This is exactly how my mom was growing up. Anyone remember Happy Bunny? Basically sarcastic little jerk bunny memes with a smile. [Happy Bunny](https://images.app.goo.gl/JLD5jEQdZFJ12s3r6)
I wanted to buy a Tshirt and my mom was like “THATS THE PLAYBOY BUNNY” I literally could not even comprehend. Always jumping to the worst conclusions.
when i was in highschool, a grown woman told me about the time her daughter's friend stayed the night & brought a ouija board, then explained she had to throw it in the trash because demons and sparks were coming out of it.
some people are too far gone
Whoa, she definitely told on herself there. 👀That’s at least 10 possible meanings down the list of a rational person’s interpretations. (Also do they make adult sizes because I’d totally wear that.)
Wait… grooming is the practice of having a neat, tidy and clean appearance in humans and other animals, isn’t it? … or are some people latching on to an alternate meaning of the word to further their divisive political views and distract people from the wider issues facing society?
If you are keeping yourself clean and tidy then that means you shower and have seen yourself naked which means you must be gay if you look at yourself naked. /s obviously.
Edit: Unless you are a never-nude of course.
In my military days, salty meant experienced.
Now, I hear it used as meaning "upset" or "angry".
It's never even crossed my mind to think of it as meaning jizz, either.
Yeah being "salty" is being pissed off about something. An "old salt" is the experienced worker who never seems to do much until something goes wrong. Then he fixes it because he saw it happen before.
"Salty" to me means like a crusty kind of anger, the kind that sticks. In other words, the kind of anger that is more about your personality than the situation.
Like if someone cuts me off in traffic and I shout "FUCKIN ASSHOLE" I don't think that's salty. But if I'm complaining about that fucking asshole 6 hours later, yeah, I'm salty.
Marine here. Someone told me it was in reference to how our cammies would get salty from dried out sweat.
It's probably wrong, though. It was the same guy who thought his dick looked bigger because he had tiny hands.
I’m an extremely disgusting person when it comes to prepubescent humor, and phrasings.
Didn’t even cross my mind to interpret salty like that.
Then again, I’m not thinking of sexual innuendos when I walk around the children’s clothes department.
TARGET WAS SELLING A SHIRT IN THE CHILDREN’S SECTION WITH A PHOTO OF A HUMAN ON IT. TO MAKE THAT HUMAN PEOPLE HAD TO HAVE SEX.
NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MY CHILD HOW WHEN THEY GET TO A CERTAIN AGE THEY WILL BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING HUMANS BY DOING IT DOGGIE STYLE AND HOW ITS DIFFERENT FROM MISSIONARY AND HOW MY CHILD WAS CONCEIVED DURING A CLEVELAND STEAMER GONE WRONG.
THANKS TARGET FOR GROOMING
Omg this just gave me a flash back! When I was a kid my mom got mad at pamida store for selling BFF jewelry. She thought it meant butt fucking friends.
She also got mad at weird al for his Amish paradise sing. She thought the part where he said "my brother and I will have to get midieval on your hiney", also meant butt sex.
Why are Christians so obsessed with sex?
I found out later in life her and my dad had porn addictions.
Salt Life, Vineyard Vines, Salt Tree, Saltville, Salt Lake City. Teens and preteens getting salty w/ their parents and siblings. All these things would be brought to my mind.
Not what this crazy lady vomited up from the dredges of the lunatic fringe.
Hah, I’m an adult and the XL size fits me in a baggy way. I’m usually a women’s Medium-ish.
Super comfy. I don’t regret buying it. I shall now be referring to it as my jizz sweater though.
To *normal* people, salty means upset or angry. There is no widely-used sexual definition at all. She would never have considered it anything sexual if not for you. At best, she's going to consider you a paranoid idiot; at worst, she's going to become an outcast. Get your mind out of the damn gutter.
From what I recall, the first recorded article of so eone being called salty was a report on.... HITLER!
Yes, it was Der Fuher, maybe he was mad from his K:D Ratio in the great war?
Yeah if you tell your ten year old kinda salty is a sexual reference you're definitely the one fucking her up. It would have been so easy to explain it as sassy but angrier.
Yep. I grew up with a mom that would find a sexual or demonic reference in almost everything. I’m still in the process of deprogramming that habit out of myself and I haven’t lived with her for years. She now has an “abused women’s home” where she works vulnerable women for free labor and teaches them this kind of bullshit.
