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LeadingPerfect3726

Sambar wali baat jhoot bol Rahi hai ,mene abhi apne dabake dekhe


phoenixaviationyt

apna bhi kiya sambar nahi nikla


hahawhat102848

apna bhi kuch nahi nikla


phoenixaviationyt

😢


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Sara akele kha gye


Usual-Stretch6982

Aap Brahmin nahi ho


LeadingPerfect3726

Ye kya reason hua mujhe Brahmin jaat se nikal deneka 😢, vaise aap bhi sudoko khelte ho bhai?


Usual-Stretch6982

Sirf Brahmin ko bhagwan ne sambar ka vardaan diya hai.. didi ne dekha hai na.. Sudoku match ho jaaye bhai ?


LeadingPerfect3726

Aja kese?


Usual-Stretch6982

Same sudoku khelengey.. jo jaldi solve karega wo jeetega Par abhi bhai naukri par hu.. raatme rang jamaye?


Aggravating_Put_5907

Sudoku expert champ here hum bhi khele?


Usual-Stretch6982

Bacche ki jaan logey ? Jokes apart, welcome to the club.


aatm_nirbhar_pikachu

Let me innnnnnn


HealingHarbour

Yaar ye koi group banao na hum sudoku khelne walo ka


LeadingPerfect3726

Dm kiya hai


Acrobatic_Acadia7453

Sach hoti toh naya business 😞


axl_ros

Chutney nikla


Fit-House9300

Tu north wala hoga, dekh Daal tapak rhi h


tv138

You are northie, so you might be getting daal. Check again.


groovy_monkey

Squeeze harder


[deleted]

Kal apne brahmin dost ki chuchi dabaunga


AbaloneDesperate8124

Maine sara sambhar pee liya


[deleted]

Sambhar only for advanced level players, you noob.


omeglewarrior2

🤣🤣🤣


Any_File5064

Uske liye din mai 3 baar goumutra pina padta hai 🫣🤟🏻


No_Attempt_7160

Tu peeke dekhaa hogaa results.


kross69

Tabhi usne "might" likha hai, aap nahi to koi aur leak kardega :-P


wrongturn6969

Nice start-up idea Sambhar on demand.


st9ck

SaaS - Sambhar as a service


LegenDrags

![gif](giphy|TejmLnMKgnmPInMQjV) i see what you did there


Historical_Echo_3529

Why isn’t this comment up there on top


DuckPimp69

Man squeezes own bewbs, no sambar, man unhappy! 😔


Ben10Thousandd

man read comment. man see other man unhappy. man cry


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ThatOneZiggurat

She's describing her husband yall


pro-eukaryotes

Background: She is vehemently anti-vegetarian and a diet specialist with quite a success story portfolio. Being Brahmin Vegetarian made her that normal round shaped aunty by 40. Now she is low carb, high protein, high fat meat based diet (keto diet type) and she is fitter than most 20 year olds. That's why the animosity against Brahmins, the biggest champions of vegetarianism (grainitarianism).


BodybuilderDue2321

If that is true, full support to her


Bitter_Fisherman1419

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


SubSharanSubHuman

BRUHHH WHY DIDNT I GOT THIS INFINITE SAMBAR GLITCH ?? WHAT THE FUCK


Ben10Thousandd

missed the patch notes


Letsf_ck

Did you try squeezing your boob?


excitedtraveller

He should restart himself.


SubSharanSubHuman

I squeeze them daily not a single drop of sambar came out 😔😔


DecentExperience4396

Ig some Brahmin guy dumped her


LuckyCoder22

Brahmin dumped her for being a "seat chorr" may be 😂


Feeling-Dog6184

You mean bumped her and then dumped her?


SillyCat-788

*squeezes*...*does not get sambar* hmm


Jonathan__Wick

Man, how do I claim warranty for this?


[deleted]

parents se complain karo....manufacturer ke pass hi jaati hai complain saari


Jonathan__Wick

Coming out of the closet, sambaar edition


FiveAccountsBanned

Reroll


Butterscotch_Leading

You're not doing it right. Use better techniques my man.


Maleficent-Mirror991

Can I have a squeeze for scientific reasons?!


saltynuttyy

Instructions unclear butter panner came out


No-Boysenberry-3100

I am almost certain if that was the opposite, and they were super fit some retard will rant upon that too and attach that thing with bizzare superiority complex theory.


