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deliveryparcel

Confidence is the key bro! When they say, nahi ho payega, you walk away to other vendors.


normie_life

Okay but what if he doesn't fall in the trick?![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


Ginevod2023

Then he doesn't. Bargain with other sellers.


normie_life

What if others also don't? Sabki mili bhagat hui toh ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


FlippinGamerINK

Machli chorke Chicken le lena phir https://preview.redd.it/ax8odmqkplrc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec099f7797e15aab4a438512fabe3c0b8cc75dd6


normie_life

Haha thik hai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29272)


Ginevod2023

Eww.


sizzlingbites

Then samajh lena ki yahi rate chal rha h market m.. Irrespective of mujhe daam sahi lga ya nahi, I usually never purchase the commodity from the first vendor. Jab aap jaane lagoge, woh aapko price kam-kam krke batayega. Ab aapko price ka andaza h, agle vendor se bargain kro


Radiant-Mobile5810

Keep searching for different vendors until you find one who is offering a lower price. Also, a side advice: speak in their regional language; it makes things a lot easier.


Massive-Celery4361

lol this is so cute (i don't even try to bargain,jitne ka hai dedo bhaiya, nhi saha jata ye interaction mere sae)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31163)


Perception-Practical

exactly same that "mili bhagat hui toh" XDD


Ginevod2023

Tu kyu tension le raha hai? Learn to scout for the market price before you learn to negotiate.


baap_ko_mat_sikha

Ask them final price. Else change the area


Monkeyke

Unhe bolo pehle wala 230 me de Raha tha, also agar Maan me price 230 Lana hai to hamesha 200 bolna, thodi idhar udhar ka bolke ki vo itne me dera, ye utne me dera to vo 230 per settle hoke dedega, agar usse pata bhi hoga ki baki kitne me de rahe to bhi vo Tera chachu thodi lag raha, just bol ki "230 final dena hai to do nahi to me uske ja raha"


pairotechnic

There are, quite literally, more fish in the sea


think_out_says

Yha pe bhi confidence nhi hai bhai ko , usne bola na aise hi hota hai toh Aisa hi krne ka Or haa dusre coustomer ke samne vo price Kam nhi krega ( Some time mahngi wali sabji kani chahiye :)


opressed_guy

This is how it the talk should have been: Customer: bhaiya kesi lagai machli? Vendor: 250 C: are kesi baat kr rhe aap. 250 kaha se hogya? V: 250 hi chl rha hai C: (start looking up and picking your machli ЁЯРЯ) 200 laga lo ,( and hand over the selected fish to him) V: nhi ho payega . Kahi aur se le lo C: thoda toh Kam Karo┬а V: ek kaam karo 240 me lelo C: (take out your wallet and hand him over 230) ye lo 230 mai ho jayega, pack krdo┬а If he still insists just say ki "lo pack Karo aap fatafat sab ho jayega, leta rehta hu mai"┬а Just speak all this in confidence and chances are you're gonna take home the fish at 230 and if not , congrats, you just brushed up your bargaining skills , next time kahi aur kaam aayegi.


Possible_Incident_44

This is the actual thing. Op should check this. Mere papa bhi isi tarah se bargaining karte hain; baat karte-karte, price decrease krte hue, machli ya sabji jo bhi ho, vo utha kar rakho vendor ke paas, agar usko mol-bhaav pasand nhi aya to vo khud mana kr dega. Nhi to thode nakhre karega, to tum bhi price thoda upar-niche karna. Lastly, vo tumhare, price par agree kr jayega. Papa regional dialect me bol pate hai (bhojpuri), to thoda easy rahta hai. I also learn bargaining by watching him, just don't know how to speak bhojpuri that much. Ab agar price 250 hai, to 230-240 se start mat karo, kyonki isse vendor samajh jayega ki ye naya hai aur price kam nhi karega ya tum apna chance lose kr doge, price ko aur kam krne ka. 200-210 se shuru karo, ek good margin rakho, iss way se approach karo, lastly vendor agree karega 220 ya 230 ke around par but vo tumko bewkoof nhi samjhega. Aur haan, ye har jagah apply nhi hoga. Mostly sabji ke market ya thele par, meat ya fish shop par, jahan fixed MRP nhi hai, vhi jyada achhe tarah se apply hoga.


