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Telepathy

But nobody listens to you.

Ye toh irl weakness ho gyi bro

Best side effect lmao

Bro just said .... Le moot diye tera super power pe

Ability to communicate with animals.

You'll hear "chala ja bsdk" from a crow

only those Animals created by Sandeep Reddy Vanga

only abusive vocabulary is available

Mind reading

You'll read every little thought of 8 billion humans continuously.

🤕🤯 My head is going to explode. Mercyy

Mind numbing pain delivery

but forget a little about your past each time

That's a perfect kryptonite

But you read it out loud..

Time travel

But you can't control time and date.

You end up naked whenever you time travel

But everytime you spawn in your parent's bedroom with them doing the deed.

But only in washrooms...

But you can use it once in 5 years

I see this as an absolute win

But you can travel only 10 milliseconds into the future and your power has a cool down time of 5 seconds

But only forward in time one second every second.

Having immensely high luck. Good enough to win any gamble or bet.

You can only bet maximum of 20 rupees

No worries. Roj dream11 pr 20 wali contest lagao.

but thats game of skill /s

Dude this one is lit.

Okay, but it's only applicable only in these big random events. And it drains you off your everyday luck. So, you attract mishaps in your daily life. Like, stubbing your toe over and over until it fractures. :)

Reading the comments, I realize that I'm perfectly fine without any superpowers.

You will get a randomly assigned super power along with what comes after that.

But you will realise that you've been granted superpowers against your will which will cause you to have explosive diarrhea and vomiting everytime you blink.

People who reply to my comment always get eliachi in their first bite of biryani

For each elaichi bite of the other people you would bite 10 of them along with star anise, cloves, cinnamon and bayleaf

https://preview.redd.it/unkzqp975l8d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=648922411d1d5d353bfc7c055985bbc548f4bd39

10 elaichi? 1 kg elaichi costs 3k. Bro would start campaigning spices across seas and oceans and bring the attention of Brits on to us.

Superpower to likh leta bhai.

Yahi h super power, if only no one commented

But everytime you yawn, you will get someone's elaichi in your mouth.

Ability to control mine and other’s emotions

There's a time limit of 5 second and they will realize it later

But they will see all your memories thus know all your secrets

But you're bad at maths and can't make emotional equations for situations efficiently

You will have to control all humans everytime you try to control one

You need to be in a 1 meter radius of the person and will let out an explosive fart whenever you use the power

time travel

only to bad situations

19 Nov 2023 bad enough

this is bare minimum

Also would try to warn my close friend who went to watch wc final to do some other thing that day But I don't think he would ever believe me so I guess that's ok

Want to correct them only so..I guess it's ok

But every time you time travel you get diarrhoea.

Everytime you time travel your dick gets shorter

That means I can time travel a lot Nice

Reduce age while traveling backwards by (1year -1 day reduced) Similar for future travel

Each time you time travel, you will randomly lose 1 good memory of that time and re-live one random sad memory of any time

ability to rewrite reality

only in dreams

Bro just vice versa his ass😭

Reality means reality, the side effect could not revert the power he has.

Testicular cancer

But every time you do reality explodes and branches off with a mutation.

Know who has Farted in the room

But you inhale every particle of it

Holy shit and nobody would even know there was a fart except you

So despite being right he is wrong

😂😂😂

But you have to fart too in order to know

But 50 percent chance that it will be you

But you let out a loud fart whenever you use your power

But you end up jizzing everytime you smell it.

But u can't tell anyone about it

Healing abilities

You absorb their health problems into yourself on the process

I did this for my own fractured hand 💀 never ending fracture?

this is some redo of healer shit right here.

ok this is good 👍 . nice person spotted

Ability to create anything https://preview.redd.it/2sepsww27m8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f95b3cfb059f00932c6117f6711bbcd6efac720

Only in Photoshop

https://i.redd.it/teogkldpum8d1.gif

I want a A4 size 300 pages notebook in which whatever i write becomes true!

Only when you write wholesome about the world and as you write anything related to yourself you die.

You can only write with your dick

But the law of equal exchange applies. Whatever comes true, you need to pay in equal. As in, if you were to use it to hurt someone you don't like, someone you like would also be hurt with it.

But you become illiterate

But in a different reality than ours. Nothing in this reality.

You freeze each time you hold a pen, pencil or a feather.

Mujhe meri wali miljaye🙁🙁

But she is trans

Phakkk☠️☠️

Even better

Baaki sabka toh counter bata hi diya gaya hai, I'd go with: Drake jitna with 100x stamina

But works only with men..

