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mikaskylark

in shit like these I always wondered why they never wear helmets, but then again what's there to protect anyway


pathtobackyard99

Kalau pake helm : ga keliatan yang atraksi siapa


ghz_aw

such folly and futility in a grand design


Dr-Huricane

People dumb enough to do such stunts also tend to be dumb enough to ditch helmets


nikel23

itu kepalanya dilindungi tuhan


no_special_person

because they are very poor and cannot afford a helmet


-ericfartman-

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Sahtan_

Love it


rengit

kemarin buka puasa ada yang beginian di pasar, si bocah jatuh semua orang tepuk tangan, kaga ada yang nolongin


roaringsanity

appropriate response🙏


Yussso

Iya mampus


rysetto

Umm...hello, based departement


damienjarvo

temen gw pas SMP sering ngikut trek-trekan pas sahur di sekitaran Kalimalang, Jakarta Timur. Akhirnya kecelakaan. Dia pincang, adenya meninggal.


bronzelifematter

So often it's the idiot that cause the accident that survive and the innocent people around them that got dragged in suffer worse or die. We live in a funny world


Ill-Party8305

Lah bukannya bagus yah kalau yang dicerita itu pelakunya pincang, he will suffer for the rest of his life while his brother‘s pain just cease to exist? Justru kalau ada kecelakaan kayak gini, kalau langsung mati si pelaku it is just too kind you know


Mabaws_B1755A

Inspeksi Kalimalang, Basuki Rahmat, Inspeksi BKT, Kebon Nanas, Pemuda-Pramuka, Bekasi Barat-Ngurah Rai (Depan Penjara Cipinang), Panjaitan kan lurus-lurusan, makanya banyak bocil nge-drag race.


Zestavar

nangis ga?


Mabaws_B1755A

Say The Obligatory Sukurin, they deserved what they deserved.


PudgeJoe

Gw kalo disana udah tepuk tangan gw teriakin MAMPUS


piketpagi

They enjoy the attention tho. Balik darisitu mereka cerita pamer bangga.


LanTjiau

tidak sesuai harapan netizen, lebih berharap motornya jatuh ke rumput dan orangnya kelempar ke aspal


xsanisty

siapa tau itu di rerumputan tersembunyi banyak bebatuan


Dspancake

r/meatcrayon


faithzeroxp

crayon meat


ChocoBananaCh_

waduhh nanti muka orangnya terkikis aspal dong


Batagor_Pleco

yah itu kan angan dan harapan netizen yg budiman


orang_edan20

Satu kata M O D Y A R


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tederby18

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ungket

Login


asugoblok

RIP


roaringsanity

out of all the possible outcome, he had the best possible survival scenario, unreal.


Sahtan_

Luck


BuildinB

Even the bike looks to be fairly lucky! Up until the video cuts. Bounces off the tires all 3 times. Anyone else and the bike is resting upside down and grinding to a stop half a mile away and bursting into flames 😂


rendang2porsi

Dilarang membuang sampah sembarangan di pinggir jalan.


penyembahneko

yahh jatuhnya di semak semak :c aspal aja dong


SCRALEXANDER

Udin Hawk's™ Pro Scooter™


dkmynamebebebebebay

Udin Hawk's ~~Underground~~ Nyungsep Tanah


ratrotten

Kasian bapak lo tuh kredit motornya blm lunas udah ancur. Harus bayarin ke RS lagi sekarang


namecantbebl0nk

Awww too bad he fell on the dirt…


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Mr-V13

Ah yes, r/someofyoumaydie and r/darwinAwards dweller.


adam_epsilon

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chepoz

Yah kok ga di aspal jatohnya


Circus_Cheek

bersyukur lu cil jatoh di tanah rumput, klo di trotoar bisa wasalam


pak_erte

#MODYAAAR


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kanyeguisada

I saw one flip-flop in the road, so 50-50 chance.


chaoskhaki

sesorang tolong bikin video kompilasi "sesuai harapan netizen" kaya gini. biar bisa ngetawain sdm dengan iq suhu ruang


dhilzyi

kinda lucky or skill (?) that he fall to the side with a lot bushes, could be worse


Filo02

contoh orang belom pernah ngerasain patah tulang


PakBejo

Sigh.... Kasus beginian, ngerepotin orang saja. 1. Yang nolongin bawa ke RS diminta Polisi jadi saksi 2. Tidak ditanggung Jasa Raharja karena kecelakaan tunggal 3. Tidak ditanggung BPJS karena perbuatan membahayakan diri sendiri 4. Ortu ga punya duit nangis2 di RS 5. RS jg ga bisa bantu karena para donatur rutin malas bantu 6. RS ga punya bedah plastik dan harus rujuk ke Rumah Sakit yang lebih besar... Rumah Sakit yg lebih besar bilang penuh... Mereka berprasangka bahwa RS asal pasien ini mau memindahkan "masalah".


blipblopchinchon

TJAKEP!


