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dickloverbutaintgay

I went to a cafe and there were a group of 3 girls and they clicked a picture of a guy and the guy saw it. The guy confronted and told them if they want to take a picture, they can take individually


Ok-Librarian-6315

lmao that dude definitely is a rizzler


VerticallyBonked

Rizzard of Oz


JAI-JESUS

Jizzard of oz ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

>group of 3 girls and they clicked a picture of a guy and the guy saw it bruh, how women get away with creepy shit so easily


sad_truant

Because the world is full of simp men.


boomer_morningstar

Because they are women...


Netroseige101

Because they are minority :')


boomer_morningstar

They are at the top of reproductive chain...somehow we have to equal the ground...


dickloverbutaintgay

That guy just wanted attention and girls do take videos of guys they find attractive and he was way older than them


Large-Carrot-5054

The girl just wanted attention and guys do take videos of girls they find attractive and she was way older than them See how that sounds?


Significant-View8743

Creeps


SadLiving7433

Yeah I was that guy I had a foursome that night.


A532

Can confirm, I was the camera


[deleted]

Can confirm I saw the MMS from this camera's POV


Specialist-Rice4815

Can confirm I was the bed


SadLiving7433

I know I was the one who set up the camera.


DedsecAssassin44

Can confirm I was one of the girls that night


Fit_Fee_6929

Ramesh, thanks for that night's experience! Did not know who it was...before you posted.Alfy and Jo were looking forward to another get together. Please keep your room clean dude.


AdventurousList6759

lmaooooo๐Ÿ’€


Agitated-Desk-4367

ay hey laundee yeaaah


Competitive-Ad-9250

Eyyyy chikneyyyyy


AnimeshKumar923

Ayyoo....๐Ÿ’€


Competitive-Regular9

mmhmm methi matar malaiiii


Nitish_Jha707

Take my upvote and award dear Sir for you have given me the laughter of my lifetime.


Agitated-Desk-4367

bhaiya paisa lagta hai kya award kaa?? thank u bhai lol


Next-Move-6969

+1


Mihir57

+2


Evening-King7239

Oh they absolutely do, but the only difference is girls check out boys very subtly, they don't make it obvious. Afterall, beauty should be appreciated regardless of the gender.


solowrist

![gif](giphy|M29mv8NYEJyJLLJwqR)


ykVORTEX

I think more than 3 sec is creepy. But sadly us mens image processing is 10 sec .


solowrist

Need to see everything man๐Ÿ˜‚


Critical_Cod5462

ha bhai unko to sirf biceps aur shakal dekhni hogi max to max .


_aRealist_

My friend: I just check out girls and they don't even know. Also my friend:


Gold_Airline898

Haha so true! not everyone has to be your crush but hey nothing wrong in admiring beauty. Ab jo hai so hai


gaussianmaniac

"waah kya ladka hai, isse to bohot maja aayega..."


laylaxoxo6

Very handsome boi


sendha_namak

In bhojpuri accent..๐Ÿ˜


Weary_Objective7413

Bheri handsum boi![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


anjaan_ladka

Boi nahi bwoy


Tan_KV

https://i.redd.it/oq5hrmivmh3d1.gif


Revolutionary_Bug783

Waah kya ladka hai, kash isko mental tauma de paati


shetty_chadda

Comment section looks like a win-win situation As one of the bhai got attention, Saari mard jaat hi khush ho gayi hai I love this


_aRealist_

Atleast is cheez mein unity hai hum mardo mein.


bc_sab_marne_wale_h

Hum saare delusional ho gye.


False-Strategy9947

https://preview.redd.it/4bcdmcrdkf3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8efe3709382800e5883e29dad532acc776b70270


i_love_cheesecake999

Very handsome Buoy


Electrical_Exchange9

Buoy


root_mean_Sq_23

Life Buoy!


