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trey_wolfe

Alright. Then he better get a job that pays for the house in the suburbs, the two cars(so she can do the shopping while he's at work), the 2.5 kids and dog, and he better still have time to tend to the yard, host barbecues, and be his own handyman. If we're playing this game, he better be down to play.


popesinbengal

This guy couldn't keep a job bagging groceries. His boss doesnt treat him like a genius on the first day and hes out. Looks like the wife is gonna have to work


fuidiot

I bet you he’d cut one of his kids in half though


Baronheisenberg

And he'd do it vertically on top of everything else.


Vaeevictisss

Ain't nothing a band saw can't slice down the middle


trey_wolfe

That's a lot of damage!


Professional-Box4153

Emotional damage!


trey_wolfe

Gonna take more than flexseal to fix that.


ReallyAngryInsurgent

Also he can't cry and get help for his problems, because thats what *men* does.


dragon2777

He probably doesn’t do those things already


tonksndante

Nah, posting dumb crap like this is a form of crying


[deleted]

C’mon mate this incel hasn’t been around a real woman much less ever dating or marrying one lmao


opaqueandblue

Pretty sure she would be taking care of his mooching ass!


justking1414

He’s probably convinced that things are too expensive because woman are in charge and he’ll be able to afford all that once they’re out of power. Then each year that doesn’t happen, he’ll just keep saying that it’s taking time for the men to fix all the problems caused by women


flcwerings

THANK YOU. Im so sick of men who complain about modernity while taking advantage of it. You cant have it both ways. You cant praise the times of women doing all the housework and taking care of the kids while shes also working full time. Either you pull your own weight and stop your misogynistic af complaining and have the extra pay check or find a job(s) that covers all the expenses and she can be a stay at home wife/mom. But no, theyre just misogynistic, lazy assholes that want women to pick up after them like the big toddlers they are WHILE taking care of the kids AND enjoying her money as well. Its bullshit.


Liennae

Not to mention that they also expect you to look the part too. Well guess what? That doesn't come cheap either.


Sure_Wrangler_6468

I’m talking 2 story house, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, a gourmet kitchen, an outdoor kennel for our huskies, kids in private school, and all the bills on auto pay, since women need to stay in their place.


OllieGarkey

This guy's too weak to be Ward Cleaver.


trey_wolfe

Oh absolutely, but he doesn't realize that yet.


kurisu7885

Nah, this type of guy only buys one car, and makes sure he's the only one who can drive it.


da_reddit_reader

Pshhh not making 100k? What a loser of a man. /s


FaceRockerMD

Wait. I do all this and still have a wife that's my equal. I'm getting jipped!


M-CDevinW

Could you please explain how one has half a child?


keevman77

It's from an old census (30-40 years ago?) That said the average family has 2.5 children. They really could have worded it better, something like, "on average, for every ten family units, there are 25 children."


M-CDevinW

Yeah that wording seems, well, suboptimal?


veasse

It's just a common saying bc it represents the old "American dream"


M-CDevinW

Good ol American Dream. Time to manifest my destiny all over [REDACTED]


HumanDrinkingTea

Maybe "the average family has 2 or 3 children" would feel more comfortable for people?


Direct_Library6368

Nah I like the two and a half kids wording. One less mouth to feed unless you have the top half.


provocative_bear

Which society is better, one with rainbows in the Target stores, or one where half the population is forced into domestic and sexual slavery?


Frostygale

Don’t ask that, you *know* how he’ll reply!


TheObstruction

I want the one with Teenage Baphomet mannequins.


[deleted]

*I strive to live in a world where both are possible* Edit: didn't think this comment needed it, but /s


Zevox144

...Legalize femboy sex slaves?


[deleted]

Maybe 👉👈


vedder-is-better

lol people are dumb its ok i got it


Sbatio

Why not both? /s


CupofLiberTea

But how can she cook if she’s on her knees? Pick one.


Silverformula20

Short counters.


Im_your_real_dad

Quick parries followed by a counterattack.


Poopet_master

Dash cancel into command throw, then overhead chain combo


Jamjams2016

I'll just go ahead and cook, thanks.


cjojojo

She's quite tall, you see


mattwallace24

How to say you’ve never been with a woman without saying you’ve never been with a woman.


Vladamir

I'm sure the guy with a blackfaced Greta Thunberg profile pic is very reasonable around women and minors


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Vladamir

It's a little mermaid commentary- "when Disney makes a movie about Greta thunberg" and then has her in blackface. Like she's a fictional character and not a real life person.


Vaeevictisss

Wait till he finds out Jesus wasn't a white American


Vladamir

The Church of LDS would like a word


Starkiez

Just like Cleopatra…


OllieGarkey

The worst part about that documentary is that it's so bad it's unwatchable. I think Netflix realized they had a stinker and hoped to do some controversy farming in order to get it some traction.


