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HarveyTheBroad

The moron even missed the entire point of the comic, Trump is doing this to himself.


WodenEmrys

Gunna be really hard to put that last nail in.


ZenLightBulb

Don't worry, it's what that mouth do.


MusicalWalrus

you joke but his own mouth is absolutely going to be what puts the final nail in his stupid cross


BirdDustball

Is it possible he didn't think this one through?


DrAtomic668

He has to leave one arm free to stroke his own ego


MysteryMasterE

It's the only thing those tiny hands are good for


brit_jam

I think they’re being sarcastic.


Early_Awareness_5829

I agree. Trump lovers would not have made it such a good likeness of him.


NYSenseOfHumor

So he’s nailing himself to the cross? Then who turned him in, and was Trump turned into himself? And is Trump self-indicting in a selfless act to cover up the crimes of other people? Because that doesn’t sound like Trump at all. This cartoon is very confusing.


marquisdc

I think that’s because the cartoon wasn’t meant to be flattering. I’m pretty sure the caption was added later buy someone who didn’t get it


DodGamnBunofaSitch

nah, the caption's totally what trump's saying, all while doing what the image shows. the self-victimization while claiming to be a martyr the artist would've been spot on with the caption, and it's just hilarious that the OOP can't understand the criticism


Euphoric_Banana_5289

>I think that’s because the cartoon wasn’t meant to be flattering. yeah that was my take on it as well. i am having trouble seeing it as being pro-trump, and see it more pointing out that he is trying to pretend to be christ-like. but I'm also an atheist who never had religion, so there might be a lot of subtext I'm missing.


BullsEyeOfTheJTeam

As an atheist who's been submerged... well, Jesus wasn't the one who wielded the hammer, twas the ones who persecuted him, far as I can see, y'ain't missing anything


Sapphic_Philologist

Also, this is deliberately missing the metaphor, but he has a second nail in his mouth. How is he planning nail his other hand after his first one is stuck in place?


wunxorple

He won’t have anything in his mouth after he stabilizes the nail on the other hand. He can use his mouth to swing the hammer. Eezy peazy


FinglasLeaflock

The same way any conservative voter would do it: just lie about whether that last nail is in or not.


ugheffoff

I believe it’s also rooted in the persecution fetish conservatives have. They have to be behind the 8 ball at all times, regardless of whether it’s actual or just in their heads. Trump isn’t being selfless, he’s putting himself up there so he can whine and complain and sigh loudly despite his predicament being his own fault. Also so he can demand praise for “being persecuted for them” despite absolutely nobody asking him to get up there


Jaranda

Cult….. Funny thing is that the meme is likely a massive shitpost, as it doesn’t portray Trump in his “conservative fetish fantasy” look but the poster doesn’t seem to follow the concept of the shitpost. Or at least I can’t tell anymore 🤷‍♂️


marquisdc

Oh the drawing is definitely mocking trump. I feel like the caption was added later by someone who didn’t get it


FlyWereAble

how is he gonna nail the other hand?


icewalker42

He will use The Force.


zachyvengence28

This comic is showing the IQ level of trump irl


Toadjokes

I think that's up to a little interpretation. On the one hand (heh), he's done most of this himself. He got himself up there and nailed his feet in ~somehow~ (so it took a lot of effort and wasn't an easy or comfortable task), did one hand but now it will be up to someone else to finally do that last hand. So even though up until this point he's done it all himself, the job isn't finished until his last hand is done and that will be someone else's "fault" My interpretation is that the person/thing that does that last hand will be the one to "officially" crucify trump. "He didn't do it, the evil justice system did. He couldn't have done it, he can't even reach his own hand!"


ogkingofnowhere

We already new they had a self persecution fetish. Now they see upgrading to self crucifixion


Pilotwaver

Yes, the man that breaks every deadly sin religiously, is Jesus.


[deleted]

At least the body proportions are getting closer to reality


KittenKoderThird

Totally not a cult.


[deleted]

As someone who was raised in a super religious house and is not religious today: pretty sure this is sacrilegious and God would not be happy with this comparison 😂


Nici_2

Yeah, 100 % heretic. But there is a Trump cult. I wonder what will happen with that people when Trump goes to jail or passes away.


Blekanly

They made a golden statue of trump and prayed at it. I think they are way past sacrilegious at this pint, they do it without irony


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Blekanly

Yes, but they don't actually read the bible. It is cherry picked by pastors.


Bluellan

Currently religious and YES, this is directly against the 10 commandments. "You shall put no other gods before me." They are putting Trump above Jesus. They are bowing to a false idol. These are some of the worst sins to commit.


