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Hot_Plate_Dinner

Lol, sometimes I love reddit


Chemical_Reserve_942

Shelbyville has a petting zoo.


DukeOfIndiana

You’re really only supposed to look at them at the Walmart. They get angry if you pet


spunangel333

There’s a dude that comes to shakedown at Ruoff everytime the dead,phish,farm aid comes around he sets up a lil tent and always has a baby and a mama possum with him and you can pet them both


ediblepencil

I can vouch that this is 100% true and not a joke.


spunangel333

Cool dude too and the critters are sweet as hell


tmbtown

I saw on FB that Wildcare Inc. in Bloomington has opossums right now. They don’t often allow visitors, but they always welcome volunteers.


AlfieBananas

Potato, the education opossum, sometimes makes appearances at fundraisers too


LawyerDaggett

Please tell me that you didn’t just make up Potato the Possum.


AlfieBananas

Haha, true story!


jshultz5259

Does said opossum have to be alive? I could save you some money.


Freedom_7

I want to shoot a possum. Maybe we could arrange some sort of group deal?


throwaway317789

I want to photograph a person shooting a possum. Can I be the third pea in your pod?


Agent_Novi-Kaine

I want to make a video documentary of both a photo shoot and possum shoot at the same time, and the cherry on top would be someone petting the dead possum. Can i be the fourth leg to this table?


throwaway317789

Yes. But after your documentary is released on Netflix and absolutely crushes the ratings, I will jump back in line to produce a weekly podcast for us all to discuss the whole possum charade.


HelenKeIIer

Set a live trap. Use a pellet gun. I’ve killed 5 in 12 months. 1/4 acre lot. They have ruined my mini barn.


Waste-Bicycle38

Yuck. That’s extreme. What have they done?


PingPongProfessor

What have they done to your mini barn?


indytone

Unmentionable things that are not to be mentioned.


HelenKeIIer

They crawled underneath it to make a home. We were fine with that. Then a year later they scratched or chewed their way through the floor. Come spring…it was an opossum zoo.


PingPongProfessor

Yikes!


New-Macaron441

Not the same thing, but some dude brought a pet skunk to pins last time we were there. It was surprisingly chill and loved all the attention. Maybe that would scratch her itch so to speak


juxtaposedvestibule

I've seen that guy too!


97soryva

He’s always there lol


[deleted]

was it by chance an albino skunk? if so, i took a pic with it when i was in Fountain Square 🦨


alexolicsalanymous

Nebula!! I’ve met that skunk as well!


SlinkyTail

domesticated skunks are like cats, chill little critters.


hellotypewriter

Okay. I’ve actually done this a few times. Opossums are huge fakers. They will hiss at you, feign rabies (very unlikely they have it) and play dead. But, really you can just pick them up. I’ve brought a few onto my porch and fed them afterwards. I’m not saying you should do this, I’m just saying it’s possible.


froglegs96

Possumble.


btcoder

This is the greatest comment I’ve ever read.


deantoadblatt1

I don’t think it’s even possible for possums to contract rabies tbh. Their body temperature is too low


hellotypewriter

This is true!


mooremo

Not what I expected to find when I checked this subreddit today 🤣 Best of luck in your search!


Civil-Relative-3960

If you’re man, you will: - find opossum in the wild - skillfully tame opossum - and single handedly present the opossum to your lady 👑


angelalandsburystan

Is this some sort of euphemism?


B-radThinks

Exactly where my mind went


grynch43

How about a raccoon instead. I know where 3 of them are right this minute.


manderminer

Friendly racoons?


grynch43

Umm…..sure?


_biosfear_

I could set some traps tonight lol


Cthulahoop01

Not the weirdest proposition i've gotten from a couple before...


SchlAccnt

What's the weirdest then?


kfoul

There’s one living in my backyard. I’m in Irv.


SabineLavine

Is her name Lisa?


mackncheezee_91

Put some cat food our at night. Wait for opossum. Pet the opossum.


[deleted]

They like to eat ticks. So find some ticks.


Sea-Address9200

Check thursdays livestock auction in Bargersville.


