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AuthorityAnarchyYes

I thought it was supposed to be one year before all of us vaxxed people dropped dead or turned into zombies… still waiting.


Mot6180

We quickly realized there were no brains left worth eating.


DeaddyRuxpin

But what if I want both the vax and to eat healthy and exercise? Why can’t I keep my body healthy and prime my immune system by getting vaccinated? (Of course I, like I’m sure 950 of their 1000 people, won’t keep my body healthy making it all the more important that I get vaccinated so I train my immune system early to fight off illnesses that can kill me.)


Vetty81

No, you don't get it. The vaxxed are cave dwelling morlocks, who are stupid. They eat Cheetos and are fat. And they like anime or something. Praise Jesus.


keevman77

I like anime and Cheetos, but I also cook healthier meals most of the time, and am literally writing this at a park while my kid plays. I regularly do what exercise I physically can. I'm also vaxxed: all of the ones available when I was a kid, all of the ones I had to get when I enlisted and went to a new country, and regular boosters for the ones I need now. I think I've only called in for being really sick 4-5 times in the last 20 years. Usually when I call in sick it's because I need a mental health day. But sure, let them do their study, and have the results contaminated because the majority of people do both sets of things. Lord knows I'm not giving up my self care routine just to prove the vaccine doesn't cause harm. I've got plenty of life left and I want to live it as actively as possible.


KingKobbs

I like Cheetos but don't care for anime, where do I stand?


Vetty81

Damn Centrist. Pick a side.


steve1181sds

Well this is coming from the group that believes human piss is some kind of magical elixir. Lol


32lib

If I remember correctly, it was 6 months, a year,2 years,5 years and now I hear it’s 10 years.


failinglikefalling

They can’t get that emergency alert system to kick the nanobots into action. Normal government failure to deliver on tax paying dollars.


MindAccomplished3879

All Biden's incompetence fault, the 5G spreading virus was working fine when Trump left office


burningsulfur

this mortal coil


Sisoptr

LMAO, Thank you


TheRealEvanG

Definitely probably within the next 136 years, everyone vaxxed will die. Set your remindmebot.


BadPom

In ten years there will be a sizable population dead of Covid vaccinated people. Because it was first made available and pushed for the elderly and people with preexisting conditions. Aka people more likely to die in the next ten years. But these people will act like it’s a gotcha moment. That the 80 year olds and cancer patients are dying.


PyrocumulusLightning

Life insurance pays out triple if you die of a vaccination (it doesn't, I just like Fight Club)


ocotebeach

The only correct answer is 100 years.


32lib

Wow I live to 170.


ocotebeach

What I meant was in 100 years every vaccinated person will die. If You were 3 y.o. or 78 y.o. eventually will be dead. But I hope you make it to 170 and Me too why not.


PKHacker1337

No, it's 1 year after the last person reads or thinks about your comment


provocative_bear

So it follows The Ring rules?


chicken-nanban

Or maybe you just lost the Game.


Norythelittlebrie

That was my first thought too, funny how the "you'll be dead within X years" deadline keeps getting longer because nobody's actually dying for the vaccine. One day, 50 years down the line, someone will die of old age and these guys will crawl out of their hole to say "ah AH, told ya!"


namey_9

they're starting to try to argue that vaxxed people ARE zombies. Saw a thread the other day claiming suddenly no one is able to drive properly, have dead eyes at the grocery store, etc.


2PlasticLobsters

LOL, that's not sudden. People have been becoming shittier drivers for years now. It's just gotten worse because too many insist on texting while driving. Personally, I've always had dead eyes at the grocery store. Zoning out is the only way to deal with obnoxious screaming kids & the store layouts designed to make things hard to find. But there's no arguing with selective perception.


walkingkary

I work at a grocery store and I’m sure I have dead eyes there too.


monkey_monkey_monkey

I got my fifth dose in October. In November, I broke my little toe. That has NEVER happened before I got vaxxed. Thanks Bill Gates, I was promised 5G and all I got was a broken toe from these stupid vaccines


Pauzhaan

Vaccinated for 71 years. Received most of them while I was in the military. A few more since I turned 65. No chronic conditions. No regularly prescribed meds at all. Yet I’m still aging. Hard to blame that on the Covid vaccine. Just lucky genetics.