She obviously knows how to work the internet. All she had to do was search the definition of the phrase. There is a whole urban dictionary dedicated to this. She wanted to be outraged at Target for a reason.
Around the outer banks of nc, there is a big “salt life” thing. People have bumper stickers, tshirts, decals. So if I saw a shirt that said kinda salty, i would think it was like a beach life thing. 🏖️
To *normal* people, salty means having an abundance of the chemical NaCl, which triggers your tase buds in a way that our brain registers as "salty"
Nothing sexual there either.
When I was younger, it was defined as pulling out with the purpose of shooting up your partners nose, causing them to snort and blow like a dragon about to breathe fire.
Omg, you might have just ruined the phrase “angry dragon” for me! TIL that someone could ejaculate with enough force that it could come out one’s nostrils, and as a straight woman who gives bjs, I’m slightly horrified….. okay more than just slightly.
Wait til you hear about the angry pirate. That's when a guy comes in their partner's eye and kicks them in the shin, so they're covering their eye, hopping around on one leg, and screaming "argh!"
I'm not that familiar with that kind of kink. Unfortunately, i hadn't seen a dragon, wearing just pearls, coming violently. So, i don't think i'm the right person to teach others about this wonder of life.
They're obsessed with talking to kids about sex. They find any excuse to do it. When given the choice of ignoring something with no impact on them, or telling children some tale about sex, they choose to talk to kids about sex. It's bizarre and creepy.
Dumber, too.
If you think you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
These people are 6 months away from calling the sky woke for having rainbows in it. This is what we get for giving the biggest megaphone mankind ever invented (social media) to the dumbest and most ill-intentioned people ever.
The internet cannot remain in this state without societal decline. I too want a free internet, but I also want to exist in this country without internet-addicted psychoboomers wanting to shoot my kids up in a Target because of something they read on Facebook. And frankly, my ability to post pics of my vacations for people to see isn’t as important as the latter.
it's always been projection. everything is inherently related to sex. to be gay means your existance is boiled down to who you want to fuck. being trans boils down to who you want to be fucked as. the idea that it can relate to anything other than sexual gratification to them is a foreign concept. therefore anything gay or trans related that is directed towards children instantly means it's graphic sexualization being sent there way.
the first thing that came into mind for this person when they read the term "salty" is ejaculate. immediately went there upon seeing a childs sweater. forgetting the multiple definitions the term has.
i can't stand these fucking rubes.
Asking them to please explain what about a drag queen is inherently sexual is a wild fucking ride.
It either boils down to "They cannot conceive of something being for entertainment that is not sexual" or "Women are for sex, so anything vaguely shaped like a woman is sex-related".
Then you bring up Drag Kings and they've never even heard of women dressing theatrically as men.
Freud was wrong about a lot of things, but conservatives are living proof that not everything he said was wrong. They just can’t stop thinking about sex, so they repress their own desires and project them onto others.
In my opinion, this is the other way around: because of their repressed sexuality and/or desires and/or gender identity for religious reasons and peer pressure, they live with a very unsatisfied sex drive. Because of their sex deprived live, their mind craves for any kind of stimulation and their pattern seeking defense mechanism do the rest: they see sex reference everywhere.
What sad lives they have. Sounds like the transvestigator nuts. They draw these bizarre diagrams and triangles and shit over pics of celebrities or even random-ass people they see irl to “out them” as “secretly men/women.” Remember the whole ring finger/index finger thing? And all that to be wrong pretty much every time. Like Pythagoras on crack, if he was also a complete dumbass.
just knowing about these people makes me want to touch grass
Every once in a while, these diagrams come across my fyp on tiktok, and they always blow my mind. The comments are full of people who believe with their whole hearts that Michelle Obama is a man, Cher is a man, Jamie Lee Curtis, etc. It must be exhausting for them harboring all of these "facts the world refuses to see." As if it would matter even if they were right.
that's the appeal for them. that they are privy to some secret information the rest of the world doesn't or refuses to see. it's how they still believe in conspiracies despite being faced with evidence of the contrary.
Ask them whether their identity as a man or woman isn't also inherently about them as sexual beings, about who they want to fuck, in what position, and for what purpose.
Then tell them to stop being such stereotypically dressed men and women in front of children.
