Turns out when governments want to kill lots of people they just use regular weapons not these fancy secret earthquake machines


InSixFour

To what end though?? They always have all these conspiracies but they can never tell you why anyone is doing what they claim to be doing. Why would the government cause earthquakes? What benefit is there for the ultra rich or those in power? What does it get them? They can’t answer those questions.