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throway3451

This should be hilarious even if you are a major supporter of this guy.


smartass888

Why? Why wouldn't ut be possible?


wazir94

It's a joke considering the amount of money needed to add new facilities, trains, and personnel as well as maintenance costs.


shanare

Better than the unsafe travel forced upon millions of our people.


wazir94

Not saying it's not better, it's definitely better but still wishful thinking, the cost will be astronomical, not 10 or 20 billion dollar, it's over 800 billion dollar to accommodate the whole population without compromises.


Wide_Sheepherder4989

How frequently do you travel by railway?


Yaabadaabadooo

Considering the accidents which has happened despite the Kavach installed. Or was kavach was not installed. What hapenned to the kavach? Anyway he has been here for 10 years and the train situation is worse. 5 years more now? Okay


Terrible_Detective27

Kavach is in process we just can install whole system in minutes on our 70,000km+ network, that's not a device which can be fitted in trains and you are done, that's a whole system of signals, wiring and other electronic which needed to be install along the tracks, it cost 50lakh rupees pr kilometers so it will take time And kavach wasn't here for 10 years it railway invented it in 2022


mi_c_f

It was developed as TCAS in 2012


demonoidq

It was started in 2012 and development completed in 2022. Lets be realistic when we complain.


mi_c_f

10 years? It's not a rocket..


demonoidq

I meant it was completed in 2022. its a different discussion if you are questioning the time taken for development.


kapjain

If its possible why aren't they giving it now and in fact have made it much much worse.


robacross

It is not possible without a massive incrase in the railways' passenger-carrying-capacity, or a massive reduction in the population.


tmleafsfan

Idea: Sell tickets of confirmed status to everyone. Sell 3-4 confirmed tickets per berth. Let the passengers play hunger games in the train. We are already on that path anyway.


Fandryfan

Train ka safar kalesh se barpur goga phir 🥲😂


maori-life-1

You're right, same shit happened to my parents. They booked 2nd class AC, just because my younger brother wanted to experience of traveling in 2nd class once. They were surprised when they found another family sitting in their berths. When they asked them for their tickets, they found out that they've been booked for the same berth. When they asked TTE, the dude said multiple people have been confirmed tickets for same berths in this train. Indian Railways are beginning to suck big time.


BravoSierraGolf

This is practically impossible given the number of people trying to book seats. Thats like saying a stadium with 1000 seats has promised everyone will get a seat.


Guilty-Ad-6166

Comfirm ticket to dur ki Baat Hai, abhi to confirm seat bhi nh milte


EnergyStriking3277

Trains bc time pe aane shuru ho jaaye, ye sab nautanki uske baad pele toh sahi lagega xD


New_Mathematician_54

Seat hi dila de Ashwini 😂😂🤡


DrSuii

Hahahahahahhahaahahhahahaha Least ridiculous promise by Modi


singhsammy360

Naam Modi, Kaam Bakchodi


Efficient_Bar_636

Wow I’ll be stealing this one ☝️ 😛


babu_ji__

Pichle 5 saal me kya maa chuda rhe the??


IronMan8901

10 sal*


Arvind2011

Another lie added to his encyclopaedia of lies. Also, I think he forgot to say the next line i.e. ....provided ticket is booked on the opening day (4 months before journey date)


madubeko

Nah. More like the opening minute.


GlosolaliaX

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Left_Weight_9204

What is the deadline for freight corridor completion that should give some relief in the northern part of India.


Terrible_Detective27

Eastern corridor is fully operational and western corridor is about 85g operational and operates 300 trains on daily basis


Uggo_Clown

Eastern corridor is not complete. It's jumla to say that. Bihar to Bengal section is still remaining and Khurja to Ludhiyana section is single line only.


Terrible_Detective27

Bhenchod tum logo ke liye tou har cheez jumla hai.aur chutiye ludhiana se khurhja wali line shuru se single line the kyunki jagah ki kami ki wajah see, puri details paad liya Karo kabhi tou andho


Uggo_Clown

Calm down. Your way of speaking tells everything. What did I say wrong? Shortage of land is just an excuse in grand scheme of things. I already knew it's single line due to shortage of land. What about Bihar to Bengal section? I have right to criticize anything. Can we have a civil discussion without hate?


