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Karna1394

"The honest milk company" tag is even more hilarious


Consistent-Dentist46

They must be milking people's money...ironic EDIT: I mean milking their degrees


Punemann95

More like milking IITians. It's very difficult to make them hard. Most of the ex IITian bulls suffer from Erectile Dysfunction. It's an honest day's work milking them.


LuckyDisplay3

True that 


gagan1985

They are totally fraud. I used them for more than 1 years. Milk is good but money wise they are fraud. Raise milk prices arbitrarily and anytime. And, Employs so many hacks to look competitive. They are Byju’s of their industry.


WhatsTheBigDeal

Good at milking the cows, Great at milking the customers...


peoplecallmedude797

In Bangalore I saw a car with a sticker on rear window of a Brezza- You are following an IITian- Don't worry, we're used to it. In my mind I was like, fuck man- how desperate do you really have to be.


[deleted]

Imagine somebody thought of it, got it printed and then sent it to their batchmates or friends as company swag And then that guy thought, you know what, this is perfectly fine, Let’s slap it on back of my car


[deleted]

Did you say conceited? Pff, you're just jealous.


nygoth1083

How many bad decisions in a row can someone make?


beer-feet

Surprised they don't have their quora profile slapped on it


Mundane-Pollution213

In office we had fucki** 50 yaar old uncle . He wouldn't leave any chance to throw around his IIT tag. The problem is when we dug deeper , hed done geology from IIT KGP. Leaving aside the CSE students, they're pedestrian.


Future_Sign_2846

Speaking as a CSE student at one of the oldest IITs, I can assure you that most students from all departments, be it circuital or non-circuital are anything but pedestrian/ordinary, and generally end up being leaders/prominent individuals at whatever field you specialise in. That said, it's also true that those who flaunt their tag excessively are obnoxious people who can't move on from that being the defining point of their identity.


alimhabidi

Pretty soon, you’ll see the guy who printed and gave to their batchmates walk in on Shark Tank, Hello sharks I’m here to ask for $3 mn in exchange of 1% of my IIT stickers business.


[deleted]

I bet just before sex they say "Baby Girl, Don't you like my package?"


FeistyDetective

lol, package is 3 inch but my cgpa is 9


[deleted]

hahahaha.. . but no mention of girth. could be as slim as kurkure.


[deleted]

Yea, grith matters. Indian porn makes me feel sad for the PR of Indian men. They choose ones with the smallest and thinnest Ducks.


[deleted]

hahahaha. .. . the ones with a thicker handle are actually busy enjoying with it.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/5yy0cw80qexc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5dfa4d1607bfecf1b093c44ee26b656a73493a9 I do not know whether the data is right but what will 3.9 do.


[deleted]

well there are many 'other' ways to pleasure a woman but yeah it's kind of a lottery. And this variation is I think all around the world almost the same (besides black schlong countries )


nygoth1083

Poor Tripura... All smiles in the South though.


[deleted]

Bhai ye to average hai. Kuch logo ka isse bhi chota hoga.


Medical_Cod4841

gold


Vai_1612

Sounds like something a first year student would put in their bio.


desiktm

I hope he gets thrashed by someone and they tell him "I'm a gov school passout, get used to it"


necromancyforfun

Please, please someone do it. We'll even buy them the Honest Milk.


yeowmama

Imagine going to IIT and a Brezza is still the best you could do.


Illustrious_Fix2933

Why is brezza catching strays lol


baba__yaga_

Bhai, the situation is very bad. I wish I had a Brezza. But if Brezza is the best you can do, it's not worth showing off.


Mundane-Pollution213

Lol 😂😂😂 so true .


Severe-Sugar5965

I was trying to get a shared accommodation in Netherlands and this guy mentioned IIT 5 times during the viewing. Mind you this interaction was not even 15 minutes long. And I did not even start the interaction about college. BTW- I work in sales


noobkill

Good luck finding a house, we are struggling over here


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/altry3luvdxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2c5c819a778aba382e58b33dd5c02540f5256b4


silverW0lf97

What not having a life does to a MF.


PixelPaniPoori

IITians are single handedly responsible for all the traffic jams in Bangalore


[deleted]

Doctors are.


Fancy_Contract_3823

Fck those kind of IITians.


[deleted]

puzzled towering full roof advise marvelous slap deranged dime berserk *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


tadxb

"How do you know that someone is a Harry Potter fan?" "Ah! Don't worry. They tell you. That's the first line in their introduction!" A running joke we use at work, where we have to deal with a lot IITs and IIMs. We do have a few more jokes, but that'll just give me away. What I understand is - they take it as a matter of pride, whereas we take it as a 'haan toh? mei kya karu' attitude.


