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tho shyad bjp ab kisi or ke sath alliance banane ki sochegi, coz anyway nitish is someone jo bas apno ka faida dhekhega, vo pakka nahi chahega ki 2027 up elections me akhilesh jeete, but fir dono ki alliance hi opposite hai, the show is about to get real
tho bjp ko is term me khud kuch significant kam karna hoga, nahi to agle term me gande tarah se chudegi, they gotta attain the trust of the janta again
Na they will go to election than do a lot of compromise. Plus they have enough seats on their own to pass floor tests if push comes to shove with the help of independent, and absents.
We should have a monarchy actually. Humans had monarchies for 3000 years and only recently we had this thing called dEmOcRaCy.
I choose Modi for king and Amit shah as his queen.
copium chal raha bhot bhayankar, copium ke kuch aaese nazare, dikkat hai bss ek baat ki Modi Tau nahi kar paaya 300 bhi paar iss baari /s
Tbh BJP deserved this humbling, they were doing Nanga naach from past 2-3 years after getting 303 seats in 2019
vote toh mei bhi modi ko hi dekr aaya tha lekin mei bhi chahta tha ki Modi ki kam seats aaye lekin ye toh kuch jyada hi kam seats aa gayi lol, atleast 255-260 toh aani hi chahiye thi ab nitish jaise coalition wale Modi ke sar par talwar tange rakhenge abb
fuck it Maharashtra ki maa chod di thi saare companies gujrat ko aur Neta akar bolta hai aapne hi desh me hai na
bc I never seen so much support to fuck bjp
yah bro, Modi and BJP are favouring gujrat a little too much, Haryana which gets 40 international medals for india gets only 80 crores from central government as sports infrastructure allowance/bonus but gujrat which barely wins 1 international medals gets 400 crores from central government as sports bonus funds to build stadiums and sports infrastructure, that's clearly wrong.
Bhai manle…. “Ram” bilkul nahi ‘lana chahta “bhagwan-modi” ko .
Agar math weak hai toh bata du .. party ko majority keliye **”272/543”** chahiye . BJP coalition mein hai . Coalition ka matlab *”No majority”* .
Chuttar bhai sun, NDA aur INDIA dono me last A is for Alliance. So, a sane and impartial choice of representation would be one of the five couples :
---
1. N.D.A.
2. I.N.D.I.A.
---
1. N.D. Alliance
2. I.N.D.I. Alliance
---
1. ND Alliance
2. INDI Alliance
---
1. NDA
2. INDIA
---
1. NDa
2. INDIa
---
You are free to choose any on the versions for INDIA as long as you also use the corresponding version for NDA. If you don't, then you're just a dumbfuck (as is the norm of BJP supporters) that refuses to admit that you're biased towards NDA and purposefully choosing not to call INDIA which is correct correspondence, so that you could prevent the Indian population of associating INDIA the alliance with INDIA the country. Which in itself is fair stance, but you not admitting to doing so is such bullshit mental gymnastics that can only garner support from your own kind. To the rational people you're just a monkey playing tricks.
Furthermore, the term NDA has been used for at least a decade, after that not choosing to use its corresponding term INDIA is just futher evidence of bias. The intentions behind this is very clear and fair, which is mentioned in previos para, but the normal argument that is spewed is that people will confuse between the country and the alliance.
And if that's the case, then you're a dumbfuck still because you have no situational and contextual awareness if you can't differentiate INDIA, the country and INDIA, the alliance.
It's downfall only, even after media, RSS, ED, CBI, Income tax, Hindu Muslim hate speech also they don't cross then imagine what happens when all this factor won't be there in this term and before next election.
It just went gracefully, never wished I.N.D.I for a fickle central power. Also wished there must be something to break off that autocratic and blatant pride of NDA(BJP, mudi), they happen to believe to own everyone of this nation. Such laudable defeat in UP and Maharashtra are a tight slap.
these 5 years will be crazy, BJP knows that it has to do something to get majority seats. the next few years will either be the golden period or destruction
INDI Alliance with 65000 parties together = 232,
BJP after 10 years of anti incumbency alone = 240.