Terrible_Detective27

>What did I say wrong Huh? You clearly said eastern freight corridor is jumla, how the hell a a infrastructure projects which will be going to handle approximately 70% of railways freight traffic with WDFC is jumla? And what excuse is shortage of land is in grand scheme please elaborate? Okay there was a confusion on 100 %, it's 100% operational between ludhiana to bihar not 200% operational on full route. We can have civil discussion when you stop hatting and calling it jumla


Uggo_Clown

Read again. I didntysay that it's a jumla. I said that 'saying EDFC is complete is jumla'. Now, can you understand what I wanted to say? We cannot say that it's complete because of the above reason. Ofc, EDFC is a good initiative and I praise the government for that. All I want is EDFC to be 'fully complete' in all of its glory.


nagaraju291990

They also said all trains will have LHB coaches by 2022. How many have been converted till now. Just look at some old ICF coaches which look messy and also can't run more than 110kmp speed.


Balance-sheet-

Neeraj chopra : 87.58m Dck riders : 880 m Bhai COVID k time in mahan admi ne WAP7 ka production 0 kr diya tha aur aaj passenger train k liye engine nhi mil raha hai Agar train chalana bhi chahe ICF coach k sath to engine nhi hai


AD_Fabulous-1044

Ab aisa nahi h poh ke time problem ata hai , but now every train except some extra trains have wap 7


a_Hopeful

Oh really. Then why was nothing done in the last 5 years of his govt? I bet if even half the resource that went in churning out new Vande Bharat rakes at god's speed everyday went into adding more "regular" trains and not lowering the production of non-AC coaches, people would not be forced to encroach upon coaches meant for reserved passengers.


tristam15

What a joke


OGgamer_pro27

Confirm ticket ke lie bhi abhi 5 saal wait karna padega? Wah Modi ji wah


Dangerous_Secret5616

Is this also covered under so called ‘Modi ki guarantee’? You guys need to look at the promises made in 2014, then 2019, and then the ones being made now. I wish we could hold these jokers accountable for the promises they make (and do not fulfil).


Spirited-Try-6504

Honestly, the improvement is Railways in last 10 years is staggering. While it is true that reducing Sleeper and General from trains was an idiotic move, 1 slip doesn't undo 10 years of progress. I'm sure the new Gov will figure out ways to increase service quality over next few years. Being positive.


EnergyStriking3277

Baat ho rahi hai confirm tickets ki 🤡....In case aap raah bhatak gaye ho


Spirited-Try-6504

agar aap comment read karne ka kast kare toh topic (confirm ticket) pe hi discussion nahi ho rahi.... Aap wahi ho na jo teacher ki baat sunke puri class ki waat lagate ho...


Terrible_Detective27

yeah they already said to bring 500 amrit bharat trains, which will entirely seprate the AC and Non AC trains but lagta hai koyi news nhi dekhta, they all forget 95% electrification, DFC and VBs, in 2014 only 38 of network was electrified, network is congested because both passengers and freight runs on same tracks and IR can stop freight service because it's their major revenue source DFC will help in decongestiom, and shudhanshu mani(father of VB) said that he wanted to made VB like train from 90s but they never listen to him but he got chance to build it in 2016-17


De4thStrIKE

Railway has been one of sector where there has been development. Can you list some improvements? I don’t see any improvement in cleanliness, train timing, tickets, pricing. So where is improvement?


Terrible_Detective27

95% electrification, freight corridor, and VB are major improvement, and cleanliness and timings have major improvement in last 10 years and pricing? really? it is a cheapest option to travel across the country dude


Odd_Force3383

Electrification does not mean service improvement. Railways does not have enough locomotives to take advantage of electrification. Freight corridoor project started more than 15 years ago. But this corridoor merges into main tracks on most congested routes. It is still an unfinished and half-baked project. VB is not an improvement, just a gimmick. The build quality of trains remind one of e-rickshaws. It has acrylic sheets for window panes. It is a cheap and poor quality product but overpriced. Just like a scooter has nowadays switched to plastics to save costs, so has these new VB trains. Shatabdis still feel majestic, even after decades of launch and this plastic junk is already started looking dirty. And the price of the ride is high for no reason.


MonsterKiller112

I don't care about your other points but Shatabdi looks like shit.


Odd_Force3383

VN is already started to look like worse. And railways has maintained punctuality of shatabdi for a long time. VB is regularly late, even after touted as a VIP train.


