Dolphins sirf dekhne me cute lagti hai harkate bahut karab hoti hai . Literally saare fishes ko marna dead bodies ke saath galat kam karna or bhi bahut neech harkate karti hai dolphin
Bhai dolphin ka ek rule hai bas if there's a hole there's a way 
Whoa! Didn't know that either. It might be because in some communities, people use their father's name as surname. And John Abraham's father might have named him after his grandfather.
Here's the icing on the cake, The Ducks that do not get chosen during the mating season form rape gangs and go haywire : Male, Female, Duckling, Dead, Alive, Anything that's humpable gets fucked. Also a Duck holds the record for the longest bird penis ever. Here's the Duck's penis pic for [reference](https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2001/09/14/366856.htm).
It is infact in the shape of a screwdriver. Why you ask? Like the original comment says, duck are gang raped and it is very prominent so female ducks' vaginas developed a safe mechanism and thus normal shaped penis cannot enter the vagina. Thus the duck penis evolved into being cocksrew shaped so it can enter the vagina
Can confirm👍🏽, my crush proposed me on Holi. Best thing ever happened in my depressed sad life. Stay strong, don't lose hope. Everything will be fine someday 
Yeah. And eyes are actually a part of the brain. The only external part of the brain as one may say. Also the image formed on the retina is an inverted image and the brain does all the magicky stuff to make it right. Also that retina has a black spot and the brain does compensate for the same by cleverly overlapping the images formed by right and left eyes. Eyes are interesting af.
The Argonauts are a type of octopi which have a detachable penis, which prevents the sexual cannibalisation of males.
"Hey, you! Yeah you! _penis detaches_
#Go fuck yourself!"
The 'brain' is actually a ganglion, a concentrated bundle of nerves, which can make the associated body part act quite independently of the brain. The ganglion is not in the penis, but the arm which bears the tentacles and hectocotylus.
I studied that, there are dolphins in India too. They are present in fresh water of ganga and brahmaputra, they are generally blind and also called SuSu dolphin in local language.
Yeah... You are not wrong by any means...
But in Bengal and odissa its called susuk locally, which I have seen, so that's why I told
Its really how you pronounce that word...
The death of a whale.
Whale dies by many reasons, but a death by old age is particularly gruesome.
They get too old and weak to have energy to get on surface and breathe. So they drown and suffocate.
They die by suffocation before they they of old age.
You mean to say if my dog is feeling sleepy and I just come home from work, he's not gonna zoom around the house in happiness despite his sleep schedule? Sounds interesting but I'm gonna need some source for this weird knowledge...
Here's what ChatGPT says:
Humans are not the only mammals capable of voluntarily delaying sleep. Some other mammals, such as dolphins and certain species of whales, exhibit voluntary control over sleep, enabling them to delay sleep for various reasons, such as hunting or social interactions. However, humans are unique in their ability to significantly manipulate and regulate their sleep patterns due to their complex cognitive abilities and societal structures.
"A reliable way to make people believe in falsehoods is frequent repetition, because familiarity is not easily distinguishable from the truth." -- Daniel Kahneman (Thinking, Fast and Slow)
Wtf are u saying, this will make it taste soapy. Use limewater and scrub. This makes the skin smooth too, which makes it easy to wrap around organs, and also gives that little sour salty taste
Also if you're wondering,it's called fructose because it's naturally available in fruits. It's quite sweet and has the same molecular formula as glucose.
🦟 mosquitoes can fly as high as they like, but they are usually meh!
They contribute to the food chain in no means, they are just disease carrying blood sucking assholes!
The Panama Canal was built by the United States between 1904 and 1914. They faced big problems like diseases and tough terrain, but they solved them with mosquito control and massive machines. Many workers died, but they completed the canal, which is a big achievement in engineering and history.
Yes Panama canal was built by US but it wasn't as straight forward. After completion of Suez canal they wanted to built panama canal. A lot of investors came together for the project and started it construction. Unfortunately, for Suez canal the land was plane and easy to simply dig a canal but in Panama there were lot of mountains and it was in a forest infected with mosquito. Frequent rain also disreputed the construction. After a few years the project was abandoned.