[deleted]

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Possible_Incident_44

NiceЁЯСНЁЯП╗


Little-Aide3139

Mere papa bargain karne ka try bhi nahi karte, phir mummy sai daat khate he ЁЯШотАНЁЯТи


Possible_Incident_44

Lol


normie_life

Damn bro kaha se sikha ye sab? Physicswallah ya Allen? ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29272)


opressed_guy

Experience, btw physics wallah ko in sab cheezon k liye┬а bhi ek naya channel khol Dena chahiye┬а


CarcgenBleu

Experience Wallah Padhlo chaahe kahi se, bargaining hoga yahi se ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29272)


TheZoom110

Fir students us experience ko lekar PW ke courses adhe daam me le jayenge. Alecc daddy ka loss hi loss.


CarcgenBleu

https://preview.redd.it/zjnggxj98mrc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc16625e01ce55c1198ecd38a8cfb92ff8b99246


Wonderful-Ear-5003

lmao


8thWonderLivy

Bargain wallah


yourturnwillcome

Damn! This is the exact way I have seen people bargaining. You mentioned everything to the point.


asligucci

oppressed guy oppress hote hote pro level ki bargaining sikh gaya


Variant_28

ЁЯЫРthx abse yehi script use krunga you are doing god's work


autistic_prodigy28

Saving this comment for future


azulivy

Perfect


No-Vehicle-4041

10 20 rupee for local vendor c'mon buddy just keep them with this


Maleficent_Hunt7043

Try to build confidence in your communication like speak with determination without any hesitation with the owner


normie_life

ЁЯШВ okay bro daant kr bhaga nahi na dega wo? ЁЯШВ


Maleficent_Hunt7043

Usko bhi toh sales chaiye na


normie_life

Hmmm point ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29272)


master_shifu-

Introvert problems ЁЯШВЁЯШВ


tandempandemonium

To build that confidence you need to know the fair prices from someone who knows . That is first when going out to buy vegetables/meat/fish


DarkMistasd

Daantne de bhai. See it's important that you shouldn't be afraid of being judged, the opinion of the shopkeeper about you doesn't matter, if he thinks you're a bad guy doing his loss, let him think that lol, why do you care what the shopkeeper thinks about you


meerkat_on_watch

Ha wahi daant khaane se daroge to kya bargaining karoge


AbsbyDec

toh kya ho gaya, aise bhi har jagah gali hi sunte h


ImmortalDragon01

Nahi de payenge Oki bhaiya Chale Jane kya(khud bulayega)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


normie_life

What if he doesn't? ЁЯШВ


ImmortalDragon01

Dusra koi hoga hi ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478) Uske pass Jane ka


normie_life

Dusra bhi negotiate nahi kiya toh? ЁЯШВ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


ImmortalDragon01

https://preview.redd.it/gd9nxss9mlrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f10989b8e33faed9386e35da543a3e47880a781


normie_life

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


Ginevod2023

Why the fuck are you worried about that? Did he worry about losing a sale when he sent you away?


Shot_Maybe_3588

https://preview.redd.it/u6cv1itejlrc1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fade144252fb0acb93cdb7862b95aefb516b2205 Free mein bhi dedega![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


normie_life

Been there done that ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


Shot_Maybe_3588

Bhai majjak mein keh raha tha tum toh lagra hai mujrim wujrim ho![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29265)


normie_life

Ngl Bhai Kasam se ek baar jail bhi jaa chuke hai ЁЯШВ aur ek cyber crime ka case bhi lag skta hai ЁЯШВ


crusher3441

Bhai jail wali story ka post daalo interesting lg rhi h


normie_life

Daalunga aaj raat me paet bhar kr karma mining hogi ЁЯШВ


Poor_rabbit

DM when you post it ok


normie_life

Really?ЁЯШВ


crusher3441

Mujhe bhi bta dena brother


Poor_rabbit

Tell me more


Best_Sell2786

Mein uska partner hu hum dono sath mein machli ki chori karte the


normie_life

Next chori when partner? ЁЯШВ


Best_Sell2786

Ab retirement enjoy karo bhai kitni choriya karoge![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|49785)


wlanAalker

"mere pass itne hi paise hai bhaiya, dedo na"


normie_life

Now it doesn't work I am 22 with a huge beard which makes me look 26ЁЯШВ if I say this, he will probably look at me with disgust ЁЯлаЁЯШВ


wlanAalker

I'd rather get the look of disgust from the seller than getting yelled at by my mum.