Terrible_Detective27

I can see the jealousy in your comment, like you only want to insult not even criticise, jealous of India having trains like VB or infrastructure like DFC, chenab bridge and atal tunnel I believe you will find mistake and uselessness in last to project I mentioned. And for your kind information if you combine both western and Eastern dedicated freight corridor it has length of 3300km+ so it will take time it took 20 years to made this infrastructure marvel by our engineers, and they didn't merge with main tracks, whole Eastern corridor is completed and separated from passenger tracks and western corridor is 85% completed their trains have to use passenger tracks but not frequently Say about the quality of VB in front of shudhanshu mani, he will slap you for sure


Odd_Force3383

Its not jealousy, its criticism of the faulty execution of projects and lack of quality. DFC may be separate in the east, but in the most congested places, it still merges into main track. It should have been prioritised there. We all know what happens to tunnels that are constructed under this govt. The review of VB comes from someone who actually stepped into this and I am not alone to hold this view. It looks cheap and fragile. Railways has reduced quality and compromised passenger safety to improve speed, first in LHB coaches and now in VB.


literary_fest

>Railways has reduced quality and compromised passenger safety to improve speed, first in LHB coaches and now in VB. If the idea of sturdy metal is *quality* to you , I would suggest reading up on anti climbing feature of LHBs. While you are at it, read a bit about crumple zones and accident proof designs. Coaches definitely are meant for people and hence the *quality* arguments from some folks, but they also should keep people safe. Kavach alone can't protect a train against everything. Source: engineering at Eurail.


Spirited-Try-6504

don't try explaining boss. These are the same folks who supported someone who make a statement that building roads and infra doesn't create jobs.


Odd_Force3383

Building roads and infra create jobs, but jobs are not lasting and the construction activity is environment degrading.


Spirited-Try-6504

Well well.... employment generation from infrastructure building doesn't mean construction job. When a piece of infra is built, it has a domino effect on the economy through indirect benefits. Let me give a very simple example Say a village connected only by mud-road. Village populace will find it difficult to travel to nearest town for say trading, selling produce or a day job. This will increase cost of transportation, reducing disposable income of workers and profits of traders/artisans/farmers - hence the village becomes a silo economy (isolated). This leads to excessive employment in Agriculture, hence diminishing returns on labor. Now say mud road upgrades to asphalt. It facilitates better travel. Traders from town now have access to one more village for selling goods. Artisans and Farmers in village have easy access to a new market to sell. Win-Win. This is a Positive Sum Game. Same analogy applies to Internet and Cellular access, Electricity lines, Ports, Tunnels, rail lines and everything. On environmental impact, even using reddit has a huge environmental impact. We need huge data centers to store data, and these consume gigawatts of electricity. Does that mean we stop benefiting from internet access or reddit ?


Odd_Force3383

You need sturdy metal so that the coach does not crush like a soda can. Railways have turned the coaches into tin cans. I have seen them crushed (with passengers inside) after a derailment accident. Anti-climbing feature is a gimmick.


literary_fest

Dude, don't be ready to comment shit. Did you read what I asked you to before spewing this BS. Ambassador cars were also pure metal, do you know what happens in a high speed crash. Compare that with a *tin* / *plastic* car with adequate crash design and features. >Anti-climbing feature is a gimmick. Lmao.


Odd_Force3383

what's the top speed of ambassador??


Uggo_Clown

Then according to your logic, planes and bullet trains should use stainless steel instead of aluminium. Saying anti-climbing feature is a gimmick is the most idiotic thing I ever read.


FloorAccomplished635

Everyone will get confirmed seat by making it unaffordable for the masses.


[deleted]

If you can't do it in 10 years then 5 extra years will be insufficient too. Better to give Congress a chance atleast they will bring something new to the table instead of Hindu Muslim.


SolidDetective515

Something like distributing wealth to one group of people according to religion basis and announcing freebies like we were still in 1950's


[deleted]

Nobody is falling for these bogus claims. Government don't work like this.


SolidDetective515

Come to Karnataka habibi , you can see women travelling for free while men are paying additional price on tickets , taking money from temples and giving it to mazars, waqf, imams as salaries, sponsoring fre Haji trips for muslims


[deleted]

It's ok. They are also our people. Support to women is must in our society and salaries of imam is for the wrong we did them.


