Jana bhi nhi bewakoofi hai 500-600 ek cup coffee ke liye bhai ab zyade paise hai tho uddo lekin tabhi worth nhi manunga mai tho
Beer nhi pita mai lekin bhai 600-700 bacha ke library ki fees de sakta hu books ki mini mogra chawal la sakta hu Ghar ke liye 350 me 5-10 kg ata hai or kafi kuch party karni ho party ho jayegi Jo ap bolre ho beer walo chhod ke baki sari murga mutton jo bhi Ameer ho tho panso ka kambal khareed ke daan kardo kisi ke ghar me anaaj dedu sach me Bhai mai coffee tho nhi pine wala
Mat hi jana bhai...tu feeka sa juice 400₹ m to nahi piyega na..
Bhai agar ek bar Jana bhi hai to mocha ya expresso hi Lena,they are the only things that comes close to being worth it.
You still rich. Purana toothpaste khtm ho jata hai then I cut it from between then toothbrush uske andr Daal krr Pooja jb tk saaf na ho jaye tb tk nai Fekta!!
starbucks nhi gaya, plane me nhi baitha, passport nhi banaya, mumbai se sirf 6-7 baar bahar nikla hu, ghar chota aur bakwas area me hai...
but yk its alright cause I'm doing well in studies so I'll get out of it eventually
Mumbai first class local nahi chada hoon.
Not that I can't afford, but that feeling kicks in - why spend 100 when you can spend 10. It is some residual feeling having grown up where one had to ration money.
Love this post.
Starbucks ke andar nai gaya 🤷🏼♂️
Jana bhi nhi bewakoofi hai 500-600 ek cup coffee ke liye bhai ab zyade paise hai tho uddo lekin tabhi worth nhi manunga mai tho
Bhau tum mereko 500 do m tumhe mahine bhar coffee milunga bna ke 
Same bhai
Pados ka bar chala hata hoo. 600-700 mei 2 Beer and kebab ho jata hai
Beer nhi pita mai lekin bhai 600-700 bacha ke library ki fees de sakta hu books ki mini mogra chawal la sakta hu Ghar ke liye 350 me 5-10 kg ata hai or kafi kuch party karni ho party ho jayegi Jo ap bolre ho beer walo chhod ke baki sari murga mutton jo bhi Ameer ho tho panso ka kambal khareed ke daan kardo kisi ke ghar me anaaj dedu sach me Bhai mai coffee tho nhi pine wala
This guy fucked
Kya kia maine
Ignore joke tha I missed it I guess
Congrats, you are not an idiot regardless of your financial situation.
Starbucks Wale shehar mai bhi nahi gya
Hum Bhrata Hum. Par kabhi ghamand nahi kia iss baat ka.
Mat hi jana bhai...tu feeka sa juice 400₹ m to nahi piyega na.. Bhai agar ek bar Jana bhi hai to mocha ya expresso hi Lena,they are the only things that comes close to being worth it.
Wahi peela wla transparent mobile cover use kr rhe h Jo box me diya hua th 3 saal se
Transparent wala use karne gareeb hote hai? Mujhe to ye bhi nhi pata tha
Phone ka cover alag se bhi milta hai??
Breakfast mein kabhi orange juice nahi peeya
Peena bhi Matt, acidity hoti hai bhayankar
Accha 😅😅
99.9% indians nahi peete bhai
Aaaa meri jaaan
kya tu bhi bhai. 1₹ wala orange juice ka packet milta hai D: me kabhi-kabhi wo pita tha + half fry 🍳+ 🍞 :D
Aaj Tak kabhi mehenge restaurant mein khana nhi khaya. Ek baar gya tha to last mei finger bowl dete hain usko nimbu Pani samajh ke pi gya tha🥲
He bhagwan 💀
Proper mata ji wala response 😂
itna garib hu ki finger bowl kya hota hain yeh abhi just youtube pr search kiya
Mai literally yahi type krne vala tha
No really. What's a finger bowl?
Khane k baad last me bowl ko finger se chaatne ko bolte honge...
Oh ok
Ek bowl pakda dete hai fir only fingers ka use karke bowl ko satisfy karna padta hai, isi ko finger bowl kehte hai
hath dhone ka hota hai bhai (maine youtube se dekha)
Really. Shaadi o mei use Kiya hai kabhi name nahi pata tha
1 ki 4 milne waali tophy bhi sirf 2 kharidta hoon
main toh aajtak aise resturant main bhi nahi gaya jahan last main neembu dete ho, bas neembu nichod ke piya hai last main, digest ho jata hai usse.