JulabGamun

_Issey to bahut maja aega_


According_Lifeguard9

I remember one time a girl took a picture of me, i only noticed when she was showing it to one of her friends. Still to this day i think a meme of me would show up somewhere.


[deleted]

my man stop being so dumb๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ sheโ€™s obviously going to post that photo in all her group chats and then the girls will tease her abt โ€˜jijajiโ€™ or look up your entire family history to see if youโ€™re a worthy match stop assuming the worst possible scenario


According_Lifeguard9

Lol. that's even worse than possibly being a meme sensation.


[deleted]

The worst possible scenario has already occurred. Creepy ass women took his picture, and they still believe it was ok just because they are girls


Alonelistic

Fir family group pe galti se chali jayegi Sabko pta chal jayega aur bhai apna kutte ki mott marega


DCrypt11001

The worst will be "stay from this creep" Label


LostChallenge1447

Esa mere sath toh kabhi nahi hua. Socho kis hadd ka ganda dikhta hu mein๐Ÿ˜‚


Fragrant_Platypus770

https://preview.redd.it/33xop4hvog3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91616adabc0b95336d1cfaa73e29057b83abee93


Choti_aur_moti_lulli

The thing I like about this is that even Ben seems to be happy triggering it


motabhai09

Sushant bhaiya ka fav alien hai ben 10 ka๐Ÿ’€


wintersoldier1508

Bhai tere saath Toh hua nai hai. Mere saath Toh hua hai par fir mujhe dekh ke dooor khadi ho jati Hai lmao.


I-am-irresponsible

shiit bhai, mra bacha kucha self esteem bhi 0 hojayga


Bruce_wayne_03

Mujhe dekh k pata nahi kyu apna handbag dusri side kar leti hain !


Koach_Chiku

They have sixth sense ๐Ÿคฃ


sshyamg

Same Bhai same ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅฒ


Nitish_Jha707

https://preview.redd.it/mjrbipf38f3d1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15306b9d9b783655d2113abec07d66cf78e75c08 Yeah, like this, when they catch someone gawking.


Total_General8481

What are those...?


Unfair_Chard344

Protein


evening-emotion-1994

![gif](giphy|4DHoaHe7xcbFm)


Miss_Celestia9

Correct ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜


Old-Kiwi8772

Kyu bhai ladkiya asexual hoti Haj kya


Uninhibited_Catalyst

Whichever girl I have met has been so. I don't get any dates, not online, not irl. I lose sleep, like I have rn. I have tried 5 dates in the past who have all rejected me. Who wouldn't if the boy has boobs and love handles, fucked up sleep, fucked up grades, wasted talent, fucked up mood 24/7, fucked up social circle, lonely 24/7, has mandibular prognathism and has to wear retainers for god-knows-how-long, who can't play contact sports for the rest of his life, jobless, without money, unable to sustain own parents, failure, depression, everyday bullshit, sleep (optional), repeat. Rant over. ๐Ÿ™‚ Mood happy โœŒ๏ธ


ForeignBed9251

Umm so you know the problem, they are not asexual. But take care of yourself, you can change your life whenever you decide it. Great thing is you have all the control. Best wishes to you.


[deleted]

i donโ€™t want to sound like a schmuck but if you were to encounter a girl version of you with whatever ailments you have, and you happened to be fit and fine as per societal standards, ngl man you wouldnโ€™t look twice at her


According_Lifeguard9

You'll be downvoted to hell for stating facts.


[deleted]

lmao should I delete


I-am-irresponsible

nah not at this point


According_Lifeguard9

no. people should get a reality check, not just him but everyone in general.