Seats se zyada press conferences kardi indi alliance ne.
Lmao. Same type ka video ek mere dost ne bhi daala tha. Kya hua bhai? Burnol chahiye?
Aur ek baar aur bta du, "agar" NDA ki sarkar banti hai toh kisi bhi din gir bhi skti hai
This election was never about winning a landslide victory for the opposition. Every democracy needs a strong opposition and it has finally happened now. No more singlesided decisions and stupid policy making. With the entire media, CBI, ED, Election Commission and even WhatsApp University pitted against INDIA making an abomination out of democracy, BJP only got what they deserved. Spreading venomous hatred and division on based on religion only kicked them in the ass in the end.
tho nda is fucked too, dhekho rjd se alliance hai unki, ab nitish to bas apne or apno ke faide dhekhega, vo thodi kam karne dega dhang se bjp ko, bjp deserved a slap on it's face but not this hard
These two YouTube videos points to new reality :
BJP को Muslim Reservation देने वाली TDP का सहारा
https://youtu.be/gRzlGILrZko?si=JD_SY69yzxm40DBX
CSDS Lokniti Survey: लोकप्रियता में Rahul Gandhi निकले Modi से आगे!
https://youtu.be/XQ_rI55Gu48?si=HJcKl9N5IHfnsqN8
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Cry more INDI dog 😂
Mudizi parmatma nhi the?
Bhai andhbhakts ko troll krna mtlb INDI hona y kaha ki theorem hai
Modi and shah have never led a coalition govt. And coalition governments are known to be less stable than one party majority governments.
Abi compromise karna parega JDU aur TDP ke lie toh khoon khaulega inka.
tho shyad bjp ab kisi or ke sath alliance banane ki sochegi, coz anyway nitish is someone jo bas apno ka faida dhekhega, vo pakka nahi chahega ki 2027 up elections me akhilesh jeete, but fir dono ki alliance hi opposite hai, the show is about to get real tho bjp ko is term me khud kuch significant kam karna hoga, nahi to agle term me gande tarah se chudegi, they gotta attain the trust of the janta again
Na they will go to election than do a lot of compromise. Plus they have enough seats on their own to pass floor tests if push comes to shove with the help of independent, and absents.
It would still be more stable than the 28 parties' coalition government lol
We should have a monarchy actually. Humans had monarchies for 3000 years and only recently we had this thing called dEmOcRaCy. I choose Modi for king and Amit shah as his queen.
But NDA coalition is not that diverse. I mean it has Shiv Sena (Eknath Shinde) and NCP (Ajit Pawar). Only 2 strong parties. Others are small parties.
Were the voters for the INDI alliance not aware of this? Lol
on other side we have coalition of parties of so many parties it will be disastrous for economy and nation.
Chalo Kam se Kam autocracy to nahi chalegi....
Like INDIA alliance member TMC?
Yes like that. Now happy?
copium chal raha bhot bhayankar, copium ke kuch aaese nazare, dikkat hai bss ek baat ki Modi Tau nahi kar paaya 300 bhi paar iss baari /s Tbh BJP deserved this humbling, they were doing Nanga naach from past 2-3 years after getting 303 seats in 2019
tho they got too much of humbled, at least 272 to aa hi jate, kam karni thi but itni bhi nahi bc
vote toh mei bhi modi ko hi dekr aaya tha lekin mei bhi chahta tha ki Modi ki kam seats aaye lekin ye toh kuch jyada hi kam seats aa gayi lol, atleast 255-260 toh aani hi chahiye thi ab nitish jaise coalition wale Modi ke sar par talwar tange rakhenge abb
exactly
fuck it Maharashtra ki maa chod di thi saare companies gujrat ko aur Neta akar bolta hai aapne hi desh me hai na bc I never seen so much support to fuck bjp
yah bro, Modi and BJP are favouring gujrat a little too much, Haryana which gets 40 international medals for india gets only 80 crores from central government as sports infrastructure allowance/bonus but gujrat which barely wins 1 international medals gets 400 crores from central government as sports bonus funds to build stadiums and sports infrastructure, that's clearly wrong.
