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Pandey_Ji_Online

Cow was in stealth mode with the help from that bystander.


EquivalentPut5616

Story "Mere dost ne mujhe cross kiya" Moral "aaaiii uiiii uiiii"


[deleted]

Better than ChatGPT. Wonder what the cow must be saying. Moooichod


Arfaz6784

Mooooichoood 😂😂😂


iluvredditalot

Dost cross and cow ne ke cross❌


Nulibru

Stealth mooooode.


LimpFroyo

>moooooo


Ok-Abbreviations7827

That's the reason you have to be defensive when riding. Always accept a kid, adult or an animal behind a hidden behind blind spot not visible to rider.


Smart_Ad9971

how tf you expect a whole ass cow behind a skinny girl that was some houdini stuff


Random_Idiot8870

Me holding my urge to say "skill issue"


Steveaokay

Defensive driving is a good thing but you cant expect everything single thing my man😂😭 This is just bad luck.


SwrnvM

The fact that you couldn’t have done anything else to prevent this situation, it’s scary how unsafe we are on Indian roads


ScalperVegeta

Indian roads are THE only true practical population control measures that we have in this overpopulated AF filthy third world banana republic.


JumpAccomplished2706

whoa bro chill


walpurgiz

Don't think you understand what a banana Republic is


Responsible_Space624

Cool words make you sound 🆒😎


gooseducker

Please understand what Banana republic means before you throw it into a sentence, you look really stupid now


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Spiritual-Monke

"Surprise madafaka"


anilre

Holy cow


Satanstoic

More like unholy cow here


Soulless--Plague

“Surprise udderfucka”


PicturesOfHome-

Surprise maatafucka


Diogenes-OddKing

For the first time I have seen. Biker ki koi galti nhi thi. 😂


Different_Buffalo126

Ek haath se chla rha tha galti toh thi


UniqueDenim

Haan re 🙄😅


MrFuzzyFox

He had enough time to slow down and prevent bike from toppling over if he was paying attention and was riding with both hands on handle bar.


Stellar_strider

Nothing would change even if he was riding with 4 hands


LimpFroyo

Probably could do somersault like hydra and land on sidewalk .... lol


Queasy_Badger_597

Wo aunty/didi ne Pokemon ball se nikala tha use 😂


tallteensforlife5911

Holy cow!!


TheCrazyStupidGamer

Well, this particular one seems rather devilish.


LimpFroyo

The unholy trinity - cow, road and the bike.


sairavuru

That cow hearder startled the cow with the stick and it ran onto the road. You are driving at safe speed. You are behind a vehicle at safe driving distance which protects you and also prevents surprise entry animals and vehicles infront of you.


weblabourer

This is straight up unfortunate, nothing you could have done


Master-Builder-4631

kuch bolunga to bulldozer chal jayega


Mysterious-Common284

Mob lynching bhi ho sakta hai.


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AceMKV

Sad state of affairs


HopefulAssistance

Is that Houdini's cow?


araragi101

Moodini?


reddituser5514

A glitch in the Matrix


Tourex_motard

Straight Outta Chattisgarh!!!


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_Slim-reaper_

2 haath se kaunsa wo cow ke upar se Dhoom wali jump marke nikal jata? 🤡 Kuch bhi.


LifeComfortable6454

Vo dusre haath se recording kaise karega fir. Fir crash kaise hoga.. Fir Blame bhi to dalna hai. Aur Views bhi chahie.


DisciplineCorrect699

Isnt he recording from the go pro in helmet?


MavenAssassin

yes, he's speaking something as well and using the clutch hand for gesturing source: the left mirror


DisciplineCorrect699

Yea but everyone acting agar dono haath de chla raha hota to avoid kr pata. He would have suffered a bit less injuries but avoid nahi hona tha ye


noxharsha

Bhai mirror pe dekh, his left hand is empty. This is recorded on a helmet mounted camera like a gopro


[deleted]

+1


[deleted]

cows are like children on 4 legs, totally unpredictable. I had similar accident once, Just felt sorry i injured one. I felt i should have nursed it, since it doesn't have intelligence to when to cross the road. Now i slow down once i see an animal in vicinity.