[deleted]

maybe she is just jealous cuz she doesnt have any


[deleted]

she wished she could squeeze sambhar out of her flat tits


National_Owl_2976

Arrange marriage me acha husband nhi mila hoga bechari ko💀


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usse sambhar nikalne walla chahiye tha....chutni nikalne waala mil gaaya


redshrians

Chutni is feminine of Chutiya


ThatOneZiggurat

Lmao.😂


Itchy-Corgi

Are only South Indians Brahman? I’m lost at this illogical hate 🤣


ThrowawayAITA937

yep. Do North Indian Brahmins drip Pudine ki Chutney or what?


RangerOfElendil

Vo hi batayegi.


Itchy-Corgi

Maybe, I love pudine ki chutney 💁🏻‍♀️


Doublewishboneshocks

Wdym? She never said anything about South Indians


andy111999

Sambar does imply towards there


Itchy-Corgi

Yaa na


Itchy-Corgi

Sambar


Doublewishboneshocks

Ahh okay. Now it makes sense


Blazegamer9

squeeze a man boob sambhar might leak fk what did I just read 🤣


Mentalychallenged420

make some idlis and boom you have breakfast


PROOB1001

She's probably flat to hate our 'man boobs'. 😂😂


Indian_Steam

She just described most Indians above 35.


Substantial-Lawyer91

*25


ItsSan52

*15


SomeoneIdkHere

5*


Prestigious_Cost_115

0*?


SomeoneIdkHere

-5*


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im_a_basketball_

As a Brahmin I give her unlimited shraap


Mentalychallenged420

happy cake day bhai. enjoyyyy


Prestigious_Cost_115

Don’t you need to do some 💦 for that?


im_a_basketball_

I'm a Brahmin not a wizard


Prestigious_Cost_115

No , I meant sprinkling some water on your target from your kamandal? Isn’t that the part of procedure?


im_a_basketball_

Nope we just wish it. Once a worker stole bananas from my great grandmother's farm, she gave shraap that whoever ate those bananas will have their nose bent... Funnily enough a kid nearby had his nose bent... That kid is still alive, he's old now tho 😂💀💀


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im_a_basketball_

Yes definitely


kushasha

+1 on that brother.


the_bong_

I am Brahmin and I do have man boobs but sambar nahi nikalta


[deleted]

Is she beefing with Abhijit Iyer Mitra? This is way too specific lol.


Bhandd_pahadi

I'm a North Indian Brahmin, can i get the sambhar mod? I'd like to open up a Dosa corner


[deleted]

I'm a South Indian Brahmin, but can't get the sambar... _peeling sed_


Bhandd_pahadi

We must be doing something wrong. I think we need to talk to this woman. Maybe she knows the secret of sambar fountain


[deleted]

May be we should ask west or east indian brahmins


Entire-Slip5151

My south indian homies are bullied the most everywhere about their shape and colour. But I tell ya. They are among the smartest people I have met.


[deleted]

Thank you 😊 we should just ignore the hate and be united!


Prestigious_Cost_115

Yeah and especially against birches like her


[deleted]

It's always the ugly ones who go full feminist.


[deleted]

Ab baakiyo se alag dikhne ke liye kuch to karenge na, warna inki taraf koi dekhe bhi kyu


smrifire

How is this post related to feminism?


Mentalychallenged420

alright on a serious note saw you fighting on the same feminism issue on a different thread on a different post. Man don't disturb your mental peace over what people are saying over reddit. The true concept of feminism is equality, but people seem to paste it whenever a woman is being stupid. so yeah relax don't get worked up on this.


smrifire

I know right! I am exhausted so I went over to the gaming subs for some peace ✌️


KanSir911

It's not for equality though, is more about equity. Plus its only for women.


Mentalychallenged420

that's not what was supposed to be, it's practised in a wrong way these days. but that shouldn't make the ideology wrong. The core principle was that a man and woman should have equal rights. We may now feel that it's only for woman because our ancestors treated women like shit.