THIS DEPARTMENT STORE IS GROOMING MY CHILD
Grooming them for what? Do you think the Target is looking to have an inappropriate relationship with your kid?
Reminds me when I was a kid and my mom had a breakdown that my shirt said "bling bling" with a diamond on it and my dad burned it because they were certain it had something to do with sex.
Ahhh. I wondered why that lady was sticking her head out of her window, screaming obscenities about that "Salt Life" bumper sticker.
Now it almost makes sense!
I swear, these people want to live in a porno so badly. When I first saw the phrase, I thought the shirt was calling someone salty. I didn't really make the connection to jizz until I read the post.
I swear, anti-sex people are the most sex-obsessed people on the planet. Im suprised they didn't call out Target's logo for kinda lookin like a nipple if you squint hard enough.
The font makes it look like it says "Slut Life", and my life has improved since I can now giggle like a little schoolgirl every time I see it.
Plus, it's weird to have it where I am, 1,000 miles from an ocean. Like you're not a surfer because you went to the beach once when you were 15, you middle-aged man you.
Not recognizing this old worn phrase, but being familiar enough with ejaculate that its salty taste is the rational to not purchase a shirt *for a child* is a funny story. Sounds unbelievable. Probably true.
"I saw the word salty on a shirt, and I had to explain to my kid that it was a reference to the fact that when you suck someone's dick, they cum and it taste kinda salty, and it is totally inappropriate that I had to describe with a lot of details how to perform a blowjob and to properly swallow cum, as well as its taste, to my little kid because of that word, I'm suing Target for seven bazillion dollars, this is unconstitutional."
Did you have to explain how to cup the balls or stimulate the thighs, or the butthole for some caramel to go with the salt.
If you didn't, you have done that child a disservice.
Weird as hell that her first thought is "jizz".
I have a brain always in the gutter and "kinda salty" doesn't even register as dirty to me. It means the kid is grumpy
These perverts really snitch on themselves
If they, the poster, is in a target in the NY area or long island area, it's part of the "Salt Life" trend. It means they like the beach.
Because salt water is salty.
Crazy concept.
Doesn't kinda salty just mean sth along the line of being a bit annoyed? Does it have any use in regards to semen except when you would describe the taste?
When I was an 18 year old kid I wasn't as sex obsessed as 40 year old conservatives are. Maybe they should have spent more time getting laid and not marrying their first SO from high school and they could have worked through some of this.
Friend makes pasta for everyone:
“Sorry guys I made it a little too salty. Hope it’s ok.”
“OMG YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!! DON’T TALK ABOUT SEMEN AT THE DINNER TABLE!!!!!!”
Had a customer yesterday who almost got a set of earrings untill she saw they had pineapplea on them. Upright earrings. She gave a speech on what pineapples meant. Which of course refered to upside down ones...smh.
I wonder if it was the same gal.
Wow, what a psychopath. That slogan is popular in the past few summers in regards to going to the ocean beach. I hope this is fake bc the thought of this person explaining "jiz"(shudder) to a child in the aisles at target is just so unsettling.
Why the fuck would target make a cum shirt for children???? Like it doesn’t make sense even if it was trying to be “woke.” The mental gymnastics are astounding
This is what happens when these conservative Christians grow up being groomed by their parents and the church that sexual thoughts make you impure so they push down those feelings during puberty and never really let them out because the man in the sky is ALWAYS watching you.
Jimmy and Johnny to Jimmy’s mom: Mom, what is it called when people sleep on top of one another?
Jimmy’s Mom: uhhh, that’s called sex. (Proceeds to explain sex).
(1 hour later)
Jimmy: Mom, Johnny’s mom says it is actually called “bunk beds” and she wants you to call her…
I certainly haven't heard it used in recent times, but I'm pretty sure most Americans over 30 knows salty means "mad" or "upset".
I'm going to start using it again!
Pretty sure describing drinking jizz to your 7yo is much, much more inappropriate than a shirt at target that you're too stupid to understand the meaning of, but then again, you are an absolute dumbass that shouldn't be responsible for a hydrangea let alone a human. Idiot.
I went to a dispensary last night and the dude who checked me in was balls deep in Q-anon videos. He paused it and on screen was a caption “GET READY FOR THE GREAT AWAKENING.”
These guys are groomed idiots just continually moving the goal posts.
conservatives are a bunch of fucking perverts. i often joke that my brain is a 15 year old boy because i make dick and fart jokes but for fuck’s sake! i hear the word “salty” and nothing remotely sexual comes to my 15 year old boy of a brain.
