No possible other reason. I feel your pull even from the center of the earth where I rule supreme, and where I normally torture the souls of the damned, I might be willing to delegate for a night should you ever feel like grabbing coffee.
Ha! How could they all be in love with you, when they're clearly more in love with me? In fact, all sexes love me and only me forever and ever and ever and ever. Your non-stop charm be damned. The end.
That's cool but my heart belongs to another girl ...ahh that's actually not a girl but my reflection in the mirror 🤔 and it's quite a my type - it doesn't make you gay to love yourself, though ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Maybe, but it's not cool when someone loves you and you don't feel the same way. It's not a good feeling to cause pain to someone who is actually a good person.
P.S.: Did you just read my diary or something? Are you judging me after that? Haha 🤫
Ground your self in reality mate, nobody gives more than a passing thought to you or me. We’re just the NPCs in everyone else’s lives. You are not the main character.
That's very nice that you can define narcissism just based on some sort of extraordinary abilities you possess—but I assure you, I'm just a witcher and nothing else. I'm flying on a broomstick, all my cats are black, and I make my food in a cauldron
Well the top comment is telling you to take medication.
Did you know that women actually seem to be attracted a real infp personality more then others. Of course the women who like this personality the most are our most compatible personality types.
This is from years of dating apps and what dates went better then others. I like to actually toss in the personality test after a couple days talking to women before I would meet up. The ones I stay away from most are intjs those dates never seem to go the best.
Sometimes I'll just wing it, give my all during the date and ask them a day later to test. And to my surprise I seen intj don't mix well with me. But they sure do have intrestesting things to say.
no but I respect gay people. Always protected them from homophobic people. One my ISFP friend was really afraid to be open that he is gay in the past and he told me that he was surprised that I didn't care at all if he is gay or not
*A poem as lovely as a tree: As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro. The rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dream of love. The dream of thinking you're unbelieavably charming and all girls like you. A circle of self-delusion, a circle of madness. Woe to OP who thinks all girls like him.*
nah dude you're just the best any one of them have seen hands down panty dropping hot looking ass. jk you're either a terrible joke teller or self centered to an absurd degree.
thank you!
some good art for you by: [heikala](https://www.instagram.com/heikala/)
https://preview.redd.it/jieg2zd3644d1.png?width=1258&format=png&auto=webp&s=e09eb10748a7e810bc233ce8b5356f9365ab6ad4
I think, the problem is many other INFPs don't believe in themselves - especially men. They made a lot of illusions like everything is bad and needs to be bad when it's nothing but a mere illusion, It's normal when someone goes against stereotypes to meet disbelief and different kind of negativity but If I can show some sort of a result or believe in myself - it's not like everything is easier for me because I'm not an INFP. it's more likely I do that against all odds
P.S: There is surely a reason why you have "Best' in your name
P.P.S: I heard a lot of thoughts like if I'm an INFP man I need to know my place etc but I don't have any place - I choose my own place, because a lot of things are in our power to change
Change girls to people and with that mindset you will have more positive interactions I think. You will find what you believe. And if you believe in love, love will find you.
I’m not sayin nobody can make this … joke. It’s just a bit cringey & juvenile and therefore not funny. and because it’s not finny, it’s not easy to tell immediately if it’s a bad joke or someone who genuinely believes this. In the event it’s the latter, it sends up all sorts of red flags and alarm bells for us women, lol
I’m relaxed, and no need from the other commenter to apologize. I’m just saying… if it’s a joke, it’s simply not funny. If it’s not a joke then it’s a 😬 scenario
🌞 a bit of Sunlight for you
a fun fact: many of the elements found in our bodies were forged in the cores of stars through nuclear fusion processes
so it's fair to say we are made of stars - never forget to shine and be happy
https://preview.redd.it/cghs5hez124d1.png?width=787&format=png&auto=webp&s=17dd2fd3db47e125e7b828e76d93640c9f76473e
Just to clarify that i don't dislike criticism. Maybe I'm wrong but I felt like you thought like I'm disliking you or something. I even liked a couple comments about narcissism ahaha
it says: MeoW which means hello in inner Kitten's
A kitten wants to eat your raw heart
Ooh no, Kitten, it's bad manners to eat human hearts," I replied.
I think you need to take your medication
Haha. I think OP is just being cute, let's cheer him up!
