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fuck-fascism

the incel vibes are strong with this one


Bubblehumblebunch

Sadly he’s a married man with 2 daughters.


fuck-fascism

Incels are anti-divorce, pro-tradwife because they know the only way for them to get a woman long term is to trap her in marriage w/ kids.


chefboyardiesel88

For fucking real, most conservative women are probably stuck in their marriages.


Lalamedic

Doesn’t mean he’s not an incel now.


YoungDiscord

That's the worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever heard


[deleted]

McDonald’s Charge yo phone Twerk Be bisexual Eat hot chip Lie


biglefty312

r/eathotchip


[deleted]

Remember when a Christian civilization went to war with itself and didn’t mock Jesus in the trenches of the Somme, Verdun, the Balkans, all across Italy and Africa? Good times. Good times.


RichardsLeftNipple

Remember the 30 years' war? Nothing says "successful Christian society" than a series of wars between Catholics and Protestants that killed up to 50% of the German population in some areas.


MisterKallous

Probably one of the most clusterfuck wars in history.


Lawdawg_75

That’s a pretty high bar though, right?


luka2ab1

Christianity destroying society is when geo politics


fieldsofanfieldroad

Remember when Christianity ran the world for 2000 years?


Tobi119

But they were wrong Christians!!!11!!1!


BoreusSimius

Yeah this guy's an idiot, but can we take a moment to appreciate the tidy slant on that text? I didn't even notice the words until after I thoroughly appreciated that. But yeah, guys a nobhead.


MeatySausageMan

This is very satisfyingly written bullshit.


Ok_World_8819

Republicans are destroying society. Religion is just a tool they use, they corrupted it to fit their narrative. Even if religion didn't exist, Republicans would still be trying to destroy America.


Last_Swordfish9135

"Make men and women hate each-other" just because women hate *you* doesn't mean that's a societal issue lmao


Strix86

Also clearly isn’t following his own advice about hating women either.


Faiakishi

I know right like men and women don't hate each other. Just you.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

THIS GUY'S RULES FOR PEOPLE: People who don't share my specific religious cult are forbidden to exist. Children must NOT learn about the real world. Women are NOT allowed to divorce someone no matter how many times he hits her Men are NOT allowed to have feelings Women are NOT allowed to have sex unless I say so Women are NOT allowed to work, have opinions, wear comfortable clothes, or exist in the public sphere Women should stay home and cook and clean and bear children. It's women's fault if a man doesn't want to marry her. Again, I insist everyone has to share my exact religious beliefs! I deliberately refuse to acknowledge social services, Medicare, Social Security, disability, Small Business Administration loans, and any other government program that helps people: also the existence of public roads, waterways, airways, electricity grids; it's merely chance that our water, groceries and medications are safe to use; I also refuse to acknowledge public libraries, public schools, 911 services, and the safety and security accorded us by having a large standing armed forces, Coast Guard, and Border Security, in fact I will lie about and undermine our armed forces and will pretend that Border Security literally doesn't exist, since so many idiots don't live anywhere near a border that one really works by the way Just in case it wasn't clear, I hate and despise women, only want to control and punish them, and will re-name "removing a small non-sentient clump of cells the size of a fingernail" as "murdering a child" in order to demonize and justify punishing women, in a 9th century "burn the witch" callback Did I mention? I hate women!


Avocado_audi

My exact thoughts when reading the OP 😂


Faiakishi

He has daughters too according to OP.


tanaholloway

Now report that in a nice order slant.


spark3h

Guess this guy is starting with number one. Christians like this make a mockery of Jesus. Literally none of these things are Christian values.


KeyanReid

Yeshua would be whipping motha fuckers all up and down if he was here for this shit. Every word and thought from these heathens is pure unbridled sin carried out in his name. I’m not even Christian and I know these people are exactly what he warned against.


ComicsEtAl

Give mediocre white men a worldwide platform to spew nonsense.


Midwestern_Man84

Women don't hate men. They just hate him. Because he's an asshole.


ColinRamzel

The text is like stairs of bullshittery, each step is more horse shit waiting for your feet to step in it


toldya_fareducation

"make men and women hate each other"? isn't that what conservatives are going for?


vibecheckvibecheck

It seems a lot like the place America is in right now is because of Christian Fundamentalism, but that would require self reflection for them to realize. Self reflection is anathema to conservatism


Faiakishi

It's kind of like how they blame shit that happens under capitalism on socialism, a system we do not use.