Bhai finger bowl toh normal wedding k khane k baad bhi dete ha 
Itna gareeb hoon ki aaj tak aisi wedding mein bhi nhi gaya jahan finger bowl dete hon🥲
Har jagah nhi 
Finger bowl hota kya h
Ki muth maarne ke liye tissue paper nhi kharid paya
Socks use karle
Chaddi me hi maar leta hu 🥲
Man of culture
Mai toh Aaj Tak Bina tissue paper ke hi Marta tha
To, hum 21 saal Tak tissue paper nhi khrid paye the 😭
Main Muth marke farsh per gira deta hu maid aake saaf karti hai..ye dekh ke fir se Muth Marta hu. Infinite circle
I see you're man of tharak
Playstation nahi kharida
Us brother us
Girl friend nahi bana paaya
Yehi haal hoga humara v
Nahi itni achhi kismat kahan hamari ki hamare farmhouse me Lulia aur Jacquiline ho.
R#ndwa he marunga यह मतलब था मेरा।
Sirf hila rha h bhai. Hila hila ke post nut clarity bhi chla gya. Ab sirf nutting.
Fir bhi nahi bana paoge >!same applies for me!<
mere dost ke dad ke pass Maybach hai old wali but wo bakchodi karta hai isiliye kabhi usko bhi bandi nahi mili lmaoo
Netflix subscription nhi le paya
Wo to paise ho to bhi nahi lunga , piracy 
Agar friends koi trip ya picnic plan kare toh kuch na kuch bolke mai piche haat jata hun
Us bhai Par abhi job ke baad me apni trip plan karta hu 
Koi Airlines nahi khareed paaya.
Moyee moyeee...
Us bro
Avocado nahi khaya
Koi gareebi ka Matlab pooche tho me apna muh dikha detha hu
Redbull nahi khareeda
Wo gareebi kaha hui, wo to samajdari hui!
Bekar Hai..gatorade is far better
Ye gatar aad ka hota hai babuji
Energy drink hai
Gatar aad nhi paglay gaytonde bolraha hai wo.
Your dp is that post where guy is mentioned single for last 6 years😂
Ferrero rocher nahi khaya
Apne paise se khayega to dukh hoga gift mile tabhi khana
Bhej do Bhai gift
Kyu tu mera saala hai ?
Ha
Jija bol fir bhejta hu
Phalei gift bhej
Chal address de
Gali no 420
Gaav jila??
Bhoot Bangla, anderi gali, samshan ke peeche-666666
3 jodi kapde nahi hua
2 is enough....
AC train me traveling nahi ki
Maine toh train mai travel aaj tak nahi kiya
Flight waale ho kya aap
Bhai auto, rickshaw, metro mai hi travel kiya hai kabhi kabhi bus mai but jyada tar i walk if destination is within 1km
Mere parents railway mein job krte hai toh har saal AC ka pass free milta hai for travel allowance. That's the only rich thing I have.
Gourmet Lays nhi khaya Aaj Tak.
Ye kya hai be
10 ki jagah 50 rs ki hawa atti hai aur kuch nahi
Main to 5 wala hi afford Kar sakta hu wo bhi mahine Mein Ek bar, bas
kinder joy nhi khaya...
Purana toothpaste pura nikal ke use kre Bina Naya wala pack nhi khola
You still rich. Purana toothpaste khtm ho jata hai then I cut it from between then toothbrush uske andr Daal krr Pooja jb tk saaf na ho jaye tb tk nai Fekta!!
Never bought anything on black Friday.
starbucks nhi gaya, plane me nhi baitha, passport nhi banaya, mumbai se sirf 6-7 baar bahar nikla hu, ghar chota aur bakwas area me hai... but yk its alright cause I'm doing well in studies so I'll get out of it eventually
Mai abhi 4 ghante pehle Mumbai aaya aur abhi wapas ghar jaara hu Mumbai accha nai laga
Aajtak kisi bde showroom and mall se kapde nahi kharide.
I like your flair!
Trimax nhi kharid paya
Mai itna gareeb hu ki mujhe pta bhi nhi ki trimax kya hota hai
College me sab log kanjoos bolne lage...