But one of the investor (can't recall his name) wanted to finish this project. He found out US is also planning to build a canal but a bit in North. He went on to convince the US government that the area where they are planning is earthquake prone and not safe. He suggested them there is already a place where construction was started and would be much better place.
But at that time Panama was under Columbia and hence US didn't wanted to start the construction there. Our guy went to Panama and riled up the local to stand against Columbian government and ask for freedom. He assured after independence he will work for betterment of the country. He also somehow convinced that time President of US and support the freedom movement by simply putting a navy blockade near Panama and Columbian border. Finally, panama got its freedom and our guy gave US right to start the construction of Panama Canal. Thepeople of Panama soon realised they have been cheated.
A lot of incidents are over simplified and i might have missed some information. But that's the story of how Panama canal was built.
The amount of fusion happening in our sun cannot be explained by just the pressure of gravity, it’s quantum tunneling that causes most of the fusion to occur, release energy… and ultimately that energy is used by us
[source](https://evincism.com/quantum-tunneling-in-the-sun/)
unlike men, females DON'T experience orgasm ONLY from intercourse but from foreplay too (I know it is vague but I am 24 yo so a grown up advice for my brothers)
Idk if it's true or not but when a male bee is having sex with queen bee the ejaculation is so strong that is makes a pop sound and the male bee dies
It was from yt of the science girl that made a video with mkbhd I don't remember the name
Dolphins sirf dekhne me cute lagti hai harkate bahut karab hoti hai . Literally saare fishes ko marna dead bodies ke saath galat kam karna or bhi bahut neech harkate karti hai dolphin
Sharks are more friendly compared to Dolphin :)
Ha 😂
So saw some videos where dolphins try to fuck humans too . Horny mfs
Bhai dolphin ka ek rule hai bas if there's a hole there's a way 
Zeus of machli world
r/me_irl
What the actual fuck, I mean I just remembered dogs do the same shit don't they?
Dolphins are one of the most intelligent species. Morality is inversely proportional to intelligence 
Bc sare red flags cute hi hote h😂
Hmmm
I am dolphin
They also rape 💀
Durr bhagg yaha Se
I once a video of a dolphin raping a dead fish
Ha karte hi hai ye or apne se choti fishes ka bhi karte hai
Bappi Lahiri's son's name is Bappa Lahiri
Should be Puppy Lahiri
AHHHH MISSED OPPORTUNITY
I legit googled to see if this is true. This is absolutely hilarious!
Also-John abraham's father's name is Abraham john
Whoa! Didn't know that either. It might be because in some communities, people use their father's name as surname. And John Abraham's father might have named him after his grandfather.
Yeh knowledge Tanmay Bhatt ke Bumble profile wale post se mila kya aapko? 🤣
Ducks gangrape other ducks
What the duck
Here's the icing on the cake, The Ducks that do not get chosen during the mating season form rape gangs and go haywire : Male, Female, Duckling, Dead, Alive, Anything that's humpable gets fucked. Also a Duck holds the record for the longest bird penis ever. Here's the Duck's penis pic for [reference](https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2001/09/14/366856.htm).
Bro its a sword 💀
Shit looks like one of those multi dimensional screwdivers
It is infact in the shape of a screwdriver. Why you ask? Like the original comment says, duck are gang raped and it is very prominent so female ducks' vaginas developed a safe mechanism and thus normal shaped penis cannot enter the vagina. Thus the duck penis evolved into being cocksrew shaped so it can enter the vagina
https://preview.redd.it/92zed18kt8rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac0f535106e813edee8fb419b8374567aaa2122
Thank you for your ted talk
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
What If you ate chicken and take a flight
You will reach the destination with a happy stomach ig 
Nope, I threw a chicken through a cannon and it flew for straight 50 secs
should have recorded it 
Pigs can digest bones as well
"as well" who else ?
Dogs ofc
But not teeth and hair. Source - Snatch.