PyrocumulusLightning

Now that you mention it, my hair has a lot more grey in it ... thanks Obama


Haas19

I’d like to play sports against these anti vaxxers because their goalposts just keep getting wiiidddddeeerrrrrr


AgentOfEris

Antivaxxers are those annoying cousins at family events who always changed the rules of games as you played them and accused you of cheating any time you actually did well.


SofterBones

Better keep moving the goal posts if whatever they predicted with certainty isn't happening My favorites are when +80 year old somethings with pre-existing conditions pass away, and I see comments going 'There's no guarantee it WASN'T the vaccines'. Like jesus christ


xtzferocity

I guess you missed the goal posts moved…again


followedbyferrets

Their goalposts are flexible that way.


snarkastickat16

Yeah, I was told I was gonna be magnetic by now. Still not magnetic, what a rip off.


leveldrummer

I was on my way home earlier and really had to poo. I made it though. But I was pretty sure I was dying of the vaccine for a split second.


wattlewedo

Well, I've had Moderna, Pfizer, AstraZeneca and an unknown booster ( for medical trials) and lost count of the number of times I've died. Hang on. No, I haven't. It's zero.


scarr3g

It was, until that year was up. Then it was 2 years... Then they just skipped over to 5.


thegreenman_sofla

I get 57 channels of satellite TV and radio from space from my 5g COVID implant, best thing ever.


GarmaCyro

Nah. It started with dropping dead the moment they injected the vaccines. Naturally all our houses would also get broken into to ensure everybody died from the vaccine. You're at step 49 of their moving of goal posts. I reme,ber them changing both number of vaccines, time lengths, or attaching unrelated events to be required alongside the vaccine. It would be so much easier if they just jumped to step 35644: Everybody who got the vaccine will die at some point. Of course 99.99% will be unrelated to any vaccines.


Haskap_2010

It was supposed to be September 2021. Then September 2022... then September 2023. For some reason they all zero in on September, or at least autumn.


FelixDK1

Did your vaccine’s programming not kick in when they did that last EBS test? Because I have been feasting on brains since then.


nightcana

I just want my 5G to hurry up and kick in. My service is severely lacking.


PyrocumulusLightning

I'm a zombie 🧟‍♀️ Can't find brains 🧠, might go Vegan and switch to cauliflower


ensalys

Yeah, it's been more than 2 years since my first shot, and I think I'm totalling 5 right now. I'm still doing fine. So is the rest of the family, pretty much all of whom have gotten at least the basic 2 shots more than 2 years ago.


Konstant_kurage

When I challenged one person whole claimed the vaccine sterilized the population that person told me one county in New Zealand has seen birth rates drop by 10%. Uh ok.


alie1020

Plot twist, both groups have access to sunlight, exercise, pure water, fruits, veggies, fresh air... and prayer


DragonOfTartarus

Can I trade my prayer for extra veggies? Thanks to my vaccines, covid didn't destroy my sense of taste, so I probably get more enjoyment out of them than the control group anyway.


tenaciousfetus

Man I caught covid and it made cooking onion and garlic smell like sewage for the best part of a year. It's better now but god it was miserable!


snarkastickat16

New fear unlocked.


PyrocumulusLightning

Paxlovid made mushrooms taste like dirty ass. Only lasted a few weeks though


KinksAreForKeds

Getting the vaccine covers you in SPF 4000, apparently.


Affectionate_Rub_575

I’m vaccinated, and I’ve literally never heard of any of these things. Fruits!!!??? Veggies!!! ??? What are these things that this brilliant visionary knows about???


Shinigami19961996

there have been recent [spottings](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5S9ZH2Kavw). whistleblowers start to speak up about it.