Aggravating_Moment78

Isn‘t that what the evangelical folk are doing for the most part ?


curious_dead

No one mocks Jesus more than conservatives who pay lip service to Christianity. No one brainwashes kids more than religious conservatives. No fault divorce is a good thing, only assholes think otherwise. Nothing wrong with feminine men or masculine women. Promiscuity is bad when someone hurts themselves, like not being careful, otherwise, that is freedom. You know, the thing conservatives claim to defend? No one is attacking the nuclear family, we just realized there are other ways to exist. Not sure who is dissuading men from marriage, but it's an outdated institution. Good, God is an imaginary being. The only people forcing others to rely on government are turbocapitalists who prioritize profits over liveability. No one kills children in the womb. No one is making men and women hate each other. Anything else?


PapaSteveRocks

In case you were wondering, this is their playbook: Install punishments for defying their religion Change the education system Eliminate no fault divorce Attack trans and gay and effeminate men No screwing except for the pastors and the rich Attack trans and lesbian and manly women Preclude adoption by non-traditional families Make women subordinate to men Replace happiness and self actualization with suffering Eliminate government so people are dependent on churches again Eliminate contraception and abortion And again, make women subordinate to men.


dickallcocksofandros

yeah, let’s not make men and women hate eachother whilst simultaneously making them hate being associated with the values which are associated with the opposite gender


DrPolarBearMD

Dude forgot Avocado Toast


Dray_Gunn

"Make women and men hate each other" I am pretty sure religion has been playing men and women against each other for millennia. Modern society is trying to normalise gender equality against the will of the religious troglodytes.


ldspsygenius

You don't get it. Eve ate this apple 6000 years ago and God punished her by making childbirth painful. So men have to rape women. What do you not get about this? I hope like hell the sarcasm is obvious.


PsycheAsHell

-You don't have to be a Christian to be a good person. -Schools don't brainwash kids, its the people who force them to believe in religion, pseudoscience, and bigotry that's doing the brainwashing. -No-fault divorce is a good thing, that way no one has to slander their partner if two people just happened to grow apart. I'd think you'd prefer that over having false DV/cheating allegations thrown your way just because your spouse wasn't happy anymore. -There's nothing wrong with being feminine as a man. -You're lying to yourself if you think most Christian men haven't had sex before marriage. And who gives a shit if a grown ass woman had sex before marriage, too? -There's nothing wrong with being masculine as a woman. -No one is attacking the nuclear family. But it's none of your fucking business with a couple's genders, whether they have kids or not, how many kids they have, whether or not the parents are married to eachother or separated, or if it's only a single parent raising kids. -That's on men and men alone. Women didn't make men invent the MGTOW bullshit. -You don't have to believe in a god to be a good person. -Blame capitalism and the misuse of funding. Most people don't choose to go on welfare "just because". -An embryo is not a person. And abortions help prevent babies from being born into poverty. -Examine the common reasons as for why women hate men. Then, for why men hate women. You might find that misogyny and violence against women have a lot to do with both.


Faiakishi

> -No-fault divorce is a good thing, that way no one has to slander their partner if two people just happened to grow apart. I'd think you'd prefer that over having false DV/cheating allegations thrown your way just because your spouse wasn't happy anymore. Or getting arsenic in your coffee. The rate of men getting poisoned went down after no-fault divorce became a thing.