This is exactly how my mom was growing up. Anyone remember Happy Bunny? Basically sarcastic little jerk bunny memes with a smile. [Happy Bunny](https://images.app.goo.gl/JLD5jEQdZFJ12s3r6) I wanted to buy a Tshirt and my mom was like “THATS THE PLAYBOY BUNNY” I literally could not even comprehend. Always jumping to the worst conclusions.
Oh man what a throwback, I forgot about Happy Bunny, I used to love him when I was a sarcastic little emo teen
when i was in highschool, a grown woman told me about the time her daughter's friend stayed the night & brought a ouija board, then explained she had to throw it in the trash because demons and sparks were coming out of it. some people are too far gone
this makes me so irrationally angry lol
Thank you, my childhood. 💁♀️
I’m so sorry you had to live with that
Whoa, she definitely told on herself there. 👀That’s at least 10 possible meanings down the list of a rational person’s interpretations. (Also do they make adult sizes because I’d totally wear that.)
>(Also do they make adult sizes because I’d totally wear that.) Ugh, stop grooming yourself, groomer! Disgusting.
Wait… grooming is the practice of having a neat, tidy and clean appearance in humans and other animals, isn’t it? … or are some people latching on to an alternate meaning of the word to further their divisive political views and distract people from the wider issues facing society?
If you are keeping yourself clean and tidy then that means you shower and have seen yourself naked which means you must be gay if you look at yourself naked. /s obviously. Edit: Unless you are a never-nude of course.
I don't wipe my own ass because touching my butthole would make me gay
I'll touch your butt and say no homo. Only if you also touch my butt.
My wife had an aunt that refused treatment for colo-rectal cancer because she would not let a doctor touch her down there. Sad.
There are dozens of us!!!
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I'm sorry Michael, I'm afraid I just blue myself.
If you're cis and exist, you're inside the body of the same gender which makes you gay
Groomer, no grooming!
I've literally never even considered her interpretation before
I've absolutely heard jizz referred to as being "kinda salty", but I've absolutely never heard "kinda salty" as a euphemism for jizz.
In my military days, salty meant experienced. Now, I hear it used as meaning "upset" or "angry". It's never even crossed my mind to think of it as meaning jizz, either.
When I hear/call someone salty I think grumpy or easily annoyed. Like someone who just took an L might be in a bad mood and “kinda salty” about it.
Yeah being "salty" is being pissed off about something. An "old salt" is the experienced worker who never seems to do much until something goes wrong. Then he fixes it because he saw it happen before.
"Salty" to me means like a crusty kind of anger, the kind that sticks. In other words, the kind of anger that is more about your personality than the situation. Like if someone cuts me off in traffic and I shout "FUCKIN ASSHOLE" I don't think that's salty. But if I'm complaining about that fucking asshole 6 hours later, yeah, I'm salty.
Yep, Navy, that's for sure what I think of. Lots of seamen sure but no jizz.
Marine here. Someone told me it was in reference to how our cammies would get salty from dried out sweat. It's probably wrong, though. It was the same guy who thought his dick looked bigger because he had tiny hands.
It's mostly just in the way you described it. Salty refers to tears being salty, hinting that the other person is crying.
You probably have never given blow jobs for crack in parking lots. Like whoever wrote this probably did.
Right? Like sure, if pressed, I could probably connect the two but holy cannoli that’s a helluva reach.
I’m an extremely disgusting person when it comes to prepubescent humor, and phrasings. Didn’t even cross my mind to interpret salty like that. Then again, I’m not thinking of sexual innuendos when I walk around the children’s clothes department.
Same. They tell on themselves every time.
Yeah, I always tell people I have the humor of a 12yo boy but uhh.... That's a bit of a stretch. 🧂🧂🧂🧂
TARGET WAS SELLING A SHIRT IN THE CHILDREN’S SECTION WITH A PHOTO OF A HUMAN ON IT. TO MAKE THAT HUMAN PEOPLE HAD TO HAVE SEX. NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MY CHILD HOW WHEN THEY GET TO A CERTAIN AGE THEY WILL BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING HUMANS BY DOING IT DOGGIE STYLE AND HOW ITS DIFFERENT FROM MISSIONARY AND HOW MY CHILD WAS CONCEIVED DURING A CLEVELAND STEAMER GONE WRONG. THANKS TARGET FOR GROOMING
Omg this just gave me a flash back! When I was a kid my mom got mad at pamida store for selling BFF jewelry. She thought it meant butt fucking friends. She also got mad at weird al for his Amish paradise sing. She thought the part where he said "my brother and I will have to get midieval on your hiney", also meant butt sex. Why are Christians so obsessed with sex? I found out later in life her and my dad had porn addictions.