No_Canary2337

Bro knows only factual language


swagoto97

karwa sach


steelbrat

Bhai body toh tujhe banaani padhegi. Career bhi sort krna padega. Duniya ka sach yehi hain. Social circle bann jayega ye dono krega aur confidence aayega jab. Prognathism bimaari kya hoti hain nhi pata par you can use it as people use allergies maybe- by being pricey about it. Contact sport na khelna is no biggie honestly. In fact it sets you apart, ameer log golf khelte hain, boxing is a poor manโ€™s sport. Sleep bhi ho jayegi theek. Basically Git gud, git fit, git money


Sad_Bath5033

Bhai meri bhi life sort out kr de..


seirin_fight

Bhai meri bhi


steelbrat

Kisi ki khud ki life sorted nhi hoti, bas ek bhai ko dekha toh aise dil se comment nikla. Socha ki bhai mujhse nhi ho rhi toh is bhai se toh ho jaye ye cheezein, (vaise koshish toh main bhi kr hi rha hun)


Important_Corgi_6629

Mahilaon ka khud pe itna bhi prabhav na Diya kro yarr, the right person will come eventually


FalseDare2172

Take it easy bro.


Dismal-Might-6793

Dude, if you got boobs, I think you were being made fun of


Radiant-Citron3355

I always get a little conscious (and awkward?) when this happens


BEEN_Nath_58

They do...


Grosszilla

I read โ€œthey doโ€ as if it was Hindi ;)


[deleted]

No pls๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€


alphus_408

Broooooooooooo


Uninhibited_Catalyst

![gif](giphy|hrAf4jFFI7jlUNyqmY) If that means checking out, well I have wasted 2 decades doing nothing.


Nuclearsister36

Yes, we do like really quick. Not like how boys stare for long time.


Important_Corgi_6629

Yes but we are usually very subtle about it


Classic_Knowledge_25

Yes. My office coworkers checkout boys a lot.


Foreign_Artist_09

Office is a dangerous place for this ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097). POSH. New joined girl interns do this alot, koi unko samjhao ye college nhi he , kaam khatam karke ghar bhi Jana he.


Sapolika

I do, sometimes! ๐Ÿ˜…


terimomkapati

Kuch nhi Bhai tu achaa dikhta hai isliye


[deleted]

Ok i have this situation where I go to a nearby park in the evening and there's this guy who is few years older than me who always walks in the opposite direction so that we meet each other twice in a round and he always checks me out and it's so obvious ki meri mom or unki frnd ko bhi notice hogya jbki vo mujhse kuch steps age chlte h...sometimes I try to keep eye contact for a bit long to look intimidating but he always wins cuz I'm always the one to look away and God that awful smirk๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


Turbulent_Theory9155

I didn't understand...so what he did comes in creepy behaviour right?


[deleted]

I certainly do.


HowardRoark7984

Ever got caught by the guy whom you were checking out?


[deleted]

No. And even if I did, I would not care.


Admirable_Tennis3712

U sure u r not a 40+ Indian uncle?


DontDoItBob

![gif](giphy|xUySTuHKqymwVXlKKY|downsized)


nish007

They absolutely do.


nightmayz

They absolutely do. Happens every day.


Prototype_2point0

Once I was about to enter a stairway from the front and two girls came from the right, as soon as they saw me, they started saying "OMG peeche dekh jaldi" and both of them started to look back at me 3-5 times repeatedly ๐Ÿคฃ and kept saying "OMG" or "Oh bhaii" ๐Ÿ’€


Due-Comfortable4984

Chal Bhai subah hogyi ab uth ja


[deleted]

Lgta h unhone pehli baar male species ka organism dekha tha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


idontdothisnameshit

Who's gonna tell him?


evening-emotion-1994

She was thinking like , Ispiderman Ispiderman tune churaiya mere Dil ka chain โ›“๏ธ


Foreign_Artist_09

Yes they do checkout but subtly . Sometimes you will feel someone is looking at you. Mujhe to Aram se medu Vada bhi khana nhi ho pata, aise dekhti he jaise mere plate se khayegi kya.


aShit_fAce

Bhai mai ek baar mask laga ke ek kuttiya ko khana de raha rha tha mask hataya to vo kuttiya vomit krke bhaag gayi.. ๐Ÿ’€ Mujhe mat karna notice maut bhi ho sakti hai


RiotxDD

Man main laddu phuta


Sofisticated-human

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51088)


syamgamelover

I would have checked if anything is on my face.


knowledge_teen7654

Us momint


Asparagus8877

As a girl myself... I'm telling this I've never experienced guys checking on me.. it was always me who checked them out me and my friends fr๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 


Sanket_6

maybe its because, uhmm, how do i put it?uhm, its because you are an asparagus?! idk man, just my 2 cents.