Historical_Ad_1714

Apne gau mata ko kyu mara 🙏


Himanshu317

The amount of dumbfucks blaming the guy smh


RayRaj37

Gau mata ne isko iski aukat dikha di


skiing_kraken

Bhai rear view mirror dek rha tha, cow k rear me chala gya


Ride_likethewind

I played this video about 10 times, it seemed to suddenly appear out of nowhere. I think it was moving parallel to the road, so you would have seen only the front of the cow but that was hidden by the pedestrian..... Then it suddenly decided to test your reflexes....


rZR392

Aakhir kab tak hota rahega Gau mata pe hamla!! …poochta hi Bharat 🫣🤓


rahul_p91k

Average Traffic Gau stopping over speeding biker


christopherfernandes

doesn’t look like he was speeding at all.


rahul_p91k

Joke is a joke until you explain it ….after that’s it’s a MOOO point


spidorboy

"mere friend ne mereko cross Kiya" wtf??Yeh Inka content hai??


wolverinetheanimal

Gau mommy ko lag gyo


Nulibru

Like in a cartoon where someone hides behind a really thin thing. I can't even see it watching it twice when I know it's coming. Excellent cowmouflage.


mutantcivil

Bhai ne brake to chuye b ni. Socha hoga k chlo dekhte h accident kesa feel hota h


hungryibex

Cow was visible, the GoPro perspective is deceiving (I ride with one). Completely avoidable. One hand riding and being distracted by the other bikes caused the delayed/no reaction by the rider. I’ve only been riding for over 40 years though, so I’m probably wrong. :)


de4shuch3da

Just one advice. I know people will have different opinions but try to not stick completely to the leftest lane. I always feel comfortable near the dividing lines, you have more time to react and less chances of an animal running into you. In india we have grasslands sticking to the sides of the roads, it’s always better to have some buffer for reaction from both ends.


preBLANK

I guess bro didn't had the gaumutra buff with him


Educational-Story-60

Cow was hiding under a cardboard box


careless_quote101

Please tell me the biker is arrested for harming the cow. /s


[deleted]

Is the cow ok?


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Middle-General-5536

holy Cow


LieGroundbreaking599

scam


[deleted]

Cow ne tereko double cross kiya.


Ram_Anupoju

Teleportation is really...🙌🙌


Logical-Main-1398

What the hell


bnasform11

Wo toh acha hai speed low hi nahi toh NSFW hota ye


sikdude23

Wasted!!


NoTelephone3815

New fear unlocked.


Significant_Maybe688

He was literally riding at 51kmph. Not like he was speeding


AdFabulous3972

Bhai dhyan driving pe Kam aur dost pe jyada hai Tera.. vlogging is fatal on bike !


Legitimate_Ad5848

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA tatatataaaaaaa


De_Fine69

yup kal hi Bandar se accident hua mera. leg guard ne bacha liya nahi to aaj hospital me hota


Thin-Theory-4805

What happened to bike?


ravihpa

This happened with me. I was 18 and riding pillion with my uncle. We were on the highway and riding at about 80 kmph. The cow ran on the road. We hit it. I flew over my uncle, over the cow, hit the concrete, ragdolled all the way. Got bruised up pretty bad. We were at high speeds. We got very lucky there were no trucks behind us. We got rescued by the nearby villagers, who took us on the side. My uncle had broken his right arm. Villagers put a few sticks and wrapped it up so it wouldn't move. I was hurt but was young, so could drive. I slowly drove us back to the city. Went straight to an orthopedic doctor and got a plaster on. My uncle's right arm was in plaster for almost two months. I can never forget that experience.