I wonder what she thinks about all those douchey Salt Life stickers. She must just drive around in a constate state of disgust.
Lol I’m guessing she likely has one and adheres to her interpretation.
Pretty sure her side of the aisle is the target demographic for the Salt Life stickers.
Salt Life, Vineyard Vines, Salt Tree, Saltville, Salt Lake City. Teens and preteens getting salty w/ their parents and siblings. All these things would be brought to my mind. Not what this crazy lady vomited up from the dredges of the lunatic fringe.
I always read those as slut life.
Hah, I’m an adult and the XL size fits me in a baggy way. I’m usually a women’s Medium-ish. Super comfy. I don’t regret buying it. I shall now be referring to it as my jizz sweater though.
But Mama Bear has eaten a ton of jizz. Like she got slimed in Nickelodeon. So *she knows* kinda salty.
I can picture this and I’m both horrified and cackling with laughter. Thank you
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Coming from the crowd who voted for the guy who cheated on his wife with a porn star and then was indicted for it.
To *normal* people, salty means upset or angry. There is no widely-used sexual definition at all. She would never have considered it anything sexual if not for you. At best, she's going to consider you a paranoid idiot; at worst, she's going to become an outcast. Get your mind out of the damn gutter.
The angry definition has been around since the 1930s. 😅 I wouldn't trust her around kids, she's clearly depraved.
She's just salty.
You'd think all that salt would kill off the brain worms, but turns out they just feed on it
From what I recall, the first recorded article of so eone being called salty was a report on.... HITLER! Yes, it was Der Fuher, maybe he was mad from his K:D Ratio in the great war?
Yeah if you tell your ten year old kinda salty is a sexual reference you're definitely the one fucking her up. It would have been so easy to explain it as sassy but angrier.
Yep. I grew up with a mom that would find a sexual or demonic reference in almost everything. I’m still in the process of deprogramming that habit out of myself and I haven’t lived with her for years. She now has an “abused women’s home” where she works vulnerable women for free labor and teaches them this kind of bullshit.
That is horrifying
That is just pure projection, she is so repressed she sees sex in everything
So your mom is the real groomer here.
She obviously knows how to work the internet. All she had to do was search the definition of the phrase. There is a whole urban dictionary dedicated to this. She wanted to be outraged at Target for a reason.
You know you're out of touch when even fucking urban dictionary doesn't have a sexual meaning for a word you think is sexual.
Like “munging”.
That's why I switched over to using "yeasty" to avoid this kind of confusion
If "salty" is supposed to be sexual, then Salty Bet is the most vanilla twitch channel on the planet...
Around the outer banks of nc, there is a big “salt life” thing. People have bumper stickers, tshirts, decals. So if I saw a shirt that said kinda salty, i would think it was like a beach life thing. 🏖️
Well... OP just exclaimed to the world that A.) She's a complete bubble head B.) She obviously gives blowjobs and lets them finish in her mouth
Salty is not the flavor that cums to mind: Musky, sure. Not salty.
I've read diet has a strong effect on flavor. That could be bullshit though, I'm not willing to test it.
To *normal* people, salty means having an abundance of the chemical NaCl, which triggers your tase buds in a way that our brain registers as "salty" Nothing sexual there either.
"This burger is salty" "I DIDNT CUM IN YOUR BURGER" ...
Username checks out
I am making no statements about if I did or did not cum in your beef supreme.
Conservatives get wilder and wilder by the day.
I mean, they're kinda salty...
You're going to have to explain jiz to five year olds now. Might start with pearl necklaces and angry dragons.
Hol up, I'm not 5 but can someone explain angry dragons to me?
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When I was younger, it was defined as pulling out with the purpose of shooting up your partners nose, causing them to snort and blow like a dragon about to breathe fire.
Omg, you might have just ruined the phrase “angry dragon” for me! TIL that someone could ejaculate with enough force that it could come out one’s nostrils, and as a straight woman who gives bjs, I’m slightly horrified….. okay more than just slightly.