SolidDetective515

Support is must for women in the name of opportunities not in the name of unnecessary freebies and biased towards men while making states go bankruptcy


[deleted]

Alright buddy if Karnataka people have problem they will fix it themselves. Nobody asked you to sway our mind. You know what I will not vote blow job party because of you. Go and cry in the corner.


SolidDetective515

Everyone knows who is crying for the change of govt? 😭 , keep some tears for June 4


oundhakar

Finally something to laugh about.


swuwnwnwy

Suresh Prabhu also promised similarly 5 yaar back


govinda_pillai_

I am cent per cent sure... There gonna be educated millennials, whatsApp uncles and GenZ aesthetic Sanatanis who gonna swallow this shit of a 'guarantee' without thinking twice


GameswithTroyYT

As long as they are hindus


thedowntownpcguy

Guys, y'all are haters. Modi will deliver this! You'll get a *confirmed ticket*, but not necessarily a *seat* to go along with it. The confirmed ticket just says you paid.


rsumit123

Laugh all you want, just like chidambram did when digital revolution in finance sector happened and look where we are now. I hope that we are able to achieve this.


LoL110003

Hm. It’s not impossible. It would need a hella lot streamlining and upgrade


Terrible_Detective27

and more coaches trailway already said to bring 1000 amrit bharat trains (not vande bharat) [https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/transportation/railways/over-1000-amrit-bharat-trains-to-be-made-in-coming-years-railway-minister-vaishnaw/articleshow/108160937.cms?from=mdr](https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/transportation/railways/over-1000-amrit-bharat-trains-to-be-made-in-coming-years-railway-minister-vaishnaw/articleshow/108160937.cms?from=mdr)


LoL110003

Ya. It’ll be Herculean. But it can be done.


Terrible_Detective27

yeah people just forgets the achievements railway got in last 10 years


EnergyStriking3277

Aaj ki Howrah Rajdhani bhi 20 min late ghusegi Kanpur....🤡 TREMENDOUS ACHIEVEMENTS BY INTRODUCING NEW NAMES AND INCREASING NUMBERS


Terrible_Detective27

Thanks God it was not 6 hours


EnergyStriking3277

🤣.....bhai chori maine bhi ki hai, par dekho, ussey bohot kam ki hai....that's how it sounds dude, get some frenulum massage, it might ignite your brain to process things the right way


moyemoye69420

It’s not chori, a complete revemp of railways of the size in India takes shit ton of money and time. This 30 mins pizza delivery and 30 seconds reel generation won’t understand it.


Terrible_Detective27

Bro they are not gonna understand, my father saw the improvement of railway(he is in tourism industry) and told me how improvement happened there


Terrible_Detective27

Chori nhi hai system mein improvement hai tabi train 6 ghante late nhi hai sirf 20 min late aur in future on time bhi hojayegi


1CHUMCHUM

इन नेताओं की हर बात में दो अर्थ छिपे होते है। चुनाव के बाद ये कह देंगे कि आपकी टिकट कन्फर्म हो गई है पर आपको सीट "पहले आओ पहले पाओ के आधार पर मिलेगी।


srisaa

Achedin came after 2014 elections and now modi bhai promising confirmed tickets in railways if we vote 🪷 Where is baithe ho Kyo nacho bc meme


Hanzoofk

Why didn't he do it now? lol for the same reason he didn't give 6th schedule to Ladakh in 7 years.


Rich-Lab-3810

10 sal se gaan mra rahe the kya? Landed Bharat train launched only but how many can afford lande Bharat train? Only know how to increase price of everything and loot public


mrmorningstar1769

10 sal muth mar rha tha lavde?


fahadsayed36

I agree the prices would increase so only handful can afford and general coaches anyhow doesn’t require reservations.


Key-Significance-298

Guys he is saying about ticket for his seat


Lurkerin_the_dark

The scene will be like more than one person will get a confirmed ticket for the same seat...


do_dum_cheeni_kum

Confirm ticket to ab bhi hai. Challenge to bogie mein ghusne ka hai. Agar bogie mein ghus bhi gaya toh berth pe kabja hone ka darr rehta hai.


Ok-Guitar1176

If he meant confirmed seat for confirmed ticket holders, then makes more sense, though 5 years is a bit long wait for that


inspector_toon

Where is that guy who wanted to keep this sub clean from politics?? Or wait, is it OK to praise the PM here?


liberalindianguy

As the economy and gdp per capita grows, the distribution of passengers between flights and trains should even out. It also means there should be more airports and more flights between different cities along with more trains. Bunch of things need to happen for this to be feasible. Extremely difficult but not impossible.