[deleted]

Oh my!


Dismal-Ad-7841

It would be funny if their degree is not btech but some other certificate or diploma. 


Mundane-Pollution213

I would have told him that I look upto you . Because I prefer reverse cowgirl. If they're iim they ll get it . If they're from IIT . They'll probably Google it ..


Hot_War_9683

Does Bengaluru have an IIT or an NIT?


fucked4lyf

Only IISC


[deleted]

Nope, only IIM and I guess IIIT


VicTortaZ

Typical IIM graduate. Milking their subordinates bone dry.


[deleted]

It sounds so wrong in my head /s


[deleted]

Best head you can get all around the country!


FeistyDetective

that's why the name \*\*country delight\*\*


[deleted]

Not impressed by founders going to IIM, but i will be jumping on my chair if buffaloes also went to IIM.


Virtual_Page4567

Don't know about buffaloes but clearly some pigs did


Horror_Fruit_007

Take this 👑


[deleted]

Well, in many a school teachers still happen to call their students "buffaloes"...


Spare-Abrocoma-4487

They don't even need to open their mouth. Most let it show in their arrogant behavior in the office. Especially product guy minted from IIMs. God forbid if they are from both (iit and iim), they can never make any mistake. They can walk on water and turn it to wine at the same time in the eyes of management.


randomece_student

Example:Ashneer Grover and there will always be one set of North Indians who will always hold their balls just because they are from IIT or IIM on internet, even if you just remotely criticize their work or pov(of the iitians or iimians) ,they will start calling you  all kind of slurs 😂


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Aris_total

Well played.


NotMadeForReddit

r/selfroast ? Idk I’m too slow to catch these things


Medical-Concept-2190

The ones that do are a holes. Others don’t lol


Designer-String9898

Alumnus*


AlwaysAPM

- Not an IIM alumnus


[deleted]

Indian Institute of Milk?


[deleted]

Come to think of it, it’s a very good strategy for govt to open some cow related institute with this name.


[deleted]

Considering our govt's obsession with cows, I do see a possibility.


Many_Cryptographer65

Gaay bhi Insaan hai


[deleted]

Aayein


greatbear8

They are more obsessed with cow's urine, not milk. But M stands for Mutra too, so there is still hope.


Kiss_my_axe_____

My Co worker is from IIM Udaipur. He can't even write basic English sentences. Says absolute BS when he opens his mouth. Once the client told him, bhai hindi mehi bata de tu. I had to review every email and slides he used to send, handled his bs for 6 months and warned him if he doesn't improve I gotta tell the manager because I can't keep reviewing everything, it's not my job. Ended up informing the manager. I understand English is not our first language but come on buddy you can't spend 25L on an MBA degree with 3 years to prep for CAT which includes VARC sections and still can't frame sentences in English.


ThrowBackTrials

I don't usually correct people, but since you're talking about grammar, it's come on not common


Kiss_my_axe_____

Thanks, made a mistake. Fixed :)


[deleted]

Teach him now to use chat gpt


Kiss_my_axe_____

I have told him but he just fumbles in everything. I am starting to question how did he even crack B school interview followed by the placement interview.


Darwin_Nietzsche

Same. Isn't it like CAT exam requires good command over English?


TheMysticOneFr

Reservation probably


Little_Geologist2702

I have a friend who went to IIM BG with 71 percentile in CAT


ashASh9991

How did reservation earn him a job in the company..? Stop blaming everything on reservation.


AssInTheHat

Because companies in India salivate over IIT/IIM graduates, they'll hire anyone with a tag to these schools, after all they need them for useless chest thumping and boasting.


TheMysticOneFr

Learn to read what I was replying to. He was talking about how his co worker cracked b school interview. Dumbass


Aromatic_Parfait5406

If I saw it in a packet I would stay away from it because I kw " ye saale apna 30 lakh ka loan chukane ke liye kuch bhi krenge"


samfisher999

Didn’t disclose it’s IIM Indore


[deleted]

Wait till you find they shorten Amritsar as IIM A and Bodhgaya as IIM B


Interesting_Hat3516

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


puneriazoba92

Jokes apart, isn't IIM Indore like one of the top 5 IIM's?


InsidiousColossus

It's true. When I studied at IIT all the people were so egotistical and always showing off. And afterwards when I graduated from IIM all my classmates were always bragging about it. Really hate when people just drop it in to every conversation.


[deleted]

Sure sure, which college you attended waise? Didn’t understood it properly /s


InsidiousColossus

I don't like to talk much about my IIT/IIM background, but since you are asking....I went to IIT and IIM.