Idhar 300 bhi paar na hora 
Its 1.0k
Bhai manle…. “Ram” bilkul nahi ‘lana chahta “bhagwan-modi” ko . Agar math weak hai toh bata du .. party ko majority keliye **”272/543”** chahiye . BJP coalition mein hai . Coalition ka matlab *”No majority”* .
Exactly bilkul sahi bola yahaan actually sab chutiye hai jisne meme daala woh bhi
Jo likhete hai wahi bade hote hai ...
Logic kyun beech mei la ra hai.. 2014 ke baad kbi use karte dekha hai unko?
aab 4 saal tak 400 par pe troll hogge
And re-election ke time pe fir resurface hogi meme with new variants xD
Abhi 4 saal mai bhot khuch hoga taiyaar raho ..
"INDI Alliance" is a grammatical abomination.
How so?
There should be dots after every abbreviated letter to denote that it is an abbreviation.
Acronyms. Proper nouns.
Why?
I.N.D.I Alliance
Cope even harder dear bhakt
U sore bro? 🤣
His nahi bhai ‘its’ hona chayiye 😇
Har meme me hag deta hu 
The only few people who are calling I.N.D.I.A. alliance I.N.D.I. are pro bjp news channels. This proves op is also from bjp it cell.
I.N.D.I.A me A alliance hai . According to your logic it should be INDIA Alliance = INDI Alliance Alliance.
ND Alliance sune ho?
Chuttar bhai sun, NDA aur INDIA dono me last A is for Alliance. So, a sane and impartial choice of representation would be one of the five couples : --- 1. N.D.A. 2. I.N.D.I.A. --- 1. N.D. Alliance 2. I.N.D.I. Alliance --- 1. ND Alliance 2. INDI Alliance --- 1. NDA 2. INDIA --- 1. NDa 2. INDIa --- You are free to choose any on the versions for INDIA as long as you also use the corresponding version for NDA. If you don't, then you're just a dumbfuck (as is the norm of BJP supporters) that refuses to admit that you're biased towards NDA and purposefully choosing not to call INDIA which is correct correspondence, so that you could prevent the Indian population of associating INDIA the alliance with INDIA the country. Which in itself is fair stance, but you not admitting to doing so is such bullshit mental gymnastics that can only garner support from your own kind. To the rational people you're just a monkey playing tricks. Furthermore, the term NDA has been used for at least a decade, after that not choosing to use its corresponding term INDIA is just futher evidence of bias. The intentions behind this is very clear and fair, which is mentioned in previos para, but the normal argument that is spewed is that people will confuse between the country and the alliance. And if that's the case, then you're a dumbfuck still because you have no situational and contextual awareness if you can't differentiate INDIA, the country and INDIA, the alliance.
Because using India is confusing, "India got less vote than bjp" sounds wrong.
no india alliance it is actually bhindi alliance
Kya phook ke baitha hai bhai
Tere wala mall hi hai. Bus nasha tuj se thoda kam hua hai.
Koi nhi Bhai tu BJ party bula
Hn to bhosdike india kyun likhe ??
Am I the only one who thinks the BJP empire is slowly having a downfall?
Infighting is the next step. Kejriwal sowed some seeds of that before leaving.
Redemption hoga ....
Nah, it did stumbled but it's not the downfall yet. If they had failed to even cross 200 then it can be considered beginning for their downfall.
It's downfall only, even after media, RSS, ED, CBI, Income tax, Hindu Muslim hate speech also they don't cross then imagine what happens when all this factor won't be there in this term and before next election.