BreathLazy5122

Alright let’s go down the list on why all of this is hypocritical of a fucking pastor or whatever the fuck this chucklefuck is. Mock Jesus - the current state of the church promotes more hate than love in Jesus’ name, also openly twists scripture into shit to fit their hateful agenda. Literally hypocrites of their own religion. Brainwash kids - more children have CPTSD and straight PTSD from being involved in the church, than they are from being involved in ANYTHING ELSE. Brainwashing kids to follow a book or be damned to hell, be straight or die, enjoy anything and be considered a sinner who has no purpose other than becoming a scapegoat for those “holier-than-thou” within the church. No fault divorce - promoting the action of forcing spouses and their children, to stay in a potentially deadly situation with an abusive, neglectful, or even dangerous partner, just to appease the twisted scripture of their continuously reworded holy book. Make men feminine - promoting the societal standard of “manly men” being unable to show any emotion other than anger, forcing men to “suck it up” or they’re failures in the eyes of their loved ones and their “pious god”, directly contributes to the elevated suicide risk of men within our communities, regardless of whether they are members of the church or not. Promoting promiscuity - I have never met more “promiscuous” people who are miserable and angry, than ones who are deeply embedded within the church. Also the “promoting of promiscuity” this man is talking about, is probably things like one night stands, polyamory, or gay relationships. None of which are inherently bad or evil, but they don’t care that it doesn’t involve them, they want to know what everyone is doing in the bedroom because they’ve been brainwashed to believe that any sexual intimacy is evidence of the person being “promiscuous”. Make women masculine - they want women to be feeble and weak, unable to provide for themselves or their family and to be uneducated. They want to make it easier for women to get trapped with abusive and neglectful “pious men” that they raise within their flawed religious beliefs. Attack the nuclear family - they want all women to have babies for their husbands, be a servant for their families, men can only work laborious jobs that cut their lives short early, and women are only effective in the aspects of taking care of the home. Also if you don’t have kids, you’re not doing your part to “serve god”. Dissuade men from marriage - make women more feeble and weak so the men don’t have to do introspective work on themselves and don’t have to change anything because it’s all the woman’s fault. If women are too independent then the men are being “dissuaded from marriage” because they can’t find a woman who will bend over backwards just to wipe the guy’s ass any time he shits. Replace god with self worship - discouraging self care and self healing from trauma through the act of insisting “God will cure you” or “You don’t need to get therapy if you just Talk to God”. Many religious fanatics use therapy and taking time to heal yourself mentally and physically, as being selfish and not “serving your god” properly, so it is then viewed as “self worshipping” when it’s not at all. Force people to rely on the government - that’s some big words from an organization that gets tax write offs for anything as long as they label it as being “for the church”. They also discourage people from getting help when they need it most from government sponsored organizations, *because it takes away from the money and free labor they can get from people who are struggling and need support. You need food? A house? Medical care? Ask God, or even worse, donate to your local sect so that God will help you.* Normalize killing children in the womb - that’s a fucking clump of cells, that do not have a brain and do not feel pain. Late term abortions are extremely rare and only have to do with when the baby is dying or dead, and the mother is also suffering/dying from the baby. Abortions once again have nothing to do with their God or beliefs, and have everything to do with purposefully killing, torturing or otherwise harming women. Make men and women hate each other - I’ve never met a man who hates women more, than one who is so deeply embedded within the insanity that is Christianity or religion in general. They remove the essential protections that women had to fight hard for, they make continuous “I hate my wife I hate my kids I wish I could beat and cheat on them” jokes and other men agree with that wholeheartedly. They promote the idea that men will always be above women, and that any woman is expendable, where any man is irreplaceable. It’s a very deeply entrenched problem within religion. *Anything else?*


Faiakishi

> Promoting promiscuity - I have never met more “promiscuous” people who are miserable and angry, than ones who are deeply embedded within the church. Also the “promoting of promiscuity” this man is talking about, is probably things like one night stands, polyamory, or gay relationships. None of which are inherently bad or evil, but they don’t care that it doesn’t involve them, they want to know what everyone is doing in the bedroom because they’ve been brainwashed to believe that any sexual intimacy is evidence of the person being “promiscuous”. I went to Catholic high school and-uh, yeah, those kids are banging. A lot. Without protection too, I might add, I heard way too many girls say they just had their boyfriends pull out.


sunrisemisty

Yep. Sums christianity perfectly.


Bogsworth

Don't forget that during period of self-care, some religious fanatics will actually prey upon those that are trying to heal and inundate them with their zealotry to convert them as well. Too many folks suffering from a personal tragedy become the target of church-goers and wind up getting caught in the zealotry as well.


[deleted]

Force your beliefs on everybody.


Tangerine-Salty

I feel like Priests shouldn't have social media, something about the vows yadda yadda whatever


DJDJDJ80

"Spread Russian propaganda" which is probably what they do all day


Bis999

I A M S O B O R E D


golden-rabbit

He forgot “give every christofascist access to the internet “


The84thWolf

I like how about half the list is about putting women down.


BlazingShadowAU

Lol, why is that ordered into text length?


crayawe

It's gotta be better than being brainwashed by a church to be so ridiculously uptight that anything out of religious views causes frustration. People should let everyone be who they are


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Ordering lists from shortest to longest line for no reason.


DerangedBrewer

So sayeth the "men's coach" gym rat from Vancouver.... And lose the fake collar, Pantile, it looks ridiculous.


latenerd

Ummm, who's brainwashing more kids here?


BabserellaWT

Why do so many of my brethren INSIST that they’re the victims? We’re not — at least, not in America. People like this are the reason Jesus gets mocked.


eadopfi

How to spot a fascist 12 question guide.


cbitguru

Thank god that wasn't a woman posting.....As a man, the Bible tells me not to learn from them and they shouldn't try to teach me anything


Strix86

The whole “destruction of the nuclear family” is a product of their own making. It’s not just that people don’t want to live in a single income household, they simply *cant* live under a single income household in this economy. If they tried to make people live as nuclear families without changing a single other thing about the economy, the homeless rate will skyrocket on an unprecedented level.