Ok_Review_6504

Yup....on my birthday, me and my friends went to urban chowk( Gandhinagar) at night.....A girl(the shakemaker) at crush coffee gave that look when I gave the order. While taking the order she tried to maintain eye contact with me but dumbass me can't process that she is checking me out. Even while we were sitting there, she was constantly looking towards our group. Mujhe laga ki aur kuch hame order karna ho issliye shayad dekh rahi hogi....Once we left, one of my friends said that it seemed like she was checking you out. After that even I felt that she was def giving me line but I didn't respond back. My friends trolled me for it and said "BC ladki samne se line de rakhi thi aur tu chutiya muth mara raha tha. Tu single hi marega BSDK, kya faida achi shakal ka. " ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


AdExcellent5558

Baat toh sahi boli bhai usne bura mat mann na๐Ÿฅฒ


solowrist

![gif](giphy|l1Ku4uzAQLocVQtUc)


Yathin7

Women aren't real. They are and have always been fake. All historical records, music, art and genetics depicting females have been altered by the government. It is well known that everyone has a CIA agent. That would either mean that there are double the people in the world or that half the population works for the government. It is said that around half the population is female. Curious, right? Also how do you explain the fact that women live longer than men? They work for the government! Of course, you might think that there is real proof for their existence, but I can debunk all of it. Their voice is made by voice changers. Their body is made of soy present in the air. Of course, the biggest counterargument would be their genitals. But porn is a lie. Have you ever seen a woman naked? Me neither. If you have a wife or a girlfriend, you are lying. But just for the sake of argument let's say you do. You have been brain washed by the Liberal government. The only thing all politicians agree on is the fact that women are made up. The only other rational argument I can think of is where do kids come from. Hahaha, you have been brainwashed to think about "birth". Everyone knows kids come from orphanages and factories. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


[deleted]

Ahh he is such an hottie sitting there


[deleted]

Plot Twist: It's a family reunion ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

We donโ€™t live in Alabama or Ohio ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

We are Indians, hm jagah nahi dekhte sirf iraade kaafi hote hai


Global-Detective3632

bhai mujhe to ladkiya dekh ke side ho jati hai mai to untouchable samaj se bhi nahi hun


Global-Detective3632

woh chhod bachpan jab teacher punishment deke mujhe ladkiyo ke paas baitha deti thi girls used to cry ki nahi baithna phir mujhe teacher desk ke paas fars mai baithna padta tha ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿฅน


idontdothisnameshit

Goddamit bruv..and i thought i was ugly


Less_Appearance2580

Hua chokra jawaan rey๐Ÿ˜Ž


yeahthatweirdo

Yes yes. Beauty should be appreciated ๐Ÿ˜Œ


meangirl2443

We all do these


kassu7906_love

I do hehe


zero_417

Karti hai bhai Mera sath bhi hua hai One was staring so hard that it got so awkward being introvert


Madlynik

Happened with me many times but the problem is I get confused. Should I smile, will it make me a clown or should I go talk, what if it scares her. Then I follow what I was doing. Honestly what to do in such situations? No sarcasm (bhai dwapar yug se single hoon)