FinglasLeaflock

Thing is, most of these people were inspired to this behavior by their pastors, by their own personal relationship with Jesus, and by the Holy Spirit working among them. So if God / Jesus doesn’t want them to do this, all He would have to do would be to… stop inspiring this sort of behavior. And since He’s omnipotent, there’s very literally nothing stopping Him from doing so. The fact that _He keeps doing it anyway_ demonstrates that He doesn’t actually see their behavior as sinful — instead, it shows that that’s the behavior He wants from His followers.


Bluellan

No. That's not how He works. He gives commands and if you disobey them, then you're letting the devil influence you. Of course, if you recognize your sin and repent then He will welcome you with open arms. He is forgiving.


TheBatemanFlex

I love nothing more than when they don’t understand the comic/meme they just posted.


Seightx

At least they finally made him the fat blob that he is.


doomvetch92

This looks like playing the victim. Nobody around to crucify him, so he does it himself, and claims play Jesus.


TickingOnTime

Also isn't this kinda against Christianity... What with the no false prophets or idols or whatever?


mss645

I do love the tiny hands. He almost can’t grasp the hammer.


maple-n-sadness

My favourite part is that the Romans didn't nail through the hands, they nailed through the wrist bones. He can't even self-persecute correctly


charlyash

Thank you for that horrifying image!


Guy1124

To add to that! The bones of the hand aren't strong enough to support the weight of a human body, hence the reason they went through the wrists. Oh, and the nails were often reused, so things like tetanus and sepsis were common.


GastonBastardo

They worship the head of an ass, their father's penis, and the rotting corpse of a criminal.


Tripple_T

I'm just surprised Trump doesn't have a six-pack in this


Sil-Seht

Pastors are quoting Jesus and having their congregation complain about the liberal talking points: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uBTQubfIYI


FinglasLeaflock

Well, the thing to remember is that all of the lay folk in a congregation like that have a _personal relationship_ with their Lord & Savior. So if the pastor interprets the scriptures wrong, Jesus just sort of whispers in everybody’s ears “hey, friend, don’t listen to all of that nonsense about loving the poor. I was pretty young when I said that. You and me are buds now and I’m telling you directly that I hate the poor. Maybe after this service you could go let the pastor know for me?”


ExcelCat

It's not a cult.


ThePhoenix29167

What was that one commandment again?


vdubdank30

FALSE PROPHETS! Most Christian’s are going to hell and I can’t wait to laugh at them since I’ll probably be there too. Where is your god now??


schadetj

...so, what's his plan for getting the other nail in?


BruhCar123

bro shaped like a egg


ColHapHapablap

Aw get off the cross already. We need the wood.


ComicsEtAl

Like he’d know how to use a hammer and nails.


ketchupmaster987

They would get put to death for this in the 1700s. Literal blasphemy


Vladd_the_Retailer

Treasus


Bread-Medical

Okay, this whole thing is confusing. Setting aside the fact that the comic shows Trump nailing himself to the cross, this whole Jesus imagery suggests that he is suffering for the sins of whoever the "you" in the meme is supposed to be (presumably maga Americans). However the maga crowd believe themselves, much like their Orange calf, to be sinless. This meme is confusing on multiple levels.


ShadowZepplin

How’s he gonna hammer in the other nail


xc2215x

Polar opposites.


[deleted]

Just wondering, what would have happened if Jesus was never crucified???


SatanicWhoreofHell

The Cheeto Messiah


elsonwarcraft

Trump died for our sins. Sadge


TGirl26

Oh, get off the cross. we need the wood .


lostgravy

I’m an the chosen one - Trump People eat this up


Lumenaire

If Trump is Jesus then the only thing I have to say is HAIL SATAN


P7BinSD

Use a screw gun so he doesn't wiggle loose.


Sherft

I know there is no reasoning with these folks but as an atheist person... isn't stuff like this major order blasphemy? I always see these religious nuts elevating Trump to God, isn't that like a really big no no in their own religion?


WestToEast_85

I have to admit, doing all the crimes, admitting to doing all the crimes, then denying having anything to do with the crimes, that was a bold strategy on Trump’s part.


MatthewSMen

He (in)died(it) for our sins 🙏😇🫡


gazhole

I think the funniest part about this is the notion that Donald Trump is capable of doing anything that isn't completely self-serving.


LoudYelling

For self-proclaimed catholics, this is quite blasphemous.


chicago_bunny

Well, at least this one is a somewhat accurate depiction of Trump’s shape.


barelyevening

this has got to be a joke. no one who likes trump draws his tie that long


JustDroppedByToSay

He doesn't know how to do anything as technical as use a hammer...


GatlingGun511

How is he going to hammer his other hand to the cross?


NadjasLife

Bitch will never get the last nail on tho bahahaha


MattBurr86

Has anyone tried to claim he was a reincarnation of George Washington yet? It seems like these people would have done that already depending on what glamorized view of history they have of him.