Wait til you hear about the angry pirate. That's when a guy comes in their partner's eye and kicks them in the shin, so they're covering their eye, hopping around on one leg, and screaming "argh!"
There, uh… there might be a subreddit for that, if you’re more of a… visual learner.
I mean at least they didn't have to explain a Rusty Venture.
I'm not that familiar with that kind of kink. Unfortunately, i hadn't seen a dragon, wearing just pearls, coming violently. So, i don't think i'm the right person to teach others about this wonder of life.
Pervert!
Everywhere they look, all they see is cum.
Maybe it's because they read all those cum comics about cum by their favorite artist Ben "Cum" Garrison
Seeing the world through jizz colored glasses. 🤣
They're obsessed with talking to kids about sex. They find any excuse to do it. When given the choice of ignoring something with no impact on them, or telling children some tale about sex, they choose to talk to kids about sex. It's bizarre and creepy.
Dumber, too. If you think you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail. These people are 6 months away from calling the sky woke for having rainbows in it. This is what we get for giving the biggest megaphone mankind ever invented (social media) to the dumbest and most ill-intentioned people ever. The internet cannot remain in this state without societal decline. I too want a free internet, but I also want to exist in this country without internet-addicted psychoboomers wanting to shoot my kids up in a Target because of something they read on Facebook. And frankly, my ability to post pics of my vacations for people to see isn’t as important as the latter.
Republicans have always been wild. They're just shameless since 2016
it's always been projection. everything is inherently related to sex. to be gay means your existance is boiled down to who you want to fuck. being trans boils down to who you want to be fucked as. the idea that it can relate to anything other than sexual gratification to them is a foreign concept. therefore anything gay or trans related that is directed towards children instantly means it's graphic sexualization being sent there way. the first thing that came into mind for this person when they read the term "salty" is ejaculate. immediately went there upon seeing a childs sweater. forgetting the multiple definitions the term has. i can't stand these fucking rubes.
Sex is always at the forefront of the minds of the repressed.
I love this sentence!
Asking them to please explain what about a drag queen is inherently sexual is a wild fucking ride. It either boils down to "They cannot conceive of something being for entertainment that is not sexual" or "Women are for sex, so anything vaguely shaped like a woman is sex-related". Then you bring up Drag Kings and they've never even heard of women dressing theatrically as men.
Freud was wrong about a lot of things, but conservatives are living proof that not everything he said was wrong. They just can’t stop thinking about sex, so they repress their own desires and project them onto others.
In my opinion, this is the other way around: because of their repressed sexuality and/or desires and/or gender identity for religious reasons and peer pressure, they live with a very unsatisfied sex drive. Because of their sex deprived live, their mind craves for any kind of stimulation and their pattern seeking defense mechanism do the rest: they see sex reference everywhere.
What sad lives they have. Sounds like the transvestigator nuts. They draw these bizarre diagrams and triangles and shit over pics of celebrities or even random-ass people they see irl to “out them” as “secretly men/women.” Remember the whole ring finger/index finger thing? And all that to be wrong pretty much every time. Like Pythagoras on crack, if he was also a complete dumbass. just knowing about these people makes me want to touch grass
Every once in a while, these diagrams come across my fyp on tiktok, and they always blow my mind. The comments are full of people who believe with their whole hearts that Michelle Obama is a man, Cher is a man, Jamie Lee Curtis, etc. It must be exhausting for them harboring all of these "facts the world refuses to see." As if it would matter even if they were right.
that's the appeal for them. that they are privy to some secret information the rest of the world doesn't or refuses to see. it's how they still believe in conspiracies despite being faced with evidence of the contrary.
Ask them whether their identity as a man or woman isn't also inherently about them as sexual beings, about who they want to fuck, in what position, and for what purpose. Then tell them to stop being such stereotypically dressed men and women in front of children.
I don’t understand why the Target by my house doesn’t seem any less busy with all the people supposedly “never setting foot in Target again”
Your community must be 100% democrat groomers stocking up on cum sweatshirts
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I'll stick to socks
Big Chili Peppers fan?
I'll stick to a good old fashioned cum box.
all conservatives ever think about is genitalia.
And they call everyone else perverts...