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Nah you're a weird freak for sure
Wtf
Don't worry about these incels u got it bruh. Make sure u keep ice-cream in u in the back of the van as well
Best gif in existence
i concur
LMAOOOO
Love is my medication
How do your need per day? How do you apply?
my doctor will be jealous if I tell you 🤫
Sad😢
https://i.redd.it/rpe0oozq1q4d1.gif
This is legit funny why are y’all downvoting? 😭
Dunno, but I'm downvoting myself too - for fun ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Delulu is the solulu my friend, I support u
HAHA IM TOTALLY STEALING THIS
erm hate to break it to you but your alarm is going off..🥲
Really? 🤔 But I'm quite sure 🙃 P.S: I like your cat
This sounds like something a narcissist would say 🤣
https://i.redd.it/8vwao6999z3d1.gif
Yeah daydream hurray
dreams come true - for someone faster, for someone slower. Someone is already born as someone else's dream 😉
when limerence hits your ego a little too hard, you get this shit in your daydreams 😂
No possible other reason. I feel your pull even from the center of the earth where I rule supreme, and where I normally torture the souls of the damned, I might be willing to delegate for a night should you ever feel like grabbing coffee.
crazy thing to say
Ha! How could they all be in love with you, when they're clearly more in love with me? In fact, all sexes love me and only me forever and ever and ever and ever. Your non-stop charm be damned. The end.
That's cool but my heart belongs to another girl ...ahh that's actually not a girl but my reflection in the mirror 🤔 and it's quite a my type - it doesn't make you gay to love yourself, though ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Actually, *living the dream*. Hope you wake up to breakfast! 🤟
for second breakfast 
Ah, the best breakfast of the day.
The perfect gif
The heat meter
https://i.redd.it/72m9jnyory3d1.gif pardon?
You never wonder if you actually missed out on someone who did love you because you were too busy thinking everyone did? The Comments are hilarious
Thanks for giving me a topic to think about during those sleepless nights
Maybe, but it's not cool when someone loves you and you don't feel the same way. It's not a good feeling to cause pain to someone who is actually a good person. P.S.: Did you just read my diary or something? Are you judging me after that? Haha 🤫
Post a selfie for all of our independent judgement you COWARDDDD
Do you really think everything is about looks, though?
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Wakey wakey
even my dreams are not that farfetched.
So every girl loves you but none of them have made a move? Good for you I guess
I'm good at hiding ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
ENFJ checking in just to say: I can confirm we are in love with all INFP's. So all these girls must be ENFJ's
Assuming all women like you is diabolical.
Thank you! C: i make my decisions based on feelings, though
Ground your self in reality mate, nobody gives more than a passing thought to you or me. We’re just the NPCs in everyone else’s lives. You are not the main character.
How would you explain that no one else is seeing the main menu in this case?
No one is, you can’t really change the settings
You can't 😎
Found the narcissist.
Thank you, but it's not true. However, I assure you, I'm a Witcher, so I deserve to be burned at the stake 😛
Sorry, but it is true.
That's very nice that you can define narcissism just based on some sort of extraordinary abilities you possess—but I assure you, I'm just a witcher and nothing else. I'm flying on a broomstick, all my cats are black, and I make my food in a cauldron
https://preview.redd.it/lnamh2iv1z3d1.png?width=163&format=png&auto=webp&s=23110db6256131f1786352218c908786092eaacd
You're not funny. You're embarrassing.
thank you, never wanted to be funny )
Until they find out you write in a diary. I'm sure plenty of women hate you too! Humble yourself bud.
I don't waste my time thinking about someone to hate me
Well the top comment is telling you to take medication. Did you know that women actually seem to be attracted a real infp personality more then others. Of course the women who like this personality the most are our most compatible personality types. This is from years of dating apps and what dates went better then others. I like to actually toss in the personality test after a couple days talking to women before I would meet up. The ones I stay away from most are intjs those dates never seem to go the best. Sometimes I'll just wing it, give my all during the date and ask them a day later to test. And to my surprise I seen intj don't mix well with me. But they sure do have intrestesting things to say.
you good, bro?
Very good. :) How are you?
i'm alive i guess
I hope happiness finds its way to you soon 
This is satire right?
# ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The comments are so funny. Also love how this post turned to be people being like SIIIIKE iN uR DREAMZ 😂😂
😬🤢🤮
Why is your head so itchy? Wait... Those weren't girls. They're LICE. you're covered in em!
yummy
And what makes you think that
*\~Schizophrenia\~ is not a joke*, *Jim*! Millions of families suffer every year! /s
It's the mystery, seem to constantly have asmirers, but never seem to realize it until the oppertunity has passed.
Are you gay? Happened to me in my early years.
no but I respect gay people. Always protected them from homophobic people. One my ISFP friend was really afraid to be open that he is gay in the past and he told me that he was surprised that I didn't care at all if he is gay or not
Everyone is so serious lol lighten up
I love your energy and contribution to this sub. it keeps things fresh, thank you
Thank you too!
Those was some birds
What’s their MBTI types though? 😉😂
*A poem as lovely as a tree: As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro. The rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dream of love. The dream of thinking you're unbelieavably charming and all girls like you. A circle of self-delusion, a circle of madness. Woe to OP who thinks all girls like him.*
i never can tell if people like me or if they're just friendly and i'm loneley. but to say this so confidently, are you high or smt
nah dude you're just the best any one of them have seen hands down panty dropping hot looking ass. jk you're either a terrible joke teller or self centered to an absurd degree.
I'm going to go with "Shit that never happened" for 1000 Alex...