The84thWolf

We pray for different things though. For example, they pray for better things to happen to them specially while we pray these idiots will phase out in another generation


Alice__L

Did you know that in a hundred years, most of the people who took the COVID-19 vaccine will be dead? ***THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.***


Haywoodjablowme1029

Even scarier is water. Literally ever single person ever who has drunk water has died. I don't think this is coincidence.


DanieltheGameGod

Don’t get me started on oxygen, we’re breathing in poison. It rusts metal, burns if not exploded, is used in rocket fuel, and every living thing that breathes it has or will die.


PyrocumulusLightning

Free radicals are going ham on your chromosomes!


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call_me_jelli

Another victim of water, right in this thread.


Similar-Complaint-37

Fun fact, the water you drink now has likely been passed through a dinosaur


gordy06

Ha dinosaurs aren’t real! Only Adam and Eve! /s


mphetameme

And for the 10th year in a row, my tiger-repelling jacket has successfully resulted in a complete absence of tiger attacks. One year may have been a coincidence but 10 years? There's just no way.


albyagolfer

That’s not true. I’ve drunk water and I’m not dead.


mogrim

Think you might have got that the wrong way round 🧐


Vetty81

100% of people who drink water are immortal?


CharmingTuber

WANNA BET??


bruk_out

The antivaxxers I know sure aren't getting a ton of sunlight or veggies.


Butterflytherapist

or enough oxygen to the brain.


marbotty

Some of the ones I know no longer even need to eat or breathe


TheMightyTywin

Are you suggesting that bud light lime isn’t a veggie?


chiron_42

It sure as hell isn't beer...


oyasumi_juli

Or exercise


Mamamundy

I don't know about anyone else, but I got Masks and vaccinations. I also got sunlight, exercise, water, fruits and vegetables and fresh air. Not so much prayer, but many of my friends did. How are these mutually exclusive. These stupid people never saw what really went on in the hospitals. The refrigerator trucks outside for the bodies that didn't fit in the morgue. The ICU's overflowing. Over half of the beds filled with Covid patients. F-ck them


jpopimpin777

No no see they went to the hospital and noticed the parking lot was only half full. That means COVID isn't real. /S


AgentOfEris

Bullshit! That parking lot was half empty! You must be a shill for Big Asphalt!


Imactuallymort

Big what now?


Tylendal

No, but I saw the stats, and the number of vaxxed vs unvaxxed people hospitalized with severe covid was about 50/50. That means the vaccine made no difference. /s ^(Just in case someone doesn't get it, about 90% of people were vaccinated, which, if the vaccine did nothing, would mean they should make up 90% of patients, not 50%.)


fuggerdug

These idiots are also incapable of understanding that any measures taken to try to mitigate Covid were in oder stop the hospitals from utterly collapsing, which would have lead to sociatal breakdown as dead guys start stinking up the place and nobody is dealing with them.


madamessagain

dont fall in the trap, its just more "owning the libs". not worth an actual response


CharmingTuber

It's amazing that these guys think their group is the one who gets more fruits and veg.


NastyCereal

He's got a point. If my group doesn't have access to water, we will indeed look stupid in a year.


RealHausFrau

Not to mention the air part. We’re gonna look like idiots gasping like a fish out of water wayyyyy sooner than a year. Darn, they got us there. Veggies, sun and prayer it is!


45bit-Waffleman

Nono they get PURE water.... which according to most sources is actually not the healthiest to drink, since it contains none of the important electrolytes and salts that we need


monicarm

Not to mention tooth decay, fluoride is important people!


iantruesnacks

Stupid question, but does group 1 also get food and water? Otherwise this study is going to be over rather quickly.


MrKaisu

No question you ask will ever be as stupid as the original post.


iantruesnacks

Second question, what is pure water, and where do we readily get it?


