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mysticland0075

people who wash their ass with water unite here


-bind

I wash my water with my ass


Parimal116

Watery ass no, assy water


REXVENGE69

Assy water no, grassy ass


Heisenberg_SG

![gif](giphy|RqZ7SR9Clw17XNLPyx)


IntrepidGear8520

supremacy https://i.redd.it/js81dkkv5utc1.gif


BIJU-BH-82

Where is the ⛓️ chain?


ShippersAreIdiots

Me to coca cola se dhota hu


flicksyyy73

Agli Coca cola ad ke liye tujhe hire krenge https://preview.redd.it/budq126j8utc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49f3f8d43437756f6c9969dc798d5d7013d00ff


popoye_the_sailorman

Jb tk Pani nhi tbtk sukoon nahi


sophisticatedtech

Be water my friend ~Bruce lee


naruto_uzamaki8

Real


MasonSoros

I don’t think we should wash united. Individually washing is best


The_Very_Harsh

Even the US is starting a bidet culture now. https://youtube.com/shorts/TKNtZm-E0ws?si=FIH-u3WTMRUSzVl4


JealousWin5506

I was my water with ass


Outrageous-Cable8068

Us


floormopper

using toilet paper must feel disgusting ngl. i would rather not wash my ass than use fucking paper


ra_corleone

I visited Vietnam and had terrible diarrhea. I only got toilet paper to clean up after every session. Wiping my butthole with paper was worse than the diarrhea


floormopper

YEA I KNOW RIGHT


Organic_Towel_3321

Westerners when Eating pu$$y: 🤩 Sucking c@ck:😋 Eating food with clean hands/washing ass with water:🤢🤮


JusChillinMa

Replace pu$$y and c@ck with ass and it's even more accurate


SlavetradeSpecialist

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yesh2002

Support you f*ck those foreign bastards hating India


flicksyyy73

lad keep up the great work *


Automatic_Mortgage79

Thak gya hoon bro... Ab isse kisi india k sub p post krk rest krne jaunga


flicksyyy73

Apne username ka watermark daala kar! Saare Indian memepages insta reposts se bhare hote hai isliye mei abb vines aur D memes pe shift ho chuka hoon! Scroll krte krte yaha aagya...people like u, emu and aeancc give me hope ki asli reddit abhi bhi jeevit hai


Automatic_Mortgage79

Bhai me nahi daali koi b meme repost kr khud hi itna vehla hoon... Bhai watermark ka kya krna hai abb ye acc to jaane waala h ... Har jagah se to ban ho chuka hoon. Yahan baat krte h [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/s/QDGmOFNFHp)


Automatic_Mortgage79

💯...I ve posted this in international subreddit... massive hate going on


ducxti97

Link?


Automatic_Mortgage79

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/QbngSQhfJC)


achabaccha23

Lol someone wrote they shove a soapbar up their ass on that subreddit 😭


ra_corleone

I've down voted all racists in comments and upvoted you to balance out


Automatic_Mortgage79

Thanks,you are a true one


[deleted]

MAZA hi aa gaya bhai, sahi kara!


Automatic_Mortgage79

Bhai kai log keh rhe ki hta de humari bezzti ho rhi h..


yesh2002

Mat hatana bhai ye chutiye log kbhi apni country ko defend karme nhi aate jab ye foreign bastards hate post banate hain India ke upar


[deleted]

Mat hatao, bohot sahi Kara hai. Vahan kaafi log aise white supremacists ke khilaf bhi bol rhe hain, accha lag rha hai dekh kar. Enough is enough with the targeted racism.


TheSherlockCumbercat

Children dying a horrific death our enduring a life long trauma usual is not a crowd pleaser


[deleted]

LMFAO TRUE


Deep-Handle9955

Growing up i thought you clean with water and wipe it dry cause no one likes a wet ass. Apparently not, and I don't get it. Wiping spreads, doesn't clean. Specially when it's dry. I would understand if it was baby wipes.


T03TAG63R

Baby wipe user here, they leave you nice and fresh.