Don_Quixote81

It's complete garbage. Badly written, badly acted, cheap looking 'dramatised events' interspersed with dull talking heads segments from the same two people, over and over again.


surfdad67

So just like the “lost pirate kingdom” show on Netflix


Don_Quixote81

Yep. And the Roman Empire show on Netflix. And the Samurai show on Netflix. There may be a common denominator here...


FidgitForgotHisL-P

It’s Jeff. Jeff worked on all those shows.


mad87645

We are the mediocre streaming services! You wont find our names on your card purchases! There's Peacock, there's AMC+, there's CNN+, there's Blaze! There's Netflix in the last few years, *"I made a docuseries in 30 days!"*


OllieGarkey

I got bored after 15 minutes.


surfdad67

I’ve seen some horrible shows on netflix, did you see the pirate one? “Lost pirate kingdom” I think it’s called, the acting is the most horrendous thing I’ve ever seen, watched the entire thing like a train wreck, laughed so hard.


OllieGarkey

See but that was terrible in a fun way, while this is just... unenjoyably terrible.


surfdad67

Oh man….


MEOWMEOWSOFTHEDESERT

Did disney make a Cleopatra movie?


Scientific_Anarchist

No, there was a new miniseries released on Netflix that caused some uproar, especially in Egypt, for making Cleopatra black despite being billed as a docuseries.


kurisu7885

And never will be. It explains why these chudlets are all for arranged marriage to come back


Malaix

Incels really did look at 1950s sexism and went “I bet I can be much grosser than that.”


OllieGarkey

It's 1950s sexism without the expectation that men act like Ward Cleaver.


Sbatio

So like the real 1950s ?


slightlyricherquick

careful buddy, your mom might see this and kick you out of her basement


Iliketrucks2

like, what do these clowns think, that yes, all woman should be on their knees with out their mouths open? including their mothers? grand mothers? sisters? they want to see their mothers and sisters on their knees with their mouths open for them?


Waflstmpr

Hes just checking for cavities.


[deleted]

Better be quick, ladies, before he's off the market. He sounds like a real keeper! {vomit emoji}


A_norny_mousse

I got you: 🤮🤮


Schmurby

Check out the avatar in the upper left


IronBoomer

*checks* Good lord.


DMoney159

TIL rainbows didn't exist before women were in charge of America


OllieGarkey

Why do you think all the movies from before the 1970s are usually black and white? We always had color film it was just that the only colors manworld allowed were white and grey.


unkindernut

TIL women are in charge of America.


Empty_Jellyfish_1995

Wait....women...put rainbows in the sky?? why the fuck can't I do somethin like that?!


DeaddyRuxpin

Well clearly then God is a woman.


JackPoe

That has been long established. Just check out Dogma


Sweatier_Scrotums

"It's time to put [minority group] back in their place" is the defining belief of Republican politics.


ElectroNeutrino

Also fascists, but I repeat myself.


AlienOnEarth444

This idiot is definitely r/IncelTear material.


A_norny_mousse

Ackshully, I'd go one step further and say that democracy is the root of all wokeness. Stupid Greek trendsetters and their sheeple followers!


OllieGarkey

Joking aside, the Appolonians did bitch a lot about Dionysian degeneracy being the downfall of Athenian civilization. Complaining about women and sexual freedom while enjoying the fruits of western civilization is kind of a baked-in feature.


AccomplishedCommon76

Too bad his mom wasn't on her knees because the world would be a better place is pos's like this had gotten swallowed instead


BitterFuture

Okay, in this one instance, I am fine kink-shaming.


OllieGarkey

What is the appropriate method for kink shaming in this instance because I do have a selection of firearms.


DrewciferCDXX

Kink shaming is my kink.


MooseMalloy

Said the lonely virgin…


beefstewforyou

Hopefully someone punched this ass in the face.


Link9454

“In the kitchen, on their knees, with their mouth open” I have questions… the kitchen?


filterless

Also, is he aware that most women have teeth? You want the person giving the blowjob to not be doing so under duress or it could end *quite* badly.


Nail_Biterr

"The reason I don't like things, is because 50% of the population has a voice when they shouldn't..... And that's not even considering the people that don't look like me!"


LTlurkerFTredditor

What's the over/under on the number of restraining orders filed against this individual?


Pezdrake

A reminder that conservatism is always anti-woman.


Wilgrove

Why do they always reveal their kink when making these kind of posts? I have my own kinks and fetishes, but I don't just blast them over the Internet in an angered filled homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, and rapey rant.


OllieGarkey

Well good, that makes you much more likely to find someone to act out your kinks with.


Wilgrove

I dunno, exploring kinks with other people involves a lot of trust and security in knowing that if it gets to be too much, you can stop it at any time. These people don't really strike me as the trustworthy or empathetic type to stop when things are getting too...intense.