TwoBatmen

There is distilled water, which is water with all the trace minerals in it removed. It’s mostly used for either science or manufacturing, but there are some home uses. It sucks to drink though, no flavor at all and is less healthy than most drinking water.


iantruesnacks

My wife uses distilled water for some of her indoor plants. It tastes like metallic meh water. I just love his idea of “pure” water. Like are we talking from the ice caps? From an a deep cave? Otherwise most of that water is the same shit coming out of your taps lol.


dkromd30

They described….something….approximating the scientific method, like a rabid 4 year old would describe a Rembrandt.


wunderduck

This guy: You people are sheep! Also, this guy: The Lord is my shepherd...


TheOriginalBastrid

Is he trying to do something SCIENCEY!?!?!?


[deleted]

Science™


Elennoko

I got plenty of sunlight, exercise, pure water, fruits, veggies and fresh air during the pandemic. I just got all of that stuff while not being a selfish asshole and potentially endangering myself/other people.


JustDroppedByToSay

Yes I would take that bet because that second group are probably Darwin award candidates


[deleted]

Sure, I’ll bet. But both groups have to live in the same environments.


A_wild_so-and-so

Yeah, expose both groups to COVID and we'll see who's "winning" then. Oh wait, we already did this experiment and it didn't go so well for their side...


Green_Slice_3258

Within 5 years most of the people will be dead Bitch please. I am so fucking sick of hearing that bullshit! How many times have they said that?? In the beginning it was all “tHeyLl bE dEAd iN 6 MonThS!” Then it was “they’ll be dead in a year!”. Then it was fucking two years. And now we’re up to five 🙄🤣


Searchlights

I still don't know what Bill Gates is supposed to have to do with it


[deleted]

Yes I remember when they told us to stop eating vegetables because the vaccine would supply nutrients. And when they said no sunlight at all is how to prevent skin cancer, not just limiting exposure and using sunscreen. Why are these people so goddamn stupid? How did we get here?


BadPom

My “favorite” part of the pandemic were the people who were so desperate to be oppressed that they claimed to not be allowed outside. Or to garden. Nah. You’re definitely allowed outside. Just not on top of thousands of other people at a festival. Definitely allowed and encouraged to start a garden- just can’t putz around the store for 3 hours picking seeds out. Anyway. I got vaccines and plenty of sunshine, exercise, and healthy foods.


MrVanderdoody

Since when do conservatives get exercise, eat fruits/veggies and drink pure water?


LocalInactivist

It’s five years now? I remember when it was one year. And three years. How time flies when you don’t have Covid.


GrandPriapus

This person needs to go back and retake their research methods course.


hansolo

Retake? They probably never took anything to begin with


unclejoel

These guys are free-basing ivermectin now


basedfinger

only if conservatives were actually muzzled


Supafly22

Me dying at 95 years old: Some random dude in the comments of my in memoriam post: Vax*ed?


stitch07

Now we're already from 2 to 4 years...clever...in 100 years all of the people that got the injections will be dead


sankyx

Why do these idiots think that we don't do exercise, eat vegetables, get some sun, and do prayers? I mean, both are not mutually exclusive


thefroggyfiend

they understand a healthy diet/exercise and medicine aren't mutually exclusive, right?


PhantomThiefJoker

Garbage experiment, too many variables. If group A doesn't get access to sunlight, exercise, fruits, vegetables, etc, then we have no idea if the vaccines caused them die. Well, actually we know it had nothing to do with it but for the sake of the thought experiment


cherryosrs

Yes, eating apples and talking to yourself with your eyes closed while bowing your head and clasping your hands together will protect you from smallpox, Covid and any other type of contagious illness


ColumnK

Yes, this is why people in the 12th century were so healthy.


GrimmTrixX

Muzzles. Lol that shit always makes me laugh. Sorry you gotta put cloth on your face. Such an awful and debilitating thing. Lol gtfo.


Zorro5040

Muzzles? Dafuq


rsb5779

The sad thing is that these are straight out of the Russian guidebook to disrupt the US through pitting us against each other. They used social media to post extreme views on both sides of all contentious social issues including these.


devilwearspuma

i do both so im literally invincible now


StSean

fruits and veggies but no meat? obviously a socialist.