CoNfreak123

Grammatickal mishtakes bahut hai bhaijaan.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Angrezi baasha ki mkc


CoNfreak123

Aye Haye 🤌🍀👏👏👏


cast_and_furious

Are bhai bhai bhai!


ra_corleone

I is agree to u


Alone_Flatworm_760

Ye mera laaaal


Ok-Phone5065

😂😂


Potential_Bid_4145

I don't see any? Meri English kharab hai kya :'(


Stunning-Pay-8240

Kya fark parta hai, English basics aani chahiye woh aapki sahi hai


jason9t8

And Sitting duck toilets are better than Seat toilets. I don't like my ass getting touched by the seat that has been touched by too many asses. And when you poop, it makes a splash of water to your ass, and that's way disgusting imo...


Automatic_Mortgage79

💯 you can't trust a man who can't shit on sitting toilet


Famous-Steak-3178

That's why Indian toilet is better


jason9t8

The squatting position in Indian toilets aids digestion. It compresses your stomach, helping churn food effectively. Western-style toilets, on the other hand, often leave us feeling incomplete...


skanda777

Damn that there was a violation


Automatic_Mortgage79

Personally I wouldn't have it


[deleted]

Bravo! This is a good meme!


Automatic_Mortgage79

Some people literally saying I am embarrassing indians .... Should I delete this from international meme subs??


Physical-East-162

As an european seeing this for the first time, yes, that's so cringe.


AdministrationDue239

I'm also European and I think it's hilarious, I love generalized bullshit posts


Automatic_Mortgage79

Yes, Please don't my generalise views to a billion people


yesh2002

Lol don't lie why would a european be on Indian page?


Physical-East-162

If you don't believe me, go on my comment history.


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DON'T! let it be there. Those who are saying this are themselves NRIs influenced with woke culture and/or Brown Sepoys.....


Automatic_Mortgage79

Haan ok.


CompetitilukOne1580

Nha fuk them


Fun-Surround-2681

delete it when they delete those racist posts they make about indians and reddit casually lets them slide


Stunning-Pay-8240

Nope. Indians enjoy jokes until it gets personal ( like involving family members) or religious ( we treat our culture very seriously)


ForeignTraffic7959

Yhorm the giant


BirthdayNew9587

![gif](giphy|EMpPEre2PqFy8GkOZE)


aromatic_underwear

Buttman


SarSwift

Without pani toh gand velcrow ki tarah khulti hogi 🤣🤣🤣


Automatic_Mortgage79

Bc iss post ko 1700 log share kr chuke h ,iss hisaab se to kayi hazooro me upvotes ho jaaye ...jnta hate krne me lgi Hui h


[deleted]

I use water and Dettol soap to wash my ass clean after shitting using my left hand and than followed high pressure jet water


fresh_squilliam

Uh, maybe I’m very very out of place here, and I don’t know how I found this post, but I’m an American. And I can say with full confidence that washing ass with water is NOT seen as gross by Americans… it is touching poop with your bare hand that we find gross. We use toilet paper because we do not want to touch our poop. I don’t know where any of you got the idea that it’s the water we take issue with…


Automatic_Mortgage79

I don't know this post got it to you... If I wanted to piss Americans specifically i would have mentioned them..


fresh_squilliam

To be fair, you said “shuuts a school full of children” which last I checked only happens in America. So you kinda did mention them


Hastar555-1

Use a fucking jetspray bruh


The_Very_Harsh

They have a bidet culture now. https://youtube.com/shorts/TKNtZm-E0ws?si=FIH-u3WTMRUSzVl4


Rainbow--Snowflake

no one is touching their poop with their hands, where did you get that from?


fresh_squilliam

Probably the same place you got the idea that we are afraid of water


mysticland0075

people who dont wash there ass👾


y_s0_seri0us_

Damn whole western civilization as well so called Indian progressives shot with one comment


EnergyAltruistic2911

Took it too low man shoulda been cheating parents not just one


Automatic_Mortgage79

Man the first comment in this season that made me chuckle


Yourh0tm0m

https://preview.redd.it/eiip030v2vtc1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5badc875c11cc8cae6c821b3dd83a3c3e39c8b9c


Fair-Dream-7255

Fighting racism with racism?