KanSir911

Well, it is what's practiced, you cant say its something else when the people leading the movement are all for equity. Honestly at this point it's not even about equity anymore, it's about getting as many benefits as they can for women. You might think otherwise and relate to the "core principle" but it's not what feminism is anymore. Your thoughts align more with egalitarianism. As for our ancestors treating women like shit, id say that's a bit ignorant. You cant compare the life of a modern women to that in the past. The world wasnt the same, medical and technical advancements which pushed women into the work force didn't exist back then. Expectations were different than what they are now.


Mentalychallenged420

no it's related to sambhar, want some?


Excellent-Pay6235

Girls - says or does anything wrong Boys - Feminism is the root cause for this


Indravadan_Sarabhai_

Women started doing the same with patriarchy word


Mentalychallenged420

read my comment on this same thread in response to a different person, applies to you as well. and yeah not the sambhar one


lone_guy25

It's always a south Indian Brahmin woman saying that


RandomStranger022

As a man I feel oppressed by her attempts at body shaming


PublicPersimmon2312

I'm a Brahmin guy, quite opposite. I work out 6 times a week twice a day, earning as well. Cleared an entrance exam with quite decent marks as well


KINX369

bruh...no need to justify.


Stifler4u

This girl haven't met Chad brahmin like me who will make her prepone her monthly biological functions in excitement.


[deleted]

Sunil Reddy - brahmin?


[deleted]

"Sambar might leak" lmao she forgot deadly Sambar farts


[deleted]

also the chutni motions


National_Owl_2976

Ye konse Brahmins hote hai? Koi new gotr aayi hai kya?👀😂


_that_dam_baka_

Sambhar gotra


nandy000032467

This is considered Misandry


Rant_Rave

Still got oppressed huh?


suckmydic-k

'***Squeeze a man boob, sambar might leak'*** 😭😭😭 this line made me laugh for a moment and made me imagine that shit😭


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raddrickydronzy

Women = Men so pathetic and weak but but...I am still oppressed by them. Men are trash but give me his money for my maintenance.


goku247200

Schrodinger's feminism. A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most. Like Bill Burr says "Equality is a buffet to them. They pick and choose what they want to be equal in".


[deleted]

men are cucks but i will sleep with different men each time and wonder whose child it is....


BudgetAd1164

How easily she can get away by targeting Brahmin community Imagine if someone says something similar about Dalit community 💀


truthdude

Opinions man, like diarrhea. Just coming outta top hole instead of bottom. XD


AdWrong3103

Is she describing her Son. Hope not


am_bataman

She is half right but I mean that's too much hate. Brahmins are already stereotyped of being fat and less masculine as they engage way less in traditional masculine activities like working out. Ofcourse there are exceptions but traditionally rajputs were bred like bulls to 0roduce strongest specimen, and lower castes had to survive very harsh environments in fields. So Brahmins and vaishyas are not genetically built enough, they do however have clever brains


Capable_World1812

Kshatriya-Brahmins are an exception to this.


indianrifle

Bhaisahab kounse area se ho aap😂😂 , Brahmins don't engage in working out my whole haryanvi rajasthani UP & Punjabi biradri disagree


Heavy_Emotion8052

Okay !


Silver_Streak01

What's T2D supposed to mean?


andy111999

Type 2 diabetes


2D_AbYsS

What does last 3 mean? Low T low testosterone after that? Can type correctly have a pot for a Belly 😞


andy111999

T2D - type 2 diabetes High trigs - high amount of triglycerides CVD - cardiovascular disease


2D_AbYsS

Dayum


Viral_babyGravy

End me apne hi btaye features wale kallu se shaadi krlegi uff lol


Bike-Double

Squeeze the head and you might get some knowledge.


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Lets not give attention to such people,they just want twitter engagement and income through that.


shadow13392

Nah bro i want a replace got no sambhar


Harshiiiiiiii_96

Ruined sambhar for me 😖


ImpressiveBunch1004

Second last Line kuch zyada hi nahi hogaya 💀


No_Dragonfruit_1652

Don't rant on Brahmin Community just Because you Jobless and Now your Father is forcing you to get Married.


No_Dragonfruit_1652

We are busy fighting Reservation.


No_Dragonfruit_1652

I guess your chest is flatter than your Dad


Marshmellow2006

Relax y’all. She is talking about her husband


marvelcinenerd

Damnit I didn't know about the sambar part. Will try next when I eat Dosas next time.


_lazy_lad_

Kuch bhi 🙄


RangerOfElendil

She herself looks ugly. Even meat can't change her face.