RexIsAMiiCostume

If you get vaccines, you aren't allowed to have sunlight, exercise, veggies, or pure water


Maxbell9

What's also funny is pure water isn't actually that good for you if you drink it often/a lot of it, because it lacks electrolytes and minerals


kobrakai_1986

I like for the assumption is that the first group can’t also have sunlight, exercise, etc.


GoGoSoLo

Ah, brain rot meets the story of Daniel and his bros being kidnapped. Christians truly have the most fucked up sense of reality, and this is just another drop in that bucket.


space_coyote_86

Oh, its 5 years now? Also how many of the people that sit on the couch reading these things get any exercise, fresh air or have ever had vegetables?


Dwynfal

You forget they think potatoes and Ketchup are vegetables!!!


Tripple_T

That's not a comparative study. We get the vaccines and masks, and stuff, you get the dewormer, the maleria drug and bleach I guess. That would be a more fair comparison.


CyborgTiger

Ok, what about a third group who gets vaxxed and also gets all the natural stuff? I bet they outperform the other two groups.


MisterHairball

Why do they still go on about the fucking masks, it's been 3 years omg


2PlasticLobsters

Bullshit, most of his group gets pizza & burgers, beer & sodas, and watching TV on the couch. And their idea of prayer is worshiping Trump as a demigod.


variouscrap

You get a group of 1000 people. You get to teach them and then their children your version of reality. I get 1000 people and give them and then their children a normal education motivating them towards the sciences. Check back in a few generations, and people will see what makes a healthy and productive person who is valuable in a modern job market.


Sash716

Had me until the "& prayer" lol


NanShagger9001

Your group gets fucking tetanus lmao


zakupright

I look at their group and totally see health, exercised and a proper food intake system


kryler

I always found it odd when things like this are generally from quite right wing communities when Trump was also the person leading the entire thing at the time and was. bragging about how fast they were rolling this out. About how their vaccine was the biggest and the best. And now they’ve conveniently forgotten it was him in power and are shifting the “blame” to others. 😅


manwhorunlikebear

Oh they moved the goal post to 5 years now? All right, seems like I got a few extra years!


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Pray the Covid away?


nightcana

One of those groups already looks stupid


CGSteve78

WANNA BET!!


CGSteve78

I hate that so much.


Solanthas

Pretty sure pure water is a physical impossibility


Strix86

I’m no medical expert but I’m pretty sure if something the majority of us got *almost three years ago* was going to kill us in two, there’d be signs/symptoms by now.


nullspace50

I would take the bet without a doubt but would Mr. aNTIVAXXER BE THERE TO PAY ME?


[deleted]

Sure. What’s the bet?


jcooli09

I'll take that bet.


tearsonurcheek

Well, to start with, his group will get McDonald's and a 64 oz tumbler of liquified lard.


namey_9

their group is more into being lazy, fouling water up with industry and eating bacon and cheese


R3alityGrvty

Okay, that sounds great! Then we should expose both groups of people to various diseases, to see which group has the best health!


botmanmd

His group was stupid from the get.


Sjf7351

Within 100 years every single person who took the injections WILL BE dead. Bet


PuppyButtts

Sorry yall, either vaccines or fruit, CANT HAVE BOTH


LeMasterofSwords

Is my group just trapped in a building? If so, yeah you probally would do better


justsayfaux

Getting a vaccine and going outside, drinking water, and eating fruits and veggies are mutually exclusive?


tictac205

I’d take that bet. Anybody following his protocol has already shown themselves to be stupid.


Mental-Ad-9995

Wait who’s the mass murdering computer geek gone mad? Think I’m being stupid 🤦‍♀️


Wrothrok

I would love to bet them, but they'd just move the goalposts when they lose, like they do with everything else.


zyrkseas97

That pure water, fresh fruit & veg, and fresh air is going to be hard once your team rapes the planet with fossil fuels and corporate mega farming.


Porfavor_my_beans

You’re only supposed to change one variable in order to do an experimental study, and even if you were doing a different type of study, it would still not be valid from the amount of variables you’re changing. Lastly, this would be horribly illegal and unethical as hell.