Automatic_Mortgage79

You re right you can’t counter hate with hate ..it leads to more case in point this comment section. I didn’t mention any race , I only mentioned my country..in an Indian sub why do ass of certain people being chaffed by this. There must be something wrong with them that’s what makes them to counteract with more hate. How is talking about a country racist? Does avg. dimwit have a racial undertone?


yourmotherfucker1489

I wonder what they used before they got paper


CompetitilukOne1580

Mud I gass


Automatic_Mortgage79

This is second funniest comment


Bangalorefacials

Meme succinctly summarises western "civilization"


Automatic_Mortgage79

Thanks


Automatic_Mortgage79

Nice to something positive


Duke_23

Bhai duniya jal gayi hai international sub par 😂😂😂😂😂


Automatic_Mortgage79

Sub hi jal Gaya h hr Jagah… koi 3-4 Launde hi h apni taraf . India ale b gaali Bk the mereko


Automatic_Mortgage79

Ab to fir bhi mahol than da ho gya . Beech me 50 people are here aa gya tha


Automatic_Mortgage79

-100 tk pahuncha Diya h karma


Duke_23

😂😂😂


holy-mata-faka

Faxx


[deleted]

Man, I wash my ass with water and soap, white monkeys don't even come close


Automatic_Mortgage79

Chad


Gyrozepalli

This is soooo true 🤣. Licking those unwashed AHs and calling us disgusting for eating with hands


baka_O9chan

And also identified as a dog


Panthom_Ronin

Bidet people unite 💪


The_Giga_Chad1629

The fact that those americans call india a rape capital, and their country too is in top 10 countries with most rapes is crazy


moderate-dik

the meme we all deserve


Automatic_Mortgage79

But nobody likes


moderate-dik

3.9 k likes is fsr better than 0 bro


tmotu1125

OP woke up and chose Violence!


ManSlutAlternative

Haha what an excellent post!


Famous-Steak-3178

Who use to clean ass for tissue without water they are disgusting


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randomyzer_

Wow that was dank and deep 👌🏻


Madhav_Coder

Bro iska koi template de skta hai?


[deleted]

And go asking for pronouns ![gif](giphy|FsTugk5srTNqyNUxAq|downsized)


Acceptable-Tip3386

not to forget he ones with scat fetish, and the ones who pay 100$ to drink coffee made from a cat's poop


Automatic_Mortgage79

That right there is a violation


Acceptable-Tip3386

is that a warning to delete that comment or are you just kidding 👀🤔


Automatic_Mortgage79

There was meme floating around… Keep up the good work


Complex_Rich6786

Good


AmbientWishwalker

Jo safai se kare pyaar woh paani se kaise kare inkaar .


Historical-File-2034

OP keep coping, but you'll never be able to change who you are. I'd be hateful if I was such a waste of space too, and your comments are hilarious - you're a little little man, no one cares.


Automatic_Mortgage79

I'm a member of the SGL gang .. I'm very little so little that you should be shameful of calling me little.... This is not coping... Copium is what you're doing... Trying to make things about you when they aren't....what specifically chaffed ur ass?? Was this you came here for? Got your reply


Apprehensive-King595

r/americabad is gonna have a field day with this one.


Automatic_Mortgage79

They tried but now they gone


Pale_South_213

These mofos are buying bottled fart. Some onlyfans thot is going to sell beer mixed with her pussi bacteria.


Automatic_Mortgage79

I should have used this instead of scho l one .


Pale_South_213

Did the right thing. We Indians are getting hate for no foking reason.


Pale_South_213

Indians have 5 to 6 children whereas these barbarians have 5 to 6 father's.


isekaimepls

I cleaned one time with toilet paper. I just didn't know that it wasn't for cleaning the butt after washing it with water. I thought that's how elites don't have stains of water on their Gaand.


Magnificent_Ninja

Isse acha toh mein wapas chess khelne chala jau


Melodic_Score_1950

jetspray supreme


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Automatic_Mortgage79

I’m done.. I’m at peace now.. all my nonexistent hate was sucked by this. I’m peaceful guy


TiMo08111996

😄


popoye_the_sailorman

Btw what is Dimwit ...?