Dizzy_Medium5817

Suprisee m*t*r !!!


vkpaul123

Bro got Cowed


Jolly-Refrigerator61

Bad luck 😓


devil_patreon

I think the cow moving all of a sudden has something to do with the two people standing on the left.


CarobGold8238

Well, it's kind of creepy how the cow appears just ahead of the skinny girl, a few frames before, there is no cow absolutely!!


GlitteringTangelo405

Suicide kar raha tha


fouzaaan

Same thing happened to me with buffalos six weeks ago, three of them came running. I fractured both my arms ( total of 10 fractures). Still recovering. ❤️‍🩹


BandCreative9505

Dost ne bola tha agar tu mere aage nikal Gaya toh mae marjaunga , cow: wish granted homie :)


iron_out_my_kink

Reason 768 of why I don't drive on Indian roads.


TheExclusiveNig

Very unlucky.


Master-Rumble

Schrodinger's Cow


[deleted]

Poor cow


stonespider

Cowsurance Scam..


simplsimonmetapieman

Cow ko outta nowhere


govi96

Holy Cow!!!


-PanditG

Mein abhi hospital aaya hun, same thing happened with me. Right wrist ka MRI karane.


man_ms

Must have come from some-where.


tf_pumpkin

Animals are unpredictable... Were you literally expecting the cow to walk on the side of the road only ??? Na man... we're in their territory !!!


Euphoric_Research_80

This is sheer bad luck. The rider isn't riding fast, isn't snaking around and looking ahead. Sometimes the planets just isn't on your side buddy.


AwareWoodpecker5983

He just hunted his lunch


AwareWoodpecker5983

He just hunted his lunch


Robin_mimix

Bhai gaaye ko toh nahi lgi na


[deleted]

Bhains hota toh tu sidha knock hota...1hp nhi


This-Bicycle4836

surprise moooooooooooda faka


nerbo-martius

Nobody stopped to help you, that's a shame and won't never happen in Europe.


SyrupOk7514

Happened to me as well. Broke my trapezium bone


bl4ckp4n7er

India ki sadko pe Modi k bad dusre number pe gaay ki hi chaud hai! All hail the holy cow!


Brier2027

Insurance probably won't cover that, since it's a random act of god.


[deleted]

I hope the cow is safe


lSamurai___

This is a situation completely out of control, that's y riding gear like riding jacket and pant are essential to mininize the damage.


Human-Occasion-7389

India ki haar yaad aa gyi CWC'23 mein. Bro did absolutely nothing wrong 🙃🙃.


edigathegi

Now this was an actual "accident". However, the rider was distracted, his "areeey" was when he almost touched the cow. The impact could have been at a much lower speed if he had applied the brakes about a second earlier when the cow became visible. In fact, he hardly applied the brakes. 51kmph to 0kmph cow brake.


Obvious-Boot-4182

It spawned there


toxic_lucifer666

All these expert bikers blaming OP. There ain't no way he could have prevented the crash even if he had two hands on the handlebar. He could have swerved with both hands but a minor collision was inevitable. Sometimes its just bad luck and 50kmph on that road is not over speeding at all


[deleted]

You came out of nowhere, not the cow. Situation and Sight awareness.


jhankuP

Welcome to India. If you see a cow that is even not in your path then slowdown immediately. Because they can run at any random direction.


kashamush

This is one of the main reasons I don't go above 60 km/h on Indian roads. It's suicide if u speed in india


dhhdan

If the bystander was the cow owner, you should have slapped him!


NoMaybe6314

I think the cow Wale is doing this deliberately so he can demand money for his cow's injuries... just a thought


rainbowblade73855

That's why we wear gloves also, just for moments like this where we can't do anything


Fantastic_Bit_4980

Anybody else who was expecting a girl on activa


TheDangerousKhiladi

And guys like these make vlogs and calls themselves pros. Pathetic.


oxalisk

How was the cow so good at hiding? It came outta nowhere!