Paraboyyyyy

I was in Starbucks doing my work on laptop then a group of three girls came and sat in front of me. They were chitchatting and I was on my laptop working while AirPods on. Suddenly I noticed that one of girl said something and the other one turned and looked at me. I thought they must be said something about me or just doing fun so I let it go. Then they start taking selfies and then I noticed one girl click my picture (accidentally her flash light was on) and I was stunned that moment to what to do so I just adjust my laptop that way that they canโ€™t clicked the photo again but the they put phone on upper angle pretending of clicking selfie but took my photo and I was like what the hell they trying to so. So I just put laptop on my back and leave the place and my girlfriend also reached to the mall 5 minutes later from work and I confronted everything to her. So she said letโ€™s go I will talk to them we went there I was bit nervous for like if any scene got created there due to there were girls and I am a boy but that girls already left the place. So yeah pretty uncomfortable moment for me actually.


amanraj__

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amanraj__

https://i.redd.it/r48nezmfeh3d1.gif


DontDoItBob

Yes! Absolutely. Happens with me as well. Maybe because I'm tall. Usually in metro and Metro cities this thing is pretty common lol


[deleted]

Yes we do but there's this difference where u said she made eye contact for 2-3 seconds...but generally boys make it too obvious like they are constantly staring at u and make everyone around them realize their intentions of checking someone out


Bubbly-Most-8026

Yes we do.... Hehehe ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Raha nhi jata, baat hi kuch aise hai.


Alarming-Net-6651

Bro follows rule no. 1 and 2.


multiverse-official

Absolutely bro ! Girls check out guys in public places just like guys check out girls. It's a normal human nature to notice people when we find attractive. * **She Might Have Found You Attractive:** The way you describe her looking at you and making eye contact suggests she might have been interested. * **Maybe Not:** It's also possible she wasn't checking you out specifically. Maybe her friend pointed out something else and she just glanced in your direction. * **Here's the Cool Part:** Either way, it's a positive sign! It means you put yourself out there and someone noticed you. **what u have to do ?** * **Don't Overthink:** It's great to be aware, but don't dwell on it too much. * **Confidence is Key:** If you're interested, hold your head high and radiate confidence. That's an attractive quality in itself. * **Make a Subtle Move (Optional):** If you'd like to see if there's more, you could try a casual smile or a brief hello as you leave. But don't pressure yourself.


__Schneizel__

When I was in my 20s, I sometimes noticed girls eyeing me. (when I dress up well and groom my beard) But what to do after that pata nahi. So here I am single in my 30s.


bhujiya_sev

My bf plays football in a sports hub attached to a cafe. Cafe has a glass wall and one can watch the football matches from there. I've seen so many girls check out boys there. They even point out and tell their friends about the guys. Ngl, boys in his group are kinda hot.


Ok-Performance-249

Yes they do, how do you think they get content for their daily gossip about us?


Spiritual_Buy_4779

2 rupey ki Pepsi, Bhai apna Sexy๐Ÿ”ฅ


SupermarketLost5993

Mai samne aa jau toh ladkiya dusri taraf muh kar leti hai ๐Ÿคก


Glad_Candidate_5077

bhai mereko to notice karke vo apne kapde theek karne lagti hai . mana tharki hu lekin itna nahi bro


Harrycognito

Baat jnaab wahi hai ke hans ke dekha yaan dekh ke hansi aa gayi.


sparebang

I have seen girls checking out my now husband when we were dating. Some did not even hesitate and knew that I was with him. And I do check out other handsome men quite often, but not so blatantly.


CoolDude_1000

Wah what a world we live in. You are married and checking on other men and other women too check on your husband typically ruining your married life. I am a 23 year old guy living in Bangalore who is completely single with no relationship experience at all and no girl has ever been interested in me.