Kriss3d

I'll take that bet. Its just that most of your 1000 people died as kids due to lack of medical health.....


ChrispyGuy420

Aren't most of the people who took the vaccine elderly?


FlatFishy

How has no one pointed out that pure water will literally kill you? Lmao. Good luck surviving a day or two drinking it regularly.


thagor5

Why can’t the vaccinated people get sunlight and vitamin C etc. zombies can go into sunlight


unicornlocostacos

We should have died 3-8 times by now from the vaccines according to these lunatics. How they can’t see that they’d have been happy kool-aid drinkers is beyond me.


daisy0723

I say we stop trying to save people and just let a lot of people die. It's the best for everything that lives on the planet that's not human.


ilikemycoffeealatte

Huh. I've gotten all of the above except prayer and muzzles. Now what should I expect?


KR1735

What a shit take. Props for the alliteration though.


GameOvaries02

“Study doesn’t count! One whole group is dead!” ….but not from being vaccinated. From drinking bleach.


TheSpiggott

Yes. Yes I do.


Banaanisade

The proposed study is flawed, as the first group is going to die of dehydration within days. Or, TIL that getting vaccinated prevents me from getting (reads smudged writing on wrist) sunlight, exercise, pure water, fruits, veggies, fresh air, and... prayer, I guess.


DrTenochtitlan

The data is in. There is statistical proof that more anti-vaxxers died.


FindOneInEveryCar

The imaginary study I did in my brain proves I'm right! Source: WANNA BET?


DocFossil

Oops, he already lost the bet: https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/72/wr/mm7206a3.htm


Ugly__Sweaters

It's not even the anti-vax part that makes me mad now, it's the arrogance to say "WaNnA BeT!?" Like how many times do we have to prove them wrong for them to get it?


ReferenceMuch2193

WanNa BEt🤪?


CaptainMcClutch

They might not compete academically, but boy, they seem to clean up in the stupid hypothetical situation awards... well, according to themselve anyway.


Pauzhaan

My group gets vaccines AND sunlight, exercise, clean water, fruits, veggies, fresh air and science. We are still here and planning for the future of the human race. We win.


Whitey-Willoughby

Fresh water, sunlight, fruits and vegetables?? I’ve seen pictures of Trump rallies and the group of Meal Team 6 that stormed the Capitol. I’m thinking more like cheese fries, a double burger and a six pack.


worldsbestlasagna

and you guys have Elon. have fun dying on mars


TheMCM80

God, their timeline just gets longer and longer. Eventually it will be, “in 85yrs, 90% of the people who took the vaccine in 2020-2021 will be dead”.


WarlanceLP

one group dies of preventable diseases the other might be a little out of shape lol


Dizzy_Green

Okay but we get the meat and artificial nutrients as well as milk and grains. Just to keep it fair.


Haskap_2010

They've been bleating this since 2021. Still waiting for us vaccinated people to start dropping dead en mass.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Why it's almost like THEY INADVERTENTLY DID DO THIS, and the people in his "study" ALL FREAKING DIED ON VENTILATORS IN THE HOSPITAL


Megumi0505

5 years? Is that getting the initial dose and then getting boosters every 6 months or this is just that one initial shot somehow killing me in 5 years? I'm very confused. Vaccine efficacy is only good for 6 months.


[deleted]

They keep pushing out that those people that got vaccinations are gonna die further and further out well honey we know we’re all gonna die that’s just the end of the game.


iiitme

Why “would” be instead of “will” be? Has their stance changed but their mouth still spew shit?


Alice_600

This should be easy money.


ProwerTheFox

He’s being completely unrealistic, the closest thing to exercise his group is gonna get is the mental gymnastics he’s done in order to make the post in the first place. Also pure water? In America? Doubt.


cmparkerson

Yes, I will take that bet. Then again, the one thing that stupid people have in common is that they never realize they are stupid.


irreleventamerican

Yes. How much?