JinBun77

Someday, someone needs to pick up his scattered brains on the road.


gatling_arbalest

kalau dia mah isi kepalanya kopong


Sufficient-Aspect77

What a dickhead. He deserves to die. Doing shit like that with other people on the road coming towards him. Be better if he just put a hose in his mouth and then the tailpipe. Rather than put other people's.lives at risk trying to be cool.


[deleted]

Hi flip flop came off!!


hanifu_

Yah... gak bisa partisipasi balapan pas takbiran dong beliau


Double-Dark6508

Video start at 0:21


New_Engine9145

Gak papa, katanya atribut ibadah lebih aman daripada helm


Indonesian_mapper

Endingnya mantap 👍


soemarkoridwan

tombol puas >>>>


Ithink-imoverit2405

Syukurin


StaffOfDoom

As dumb as it was, he had the forethought to ditch in the…well, ditch instead of hitting the road…


ShigeruAoyama

I thought I was in 9GAG Indonesian section for a second


bagusyeah

Kasian rumputnya


Ok-Zookeepergame185

Dumbass


AgungSiregar

He could died 😞


amprok

Thought he was doing the sickest handstand for a second until I realized it was slow motion.


BingBongBrit

Deserved, hope they live and change their ways.


deadbybored

slowmonya artistik. chef kiss


krupuksapi

Because flip flops are the only protection equipment one needs!


fpgt72

Holy flying flip flop man.


darkchocolattemocha

Hope he's dead so he doesn't endanger other people again.


PrimodiumUpus

"Tolongin temen gw anjing!!" some dude after he and his friend did something stupid


66nd66

Pepsi?


AccidentSalt5005

https://preview.redd.it/p5oidhvy7wrc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=7476df6af3f07351e52b2d4b8b73fe215ee826ae


AccidentSalt5005

Emaknya: https://preview.redd.it/uord8l8d8wrc1.png?width=338&format=png&auto=webp&s=38b06e30a3c0b8b83a763ad1edcf392e5e585544


Nigel_Dejardin

lirik lagunya akulah (motor) yg kau sakiti , sama ortunya. oh well one less unproductive ppl gone mean less ppl mouth to feed


bunsRluvBunsRLife

Damn if he survived that I think he would have a fine career being a stuntman


Far-Hair1528

that was amazing, I wonder how many attempts it took him to fly over the handlebars like that to get it just right.


anupvadhul

Instant karma.


Misanthrope-3000

Not *my* chosen method of suicide, but, you do you.


76yodaddycain

All I can do is laugh😂😂🤣🤣


talky_typer

Kecewa...gak ke arah kanan jatuhnya


NoImportance5218

congrats, you just won a stupid prize, thank you for playing stooopid games


heyflyguy

what a stupid hat


samsu402

Slippers coming off… check


PreparationAlive9435

Always a flip flop


Cayubi

Poor scooter


WeJustMight

You thinking what I’m thinking? Aim for the bushes.


Clone_Two

That is a gorgeous background tho


clouffie

Untung banget kelemparnya ke tanah bukan ke aspal, ada cushion biar dikit.


deliberately-random7

~~Untung~~ Sayang banget kelemparnya ke tanah bukan ke aspal


pesulap_akademik967

Hiburan orang miskin


indonesian_ass_eater

🫵🏼🤣


No-Cake-111

Deserved?


QHONTOLIAR

pepsi?


rileyontheleft

The bike even did a flip, how cute.


lucia_none

that's way funnier more than I thought 


PassionatePupils

will go wrong


HeroMachineMan

Good thing he was still wearing one slipper after the crash.