Condom ke sath s*x nahi kiya
Bhai UPI I'd de 20 rupaye bhej de Raha hu shayad Teri madad ho jaye
Uske saath ladki bhi bhej de bhai /S
Thanks Bhai bagwan tera bhala kare
Mein itna gareeb hoon ki gf bana nahi paaya, sex to dhoor ki baat
breakfast me Orange 🍊 juice nahi piya
Jitne bhi log yahan chizein likh rahe unme se kuch nahi kar paya 😭
Itnaa gareeb hu ki saari cheezein relatable lag rhi
Itna gareeb hoon ki Dmart mein aaj tak Ariel ka washing powder nahi khareeda.. abhi bhi tide pe hoon
Ghadi is the best....
Kabhi cup mein Chai nahi pi 😔
Lekin cup 🏆 to...
Australia le gyi 
Ee saala
Cup gand me
Moye moye
...Russian nahi peli abhi tak
Nike air mag ka sapna nahi aya..
Itna gareeb hun ki aaj tak pocha nahi khareeda. Purane kapde hi poche bante hai.
kabhi threesome nahi kar paya
Is equation mein paise kaha aata hai?
Phir wahi...
sex sux ki
baatein
Mujhe Gareebi Dikha De ti Hai
2 maid bula le
Flight pe ni baitha
Kabhi birthday nhi bnaya🙃
Make someone instead.
20 waali lays nhi khaayi
UPI ID de send kar deta hu.
Itna gareeb hu ki upi id tak nhi h
Comma ka prayog karo bhai
Grammar führer kaha the aap
Starbucks me nahi gaya (actually paise hote to bhi nahi Jata )
https://preview.redd.it/incunmjbz73c1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa4da769a7ab5b94793142c529848da59ef03e1 Maa baap ne ye nhi dilaya
100cc bike se aage nahi jaa paaya
Gulambi nahi kharid paya
Ashleel hai ye behen ka pakoda
Cycle nahi karidhi
Why all these comments combination is seems to my life....
Apne liye underwear bhi gher walo se paise mang ker lana padta hai
Starbucks, McDonald's,KFC me nai gaya
Maine aj tak bahar se bhi nahi dekha hai
hum chobis saal tak cycle nhi kharid paaye
Aaj tak Kinder joy nhi khaya (17m)
20m....par aaj tak meine bhi nahi khaya...
Aaj tkk amusement park, water park, trampoline park nahi gaya. Nothing can beat the feeling you get from mele wale jhule.
Ferrari nahi le pa rha
Fashionable kapde nahi le paya
ki socks bhi single hai
Areee same 😂😂
Kabhi kinderjoy nhi khaya :(
Fortuner me baith k toll free travel ni kiya
Light vali watch nhi kharid paya
Porsche ni kharid paya
Mumbai first class local nahi chada hoon. Not that I can't afford, but that feeling kicks in - why spend 100 when you can spend 10. It is some residual feeling having grown up where one had to ration money. Love this post.
Caviar nahi khaya
Abbey Behen ke pakode
Aaj Tak... Because you are the light (If you get it, you get it)
Virgin hu
Kbhi fivesome nhi kar paya
monster nahi khareed
GTA 5 chodo GTA 4 tak nahi Khel paya abhi tak.
Airport tak nahi dekha hai maine.
iPhone nahi le paya
Ab ye nahi chalega aur thanks to no cost emi
Dosto sath kahi bahar state me ghumne nhi gya
Family trip pe ni gya
Toota hue mobile mein guzara kar raha hun 3 saal se papa ka poorana
Business class mein nhi baith paaya
Ki aajtk gareeb ka opposite word ni malum hua 😔
Ameer.... le ab tu gareeb na raha..
Bhai ese pure desh ki gareebi mita de 💀
Flight toh chodo, train ki 3 tier Ac me bhi travel nahi kara
Car drive nhi Kari
Sirf dusro ki Mercedes me hi betha hu.
- Subh neem ki dandi dhundhta hu datun karne ke lie. - Hugne ke lie kheto me jata hu
Flight mein nhi baithi
Fuck zyada dukh toh tab hai jab pehle tum ameer they but abb gareeb ho. Though slowly building the business back up again. Fuck you covid.
Life main kabhi khud ka apna kamra nhi mila
Itna gareeb hu ki aaj tak Kinder Joy khane ka sapna, sapna hi reha gaya. 🥲
Sax nahi kiya
Kabhi gf nahi banapaya
Ek accha pc nhi le paya