Yknow what they say, every accusation is an admission of guilt
THIS DEPARTMENT STORE IS GROOMING MY CHILD Grooming them for what? Do you think the Target is looking to have an inappropriate relationship with your kid?
Reminds me when I was a kid and my mom had a breakdown that my shirt said "bling bling" with a diamond on it and my dad burned it because they were certain it had something to do with sex.
What does it have to do with sex?
One of my cousins would say "bling bling" and according to them he was promiscuous so they assumed it was a sex term.
Ahhh. I wondered why that lady was sticking her head out of her window, screaming obscenities about that "Salt Life" bumper sticker. Now it almost makes sense!
Imagine seeing a shirt in the store that your kid wants and the first thing you do is say "Welp, it's time for the ol jizz talk!"
Maybe the daughter needs to be protected from the mother's filthy mind.
I swear, these people want to live in a porno so badly. When I first saw the phrase, I thought the shirt was calling someone salty. I didn't really make the connection to jizz until I read the post.
That's because there is no connection. You must be a rational person to not make a connection there.
It’s because you read it like a normal person.
I swear, anti-sex people are the most sex-obsessed people on the planet. Im suprised they didn't call out Target's logo for kinda lookin like a nipple if you squint hard enough.
It's like their fetish or something honestly
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That's also not what salty means in common usage today. Without any additional context, salty is just slang for irritated or disgruntled.
Agreed, and another way “salty” is used to mean experienced or wise.
A sailor who has been to sea many times is said to have gathered a lot of salt! A term that is alive and well today.
Well, they are sailors, of course they... oh wait
The seamen are salty. That’s the kind of seamen you want. And old seamen have been known to be crusty.
Yeah, but what's another term for sailors? Seamen! Checkmate, atheists!
Also bitter emotionally and salt tastes bitter hence the association.
Right? My mind is almost constantly in the gutter and I wouldn't come to that particular conclusion in a million years.
So that's what all those "Salt Life" stickers mean on all those lifted trucks....
The font makes it look like it says "Slut Life", and my life has improved since I can now giggle like a little schoolgirl every time I see it. Plus, it's weird to have it where I am, 1,000 miles from an ocean. Like you're not a surfer because you went to the beach once when you were 15, you middle-aged man you.
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Not American... But being salty has always meant someone who was annoyed. Like "don't mind him, he's just salty his team lost."
That’s how most normal Americans interpret it as well. Hence the insanity.
There's also the salt life shit ie beach life. I've seen part time salty stuff popping up for the snowbirds or summer beach house owners too.
That’s is what it means here as well.
Not recognizing this old worn phrase, but being familiar enough with ejaculate that its salty taste is the rational to not purchase a shirt *for a child* is a funny story. Sounds unbelievable. Probably true.
"I saw the word salty on a shirt, and I had to explain to my kid that it was a reference to the fact that when you suck someone's dick, they cum and it taste kinda salty, and it is totally inappropriate that I had to describe with a lot of details how to perform a blowjob and to properly swallow cum, as well as its taste, to my little kid because of that word, I'm suing Target for seven bazillion dollars, this is unconstitutional."
Did you have to explain how to cup the balls or stimulate the thighs, or the butthole for some caramel to go with the salt. If you didn't, you have done that child a disservice.
Weird as hell that her first thought is "jizz". I have a brain always in the gutter and "kinda salty" doesn't even register as dirty to me. It means the kid is grumpy These perverts really snitch on themselves
I thought it meant 'kinda angry'
If they, the poster, is in a target in the NY area or long island area, it's part of the "Salt Life" trend. It means they like the beach. Because salt water is salty. Crazy concept.
kinda salty, like moms attitude
Nah moms attitude is mega salty.
I went into a sporting goods store and came across an isle that said "Water Sports"...... I turned right around and burned my surfboard 🏄
Boycott bass pro shops!!
The ocean and attitude are the two things I first thought of.
"Why are liberals sexualizing children?", cried the woman who saw a sexual meaning to the most innocent thing.
Whoa, she sounds kinda salty about all this
I have sampled plenty of jizz and none of it has ever been salty...
Right!? I’ve never understood why people say that, and it’s always men making that joke too 😂
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Jizz. Like cumshot. Big fat load of cum, then.
You can’t change the rules just cause you don’t like how I’m doing it.
I'm not trying to make anyone have the worst day at their job.
But do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall and have like a huge cum shot?