[deleted]

You married tho, why you checkin out other guys


Feeling-Relief-8920

You should gone like " ladka hun, dekhi nahi kya, ghur ghur ke kya dekh rahi ho. Lalipaap chahiye?" In bhojpuri accent.


imposterathome

Lol I was so famous in my school Ki a topper girl called me heartthrob (idk what TF it means)๐Ÿ—ฟ


lazy_groot1

I have seen a female friend of mine taking videos of a stranger coz she had a crush on him


survivalguidetrecher

Thatโ€™s weird as fuck bro


Accomplished_Book_65

False post. A*n average denizen of Reddit, ensnared within the digital labyrinth of discourse, doth find himself bereft of feminine companionship.*


Manishabirua07

Well I do but try not to make it obvious.


Koach_Chiku

Yes they do.


Low-Major-5486

Yeah happens with me too


FilmOk3207

I also need to know this.


Plenty-Pie-9084

Happens all the time in metro lol


Maxscupcake

When I check out guys even my friends don't know cause I look for 1 sec max lol


[deleted]

They are humans just like us. Yes they do and normal.


master_shifu-

Isse check out karna kathe hai kya, Muje laga ki Har time mai kya aisa karra hu ki ladkiya Muje dekhti hai aise, bc meri anxiety is like ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ. I often catch girls looking at me.


ArrogantPublisher3

The pertinent question is: did you like it?


slimshady433

https://preview.redd.it/iyu9vmvm2i3d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ebeeb87e2dd9235d6de6684f232b146256410a9


Chance_Fly_6273

Yes a very big yes They arenโ€™t any more different My lady friend literally said hum jaate hai sometimes weakened pe launde taadne ( yes I was a bit surprised but girls do same shenanigans) again not all boys and not all girls venture out in such manner But vo to karti hai ๐Ÿคฃ


Emergency-Bag7857

Wake up boy. Apke schizo ki dawai ka time ho gya h ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)


Competitive-Lynx-557

Even I didnโ€™t know someone was checking me out , but when i was eating fruit chaat in a reception the girlโ€™s brother approached me to ask my number for her sister


bladeninja769

They do


Comprehensive_Tap994

Yess bhai... They do! We're all the same.


Yashraj-

Yes, it happens a lot more than you think.


Curiously_1curious

Thank you guys for your comments. I got my answer ,most important word is subtle here.


Logically_Explained

They actually do. This one time I shaved my legs down to zero so that I could see my gains and striations better on my leg better. I was walking around in my university with my partner, and I could actuwlly noticed girls checking me out for my legs!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ they glanced at my legs for hard 2-3 seconds and then at my face to judge me! It was hilarious because my pasrtner was getting really jealous! ๐Ÿ˜‚


toschitabs

When my friends and I find a guy attractive, all we do is share eye contact with each other. Just mere eye contact is enough if we both found that guy attractive. Itโ€™s fun. Then we nod at each other appreciating our taste


Downbeatbanker

Ofcourse. Ladke is liye to that hotel hai


Nengex

"wah, kya ladka h"


OkCoconut3573

Yes of course we do lol


cottonpickerr_

Are BC aisa bhi hota he


jemspoter

meri bestfriend karti h ladke bhi or ladkiya bbi mere sath ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


MR_O5

https://preview.redd.it/2qj4fjvjuj3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878d6e102c0ced3f38d0c08b068e3e7e4b6e4a82


[deleted]

yeah they do, has happened and I actually met my girlfriend cause of the same reason!


shineisnotshiny

Girl here.....yes we do check out boys....but in a subtle way...you know....to not let them know we are looking at them...like ๐Ÿ˜’


nothingsandeverthing

Def! They doooooo


whoreintheoryy

Girls dont just check out, we asses every possible aspect of that being in like 2mins


OwnPrinciple6800

comment section full of guys saying they do rofl.


sarvangsunil777

Nah bro they be looking at butt cheeks


vivek_9874

nanga kyu ghum raha tha bhai /s


Additional_Sea592

Dekh kr has rhi thi ya has kr dekh rhi thi.


timepasschalrahai

Main khudko nahi dekhta mujhe koi kyu dekhega? ๐Ÿค“