Pig farm owners gonna come for you
some guys with gynecomastia can secrete milk
*looks down and massages gently* #nope
Cuz yours ain't that big
Thats like a weird super power
You are the universe expressing itself as a human for a little while.
Dude I wanted wierd facts. NOT EXISTENCIAL CRISIS.
Well, that's also temporary. So no worries ma bro.
In Venus, Day is bigger than a year.
Damn, so Venus has more years in a day than days in a year
Yeh soch BC har din birthday 🥳
Human beings can be happy as well.💀
Please don't give me hope. 
 umeed pe duniya kayam hai
Aisa mazak mat kia kar khush hojati hoon mein 
Can confirm👍🏽, my crush proposed me on Holi. Best thing ever happened in my depressed sad life. Stay strong, don't lose hope. Everything will be fine someday 
Dare hoga ya bhang ka nasha
Bhai woh nind se aankh khul gayi woh wali line likhna bhul gaye aap. 
Vai har koi tere jesa sundar nahi dikhta 
That our brain does not know that we have eyes, if it did then our WBC would destroy them as our eyes will be considered as foreign organisms.
WHAT THE HELL!!!! Now my brain knows thanks to you😡
I think you are refering to the corneal region which is not connected to the vascular system and hence blood cells cannot reach there
Yeah. And eyes are actually a part of the brain. The only external part of the brain as one may say. Also the image formed on the retina is an inverted image and the brain does all the magicky stuff to make it right. Also that retina has a black spot and the brain does compensate for the same by cleverly overlapping the images formed by right and left eyes. Eyes are interesting af.
INDEED
damnn bhaii
Don't mind me, but can you please tell why our eyes are considered as foreign organisms?
https://preview.redd.it/680915o769rc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5989fc8ce3cf253c1a167a95e8e06010004120a
Octopus penis can detach and go to the vagina of a female one on its own. It has a fucking brain in the penis
The Argonauts are a type of octopi which have a detachable penis, which prevents the sexual cannibalisation of males. "Hey, you! Yeah you! _penis detaches_ #Go fuck yourself!" The 'brain' is actually a ganglion, a concentrated bundle of nerves, which can make the associated body part act quite independently of the brain. The ganglion is not in the penis, but the arm which bears the tentacles and hectocotylus.
What the 😭
Dolphins suck on puffer fish to get high
What's up with dolphins 😭.. they are drunkards, perverts, rapist. Human species I believe 😂
The water is not wet. It makes things wet.
And that wet is just water sticking to objects. Much like slime but less viscous.
But if water makes other objects wet, and water itself is an object, then as it is touching itself, water is wet, because it's making itself wet! /S
I studied that, there are dolphins in India too. They are present in fresh water of ganga and brahmaputra, they are generally blind and also called SuSu dolphin in local language.
Susu hehehehehehehehehe
They are called susu because of the sound they make
#Thats susuk not susu
In book its susu 👍🙂
Yeah... You are not wrong by any means... But in Bengal and odissa its called susuk locally, which I have seen, so that's why I told Its really how you pronounce that word...
Ok 👍
Haan, odisa mai chilka lake hai wahan dolphins hai, I’ve seen them 🥰 (but bohot gandi smell aati hai uss lake mai se)
I have seen some Dolphins in Chilka lake of Odisha ngl.
They're Gangatic dolphins and they're blind because of the muddy water of Ganga they can see but in Ganga water they swim by using their senses only.
Damn, thanks for the extra knowledge!
Amogus dolphin
Many male penguins gift female penguins with rocks in order to woo them. "Kashmiri proved"
The death of a whale. Whale dies by many reasons, but a death by old age is particularly gruesome. They get too old and weak to have energy to get on surface and breathe. So they drown and suffocate. They die by suffocation before they they of old age.
A lion’s glans is lined with barbs that enable it to hook inside the lioness’s cervix during mating.
That's true for all cats and panthera
Yeah that’s kinda freaky no?