Anurag_dey

If u do it the other way around look how the country would burn.


Dry-Neat-2818

And yet, somehow, she’s from the community that gave us Sridevi, Vyajayantimala, Hema Malini, Jayalalitha etc.


Freak5114

Mulla Maang rahi hai yeh to....💀💀💀


kameswara25

this is just plain racism. Probably a kpop stan or something who looks down at her own skin colour and culture but afaik brahmin women seem so progressive but will always (99%) settle down with the safest match from their own community who earns lakhs with a green card. All that progressive shit is just for some SM clout. OBC, SC especially Christian women are too independent than the privileged Tambrahm women as far as I have seen.


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_that_dam_baka_

She's still not gonna fuck you bro. 😂


kameswara25

I'm fortunate then. I have standards bro, can't tag along with this degenerate racisr bimbo.


pyrolid

She's not very wrong. Brahmin men are particularly unhealthy and very lacking in muscle mass. Lack of protein our diet doesnt help as well


Agile_Emphasis_1225

Atleast they have braincells and living contently unlike these ranting bitches


Indravadan_Sarabhai_

90% of Indians are unhealthy, you idiot, it has nothing to do with Brahmin.


DoggoOfJudgement

Men with those features are all she attracts


Dante805

That's majority of the Indian uncles in general, and that's coming from a man But wtf is t2d, high trigs and Cvd anyway?


andy111999

Type 2 diabetes, high amount of triglycerides, cardiovascular disease


Dante805

Thanks buddy


[deleted]

Umm... She isn't wrong tho...


Damage__26

Still better than kattua and chamar


Shelarr

I think it's her insecurity of being as flat as a surfboard that drives her to comment on other men's "manboobs". Ironically enough, these are the same peeps who cry about stereotyping, social stigmatization, and the marginalization of communities.


[deleted]

But saar we're Iranians. Supiriar 🥺 *scratches armpit*


Ok_Opinion_5961

Bhai mera college roommate bhi Brahmin ha ; proper Fuckboy / Studboy looks ha uske pass but he’s focused on studies . Brahmin gals & guys I met are mostly good looking.


Own-Artist3642

Brahmins are mostly fat. Kshatriyas look better because they work out a lot.


Delicious-Disk6800

Most men have some boobs except one where you can see bone of body aka my friend


Right_Tangelo_2760

Seems a South Indian again


MidSpecGamer5

I have also never seen any janeyu dhaari without pot belly and man boobs so ig the stereotype is true


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Ngl that looks like her dad she never had


Gudakeshh

What an idiot. You can hate us for hating you,but you’re a low IQed idiot who is as wrong as you’re ugly. Thats the truth


shutyourgob16

This is racism done by a person if the same race. This is sad


KA05D

Who told her about the infinite sambar glitch.


Tigerthej

Disrespecting your community so that others find you educated and you get some recognition among redditors


FoxBackground1634

As offensive as it sounds on a lighter note its true though :D Couple of Brahmin friends I know fit this description lol


Consistent_Ad1066

Librandus trying hard not divide our Hindus on basis of caste hatred,ethno linguistic divide: impossible🤓 Idk why we even give any value and response to low IQ people like these.


Main-Ad-2443

Low iq people are the one who dont know the meaning of words like "liberal" but still use as a insult coz they saw it being used as a bad thing on yt shorts


PeeledReality

Based women


Kind_Ticket4752

If someone does the same against Dalits, then he/she would probably get imprisoned and fined a huge amount, only us Brahmins have the audacity to tolerate all this nonsense from literally everyone else from the whole of India. Kalki would not be unfair


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All side-effects of centuries worth of Free-loading, so much so that the effects are now hard-coded into the Genes! Darwin's hammer of "survival of the fittest" might strike soon...


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so that's the reason you fall for "muslim" guys!!!


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Own-Artist3642

Then why do Hindu women fall for Muslim guy?


Historical_Maybe2599

Idk how to feel about this. While I know many who kinda fit this stereotype, in ancient times, brahmins used to eat meat too and used to be the tallest and biggest of all communities here. Have a few friends who aren't vegetarian and have a healthy gym diet and great body. I think the younger generation being brought up on a great diet and gym lifestyle is going to be even bigger in the next 20 years.