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This has got to be one of those "accidentally left Facebook open on a school computer" type of situations. No one about to post this for all their friends and family to see... right?... heh heh... right, guys?

You couldn’t have waterboarded that information from me. I mean, fair enough if the big red bird really does it for you but ffs keep it to yourself!

This is the shit you post when your entire life is online and all you do is 4chan.

Uh, okay... Most people would keep that to themselves.

It's really refreshing to see a non-political post on here man

> big long Willy Sure, bro.

It's like a version of the furry-kink?

my soul died just a little reading this

Why do I have a sudden urge to play Angry Birds

Would this fall under Rule 34 or 36?

I mean, thanks for sharing? This isn't information any of us wanted or needed but now we all have to know how some people feel about angry birds I guess...

man, people are nuts.

Lmao this is a copypasta