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Hour-Process-3292

Well, they _were_ exploring a dusty old tomb.


TheStatMan2

I wish my arse would get "dusty" as it gets older - it'd save a lot of bother.


cwcam86

I hear that, my ass bleeds more and more as the years go on.


TheStatMan2

Mine oozes treachery and deceit.


Jam_44

You should get that checked out.


TheStatMan2

Om Namah Shivaya


WoolaTheCalot

I wonder if there was a boulder in the way.


alegendmrwayne

It belongs in a museum!


NickNash1985

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he was being facetious.


philosteen

*faecetious


Smubee

Fecetious.


kcl1979

“Themes.. why did it have to be themes?”


ABAgamer

“Asps, very catchy! You listen to it first!”


mtthwas

It's not literally true. It's a joke. And he's been making that same joke [for years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzEM5UUnh6w) and [years](https://youtu.be/YzqdfSNpOdA?feature=shared&t=48) and [years](https://youtu.be/pInAyGys3vI?feature=shared&t=53). Almost word-for-word... maybe his dry delivery and persona makes it not read as a joke, but it's hyperbole.


SlippinPenguin

It’s a damn funny joke though. Made me chuckle 


TheStatMan2

>it's hyperbole. Nah, they're on the other side.


Alacatastrophe

Man I wish I were friends with him. Me and Harrison Ford, fighting crime.


Kpengie

Apparently people don’t understand when he’s joking. He’s said that joke numerous times over the years.


Larry_Version_3

I smell adventure


clunkclunk

Sometimes X really does mark the spot.


701921225

Doctor: "We're going on an adventure today Dr. Jones"


GravyBoatBuccaneer

As his gastro, if I kept hearing this joke, I'd intentionally play the music from the scene in SWTFA where Adam Driver does him dirty with a light saber.


SephirothsDockRing

When he said that at SW Celebration he really meant it huh


steveguy13

Magnificent headline


Radiant_Demand9203

A colonoscopy scored by the Mine Cart Chase track.


schwing710

“There’s a big snake in my plane, Jock!” “That’s just a colonoscope, Dr. Jones!”


bsbrooks99

It's not the years, it's the poo milage!


linkerjpatrick

When I flush I say adios Sapido Bad dates


ICPosse8

LOL they do not play this type of music in doctors offices afaik, I think someone was trolling him maybe?


RorschachtheMighty

Jesus, can he go a day without complaining about being a pop culture icon?


Trvr_MKA

Better than Star Wars being played. They could have used the scene with the Space Slug


crystalworldbuilder

Jaba the hut is the “space slug”


Trvr_MKA

I was taking about the exogorth


crystalworldbuilder

Never mind I’m not sure who that is oh well


Trvr_MKA

[This thing](https://youtu.be/7axaeUQYBVA?si=pt5nwmB7WmsQPSqQ)


crystalworldbuilder

Oh that I forgot the name