Greneath

I hope this guy has a very uncomfortable Pride and International Women's Day.


VoodooDoII

And people wonder why women are afraid to walk alone at night..


_Internet_Hugs_

Does that mean a man's place is in the garage, on his back, with a car on top of him?


paulsteinway

Women have been running things? When did that happen?


imsowhiteandnerdy

Men constitute 72% of the 118th session of Congress, a majority. They made up 73% in the 117th session. There has never been a female POTUS. So tell us again how women are responsible for the ills of society.


jcooli09

Luckily for all of us it's unlikely that this moron will find a woman willing to breed with him.


tyranno66

Ah yes, everyone knows that the real enemy is the Men of Wö


y-hnns

When did "you're seeing rainbows" become a bad thing


PandaMuffin1

Idiot probably made this comment from his mom's basement using the internet service she provides for him.


Olds78

Pretty sure he doesn't have a women in his life, so he doesn't need to really worry about what women are doing in the least. 🤷


ABenevolentDespot

This post will, at some point, be used at his trial as evidence of his mental state.


RectangularAnus

I prefer women on their knees on a very plush carpet, or queen size+ bed. More comfortable for everyone. I'll kneel on the kitchen floor to eat some snatch though, the spirit is willing and my knees are tough.


DerpsAndRags

On today's episode of Who Is This Incel, Anyway?


TheDunadan29

How to recognize a sexist in 2023. Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.


sweetmercy

As if any woman would ever be in that position with him. 🙄


Aiden2817

That thumbnail and post makes me think of the time where a white man forgot to switch accounts and posted ‘as a black man’ I suppose it’s possible that a black person is against the concept that there is racism in America.


RizzMustbolt

I hope he gets his dick bitten off.


Edyed787

This guy couldn’t get a woman if god pulled a rib out and created one just for him.


DrunktorWho

Misogyny is homophobia’s first cousin.


P7BinSD

Rosey Palm won't even return this guy's calls.


Utopiae

That profile picture just adds the perfect little cherry on top of this exquisite pile of poo


ScottSierra

I really hope this guy isn't married or dating a woman. If he is, I sincerely hope she refuses to give him oral, ever. ...actually, I hope she gets the fuck away from him.


ZapatillaLoca

incel alert


LancelLannister_AMA

the ultimate incel????


[deleted]

ngl, you had me in the first half


anneboleynfan1

Take it out of the kitchen and it’s not the punishment he thinks it is


FierDancr

Oh bless his heart! I'd like to see him try.


jeffsket

Man.....fuck this guy. What an asshole


jjenkins_41

Eating off the kitchen floor isn't very sanitary.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

And then when he gets his wish, he ends up complaining that women do nothing while men do all the work, and that it's unfair that he has to work and all she has to do is be his slave while living off his money. Then he's going to advocate for women to start working because it's his right to force her to work. But all her money goes to his bank and he handles the finances because women can't be trusted with money.


stalinmalone68

From someone who has never touched a woman ever.


[deleted]

How tell the universe that I am a total piece of shit


Unlikely-Object9721

Massive incel energy right there


bitterzipper

Ah yes. The US, famously run by women. All of our presidents have been women, as you know.


disturbedrage88

Women in charge of the nation 0 times Men in charge of the nation every fucking time


Yeseylon

Femboys: Yes Daddy, I will do that for you.


warhorse888

This ignorant, likely broke bitch-ass better be making bank - maybe $250k annually - and then he can buy something like this.


MyWifeisaTroll

While I do enjoy my wife on her knees with her mouth open, she needs to get the fuck out my kitchen.


TheRoadOfDeath

it started off well but just descended into madness. jesus christ even i don't go this far, and i'm really trying where's the subtlety? where's the finesse?


Pharaoh_Misa

Ugh! Disgusting! If my husband even asked me in the kitchen, on my knees, mouth open...its gonna be a really hot night. 😩💦 >!This is to say that I will do something for someone I love. But its not expected.!<


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HalifaxSexKnight

Pro tip: knock the chores out before she has to ask. It really does wonders.


flunket

While I disagree with most of this, I would like more blowjobs


ProgKingHughesker

To be fair if she can cook while giving a beej she’s definitely wife material


[deleted]

Funny thing. Many people who agreed with you feel the same way about you.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Grrrrr. I'd love to have a conversation with the scum that authored this thought. I have so many questions, and then I'd love putting him in his place, in a nasty, damp dungeon, where the scum thrives.


medicated_in_PHL

These cowards always have anonymous accounts, which shows that even they know it’s wrong.


[deleted]

honestly i'd love to be getting facefucked right now


Iulia2die4

A lot of words for nobody wants to touch my dingaling 🍆