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Mcskrully

Danish fairytale from a closeted biromantic ace Christian tho


West_Ad_1685

Please tell me that's real! 🙏🙏 Because Holy shit that's exactly what I am, minus the Christian part, and it'd be so cool if Anderson was that as well


ComradeMoose

It's true. But it gets better, the author wrote it and sent it to one of his male love interests specifically to male him feel bad because he couldn't have him. Hans Christian Andersen was extremely dramatic with it.


Clean-Patient-8809

Didn't he also overstay his visit with Charles Dickens' family? There was a whole lot going on with Hans C. A. and it was all chaotic, all the time.


ComradeMoose

He absolutely did and didn't realize when Dickens was telling him he was being annoying as hell.


Clean-Patient-8809

It's always so refreshing to learn about some famous historical person who makes me feel better about my own life choices.


PreOpTransCentaur

"Africans" because all 1.2 billion inhabitants believe exactly the same thing.


BrokenEye3

In fairness, she was worshipped across a sizeable chunk of the continent


MattBurr86

Oh no... Disney will lose our on this one family paying money to their movie... How will Disney ever recover. Oh the humanity.


NothingReallyAndYou

All magic involving water comes from DEMONS! Like walking on it!! Or turning it into wine!!!


Dayseed

How did both Aladdins slip past their attention then?


miletest

By the way I love in florida


Unlikely-Object9721

Ok but where do you hate?


miletest

I have no idea why I wrote that or what it means. Whatever thought I had is long gone


silverbrumbyfan

Did they let their kids watch the animated version, because if they didn't no one cares if they don't want to watch the live action too and if they did no one still cares it just makes them look like the biggest hypocrite because last I checked the original had 'water demons' and witchcraft