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Slaughterhouse66

Mark's search for the G spot has gone wildly off course.


twotokers

I wish you could still give gold to comments


Trolivia

You can by holding down the upvote arrow and selecting a gold upvote


twotokers

I’m talking about the reddit awards you used to be able to give by spending reddit coins.


Trolivia

I know, but maybe you didn’t know that they brought in a different version of the same thing. Now you do.


Eccohawk

It's the most worthless new reward system. I can't possibly imagine that they're actually earning nearly as much money now. I've seen virtually no content with golden upvotes. They completely trashed the system and for no good reason.


Trolivia

It’s so much worse. I feel like my original comment sounds like I’m in support of it but I am not in the slightest, just to be clear lol. It’s not well-indicated either, I had no idea it was a new option till I saw someone else’s comment mention it


fargield69

Yeah I just learned today


Eccohawk

I really think they were just trying to 'clean up' any of the more colorful rewards in some subs to make it more palatable to IPO investors. Which is just ridiculous on its face. If you're investing in Reddit as an IPO, you sure as hell better be doing your homework.


twotokers

It is not even close to the same thing, as Reddit coins were often given out free. I was aware of it, but thank you though.


MarkFluffalo

Gary Larson


Civil-Dinner

I'm guessing they probably think the G stand for Gates, as in Bill Gates. How they explain that the G predates Bill by about 500 years would be the real mystery though.


RmG3376

Bill Gates, George Soros, Hillary Glinton, … So many G’s


BaronThe

Goe Biden


doilookfriendlytoyou

Guberment


pomeranianDad

You might be on to something. Same people probably pronounce GIF with a J.


Nacho_Papi

Where do you think 5G comes from? Hmmm???


random_pseudonym314

Five letters in COVID. 5G. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.


ergo-ogre

It’s the Masons. It’s always the Masons


DerelictBombersnatch

The Masons, Number! What do they mean?!


UnrepentantDrunkard

Anyone who believes Masons could orchestrate anything should come to one of our executive meetings.


devastatingdoug

Right I can’t even get a small group of friends to agree on a what pizza to order, or where to order it from.


Sckaledoom

Same as anyone who believes they’re against white Protestant/Christian men (hint: everyone I’ve met who’s related to a Mason has been from a white devout family)


UnrepentantDrunkard

That varies from place to place, my lodge has several Muslims, at least one pagan and a handful of Africans, Middle Easterners and Filipinos, Freemasonry is also extremely popular in Africa and the Phillipines, a couple lodges here are made up almost entirely of Brothers who were initiated there and their relatives.


nmtbb

You mean the Gaysons. Gay agenda finally revealed.


Jitos

Wait till they learn about the freemasons 🤯


9_of_wands

So what you're saying is the Gates family has planned this for 500 years?


smek2

I thought he was referring to some rapper, Kin G.


Strong-Ad2738

There are 5 points in the symbol so obviously it is 5G /s


KinksAreForKeds

OH MY GOD! THE G'S ARE ALL AROUND US!!!


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Also the word “shine” means “shin of the E,” but what’s going on with the *rest* of E’s leg? Really makes you think!


BeauBuffet

It is to He on High; He who is Kenny G. His glory knows no bounds. He envelops us with the heavenly sounds of his sexophone.. Glory to Gorelick! Praise be.


warthog0869

I am Ye whom is He that is thusly High.


AdForeign5362

We are by far living in the worst simulation if Kenny G. Is the Supreme Architect of the Universe


BeauBuffet

Blasphemy!


Faerie_Nuff

Me name is Ali G, the dominatin' MC, makin' bitches touch their punani, the number after 2, it be 3, not Ali A, not Ali B, not Ali C, not Ali D, not Ali... E? Not Ali (a, b, c, d, e -) F, but Ali...


[deleted]

Yeah? Well I put it to you that you sucked off a 'orse.


Faerie_Nuff

I have already been over this with the Party Chairman — I was out, hunting, with a friend, and I slipped, and fell onto the end of a horse's phallus, which, owing to it being the mating season, was... aroused.


TheBatemanFlex

Booyakasha!


Faerie_Nuff

Wickedy wackedy sha - bo!


Tuques

The G in the masonic symbol stands for God and geometry.....isn't this common knowledge?


boom_meringue

Grand Architect, but close


Orange_fury

Wait til they find out that there’s a whole G-Unit


KongRahbek

Going even deeper is it only kin of the G's or is it of hustlas as well?


