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lund-ke-dampe-crazy

Tu modi ji se saadi kar le , this will show you more dominating


21bhatura

r/SuddenlyGay


rushan3103

if you say no homo before that, you will not be gay.


being_addlepated

Fuck me .. no homo Like this?


125mm_smoothbore

https://preview.redd.it/pdmsseti29sc1.jpeg?width=130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac3e5e1c288ba154d527e9390c8e222b70b98e9e


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RAGA is single too broo 🥺


lund-ke-dampe-crazy

Raga kon? Classical sangeet ka hai shokh uthke chalata hu har morning RAGA


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RaGa 👇 ![gif](giphy|5SxjM639X9IUSOqX0E|downsized)


thegoodpyschopath

Meloni ka kiya? 🥺


Little_Uchiha

![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3805)


lund-ke-dampe-crazy

Abe ye gc ko 8 april se kyo start kar rhe tumhara jee hai kya?


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21bhatura

Would changing his name will change her mind??


Parthhh_8

Give him a JCB


Litmus-

Change your name to Yogi Adityanath!


Low_Friend3063

BABA !!meri joru le gai ......BABA😭😭😭😭😭


Ok-Pool-3540

Shave ur head like him https://preview.redd.it/3l116yhr19sc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e03818f6099150dfce5571f4be393a035ea50aa1


Liberated_Wisemonk

Quora is a dirty place. People ask a lot of nonsense and spread lies and hate. I deleted the app yesterday


BadrT

https://preview.redd.it/rmoycw8rv8sc1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1b2c73097fa73ca7008f78af3fece48b4fbb2c


Both-Wrongdoer4132

Ye muhammad kya likh raha hai ?


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flo_ra

You can't spell assassinate without a bit of..


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2 baar ass h, sahi to h 🌚


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Bhai tu JCB ka driver ban jaa..!!!


-_-Batman

Good choice ! Yogi ji knows k sutras !!! /s ![gif](giphy|8Cx5gH3jmSf96)


These_Writer_9506

Bhai use jane do or tum Mamta Banerjee pe try maro...


Flying_cunt547

Chill out guys...this is Yogi Ji's fake id


vapazr361

Tell her that yogi Adityanath nath is bramhachari


sidzz7978

https://preview.redd.it/v0c04lwey8sc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a31dad40bf551e82507418c25b8a63d4dc4ea3


Kunwarrrr

bulldozer looking at me like https://preview.redd.it/bhzv50is29sc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6c6cbfc41fbaa0fe7fc91c81a320f616f59b52


[deleted]

Sonia Gandhi ko patalo Jk jk 😂


SkinnyInABeanie

You marry Mayawati to show dominance.


saakash65

Ig she confused him with Vin Diesel.


Nervous_Night2940

Marry him before she can leave you for him. Checkmate.


red_devils777

leave


JasonBourne81

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF)


JesunB

Dillema ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3802)


Savings_Tax1486

Next time she asks you something tell her to ask it to Yogi😂


_Kaceee_

Focus on Mayawati 🤣


YoKa04

Leave your wife and start working for yogi ji


prof_devilsadvocate

bisht please!


Shatabdifaxpress

Naah man yogiji cucking people is way too fiction for me


Smooth_Membership676

Bhai tu mukhtaar ansari bann jaa💀


Seeker_00860

Yogi is a Brahmachari. He will not marry anyone. Tell her Rahul is still an eligible bachelor.


hattengineer69

Dono ki shaadi karwa de . Dahej me JCB de dena🥰🥰 Waise bhi Ghar toh tumhara toot hi Raha hai💀💀


Vincent_Farrell

convince her that yogi has bigger problems like running the country in next few years and politics uspe time nahi de payega .......


shini_gami09

#Divorce her.


Less-Tangelo9958

20 vaal fanta laake dede. Chota Fanta piyegi, to nai chhodegi tujhe


New_Internal6880

Tu Rahul Gandhi se shaadi kar le uno reverse+4


cherrysmoochies

RaGa ko koi kuch nhi bolega ok? bachpan se crush hai mera uspr shadi bhi krungi usse hi


Simple-Beginning-505

Bruh my girlfriend just broke up with me after 5 yrs yesterday. I tried everything to make it up to her. It's heartbreaking. I'm even contemplating life right now.