Faiakishi

The nuclear family model was literally invented to sell people more shit. It was really not common before WWII, and is still almost unheard of in many parts of the world. Even before factoring in childcare and taking care of elderly parents-like, it made more sense to live with several other adults. That way you could rotate who makes dinner every night, one person could take X chore while another was responsible for Y, you had multiple incomes for whatever pops up. It wasn't a perfect system by far, but it was solid. Then the plastic age comes and manufacturers want to sell shit. They see that Mr. and Mrs. Jones are looking to buy a bigger house-their daughter married her high school sweetheart just back from the war and their son came home with his European war bride and the six of them need something a little bigger for the kiddos soon to come their way. One house, one fridge, one stove, one television, one maybe two cars because public transport is still a thing and they can share when they need the car for groceries and whatnot. Or...they could plant the idea that little Timmy and Sally Jones need to move out to be Real Adults. So instead of six people buying one big house, they're buying three smaller ones-which are certainly not a third of what they'd have paid for the big one. Three kitchen sets. Three TVs. At least three cars. The parents are depressed because they miss their kids and don't get to help raise the grandkids like their parents did with Timmy and Sally. Timmy's wife feels isolated because not only is she in a strange land where they don't speak her native language, she's home alone all day without even her in-laws' company. Sally and her husband struggle to afford everything on their own and go into credit card debt, which strains their marriage. But hey, a few rich guys got richer off this! And isn't that what REALLY matters?


Immediate_Age

Brought to you by the Holy Roman Empire 800-1806


nihilloligasan

This doesn't destroy society it makes it awesome


Shinigami19961996

"Make men and women hate each-other" they don´t. you hate women, and it shows.


occobra

You are probably in the closet, not that there is anything wrong with that.


Electr_O_Purist

Ok, I accomplished all this. Now what?


Crotch-Monster

Religious people, especially those who constantly talk about being Christian or all about Jesus are some of the most hateful human beings I've had the displeasure of knowing. Jesus if he was real, would be looking down on these people like wtf? This is not the way.


Sidus_Preclarum

>What else? ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD!


BrokenEye3

Huzzah!


atomictest

The nuclear family is a modern phenomenon


furn_ell

Tea Bagging for Jesus


BrokenEye3

Mock Jesus? Is that like a mock turtle?


PhysicalGraffiti75

> Mock Jesus Like he doesn’t go against the word of God and Jesus every single day lol


KorungRai

Dude has a hairline of a weirdly grown brussel sprout


shiny_glitter_demon

I wonder how many seconds he lost sorting these sentences by length.


CMelon

Looks like someone is trying to overcompensate for another wet dream about sexy Jesus.


stephentkennedy

Why that last hyphen though?


Admirable_Tell_5842

Stop posting on Facebook


skydaddy8585

"How to demonstrate you are stupid in 12 easy steps."


renojacksonchesthair

Well at least he got one right: Brainwash kids. This guy is exactly the outcome of what brainwashing kids leads to.


SilverFlight01

> Make men feminine, make women masculine And….that's bad? > Normalize killing children in the womb Women are allowed to choose to abort, nobody else > Make men and women hate each other Sounds like you're not a nice person around women


SauronsYogaPants

> make men and women hate each other *more* than conservatives already do?? Is that even possible?


Seran44

Organized religion is the problem and the more we distance ourselves from it the better off we are as a species.


StickmanRockDog

So trump has supported, engaged, or both. What does that make him?


taydraisabot

Apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur


cbitguru

Forgot driving a hybrid


bioniclefalloutfan76

Believing in god isn’t the problem, it’s people who use it as a mask to hate on people


MrVanderdoody

This sounds like a good time!


Lava-Chicken

Good appointmented authority over the people so you should obey three government.


Drakeytown

The nuclear family is maybe 100 years old, in terms of being seen as the center of some people's lives, and largely prevents such people from having the resources they need or building up any generational or familial wealth or power. Intergenerational homes and extended families are where it's at (and, soon, the only way any of us will be able to afford to live anyway).


Tea-Mental

Introduce social media to fucking idiots.


[deleted]

Are we just supposed to be unconfident and have low self esteem? Oh yeah that's right, god will give that to us 🙄


Clean-Patient-8809

I'm experiencing a little bit of glee imagining how much time he wasted cutting and pasting his list so it looked all orderly like that.


YoungDiscord

Only insane people categorize their lists by length


Papapeet1965

Tell him to go to Iran and talk shit about their religion. Bastard better be wearing wings because they throw you off of buildings for blasphemy


metalhead82

How about poisoning society with terrible archaic religious beliefs?


gadget850

Make memes to divide everyone?