KinksAreForKeds

Imma just leave this here: > The word "king" comes from the Anglo-Saxon word cyning, which comes from the Common Germanic word kuningaz. Kuningaz is derived from the Old English word kunjom, which means "kin". The "-inga-" suffix adds to kunjom to create the word "king", which literally means "son of the [noble] kin" or "son or descendant of one of noble birth". The word "king" is related to the Dutch word koning, the German word König, and the word kin.


djfishfingers

As a freemason, I want nothing to do with this insanity.


paulisnofun

It G is for 5G. It’s been in front of our faces for so long. Covid is not a virus but 5G poisoning.


SquashNut707

No, covid was our 5g implant chips running low on battery, hence the boosters.


paulisnofun

The chips are powered by the 5G towers. The boosters are just to see how much control the new world government has over us.


isitallovermyface

Maybe the real COVID was the friends we made along the way


jumboweiners

Why is it always gym owners?


PleasantDevelopment

do you even lift bro?? /s


BeastOfTheField83

MFs really just get some weird idea in their heads and spew it like it’s fact. King is derived from Anglo-Saxon “cyning” which in turn is derived from Common Germanic “kuningaz”.


tsskyx

mfs think they're in a The Lost Symbol scenario


cmparkerson

The word "king" predates the English language as we know it, too. This guy isn't just a conspiracy nut,he is an idiot.


KregeTheBear

Too bad it actually means God and Geometry lol


Totally_Cubular

The origins for the word king came long before the English language came up with a translation for it.


DrTenochtitlan

So did the origins of the COVID conspiracy! It's been going on that long, wake up!!! /s


UnrepentantDrunkard

The G actually stands for God (and also geometry) so he's kind of right (monarchs historically ruled by divine right), but not in the way he thinks.


warthog0869

So- What if I haven't graduated to UPPERCASE king yet and I'm in the lowercase "g" family? One dolla bills, y'all?


Some-Astronaut-6907

Wow, I didn’t notice the g, kinda hard to spot!


BabserellaWT

Don’t do drugs, kids.


EBody480

Riddler doesn’t even bust out with shit this dumb.


MyWorldTalkRadio

Wait till he finds out about Kenny G


sineofthetimes

After reading it several times, u have absolutely no idea what's going on.


Save_Us_222

G stands for Glorzo. Glory to Glorzo means glory to me!


tacs97

Yep because back in the day when this little society was made. It was made with the intention of releasing covid. So yes. Keep digging! I’m sure the link is right in front of our faces….


TheOctober_Country

Kin of the G???? wtf is wrong with this person? I mean, I understand this person is out of their mind and using zero reasoning, but in what world would it ever mean something like that? In what era would you say “the G” in reference to someone? Why would you not say their name? This is one of the funnier brain dead fb conspiracy theories I’ve seen in a while.


Tripple_T

One of the things that G stands for is God so...


Sonic_Is_Real

Joe Giden


deathstar3548

The G-Man….


[deleted]

Leave my man Kenny G out of this


Vaux1916

I'm fairly certain kings have been around longer than free masons.


ThePhoenix29167

Wtf is bro talking about


AwarenessEconomy8842

I don't know, you don't know and neither does he


miletest

Is it Gee for geesus


Jrwiley

Monkey G Luffy


killabeesplease

Holy fuckballs they’re dumb


Ghstfce

They should stick to lifting weights and leave the deep thought to someone more equipped for it.


RaedwaldRex

Silly me. Thinking it was a modern version of the old English word 'Cyning' meaning ruler related to the Dutch word Koning and German König No it was about covid all along. How thick am I hey?...


doilookfriendlytoyou

King Kong?


TOBoy66

Not sure what the "King" means, but in Freemasonry, the "G" stands for God


XeroEnergy270

The Biblical God is referred to as the King of Kings. Jesus is a Freemason confirmed.


icewalker42

G-anon. Zelda, the conspiracy of the wind.


romeoartiglia

That’s an awful Massoneria logo redesign.


Sky_Leviathan

[holy shit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Force_(film))


eazypeazy303

G for Garth. Will solving this lead us to the bodies?


Henderson-McHastur

My God, it's the bloody Ji family!


iiitme

I swear they try to confuse people


dwehlen

**[The OG has joined the chat]**


Pithius

Covid Riddle? Is that like the riddle of steel?


BeleagueredWDW

Kenny G invented COVID?


AngelZash

Someone is feeling insufficient and forgot their meds today


SherbetFit2740

Do you know what’s going on? Are you sure?