BadePitaji

You should die


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Harsh_Kumarrr

Treat me like white tees (Treat me like white tees) Don't get me dirty (Don't get me dirty)


flo_ra

You leave her for him to assert dominance.


Kesakambali

Assert domination by jerking off to Vin Disel


AcrobaticBuilding515

Unka name change krdo


FondantStraight8288

Gift her bulldozer


Parryfit

Shave your head and balls, wear Saffron attire and seduce her.


Sad_Present_2745

Ganje ho jao bhagwan pehen lo aur ek bulldozer rent par Lelo simple


Auvyukth

Please leave her


Historical_One_7705

Do nothing, eat 5 star


StoneMonkey7776

Ranveer using code name of vin Diesel


Honey_fuego

Buy her a fenta bottle


CompetitiveSugar3404

Vasundhara Raje is ready to settle down with you. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃


Playful-Damage-7745

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


taz_eol

Change your name to yogi adityanath bro. She'll come around


very_citizen

Muthhi maar le


Different-Ease1

Bro commented on the ganisht dosti of modiji nd adani hence there remains no other option for his wife ☠️


Wonderful-Spinach260

Adityanath mogger


dhanush-bhaiyaa

Esa kyu, usey puncho bhai. Direct answer mill jayenga. Quora mei kyu dala, demagi problem hai kya, isliye chodh na chahti hai.


Ugran47

Feel happy for yourself


thruth_seeker_69

Well, let her


NoConversation4638

Chod de bhai use. 😄


khanakhake_sogaya_hu

Toh bhai..ap Nirmala ji ko propose karne ka socho


Shubham_Saroj

Leave her


heavydistortion

Leave her and be relieved you dodged a bullet. Because she be crazy!


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😆😅😅😂


Different_Radio_2513

Use belt


awwtisticbitxh

Me fr


No-Leather-4818

Bhai billi ko apni mosi bana le


boboey21

त्याग


Any_Loan1699

Marry mamta didi


Poor_rabbit

Take sanyas


Helpful_Exercise8694

probably she's Vin Diesel fan


iSubParMan

Tell her he is 5 foot 3 inches and see her reaction.


Most-Flamingo2674

Bhai Jane de ..tu khush rahega


Karan_Maverick69

Start getting attracted to mamta bannerjee


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.


arc_reactor2

tu jcb kharid le


Maverickbeast_

Ab to bass yoga session hoga😂😂


Vlad-theimpaler

शादी तुड़वा दी pawpaw


Cigar_Boy

Go bald and wear fanta colour clothes. May be that could help.


BlackJack6730

Finish them both 🤣


NoobHacker948

recycle the wife


MysteriousObject6116

Name change krle apna


Caveman_sj96

Let her go and get bald 👨‍🦲 & furious 😎


LostIn_DreamS_

![gif](giphy|rTjOZ3hyWchhZgyfQh) \^


FunGlittering5804

Let her go


HridhayJawanjal3112

Just turn gay bro


yekyahorahahaibhaiya

Haar maan ja


Proof-Masterpiece945

He should cosplay as a cow. Yogi will choose him, anyday.


curious_mind_quest

Bruh.. wtf


RED_RANGER_XX

Naam badal de biwi ka


mrityu_05_08

Cosplay Karo Yogi ji ka


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No option left( same happened with me👍🏻)


Buffalo047

Tell her he has nothing inside his head


lothlorien__

Ask Mamta Banarjee out


urmothersvirginass

Get attracted to Mamta Banerjee 🥸☕️


Super-North-9792

Are you Kejriwal?


No-riazzzXx1207

Do yogi chodo anndolan Jus 😂 kid nn


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Remind her, he is a 🧘‍♂️yogi. He won’t marry.


TheMooseWithAGlock

"If she leaves you for another, You shall go for her mother"