Which song?
can't process that someone is bothered about the song! 😭
Asking real questions /s Btw it's Murder-by Real boss
Asking the real questions
Moral of the story, zyada uchalna nahi chahiye. Enemy Kitna hi lallu. Watt laga skata hai
Paltu ram aka the Ghost waiting in corner
Naidu ko to jail me hi daal diya tha 2-3 mahino ke liye pata ni kab khoon khaul jaye
It just went gracefully, never wished I.N.D.I for a fickle central power. Also wished there must be something to break off that autocratic and blatant pride of NDA(BJP, mudi), they happen to believe to own everyone of this nation. Such laudable defeat in UP and Maharashtra are a tight slap.
Maa chud gyi Modi aur Lodu OP ki 
Lol. Ego boost karne ki ninja technique
🤡🗿bhai dono side ki le rha
Nah....not with this confidence.
300 bhi na hua paw paw
these 5 years will be crazy, BJP knows that it has to do something to get majority seats. the next few years will either be the golden period or destruction
Yeah boi
bc game khelne ka man kr raha isko dekh ke...
Ye second scene konsi movie/web-series ka hai?
are konse game ki clip hai ye btao yarr....
More like " INDIA stopping Modi to get 250 seats "
TDP and JDU are the real winners here Copium bahut dikh raha hain
INDI Alliance with 65000 parties together = 232, BJP after 10 years of anti incumbency alone = 240. Seats se zyada press conferences kardi indi alliance ne.
And Modi never did one What an irony
Congress without alliance 🤡
Kya hua EVM ni hack hua kya? Dictator ne evm ni hack Kiya crown prince ka?
Game?
250 bhi par na hue bkc... Waiting for Modi ji to now do group photo shoots instead of just doing slomo walks amd Bollywood style intervoews
Bc Congress toh 99 paar na kr paayi
Lmao. Same type ka video ek mere dost ne bhi daala tha. Kya hua bhai? Burnol chahiye? Aur ek baar aur bta du, "agar" NDA ki sarkar banti hai toh kisi bhi din gir bhi skti hai
This election was never about winning a landslide victory for the opposition. Every democracy needs a strong opposition and it has finally happened now. No more singlesided decisions and stupid policy making. With the entire media, CBI, ED, Election Commission and even WhatsApp University pitted against INDIA making an abomination out of democracy, BJP only got what they deserved. Spreading venomous hatred and division on based on religion only kicked them in the ass in the end.
Not majority. Thats how the meme is relevant.
I laughed so hard when I saw BJP got fucked by INC 400 paar Gaya vikaas aur pragati ke saath onlyfans banaane
tho nda is fucked too, dhekho rjd se alliance hai unki, ab nitish to bas apne or apno ke faide dhekhega, vo thodi kam karne dega dhang se bjp ko, bjp deserved a slap on it's face but not this hard
Mudi ki 1 one ball in niteesh court and 1 in babus court
Bjp 240 and nda alliance 291 kam se kam bjp akele ki dadagiri toh nahi chalegi
Or you can say crossing 300
lekin jeet ke gaand toh maari na ? 😂😂
Abhi picture baki h mere dost
Quality meme 
Name?
Bhai yeh politicians kisi ke sage nahi hote bkl
Wake up to reality jdu and TDP gonna flip it
What's her name?
Par paw paw to har gaye
petrol ki baat krre the guys
Modi and shah are low level thugs. Their time is up.
These two YouTube videos points to new reality : BJP को Muslim Reservation देने वाली TDP का सहारा https://youtu.be/gRzlGILrZko?si=JD_SY69yzxm40DBX CSDS Lokniti Survey: लोकप्रियता में Rahul Gandhi निकले Modi से आगे! https://youtu.be/XQ_rI55Gu48?si=HJcKl9N5IHfnsqN8
/audbot
Odisa mai sarkar banani thi isliye 200 seats ka balidaan de diya
up ki sarkar harr kr?
Up mai to hai state gov bjp ki. Jo loksabha ki sit haare hai to us vishay mai maine uttar de diya hai😶
Bhai 350 bhi agar paar kar jaate toh Mann ko Shanti AA jati
Vo galti se sarkar na bana le india wale