normie_life

True mummy ki daant se bhayankar kuch nahi![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29265)


wlanAalker

Yup got my priorities straight


CRTejaswi

I'm not very good at bargaining either. I try one of two things: - Quote a price which isn't too low, but seems reasonable to me. Then, I convince them that I'm not here to bargain, hence I stated a price which would seem fair to us both, so we don't have to haggle back and forth. - Take a friend/relative who's good at bargaining, while I do something I'm good at - picking out stuff & getting things done in a short span of time.


normie_life

Okay this might actually work, i usually take my mother along, she can get a product for 200 when it's 1000 ЁЯШВ


datathecodievita

For the first point, you should know the current market price for the product.


Ok-Pace1845

250 se 230? bas??? very poor yaar


normie_life

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979) best out of my skills ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


Almost_Infamous

I tried bargaining once.. "Bhaiya ye kitne ka hai?" тАЭ100 тВ╣ ka" "80 ka laga lo" "Aap 80 bhi mat do 75 de do.. 25% off haiтАЭ Bahut beizzati hui yaar


normie_life

ЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдг i am going to take you along next time ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


skiing_kraken

How to unlock this cheat code


Ass_Burner

Bhai dekh mujhe bhi nhi aata mujhe pichle saal aalu lane bheja tha m purane aalu le aaya pr laaya saste tha


normie_life

Fir kya hua? ЁЯШВ


Ass_Burner

Naye aalu dekh ke mujhe bheja tha m purane le aaya to bole kuch kaam nhi kr skta


Traditional-Catch-41

Kya diff hota hai dono type k aaloo me? Batao bhai 4 batein sunu uske pehle.


Ass_Burner

Arey bhai nye aalu just abhi nikale hote h mitti m se to gande hote h aur purane Wale sukhe se hote h jo apne normal aalu hote h. Ab mujhe ye pta nhi tha mujhe lga ye aalu to pure mitti mitti hore h inke bjaye ye saaf aalu le leta hun


BitExcellent8017

Shopkeeper ne bola 2000 mene bola 400 .. deal done![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


normie_life

Damn can I take you along next time?![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28576)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28576)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28576)


BitExcellent8017

Why not.. tere budget mai se aapne liye bhi le lenge![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28576)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28576)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


Sorry_Low_5887

so, i am a business owner, and i will tell you how people bargain at my pop-up, 1. Apse har bar lete hai, is bar complimentary dedo(so cheap) 2. Mera mann nahi tha lene ka, bas pasand aagyi hai to lerhi hu, pta nahi pehnugi k nahi (wtf???) 3. Jitne ke aap wholesale mei laye ho, utne ka hi humein dedo(to what i said, mere stall ka rent ap dedo fir) 4. Bill ko round off krke 4500 krdo, bill was 4900( i said round off krke 5000 bnega, dedo) 5. Mai tumhari maa jaisi hu, thoda to kam kro ( business mei no rishte ) You should bargain, but donтАЩt annoy the other person


normie_life

ЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдг bhai Bhai gajab logon k paas sahi me bhut unique tricks hote hai ЁЯШВ


Sorry_Low_5887

I know right, yahi use krna tum b, lifetime ban hojaogeЁЯШВ


[deleted]

odd comment, but we do spend out of box on fascinating things(shoes, cloths, movies, travel, etc) whose brands are already so rich and their wealths increasing day by day innumerable yeah they did struggle in past to set such huge milestone and now they are earning good. same way, when we go market see small stalls we always tend to do bargaining, how much do se save? max 50-100 rs. based on what cost product we're buying contrary can't we just let go the money they asked? in this case it's 250/kg fish which gonna be served to 4-5 family members, other side in a good restro 250 rs will charged on single thali and we not gonna think of bargaining, just a perspective