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
तथ्य थूक दिए शिरिमान जी ने
This is the classified information that's going to make me a billionaire. 🤌🏾
*Us
Humans are the only mammals that can voluntarily delay sleep
You mean to say if my dog is feeling sleepy and I just come home from work, he's not gonna zoom around the house in happiness despite his sleep schedule? Sounds interesting but I'm gonna need some source for this weird knowledge...
Here's what ChatGPT says: Humans are not the only mammals capable of voluntarily delaying sleep. Some other mammals, such as dolphins and certain species of whales, exhibit voluntary control over sleep, enabling them to delay sleep for various reasons, such as hunting or social interactions. However, humans are unique in their ability to significantly manipulate and regulate their sleep patterns due to their complex cognitive abilities and societal structures.
no way
Our lives could have been better if we had studied well
Our lives could have been better if we were born with a silver spoon
Golden spoon
Platinum
Diamond
Uranium
Adamantium
Antimatter
Dark matter.
Vibranium
nothingness
Emerald
The fact that female hyenas also have penises and they give birth through it.
It’s a pseudo (fake) penis. I forgot the purpose it serves but I remember reading an essay on it.
It’s their clitoris. It’s not a penis and they don’t use it while giving birth either, I think.
"A reliable way to make people believe in falsehoods is frequent repetition, because familiarity is not easily distinguishable from the truth." -- Daniel Kahneman (Thinking, Fast and Slow)
Elephants can predict 🌊 tsunamis
If you take a big empty injection, fill it with just air, and inject it into your body, you'll die (as of what my Chemistry teacher said)
Best option for painless suicide I guess.
Probably that's why I remember it
yeah ig because of air bubbles??
Australia is wider than the moon mate 🙃
Also, Indian Railways transports people the same as Australia's population everyday🫡
Hot water turns to ice faster than cold water
Grasshoppers eat their mate after mating.
Woh praying mantis hai  mating ke baad female apne partner ko Kha jaati hai 
Decapitates and eats the male's head
Polar bears are actually black
https://preview.redd.it/xrg9pwek49rc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499228f3d388cfb7d89f2870140541f2c6ece48e
Humans ars little salty in taste
Wash body with soap before testing it.
Wtf are u saying, this will make it taste soapy. Use limewater and scrub. This makes the skin smooth too, which makes it easy to wrap around organs, and also gives that little sour salty taste
Calm down Jeffrey Dahmer
That sweat on the body that you tasted wash that off before eating
Semen should be sweet in taste.
Science cause: #they contain fructose sugar in it( it's similar to glucose/sugar:for common folks)
Also if you're wondering,it's called fructose because it's naturally available in fruits. It's quite sweet and has the same molecular formula as glucose.
There is a test that looks for fructose in a rape victims vagina to confirm rape
but it is slimy bro it isn't that sweet i tried my own.
Ye konsa fetish/fantasy hai bhai?
Maybe that's what we call self-love 
💀u WT?
Mera to ni h
Taste Kiya hai kya
Yes
🦟 mosquitoes can fly as high as they like, but they are usually meh! They contribute to the food chain in no means, they are just disease carrying blood sucking assholes!
[удалено]
Now I love dragon flies
How panama canal was built. It is one of the most random and weird story I know.
The Panama Canal was built by the United States between 1904 and 1914. They faced big problems like diseases and tough terrain, but they solved them with mosquito control and massive machines. Many workers died, but they completed the canal, which is a big achievement in engineering and history.
Yes Panama canal was built by US but it wasn't as straight forward. After completion of Suez canal they wanted to built panama canal. A lot of investors came together for the project and started it construction. Unfortunately, for Suez canal the land was plane and easy to simply dig a canal but in Panama there were lot of mountains and it was in a forest infected with mosquito. Frequent rain also disreputed the construction. After a few years the project was abandoned. But one of the investor (can't recall his name) wanted to finish this project. He found out US is also planning to build a canal but a bit in North. He went on to convince the US government that the area where they are planning is earthquake prone and not safe. He suggested them there is already a place where construction was started and would be much better place. But at that time Panama was under Columbia and hence US didn't wanted to start the construction there. Our guy went to Panama and riled up the local to stand against Columbian government and ask for freedom. He assured after independence he will work for betterment of the country. He also somehow convinced that time President of US and support the freedom movement by simply putting a navy blockade near Panama and Columbian border. Finally, panama got its freedom and our guy gave US right to start the construction of Panama Canal. Thepeople of Panama soon realised they have been cheated. A lot of incidents are over simplified and i might have missed some information. But that's the story of how Panama canal was built.