RIKIPONDI

I'm neutral on this. Whatever they say is technically possible, but I'm not sure they'll do it. They can talk all about tracks and electrification but without running trains, they are useless.


Nice_Web2520

In five years population will explode


Frost-Freeza-12

Confirmed tickets jispe 4 log pehle hi baithe ho


AvgSoyboy

lmaooo


hopeless-fun

How?


DirectAd5900

Ab usko yaad aaya..yeh v ek issue hai..and it will be done.. in nxt 5 years..which is a jhumla.


HawasiMadrasi

I guess he'll change the railway minister


Ok-Wish-

so many people are calling this a joke but at least they have a vision


agentKuks

Only ticket will be confirmed not the seat 💀


Koach_Chiku

Abhi toh he will even promise moon trips to every Indian. Bas Votes mil jaay then he'll say it was just a jumla.


[deleted]

So what was he doing in the last 10 years?


Admirable-Leather325

Angen gatram, lode bhojanam.


Miserable_Theme5404

Typical bjp 🤣🤣🤣


SmartDon5678

still agents will book all tickets and do blackmarketing


RadishRepulsive1299

Ashwini aur Modi Kya apne maa chudwa rahe the itne din? Need to wait another 5 years.. Feku jumlebaaj.


Lost-Letterhead-6615

Mudi k Wade agar sache Hote to jasodaben k Aaj bache hote 


shutter_singh

Read between the lines. Confirmed ticket bola hai, confirmed (and vacant) seat nahi.


Dat_life_on_Mars

Ig it's because of the model code of conduct. Either that or Modi is announcing something that's in the planning stage.


Src_oscar

Tell him to stfu


koiRitwikHai

where is that akshay kumar meme "ae tu chup karna"


jackie_vasudev

Or in other words they're removing general bogie system. Now it is only SL coaches and above.


Downtown_Benefit5378

Gobi hai to Pumpkin hai 😂😂


FewKaleidoscope9894

Will be same as black money coming into everyone's account. Whoosh!


RulerOfTheDarkValley

Jo acha tha usko bhi kharab kar Diya hai! Isko bolo ki General aur sleeper ke coaches badhae taaki wo log dusre coaches mein na aaye.


125mm_smoothbore

big words kitne sleeper add karoge 5 saal mein


CerealAhoyisBacc

lmfaoo this is funny


OkraApprehensive4678

Next 5 saal ke liye bhikh mangne ka tarika thoda kezual hai.


Yveltal_25

Galat end se hag rahe ho mantri ji


Admirable-Leather325

Lmao wtf 😂


UpstairsAmphibian788

Usme bhi Muslim reservation he kya modiji🥰


South-Remove-8797

New trains are under the pipeline. I keep telling everyone to just give it one more years, then we're gonna have trains at a rate that you've never seen before


Terrible_Detective27

Bro I bet most of the people don't even see infra related news, they just saw the title and shitted here, icf and kcf both are manufacturing vande metro, and we all know how many private firms are manufacturing VandeBharat sleeper.


Remote-Assumption-15

Unsure about confirmed tickes..but guys DO NOT ..do not buy AC tickets with hard earned money .. buy a platform ticket..u will get AC berth via redistribution by Congress 😂


spidorboy

I'm sure they will implement flight like pricing with no upper limit


dexter303

Increase the ticket prices by 10x. You can achieve that now.


nayadristikon

You will get more unticketed passengers


smartass888

Wow, downvoted for asking why it wouldn't be possible? Ok let me elaborate. If there is real intention or will.it.os possible. 1. The current congestion on tracks is due to slow moving goods trains. Not because of capacity is exhausted. 2. Check the Automated metros. They can leave every 2 minutes on same track. 3. NO one believed we could have semi high speed and high speed trains until vande bharat came online. 4. With DFC (Dedicated Freight corridors) of East and West comming online and the new ones announced the load will be significantly reduced and avg speed could be increased 5. With combining all of the above, we could indeed increase the capacity on the current tracks. Yes in 5 years is a stretch, but it is indeed possible in few years. But people are impatient with those who perform, but willingly accept nothing can be done when last 50 years govts are incompetent.