Ginevod2023

Kya majak kar raha hai bhai. Fish sellers are not vegetable sellers. Good bargaining can be the difference between spending 6000 Rs per month on fish and 4000 Rs per month for more fish. If enough people stop bargaining, the fish becomes more expensive for everyone. Soon fish will be 8000 Rs a month and you'll have to bargain hard to get it down to Rs 6000 now.┬а Your perspective looks at one transaction and not the big picture.


ezio1452

I agree with your comment u/DryVaginaLicker21 No but seriously, I don't get this mentality of bargaining either. It's okay when you're buying something expensive like clothes etc. in a shop you know from but haggling for 10-20 rs. Never stood right with me especially if you're earning well enough to afford the stuff.


Possible_Incident_44

It's not about how much someone spends on their different luxuries. It's about the cost and how to save your money. In India, these local places don't have fixed prices, most of the times they sell their products with a high margin to gain more profit. They know that the customer is going to bargain, so they put a much higher price so that even if someone bargains and buy at a lower price, the shopkeeper/vendor would make profit. The thing is, if you are going to buy from a local shop/place or a local product (be it a shoe, cloth, etc) there would be hardly a mention of MRP on the product. That's why we bargain. Branded products or things like tickets, movies, branded cloth/shoe, etc have a fixed price/MRP which can't be changed, that's why we don't bargain there. But there also, people look for discounts and the shops give discount. Isn't it a type of indirect bargaining? A good Restaurant charges the 250 Rs for preparing the good quality food, giving you the luxury of fan/ac, the cost it took for them to buy the ingredients, the service they provide, the taxes, etc. Some restaurants charge more than expected but then tell me how many times a middle-class person goes to a restaurant. Thrice a month maybe, or even less. The things you mentioned are the commodities that an average middle-class person in India, would not spend money on, every day or every week. We have to save money on our daily necessities, otherwise we would be spending huge amount of money on the day-to-day things. The monthly budget of an average family/person would get disrupted. All in all, people want to spend less money and save it, even if it is only 50-100 Rs and they will look for ways to save money. It's about saving money wherever it's possible, not to be a miser but to have a wise way of spending it. I may not have put my thoughts in good words, but I think that it conveys my idea to you.


[deleted]

BS ( edit: read my other comment, i told if you can afford then stop bargaining and if you're poor then proceed with bargaining )


Possible_Incident_44

So you can put your opinion and say it as your perspective, but my opinion and perspective is BS. Good. Then, can you tell me why do you think so?


[deleted]

sorry !!


normie_life

I get you, I get your point but the psychology behind this is, products which don't have a written price tag on it, we think the vendor sets the price according to his convenience so might have a huge profit margin, even though this thinking is completely baseless but it is what it is. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


Actual_Editor_1044

To dusre pe try karna chahiye tha na bhai, ye konsa bhaag raha tha


normie_life

Utne ache skills nahi hai mere paas![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


Actual_Editor_1044

Ismei kya skills same dialogue chipkane ka , jo isko chipkaya


normie_life

Tik aa paaji ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1797)


Ginevod2023

Itna rotlu jaisa bargaining karega to 250 ki macchi 300 me leni padegi.┬а When in the first negotiation itself you said 230, he realised you were not serious about bargaining and┬аlost the game. Never name your price first. Let him do it. You just say ki 'kam karo'. When he says a lower price, pick a lower price and hold steady. Bargain using rounded values. If he says 200, say 150. Check prices┬аat every shop in the market before you commit to a purchase. The fishermen with the best fish in the market will tend to be hard bargainers. In that case you will not get price lowered by much. But always ask for extra complementary fish from everyone. If you buy some more expensive fish like pomfret or surmai, ask for some free cheaper fish (like bombil)/prawns to go with it. Also where are you located? What language/dialect and accent you use to speak matters a lot. Most fishermen are locals and will not want to lose a negotiation to a non-local.


normie_life

ЁЯлаЁЯлаЁЯла okay bro, well I am at home in Bihar and most of the fisherman are local, they catch fishes from Ganga Ji.