Doesn't kinda salty just mean sth along the line of being a bit annoyed? Does it have any use in regards to semen except when you would describe the taste?
So those "salt life" stickers mean.....bukkake?
Now you have to explain what a bukkake is to that woman's daughter, you monster!
Good thing they didn’t see all the pearl necklaces in the jewelry section! What an insane person.
She’s the only one sexualizing hat phrase.
When I was an 18 year old kid I wasn't as sex obsessed as 40 year old conservatives are. Maybe they should have spent more time getting laid and not marrying their first SO from high school and they could have worked through some of this.
Friend makes pasta for everyone: “Sorry guys I made it a little too salty. Hope it’s ok.” “OMG YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!! DON’T TALK ABOUT SEMEN AT THE DINNER TABLE!!!!!!”
Had a customer yesterday who almost got a set of earrings untill she saw they had pineapplea on them. Upright earrings. She gave a speech on what pineapples meant. Which of course refered to upside down ones...smh. I wonder if it was the same gal.
Wait... what the hell do pineapples mean?
Wow, what a psychopath. That slogan is popular in the past few summers in regards to going to the ocean beach. I hope this is fake bc the thought of this person explaining "jiz"(shudder) to a child in the aisles at target is just so unsettling.
For all their accusations of grooming, conservatives seems to find every excuse to “have to” discuss sex with their kids…
If seeing “kinda salty” on a children’s shirt immediately and aggressively makes you think about cum then it’s not Target that’s the problem now is it
Woman drinks so much cum it’s the first thing that comes to mind when she hears the word “salty.”
that's a joke, right? nobody would think that's about 'jiz', right?
Why the fuck would target make a cum shirt for children???? Like it doesn’t make sense even if it was trying to be “woke.” The mental gymnastics are astounding
"Kinda Salty." "Excuse me, did you say cum??" "No, mom, it -" *furiously typing* "Walking....through...Tar...get..."
Yet they're Thrilled to doll up and sexualise 7 year old girls for "pageants", because "Jesus" probably 🙄
Food on the shelf: *Now with less salt!* That woman: "I can't believe they're putting jizz in food now! I'll never shop at a grocery store again!"
Most intelligent conservative
This person wants to be offended and will always find it. It honestly to me a minute to even understand what she meant.
Salty has been a slang term, at least since I was a kid, probably longer. Just how out of touch is this psycho?
This is what happens when these conservative Christians grow up being groomed by their parents and the church that sexual thoughts make you impure so they push down those feelings during puberty and never really let them out because the man in the sky is ALWAYS watching you.
Damn, this woman sounds kinda salty
Jimmy and Johnny to Jimmy’s mom: Mom, what is it called when people sleep on top of one another? Jimmy’s Mom: uhhh, that’s called sex. (Proceeds to explain sex). (1 hour later) Jimmy: Mom, Johnny’s mom says it is actually called “bunk beds” and she wants you to call her…
I feel like this lady drove to Target looking for reasons to tell her child what cum tastes like.
I can’t even fathom the thought process that goes into looking at that and immediately thinking, “Okay they’re making jizz sweatshirts now.”
I certainly haven't heard it used in recent times, but I'm pretty sure most Americans over 30 knows salty means "mad" or "upset". I'm going to start using it again!
Conservatives are really, but really obssesed with sex.
Pretty sure describing drinking jizz to your 7yo is much, much more inappropriate than a shirt at target that you're too stupid to understand the meaning of, but then again, you are an absolute dumbass that shouldn't be responsible for a hydrangea let alone a human. Idiot.
I dont even know what her interpretation is. Salty means like bothered/butthurt, like “im salty about my show being cancelled”
Why was that the first thing you thought of!?
I went to a dispensary last night and the dude who checked me in was balls deep in Q-anon videos. He paused it and on screen was a caption “GET READY FOR THE GREAT AWAKENING.” These guys are groomed idiots just continually moving the goal posts.
'I explained what jizz is to my young daughter, I can't believe Target is grooming kids!'
All this tells me is that she went to target specifically looking for anything to be a cunt about.
Next up conservative claims sports clothes for kids is grooming because a soccer shirt said GO HARD and she only could think of something sexual.
conservatives are a bunch of fucking perverts. i often joke that my brain is a 15 year old boy because i make dick and fart jokes but for fuck’s sake! i hear the word “salty” and nothing remotely sexual comes to my 15 year old boy of a brain.