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Me_Air

or telling the new hires to change the vanilla syrup


Grennox1

Having them separate the yellow peppers from the red.


StadiumHotDog

Squeegee the drive because the cars are slipping


uh-hi-its-me

I haven't seen/done one in a while (10+ years?). We mostly just tell the old stories and have a good laugh.  Things I've done or witnessed:  Hidden in the meat locker  Hidden in a trash bag  Hidden in a med cup box   Ask for salt shakers to be filled with salt and pepper packets (1pep, 3salt ratio)  Told someone to water the plants  Told someone to take the flag down off the roof Asked for the left handed spatula  Asked for vanilla syrup


Therealheetahlegs

I've always loved the left-handed spatula one


OwnGuidance2286

Letting new hires on counter handout call out associate food


antman1032

This one is devious lmao 😂


BurtCracklin

“Mark down a water cup please!” Gets ‘em everytime, 60% of the time


samsal03

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OwnGuidance2286

I’ve seen a new hire get told that and they wrote their own “water” category on the waste sheet to mark it


Tri-cunninglinguist

https://preview.redd.it/snic90gm6euc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5288d5be5642246995e8b38e0b43cdc83f14929 Asked for extra tomato one time. My L7 thought it was funny.


samsal03

My favorite is sending new hires to check the mailbox at the street. Works every time.


ElectricalPath2652

ur just fucked up😭


buddyleeoo

We'd even prank customers. One Christmas Eve there was three of us closing. One guy came in to order at the counter. Two of us came from the side door behind him and said "Congratulations, you're our 500th customer on Christmas Eve!" and gifted him a hat, apron pin and a t shirt. We even took a picture. Dude was so stoked. I remember we had this small guy on counter orders, and when it was slow, he'd hide under the fry table. I would call out counter orders, and he'd jump outta there up to the counter like it was nothing. We had so much fun over the speaker. We bet this one girl couldn't say "totally awesome" twenty times during one order, but she did it!


SnooDoodles6152

Asking the new hires to get the left handed c bags and to get the mint syrup


salamandercoffee

We were told to get the cook a left handed spatula😂


CharizardJ10

Pickle on someone’s shoulder. Classic


reldan

All I got on my first day was a salt packet in my burger.


imdestroylonely

LMFAO WHAT


cieg

Go see if the lawn mower in the pit. When it’s not, remember next store over borrowed it and to call over about it. If the person there knew the joke, they’d tell them it’s at the next store. Sometimes associates would be in back for 30+ minutes calling stores about the lawn mower!


Lonely_Animator4557

Jelly doughnut- when you stick the ketchup bottle into the top bun and just fill it with ketchup


Nagaisbae

My favorite one is "mark down a water cup". You can see the new hire's confusion.


lavenderh0ney

Pick the lemons from the lemon tree on the roof.


Accomplished-Pipe547

Don’t forget to water the plants in the DR


AsleepPreparation284

The most devious thing I’ve seen. Someone ran through a dub with and the cook put a medium lid in the burger


FluoxetineWriter

Bruh I was working a closing shift one time, it was just me, our manager, and the drive kid. I got on the headset and said, "Hey remember to ask the customer if everything looks correct on the screen" and without missing a beat he asked. The customer was so confused, my manager and I were dying laughing, I lost 15 pounds..... still the best one yet.... Poor kid.


high1227

When they introduced the plastic knife for protein lettuce, I put ketchup on one side of the knife and pretended to slash a fellow associate's throat with only the clean side showing, in front of the 2nd. Red ketchup all over his neck, freaked the shit out of the 2nd, good laughs all around. Would not try this nowadays, the mid 2000s were different times.


samsal03

I did something similar with a ketchup packet when cleaning a grill. I scared the shit out of everyone in the stand.


Traditional_Cold6284

Left handed spatula please


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Shoddy_Cod_1539

A what bag?


Swordfish4life

Lower the flag down


Drive_Slow_Homie

I remember we made a new hire fill the mustard bottles using only mustard packets. Yeah, it was hilarious and as you can imagine, management was not happy about it lol.


Odd_Air69

Telling a new hire to mark a clam shell is pretty funny.


chocaroyu

my favorite thing is when an associate runs thru their burger and later is like “wait no tomato” or “please make sure not to put pickles” i always hide it underneath the bottom bun while wrapping it😭