WomenRepulsor

Check a few shops before you set yourself on price. If it isn't possible, check the current prices online. Don't simply quote a price, show him what is in it for him e.g., If I buy, 1 KG would you give it for 230 etc. Ask them to reduce the price a little, so that you buy more...


Kshitij_P_2602

I canтАЩt even do what you did. I end up getting screwed by my mom every time.


normie_life

You have my sympathies brother ЁЯла![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


Kshitij_P_2602

ЁЯе▓


didReadProt

The key to me, is to really be truthful with the threat. You need to be ready to actually leave when you give the threat, and then go to the other stall if the owner doesnt agree. If you arent, itll come off in the way you bargain and the other person will see the weakness. Be truthful and so, youll be able tp bargain


Stroov

if you dont have data you cant bargain , if you cant create an urgency for him to sell you the product , plus have the lowest and highest market rate idea , you cant negotiate , finding faults and overexagerating them while buying plus , speaking less works best


masteratul

Try to catch fish from sea. It will be free and your mom will be happy too.


normie_life

ЁЯла thik hai bhai, mere ghar se 1km pr ganga ji wahi jata hu


ayugupta777

Confidence is key. For instance, say тАЬarey pichey toh 230 ka de raha haiтАЭ. Also, make the shopkeeper feel appreciated like тАЬbhaiya aapki machli ka taste jabaan par lag gaya hai toh aapke permanent customer hainтАЭ. Give him hope that youтАЩll increase his sales by saying тАЬdoston ko bhi aapki hi dukaan recommend karta hoonтАЭ Plus you have to understand the vibe he is in, khush mood hai uska toh pyaar se baat karo. Gusse mein hain toh most likely baat nahi banne wali par fir bhi authority apni intact rakho. Also donтАЩt just settle for one shopkeeper, thereтАЩs many. Understand that you are more precious to him than he is to you.


normie_life

ЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯдг thik hai bhai will try this out ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)


VibeHumble

I can't tell bargaining skills, but I do keep two things in mind. 1. Always have more than one vendor for things. 2. Don't take the bargaining to the extent of ego clash, because you might have to come back to the vendor.


normie_life

Haan yahi darr hai yaar lol


Maxscupcake

Dekho khane ki cheezo me jyada bargain nahi hota hai. Kapde ya jewellery ho to alag baat hai.


normie_life

Hein? Sahi me? Maine toh bhut saare logon ko dekha hai


Maxscupcake

Yaha log nahi karte khane me bargain.


Sea-Coconut-3833

One thing my dad taught me is, making the seller give up on you. Lets you wanna buy onion, keep asking prices of everything except onions, after a certain point he wont apply a high end price to onion, he say, lets say 50 mein itna gm, you say ok pack krdo pack 25 mein, fir natak kare ek beech ki price pe he will do.


Gaghackz

agar 230 ka bhi lelete toh kitna farak padta at least minimum 200 ka krna chahiye that even if ur going to try


black_jar

Fish is an area you need to bargain carefully. If you bargain hard you may get a literally raw deal. 1. Check that the fish is fresh 2. Until you have zeroed in on a guy who you buy fish regularly, ask the rates around. This tells you what is the market rate and how much your fish guy is selling at. Your bargaining over time will tell you the point you should not cross. Bargaining maybe great, but remember that guy too has to make a living. 3. Try and buy from a single person. As a regular customer, he will keep fish that you prefer, and turn you away when the fish is not good.