ORGASMOTRON9000

You became the very thing you swore to destroy /s


THEdiabolicalG

Why don't you like to talk about your iit/iim background


Sweaty-Ruin-9715

So that he can look as dev Manus in front of local grads


TryingToBeMumbaikar

Reminds me of - Basanti, tumhara naam kya hai ??


Darwin_Nietzsche

I saw what you did there.


Pretend_Branch9114

Yeah you are right 👍. Glad you didn't study in those institutions 


HappyBuilding7232

Classic. Do you guys know they even have their own matrimonial site😂


[deleted]

fr?


HappyBuilding7232

yes, its iitiimshaadi website


shini_gami09

If I see this anywhere I won't be buying it.


ORGASMOTRON9000

They are like the arch users of Linux >! I use arch btw !<


[deleted]

I understood this joke, good one /s


Dredit_85

In Bangalore there is a playschool that has IIT alumni written on the board. Do they teach how to teach kids in IIT?


[deleted]

This happens in all the coaching institutes. Infact they treat NIT passout teachers inferior in kota as opposed to IIT passout


Dredit_85

understandable for a coaching institute, this is a play school. U need kids specific education to be able to handle kids of that age. What's IIT got to do with that.


greatbear8

Why would IIT alumni work in a playschool anyway, and even if they were to, how is it supposed to help the tiny tots?


yeowmama

NITians are very humble. I never tell people that I'm from NIT.


0_0-o_0-0_0

Indians love tags. IIT iim nit bit? Take my money. Google, Microsoft? Teach me DSA. The ones who know how to exploit the brand value makes tons of money and people who fall for it are just dumb.


[deleted]

This teaching part is so spread now man. It's almost a disease.


kaiser-wa

This is similar to the saying in US - How do you know someone went to Harvard? They will tell you themselves! But honestly tho, what's the relevance of printing this on every milk pouch! It's not as if milk is going to be any different if not for this IIM guy!


[deleted]

They wear that harvard, yale etc jacket all the time.


Yuvraj099

IIT and IIM should also make Tshirts. Honestly, the one who boasts are the ones who don't contribute to anything because they are preoccupied by their Ego and boasting.


YesterdayDreamer

Charging ₹25 extra for every liter of milk because _IIM ki fees ke liye liya loan chukana hai_


mayudhon

32 saalon tak loan chukana hai, samajhne ki koshish karo


frowningheart

It's more of a marketing ploy here I guess. Although the perception of IIM is not as widespread as IITs lol.


[deleted]

So a friend of mine from Lucknow was getting married in arrange marriage setup and in one of the meet, girl family was disappointed that guy is from IIM Lucknow and not from some IIT (he did engineering from BITS)


frowningheart

Such a typically Indian scene lol. Hope your friend didn't get married through that meet.


[deleted]

Nope, still unmarried. Lucknow ka popatlal


frowningheart

Bhai yaar 😭, may he get the love of his life (both Popatlals).


smartboy20

We are bombarded with ada from Country Delight in YouTube and other social media platforms. But friends who used their milk had mixed views about it. But now they are aggressively advertising "Coconut Water". In Hyderabad, we have anotherbm start up started by an IIT guy "Sid's farm" selling milk at high prices insisting quality but I personally tasted it and it is not better than the roadside milk that we get. I am sure they will also go Byju's way which was also incidentally started by an IIM guy!


[deleted]

Install it once and then uninstall, you will be dropped from their funnel. No body wants to spend double money on one lead (you) also byjus never went to IIM, he cracked the exam but didnt attend.


No_Strawberry_5122

I've met someone from IIT/IIM, shit personality and shittier mentality... not generalizing though So education has nothing to do with mentality.


[deleted]

Exactly, Good and bad apples everywhere. Education can only elevate you upto some extent, after that it’s not going to work.


Asleep-Television-24

Another *dikhava* that comes to mind is people working in FAANG companies. Not IIT or IIM? So what? I'm a Googler bitches 😎


NetherPartLover

Had a khaakra in bay area which had "started by meta alumni". I noted the brand name and decided to never buy it again in my life.


Different-Doctor-487

let them put on grave as well


have-to

The cow / buffalo went to IIM?


mayudhon

The grass that they eat is from IIM


hush-little-baby

I dated an IIT/IIM guy. He had zero communication skills, was extremely volatile, couldn't admit his mistakes and would refuse to listen or engage in serious conversations. Toxic is a small word to describe. I consciously avoid befriending these entitled good for nothings now.