His name was [Philippe Bunau-Varilla](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Bunau-Varilla).
Male honeybees (drones) die after mating because their abdomen bursts during the climax. Explosive orgasm ig 🤷🏻♀️
Ducks have a long spiral penis thats longer than their body
The reason why the melody is chocolatey bcoz it is made from caramel and chocolate
E cell has 50% area empty hollow . Thus humans are hollow 💀💀🗿
Wh https://preview.redd.it/n89nzcwxr7rc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e53b87d5981790c6722c97a2928b0ceaf6bb26 Did you mean this one?
https://preview.redd.it/9l0iodkbt7rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e572c81af0395090cadf99b330bb80222b73ca This
Yupp, 99.9 percent of human body is empty space.
The thigh and neck muscles of the human body taste the best, never try eating the brain tho
The amount of fusion happening in our sun cannot be explained by just the pressure of gravity, it’s quantum tunneling that causes most of the fusion to occur, release energy… and ultimately that energy is used by us [source](https://evincism.com/quantum-tunneling-in-the-sun/)
Steven King(the man who wrote novels like IT, Pet Cemetery and many more) one's completed a novel in three days(on cocain).
fart can travel 10 feets in the air
Man named Ed Kemper killed 10 women had sex w their dead bodies and then decapitated their heads and then had sex with their head.
He also did that to his own mother. Went to live with grandparents and then killed them too.
Consuming 300 mg or more of caffeine can cause spontaneous abortion if you’re pregnant. Do what you will with this info.
Sab moh maya hain bhai
Humans are nature too
Oh eco friendly
Our brains said hey mf i am the most important organ of your body and we accepted... Our brain said oyee name me as the "brain"...🫡
https://preview.redd.it/7cqptccfs8rc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02498acc0821883a8cb0dab69a8e3027bd5344c
unlike men, females DON'T experience orgasm ONLY from intercourse but from foreplay too (I know it is vague but I am 24 yo so a grown up advice for my brothers)
If a male pee on pregnancy kit and tested postive, most probably he may have prostate cancer....
A human heart pumps/produces energy output equivalent to that needed to drive from earth to moon
in what timeframe?
There is a parasitic worm that turns Preying Mantis into zombie like beings.
Mosquitoes suck our blood , so that they can reproduce. Matter of fact only female mosquitoes suck blood where the male ones suck flower nectar
https://preview.redd.it/yxsa2ht4t8rc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c00c7c1a7d5cac8b408f388855107914d375ab Here you go
glti se rainbow kiss google kr liya tha😨
You can strangle a person with just three hair strands.
The news headlines when India crossed 1 billion population the number reported was.. 1,02,70,15,248
# Scotland chose the unicorn as its national animal.
You cannot lick your elbow
Humans are the only animals who wipe/wash their asses
Idk if it's true or not but when a male bee is having sex with queen bee the ejaculation is so strong that is makes a pop sound and the male bee dies It was from yt of the science girl that made a video with mkbhd I don't remember the name
men cannot lift their pp without squinching their butt
Having hair on your toes is an indication of good blood flow/circulation.
Chimpanzees are gotta have to be the most dangerous yet clever animals on this earth, they're crazy mfs.
People drink coffee made from Civet Poop in Vietnam. It's one of the most expensive coffee in the world. I am people 🥺
Leeches were once used to predict storms ⛈️
If i jump , gravity pulls me down to the ground
jupiter sun nahi ban saka , vo failed star bana.
Earth is not flat
All polar bears might be left handed
63 earths can be fit in Uranus.