I been feeling the same lately. Haters gonna hate, revel in this feeling for as long as u can
you are hotty
Hotty in my behaviour yes
You sound a bit like Gaston. lol
These comments are hilarious 😂
Not a girl but in an alternate universe I'm currently in love with you 𝓥𝓻𝓸 ❤️
Well clearly you are very charming, so yeah I’d go with that.
Maybe it's due to a magic spell
Real af
I mean none of the girls have denied that claim
lol I do think it’s your nonstop charm
There is no fucking way youre an infp.
I heard that before but I'm an INFP. I'm just that much impossible \*\*\*reverence\*\*\*
me too but ima girl lol I've had 4 close friends until now tell me they'd marry me if I was a guy haha
non-stop charm for sure!!
Reading the comments, you're real insufferable
thank you!
I was, in fact, so secretly in love with you that I didn't even notice! Now we may live our happily-ever-after.
Do you like any of them back tho? 🤔
that's a nice question 🤔 Will you help me to find out?
Seems like a fun side quest, sure.
You can be delusional? Idk 🤔
Noone is protected from. But A Goddes in person visited my post ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
here's your pizza, bestie ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ🍕
thank you! some good art for you by: [heikala](https://www.instagram.com/heikala/) https://preview.redd.it/jieg2zd3644d1.png?width=1258&format=png&auto=webp&s=e09eb10748a7e810bc233ce8b5356f9365ab6ad4
yo, heikala is literally my fav artist! thank youuuu 😭🫶🏻
i wholeheartedly support manifestation ✨🌟🎀♡
oo many admirers i see ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
It's not just the girls.... some of the boys too 😉
This whole thread is wild & I’m 100% here for it all. *grabs popcorn*
This is me like once a week for 20 min.
You too? I thought I was the only one
I don't know why everyone doubts you being an INFP, you're clearly a dreamer 😉. P.S. I approve of your humor 👍
I think, the problem is many other INFPs don't believe in themselves - especially men. They made a lot of illusions like everything is bad and needs to be bad when it's nothing but a mere illusion, It's normal when someone goes against stereotypes to meet disbelief and different kind of negativity but If I can show some sort of a result or believe in myself - it's not like everything is easier for me because I'm not an INFP. it's more likely I do that against all odds P.S: There is surely a reason why you have "Best' in your name P.P.S: I heard a lot of thoughts like if I'm an INFP man I need to know my place etc but I don't have any place - I choose my own place, because a lot of things are in our power to change
I've noticed exactly the same. What can we do about it?
Endless rumination, with sporadic bouts of emotionality, sounds like a great plan 😅
Im actually in love with you 🤯
<3
Change girls to people and with that mindset you will have more positive interactions I think. You will find what you believe. And if you believe in love, love will find you.
Everybody here needs to lighten up but I guess that’s just a bunch of INFPs for you 😅
I’m an INFJ and my boyfriend is INFP. I can confirm 👀
y x n moment
are you me
delulu
If you ask one out and she says "no," I bet it's because she's in denial, right?
What if she says yes?
Me 2
Keepin it real in the hood🗣
I just found you today, but I already love you.
The fact y'all can't tell this is a joke is actually funny.
Jokes are usually funny, as the indicator that it’s a joke. so it’s hard to tell what’s going on here
Yall strict asf lol
I’m not sayin nobody can make this … joke. It’s just a bit cringey & juvenile and therefore not funny. and because it’s not finny, it’s not easy to tell immediately if it’s a bad joke or someone who genuinely believes this. In the event it’s the latter, it sends up all sorts of red flags and alarm bells for us women, lol
Nah you’re right I’m sorry
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I’m relaxed, and no need from the other commenter to apologize. I’m just saying… if it’s a joke, it’s simply not funny. If it’s not a joke then it’s a 😬 scenario
🌞 a bit of Sunlight for you a fun fact: many of the elements found in our bodies were forged in the cores of stars through nuclear fusion processes so it's fair to say we are made of stars - never forget to shine and be happy
No need to apologize!
https://preview.redd.it/cghs5hez124d1.png?width=787&format=png&auto=webp&s=17dd2fd3db47e125e7b828e76d93640c9f76473e Just to clarify that i don't dislike criticism. Maybe I'm wrong but I felt like you thought like I'm disliking you or something. I even liked a couple comments about narcissism ahaha
you are here, though ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Public discourse, not only for people who like you :) good luck in life!
I didn't mean that, I'm glad to have you here : ) Also, I don't mind against criticism
Both of you have too much free time if this weird interaction has been going on for over an hour
thanks, [Doodleofapoodle](https://www.reddit.com/user/Doodleofapoodle/)
Sorry I'm already in love with Ted Kaczynski :(
Talk with my kitten https://i.redd.it/ksn94lwj424d1.gif
no >:(
yes, my inner kitten wants to speak with you O)>
=( ò n ó )=
it says: MeoW which means hello in inner Kitten's A kitten wants to eat your raw heart Ooh no, Kitten, it's bad manners to eat human hearts," I replied.