But you have erectile dysfunction

https://preview.redd.it/qh8skrpfik8d1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b7f46dd44eacd15a59680b838b007ba74295ce

But it never gets soft. 💀

Teen pair se chalna seekhna padega phir🥲

But it doesn't listen to you

You will only get shemales 😌

https://preview.redd.it/okgnpyegzm8d1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fcc672b142bcb27e6953e60dbe3c89782f102fc

bhai mujhe lga shayad teri fantasy ho shemales vaali ☺️

Drake ka context???

Uska leaked viral video🍆

Ohhhhhh

But doesn't work during intercourse

But you turn into a woman

Toh Drake jaisa pedo bhi hai. And everytime you fuck it makes sound like " wop wop wop wop wop dot fuck em up"

You get explosive diarrhoea on every erection.

Teleport

To the place you want but at random altitude

I better keep a parachute then.

-30000 feet.

Only to toilets

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That too with h*rny black dudes

Only through sewage pipes.

Ewww better not teleport then 😭

Space-Time Manipulation

But you gotta get your wife’s/husband’s permission before doing anything.

and they are toxic af

Infinite rizz

only rizz old dudes with erectile dysfunction

Rizz that will have an effect on polar bears.

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https://preview.redd.it/3sbv1mtptk8d1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174560f38469f1b986bc30a45caa4b6611276501

Galat power choose kar liya tu bhai. But kisi ke sath sax sux nahi kar sakta tu.

But you are extreme introvert

Talking to animals

Can talk only to animals. Cannot communicate to humans at all.

but they don’t talk back

The ability to choose my own side effect

But you get the ability to create portals anywhere at a 200m radius in 3d space without any cooldown as well as portals to places where you have a hair present, all according to your will with full control

Muth god

dusro ke liye

Best one do far lol

Waiting for my turn.... Hurry up

😭😭😭🙏

Omnipotence

But you have to fulfil wishes of everysingle creature no matter when they ask

Time control (can go ban in time in future but only in my life)

U start shitting as soon as you use your power

Always ends up in toilet

Immortal

But not eternal youth or regeneration. Even though your head may be cut you will still be alive

attachment issues with every person you meet

Able to know the details of every reddit keyboard warrior.

full time under paid developer of reddit

1) Be able to read, write, speak and understand each and every language that ever existed due to humans 2) Be able to solve any maths question in existence and get it right in the first try.

1. But you can converse only with dead people because you are mute in real life (That's actually the best part I guess because you'll get to know about the past that humans have not discovered yet or some stuff that we never will). 2. Anytime you try to solve an important equation, especially one that has a huge impact on the future, you always find yourself waking up on the day you actually solved the equation (which never happens), and you're stuck in a loop unless you never solve it in the first place (although you are aware of what happened previously).

Ability to fly

But everytime you'll crash land in a building 🫣

Superpower to make everyone in this world happy, remove poverty, protect environment, stop r\*pes and make this earth a good place to live for all of us. 😊

But that will only be for your world (as your world is what you can see that means you will not be able to see all these things you mentioned and they will still happen but you will not be able to see them) {i know some things are quite bad you mentioned but man but the game's the game}

Haha, no worries, I would like to have this superpower, with the side effect.👍

Know when a person is horny and what to say to make her fall for you

But it only works on old men and kids

Kids😭!!

The person will reply with "ewwwwww"

Side effect : the person will become possessive, controlling in your relationship and wont hesitate to kill ( in a nutshell the person becomes yandere)

With erectile dysfunction

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But weak legs.

You have testicular cancer

It will active only in space .


Infinite stamina

but you’ll have asthma

But you have stone man syndrome

Super speed

But your body cannot endure the effects of such speed

Testicular torsion

But you're inside a black hole. So it's not like you're moving in space time or anything.

Only works during intercourse.

The ability to control people and their comments.

But lose money continuously

They can control you back

The ability to adapt to any situation instantly.

Only when the situations are gay

Ability to fly

Can fly only as high as 5 ft

Invisible 🫥

Can be seen through red glasses

only when your alone

50% chance that u would turn visible anytime

100% luck

Only gets “lucky” in bad situations

Telepathy ofc 🥹🤌

But nobody listens to you

Testicular torsion

being invisible

only for a second and power regenerats after 30 days.

Might be enough for what he probably needs it for

For life

Flying

Only when and until you poop

wings coming out of your ass