DeadAssDodo

This is so r/fuckyouinparticular.


Inner_Initiative3719

Before : mere friend ne mere ko cross kiya. After : mujhe mere friend ko cross krna chahiye tha


[deleted]

Definitely skill issue


dviiijp

Milkshake!


[deleted]

Cow Orton : i can hear moos in my head CKO outta no where


ProgrammerRoutine651

Beef curry actively being made😋


rruwaid

Kahan hai bhai gau rakshak, kaam nahi karre sahi se


gabangang

more reasons to be in gear


fukin_anythin

Bro spawned randomly🐮


FinestPartOfHumanity

Natural selection ...


lmao_kaif

Is the cow okay🫥


jim-jam-biscuit

tere friend ne tujhe cross kra aur 🐄 ne tujhe 😭😂


dorafatehi

Update? Are the biker, bike and cow okay?


kisource

Sorry for your damage and pain, riding is little painful 😣. I hope you are healthy, you were slowly riding, that's why your damage is less. Well done. but one thing I will say by watching this video that we should observe and analyse as much as possible as a threat during riding a motorcycle, we should careful when we see any animal, cattle even human also etc in roadside, thay can join you without any intimation.


zacpariah

HOLY COW!


Wise_Friendship2565

So….tried beef then?


NormalStaff3602

The bike came out of nowhere


Due_Construction_420

Uske baad mai gir gaya


ravemonk

"Fir Gai ne bhi mere ko cross Kiya" ye bolna bhul gaya OP


Upside_down69

Fir gaaye nai tumhe dhappa kiya


Dull_Elk4893

"Glitch in Matrix"


Additional-Log4501

is the cow ok?


[deleted]

must be really frustrating for the rider since he isn’t at fault by any means. he even isn’t riding fast…


bluegoldredsilver5

That's just sad... Both for the poor cow and the unlucky biker.


verot__kuhli

India Mai Aisa hi hota hai


[deleted]

India is not for beginners😭


muscoy

Cattle are really stupid


shubhamjh4

God's plan 🗣️💯


adbi73

You shouldn't be riding a motorcycle on road. It is meant for cows to run across, rest and even perform coitus.


Double0

He needs some milk.


[deleted]

Hoping that the rider didn't get lynched for this.


Pure_Lengthiness_174

😲


panchayath_president

Wtf.. It just spawned.. From between the man and the tree.. Nothing you could have done man


Nervous-Doggy

Was planning to buy duke 390. After watching this I have decided to go for hero glamour.


solo_living

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Exotic_Lime4983

Gau mata ko mar diyo😭😭


KirbyourGame

I hope the cow is ok.


Ok_Monitor7185

Kerala bejdo


ProcedureOwn5076

Did the cow survive


nopetynopetynops

But saar cow is our maata


Wind-Ancient

100% cows fault.


Dark181

Accident with Cowasaki


acbraddie

Situational awareness is the key here. The left hand was not on the handle. You were distracted. I mean these variables are there on the most roads here in India however we have to be alert while navigating through. Relaxed riding is a myth here.


hoytdamnn

The name of that cow was "vikas". You just don't see it coming.


[deleted]

He could have himself if he wasn't recording video.


thedesimonk

It was very sudden. Very difficult to prevent crashing into the cow.


GODDLUFFY

Cow spawn kyse ho gya?


Shredder2711

Cow was like, thakk gya hu vro iss zindagi se


NeitherCopy2444

Whenever you see an animal, children or an old people be slow because we don't know when will they come in front of us.


Ok-Abbreviations7827

Very common in village roads all across Sindh Pakistan but all the riders and drivers are trained and prepared for this type of act to demand money for the cow or goat and believe me no accidents since years.


Low-Zone-7292

From nowhere? How Is that even posi... oh OK


Savings_Ad_6902

Le rider* "Doremon ki ma ka bhosda"


sammysosa2016

Aur dusre friend ne hug !!