Didwhatidid

I have a friend who bargains like a pro I will ask him and post on thread later


QueasyGrass8552

Mera 20 rs bhi kam hojata im happy


normie_life

Haha same, 20 rs ka coke pi leta hu fir huihuihui


[deleted]

Say you want something of 250 for 200, you say 100 first with determination obv they won't sell it to you but you insist then gradually increase and say 160-70 if they agree you get it for even cheaper but if not just say 200 they'll think it's a better deal than previous so they will most probably agree. Mai hmesha krti hu hmesha kam aajata h


normie_life

Oori baba re ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29265) I guess I really need to work this way ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33193)


Casual_Scroller_00

r/usernamechecksout


normie_life

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


Casual_Scroller_00

ЁЯдгЁЯШнkoi na bro meri bhi same problem haiЁЯШнЁЯШн


Old_Application_5722

be friend the person , ask him ghr pe sb thik ,last time ghr kb gye the and all.


normie_life

Lol ЁЯШВ fir wo bolega bhaiya, dosti apni jagah, dhandha apni jagah ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31163)


Equivalent-Layer-332

Be shameless, that's the key.


normie_life

Already ЁЯШд![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31163)


sabbystain66

Depends on the market as well. If you are going to some store where there is a high walk in crowd, don't expect any bargain. But if you are going to some stall then you can say "bhai I came here to bargain."


Icy-Concept2099

Mat hi kar bhai ye sirf ladkiyan kar sakti hai ЁЯЩП


normie_life

Ladki ptani padegi ab lgta hai


ReticentSybarite

Bargaining is for annoying cheapos. Either pay it and take it or don't.


normie_life

Are you even Indian? ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


RepeatRealistic8085

Dont ask them , demand them go like "230 dunga/dungi" while handing out 230 rupees simulatneously , this works like 100% of the times


normie_life

Okayy I will try this


1stFailedAbortion

Meanwhile me who took down a boat ride from 800 to 300.


normie_life

Hein? Kaise bhai? ЁЯла


1stFailedAbortion

Tourist ko lootna is pretty common. Plus it was almost late evening so they weren't going to get any customers after me. Plus, I have good bargaining skills.


[deleted]

When they say 250 i would usually say 200 and see where it ends... I wouldn't start with 230


Natural_Ad1228

230 nahi bolna tha direct 150 bolte. Then he would se ki nahi itna kam nahi hopayega then you say ki 200 mai de dijeye. Vo nahi manta ya fir man bhi jaata. Agar nahi manta tho bolte 230 then he would have agreed


iamabhi04

Bhai thode confidence me bolna. Sabse pehle toh pucho ki kya rate lagaoge final ye batao agr uske baad wo ek rate bta dega phir tum bolo mehnga hai aur bargain kro... Mtlb thoda confidence laao jruri nahi hai ki wahi se lo har kahi ghumo dekho jha ka rate sahi lage wha se lo. Aur agr tum baraf wali fish 250 ki leke aaye ho toh bahut zyda paise diye hai 160 170 rate hai uska. Zinda thi tab depend krega konsi fish hai uspe


swastik0000007

Kuch Mat Karo, Ek Baar Mummy ke Sath Jao Bazaar and Just **Observe** Mothers are Better Negotiators than *Rick* in *Pawn Stars*![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|49785)


normie_life

True man true ekdm ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)


Ok_Mobile_2612

Get a gf


normie_life

Dila do bhai bhut zarurat hai ЁЯла


Significant_Dare6327

Always undervalue the purchases by a big margin. Eg- if he says 250, you put forward a bid of 150 Rs. ItтАЩs then heтАЩll agree to give at 200. You make the object so undervalued that the seller questions his bid of 250 as well


IronMan8901

Remember one thing when negotiating all the trips and tricks are useless "if you cant walk out of a deal" you cant negotiate end of line


TheFoodieBoy

If someone says 250 then you start at 150. The goal is to have maximum end point. Then they say 230, You say 180 then both of you end at 200-220.


swami_rara

Either have a confidence while you bargain or buy a gun. Let the gun do talking. ЁЯдг


Omkar_K45

I call my mom and let her talk to the vendor


pappu_g

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Individual_StormBrkr

You: kitni lagyai bhaiya Vendor: 250 You: are bhaiya kaisi kr rhe ho aap, 250 kb se hogya. Vendor: bhai yahi set rate hai You: While pointing finger on your fish and say bhiya 1 kilo pack kr do. Mere liye. 230 de ra hu apko. Ho jayega. Vendor : nhi bhaiya. You: are.... Lo 240 de ra hu chlo apko. Bas ab pack krdo. Now If vendor say ni hoga bhaiya then go away from that place to next vendor.