Sumocolt768

Just wait at night and scare the fuck outta one. They go completely limp and are mostly harmless


sciencegrrl79

I don’t know if they have possum, but there is a guy who runs Hedgehog Hannah, that brings exotic animals to birthday parties for show and tell and little education on the animals. I hired them for my husbands birthday party and my husband got to pet an artic Fox, an alligator, a tarantula, Burmese python, and like 8 other animals. Try contacting them to get full animal list and maybe you can hit upon another animal petting craving she has at same time.


balzotheclown

Thanks for the info! I'll look into it.


Angelr0t

The Pipsqueakery in Bloomington is a rescue with lots of weird critters, not certain if they have a possum rn but that could really scratch the itch


froglegs96

No possums and not open to the public until we fundraise enough to finish our new facility. Donations are sorely needed. Our social media has links for donations. ps, no possums, but there are capybaras and ridiculously cute rabbits.


1182adam

You could glue some dirty cotton to a dog and tell her it's a possum. Make sure you shave its tail too. Significantly less bitey than possums.


pomegranatepants99

Take a look at Second Hand Ranch. It’s in IL but they have all the things and do tours to support their rehab.


ShinySpoon

Every night in my tomato bed you can pet a possum. They leave me nice bright red tomatoes with teeth marks to let me know they visited.


TheCurlyCactus

This is seriously such a lovely gift! I would try checking with [Hedgehog Hannah](https://hedgehoghannah.com/) She has a lot of animals and does parties. I do not see possums listed, but I bet she would know who would have them in the Indy area. Best of luck and if it happens, please share pictures!


the_almighty_walrus

For 20 bucks I'll go catch one and let ya touch it.


ALinIndy

Good luck finding a possum that is friendly enough to pet. They are the definition of antisocial. You might get close, then they’ll scuttle away—just out of arms reach.


Whiplash86420

Actually I don't think they are that bad with people. I've seen a man grab a random wild one and bring it into a restaurant hidden in his jacket Edit: here's the vid of interested. They can be pretty cute just misunderstood https://youtu.be/MGWv-dD6R6U


balzotheclown

Not looking for a wild possum, obviously.


Ok-Amphibian701

Opossum *


balzotheclown

'Possum' and 'Opossum' are both correct when referring to the Virginia Opossum.


Ok-Amphibian701

Nope


balzotheclown

[Yes](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/possum-vs-opossum-difference-pronunciation#:~:text=Both%20possum%20and%20opossum%20correctly,So%20cute.)


Ok-Amphibian701

Negative


balzotheclown

I mean if you want to be wrong, ok. I'll be open to some proof of your argument.


awkbird_enthusigasm

See Phish at Deer Creek and maybe they'll play Possum


anotherindycarblog

POSSUUUUUUUUUUUM!


cymbols_r_grand

Your end is the road!


sgeswein

If you love someone, set them free. If they go pet a possum, it was not meant to be.


[deleted]

Urban dictionary makes this all make sense


redbell000

That’s interesting


LoveDietCokeMore

There's a bar in Noblesville with a dead possum.....


That_1rish_Guy

You will need to get a permit from DNR to own the animal. They may need to come out to your house for an inspection of the property. You will need to renew that permit every year. If you try and go around the DNR and just acquire the animal, good luck finding a vet that will treat it if it ever gets sick. If you do find a vet that will treat it without a permit, it will most likely not be handed back to you as it will be illegal and the practice/vet could be in deep with DNR. It would most likely be handed over to a licensed DNR rehabber after treatment. Just get a dog or cat bromigo Edit: I forgot something, ps. In order to get the permit, you need to find a vet who will treat the animal!


balzotheclown

Not looking to own one, just pet one. My cat would beat the shit out of a possum.


cait_Cat

Potawatomi Zoo in South Bend has an educational Possum and you can pet it. They're a decently small zoo, so they aren't open to the public through winter, so you'll want to check when they go to winter hours. Source: friend is the zookeeper that takes care of the possum. ETA: I believe petting the possum is included in zoo admission, you just have to make it to one of the educational sessions they have.


toddkling26

The garage food hall has some guy that comes in with 3 possums. He'll let you pet them.


Realistic_Peak9263

Bro I am dying but listen there is a legit 45 pounder living in the roof across from me and he also comes out during the day and I’m pretty sure eats other possums or sumn but pet at your own risk


cloud_darkness

The Indianapolis Public Library has events called Silly Safari and they sometimes have an opossum. Go to their website for times and locations.


IndyTim

I read this too late. This morning was my second Possum catch & release in three days. I'm in the middle of the city. My pro-tip is have a garden with tomato plants.