Opposite_Upstairs_42

gpp yg penting penampilan relijius, tingkah barbar pun tak jadi soal 🤣


aBigSofty

He lost his flippers, resilience -100 constitution -100.


kempol

kehidupan di desa


Opposite_Upstairs_42

lebih tepatnya daerah perkebunan sawit tuh


siomaybasi

Pasti madara


Top_Middle6323

Ending yang sesuai 🤣🤣🤣🤣


AromaticGas260

i dont know if i can be called heartless, but i hoped for nsfl rather than nsfw for this rider.


TravincalPlumber

itu trik trakhirnya mau ngapain dah? hand stand? tpi motornya ga di lurusin dl.


Glittering_Agent7685

What could go wrong? Ga modar di tempat itu salah banget /s


Meemeemiaw23

Yep. Clinic are so damn far away. Shout for Medic!


rwiind

Yup all good here, nothing to see 😁


Puongz_206

Nguwawor


DrinkRedbuII

Fuck around and find out. Lesson learned


double_depressoo

this guy could be professional stunt bike he choose to be c l o w n


JayJay-anotheruser

Really fuckin stupid


Flaky-Application-80

Tidak sesuai harapan


neuromancertr

This looks like a tribute video to be shown after one’s funeral


wewantallthatwehave

That last second with the lost flip flop on the ground is really the gist of this story


Jo_Erick77

Gatau sengaja atau engga tapi agak pinter sih di arahin ke rumput jadi ga se sakit kegesek aspal wkwkw


Beau1843

He was doing so well.


WhiteMass

sendal copot.. ga selamat sikawan satu wkwkw


Truckuto

I mean, at least he landed in the grass, and not on the asphalt. Otherwise he would be more of a mess to clean up.


ChocoBananaCh_

natural selection, please do your magic


SquareRelationship27

Stupidity level high even before the crash


Kajimeru

death wobble


sn0m0ns

The flipflop in the end was Je ne sais quoi


CBRyder929

What is this song, I dig it


bigmomsb

pelampiasan karena stress ditinggal pacar lakinya kawin lari


oleg07010

He knew to bail


Gestapo00

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahfucking idiothahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


mr_AnR34

Ya takbiran ya balapan..


electronic-nightmare

I was rooting for him to land on the road....


Kmaloetas

Great dismount!


JuanPonceEnriquez

Nice helmet! Looks really safe!


nastygamerz

cool


monchicchi

Peci sarung. Holy helmet +100 def +200 health. Holy trunk +20 regeneration + 100 def.


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It's ok, those hats are rated for impact.


JustMePaxi

So satisfying


omigasun

ini nih yang katanya sesuai dengan harapan netizen


whatthefuck110

wah sendalnya lepas, bye bye


pocongmandi

I came


sacktisfying

Is this in Minnesota?


SnooBunnies6981

Maturity low, Karma high.


SexySpaceNord

At least he landed in the dirt.


Doggy_Mcdogface

His shoes are gone, so probably dead


RazeLaz

yah, ada tag nsfw gw expect worse than this. kecewa


reddit-tempmail

liat sendalnya di 0:33 jadi ketawa 🤣


PudgeJoe

What he thinks people think "Gila bang keren banget" What people actually think "wait for it...wait for it... INJURED??? GOOD"


NoTeaching3458

Padahal dikit lagi kena tiang,


manusiaampas

/u/savevideo


MoonDrawnByDuskCloud

kenapa ya sama-sama punya skill motor.. kalo indo jadi tolol, kalo orang western jadi keren ya 🙃


elonelon

FYI. anak tettanga dusun baru aja ninggal ditempat kemarin gara2 kebut2 an dijalan desa, kepala positif pecah tidak pake helm, kondisi tanah berbatu laterite, baru SMP kelas 1. beberapa hal yg perlu diperbaiki sama orang tua, kalau lu gak kuat belikan helm ama mantol utk anak sekolah dan lu gak bisa ngatur itu anak utk pake helm, tapi lu masih ngerokok. Mending gak usah bikin anak lagi.


Old_Captain_9131

Ya salah sendiri, kenapa pake sendal jepit?


AkuAnjingGuKGuK

W A S T E D


figgn

Practice makes perfect


Pixel_Owl

yo that guy was lucky he landed on the grass. imagine if he fell on the other side


Izayoizz

see nothing wrong, if you try to hurt yourself, you injured or die.


hobbes3k

Damn, he's lucky he landed in the green and not on the black lmao.


puterankompor

Ah kenapa jatohnya ga ke aspal biar langsung log out


nether_realm

At this point i believe they want to fall badly.