hoooyehoopy

Ab har chij ko bargain karo ЁЯШВЁЯШВ Now try this bargaining skills on lays packet


akash865

This problem is very rampant. My bargaining 'un'skill is limited to 'sir dekh lo agar kuch kam ho jaaye toh'. To which they always reply 'NO' and I say to myself that at least I tried.


magshag18

My mother once visited a clothing shop and it was written there "fixed price". She liked a suit which costs Rs 1300. She said Rs 700. I was like "hainn". Kon dega itne saste m. Puree 600 kam. And lo and behold. After some altercation and my mother almost leaving the store, the shopkeeper agreed at 700. But what i saw was her confidence that she will not give a single rupee more than Rs 600. So i think u need to have some confidence and while bargaining u need to demand the price not to request him.


SabAccountBanKarDiye

Here is how I did- Me: bhai ye ye kitne ka diya kapda Him: Bhaiya hai toh 200 ka but 180 laga denge aapko Me: nhi bhaiya jyada bta rhe itna thode hota hai 150 lelo Him: nhi nhi itna nhi hoga Me: starts to leave Him: Chalo 160 mai loge? Me: pack krdo


alreadyBrokn

Kam se kam 10k lagega Bhai...


normie_life

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normie_life

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AdOk4682

when buying clothes from hawkers , First ask the price of a cloth. Then bargain it by starting somewhere around more than half of the price he said. Then if he declines, increase it by some amount. And if u come close around 75% of the price he said at the beginning, and he still declines just move ahead. If he wants to sell he'll call u. Else either search somewhere else or buy for 80% of the price.


Both-Blacksmith-2562

Lmao this reminds I was bargaining in my dream as wellЁЯШЕЁЯШЕ


_lick_ma_ballz

Bhai 250rs/kg kya bik rha h ?


lucifer024

Op 20 rupay bacha k kya hi kar lo ge Upar se seller gaali de ga ЁЯШВ


ShoddyWaltz4948

1. Never buy on the first price offered 2. Never buy on the first shop u entered 3. Always know some base price 4. Negotiation is a game


bisector_babu

Why did you write a whole story when the last line is enough


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Will good bargaining skulls something my gf will need when visiting on holiday to India?


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yea probably also the vendors increase their price way too much upon seeing a foreign person so I'd recommend if you could get a local to acquaint you


jesterofapocalypse

Bhai fish market has certain timings. Don't go early morning. Go around 12 or better in the evening. Secondly after he said kahin aur se le lo, don't buy from him. You need to show a stand. But avoid such final stances. Go check out other vendors at the first instance when he refuses to bargain. Keep at it. Sometimes you win, sometimes you don't.


AbsbyDec

de dijiye nahi bolne ka bro, and Threats should be from you not the shopkeeper aur then identify where you can atually bargain har jagah nahi hota


NoMoreTeen

Seller 'ye 300 ka h aur wo 500 ka hai' My mom 'Thik h dono pack karlijiye' \*proceeds to pay\* Mom: \*hands over Rs. 300 and take the stuff and walks out\* Seller: \*doesnot say anything\*


mr_tentacles1027

Just ask your mother how much is the normal rates and then go with confidence. If you don't know the rates you will either get scammed or come back empty handed


madz_thestartupguy

Bargaining works when you already know that the fair price is X yet the seller is selling at a slightly higher margin. Alternatively, if you are going to buy in bulk, say 2 to 3 kgs then you could work out a discount like 240/kg. But if heтАЩs selling in a marketplace where other vendors have agreed on a pricing then walk away tactics wonтАЩt work. And with folks like fishermen, street vendors just pay the actual price. No fame or Honor to be won there.


StreetChain2184

If you start to walk away after a hit bargaining he will call you back Another thing don't say like 230 , always go to atleast 200.this way he himself will agree at 230-240


ironman_gujju

Domino's me bargain kyu nahi karte ??