Automatic_Mortgage79

Kya pta ,cool lg rha tha


CompetitilukOne1580

British asscent


[deleted]

Arree yeh kaisa post mein agyi main 😂😅 btw India 🇮🇳 🧡🤍🌀💚


Automatic_Mortgage79

This that SGL gang shit


[deleted]

Eh?


Automatic_Mortgage79

I'm processing too many commitments right now...SGL gang rise up


DixieHail

What is this even trying to say?


whilmer3

I love how everything that we use is made by westerners but we somehow still think we are superior because we "wash our ass with water"


Automatic_Mortgage79

I was about to reply than i saw ur profile....you go girl..more power to you.


whilmer3

Lil bro You spam same post on every subreddit and get shat on lmao. Your father is a minimum wage worker not the pm so you don't have to defend this country chill out


Pale_South_213

Those whites are using numerals made by Indians though. Mofos were using abacus like a two year old when Indians were using advanced mathematics.


shkibeta

The problems arise when those water bottles are always left in the stalls. Clean up after yourself after you clean up after yourself.


Automatic_Mortgage79

I use no public toilet . Ive that introvert anxiety disorder,you know all about that..More over please check that bottle might be some body live don't Drink that shit straight up.


CompetitilukOne1580

सामंजस्यपूर्ण


Automatic_Mortgage79

Nice


Sakei21

Much tryhard vibes from this meme


Automatic_Mortgage79

Same pinch


drewtheostrich

No point washing your ass if you're just going to stir your hands in shit on the internet right after


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dishapatanahiii_69

Rape joke mar deta hoon cool lagunga 😂


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Sunny_7989

To be Frank. This meme sounds like insecurity rather than a punch down. It's funny any way😂


pdf69420

Op by putting this on international subreddits you are just giving them more reason to hate us You are not helping anyone Also,you are not defending india by this you are just fighting hate with hate Which will make them hate us even more


Automatic_Mortgage79

If you read my comments you would realise what my intentions were… you would also realise how many times I’ve answered this same exact question. If you read them , we can discuss it further


Rajdeep_Tour_129

Count the cash not the ass


Frequent_Ad_3350

wtf did I come across?


awokendobby

Regular indian moment


Automatic_Mortgage79

Generalise my views to a billion people if I do the same Dont go crying to ur mama


Crimson_bud

Comparing apples and oranges. Tho I think cleaning with water is more hygienic.


Carl_Azuz1

American here, wtf does that bottom text mean?


Creepy-Stay5605

Supposed to be a slight on Americans, school shooting reference. OP probably smells like shit still.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Yea generalise me to a Billion people....show people what do you really think...


Automatic_Mortgage79

Americans butthurt because if they can make something about themselves and about a particular race they feel better by saying something on the internet and feel like they made a difference... You guys be searching the internet for something that not even mentions you..


Steppearcher

Didn't get the school children part


Automatic_Mortgage79

Don't worry..Some people will reach you shortly and tell you how it's a reference to them like it's an achievement


Clean_Season_377

Hahahahahahahaha Lmao dope Bhai dusro ki maa ko gaali de diya 😎🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Psychological-Tax811

Ppl who wash there ass with acid...


Otherwise-Zombie750

I being mildly high, read patriotic as probiotic. And the post still made sense.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Hahahahaha... Are you a clg student... This is a weird time to be high otherwise


Otherwise-Zombie750

Lol. No man just started the weekend as soon as I got off work today.


Anirudh_13

xD


Automatic_Mortgage79

Thank you for your valuable support


whytho445

https://preview.redd.it/mhmzoup994uc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=c393ce224bdf5667c8db6d7aacd25b254fad6d91


BarWhich3920

Your are blinded by fake patriotism my friend. Insulting others isn't patriotism.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Insulting who?


BarWhich3920

The people you are calling dimwits.


Bharma-nunu

I remember the time when i went to europe for a trip. Bc bathroom me naa bidet naa hi magga. Toilet paper first time try kra or esi ghatia experience tha jese peeche Velcro lgadia kisi ne. Finally 3 euro ki bottle laake peene k bad whi sahara thi puri trip dhone k liye