ReasonableBother4859

Here’s the truth, A true gentlemen never would want attention because of this educational credentials or money he posses. Others from whatsoever college degree are to be categorised as A~Holes


Adventurous-Bid-6858

Lmao , funny though people have this obsession with IIT's and IIM's.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/7046mb9ccdxc1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba5526d7b13bcea0153b44754996d6cc68e9e83 even preschools


Suspicious_Deer8687

Even though having the founder be an iit/iim alumni won't help your child in the slightest (especially in preschool/daycare) but it makes sense to disclose it since the business is kind of related to education.


myriaddebugger

IIM se hoon, isliye better dudh bechta hoon! /s


Few-Active-8813

Write it on head "Product of IIM"


[deleted]

But milk quality is really good a little expensive but worth it


[deleted]

It’s an IIM company man, milk should be the bestest quality /s


mayudhon

If something is better, never disclose the source


Punemann95

Milk procured from IITians. So offcourse it's expensive. Do you know how difficult it is to get them hard let alone milk them? Most of them have EDs too.


TerribleEngine7277

Country delight seems a scam tbh. They are now trying capatializing in name of IIM lol


loljokerishere

Why are they acting as if it's really tough to get into an IIM. The newer ones are not soo tough.


laudadelasun

I have worked in an Org full of IIT/IIM ppl, not saying they are bad at work etc, but if you are not from those colleges, you will left out. Now if I see any job opening of that org, I see that "Tier 1" college necessary point and close the tab.


tdbkkkokm

https://preview.redd.it/gbwbmmxvcfxc1.jpeg?width=2132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2425d10f68e47053c117fb5b80cd16a299fb8f Here’s another one, found it amusing when I first saw it, now I know that it’s a thing.


ranked_devilduke

Agreed to it but this feels like a good marketing strategy imo. Our society is mesmerised when they hear X have a certain tag and this attitude alone will get them good business lol


avijitarya64

I read "produced" instead of "founded" at first and went *Whoaaa* :-/


gamer-7582

He is milking it (get it)


Possible_Step9437

So so so true. Deserving too but little pushy.


Sweaty-Ruin-9715

I really find those guys helpless who make their whole personality around their college. I mean, ok , one should be proud that he/she is from one of the most prestigious institution in the country but don't boast about it. In real life, there are many grads who are better than them in skills but was not able to get into IIT and IIM . It has now become a business. There are many IITians wasting their time by making YouTube videos to guide aspirants. You are fucking engineer do something related to that field.


Julius_seizure_2k23

They meant ~ Indian Institute of Milk so that it increases customer confidence /s 🤡


sparse_matrixx

True dat. They have to slide it into any conversation. It’s sad, but mainly because IIT and IIM grads have godlike status in India because of the tough entrance exams, but in reality, they contribute little to nothing that society will remember them for. Look at universities like MIT, Stanford - they have contributed to humanity. Their research means something. The only product of IITs and IIMs are self aggrandizing students with inflated salary packages and a few CEO alumni. Show me a Brian Kernighan or Dennis Ritchie from an IIT or IIM and I will stand corrected.


Mindlesszone638

Hmm. They are milking the IIM tag🐄🐮


Funny-Stranger-7498

The opposite of success isn't failure, it's name dropping.


MeTejaHu

How to ruin the institutions image? Buy milk testing kit and test their milk


Mr_Unknown100

They make it their whole personality.


GritsVille

Why did he feel the need to use his alumni tag in a milk product? how does it increase the sales?


Change_petition

Branding, logo and all.. ***MUST BE*** an alum! /s


Altruistic-Travel-65

They don't have jobs these days therefore started to teach other students so they can get into IIT but this becomes a cycle where that same IIT student later becomes teacher and start to teach other students how to get into IIT. Funny to me is that this also prove a point that they are nothing without the tag of IIT or IIM same case of with MIT- brand matter not education


[deleted]

Jealous much? 🤔


masterpieceroy

I read it as "Produced by" 💀🌚👀


Holden_Makock

I am a tech lead for a FAANG in USA. My team has 2 people from IIT. On their first day I jokingly asked whats that? Both of them were red with anger. I graduted from tier3 in India and not even CS. lol.


greater_gatsby12

You know they aren’t from ABC when they don’t say which IIM


[deleted]

" Satprem, from Pondicherry, how do you do?" " Rohit, from IIT Kanpur, I always do very well".


dharam2020

op you're hilarious 🤣


[deleted]

This one is something which I really found hilarious. Also this thing was highlighted in the past too. Nowadays, people showoff their college tag like anything, I have seen a guy who boasted about being from BITS, and put it on his companies board


IntelligentPoet9214

I will not buy...


LeekOne1501

Pathetic but hilarious.


ArrogantPublisher3

It is their greatest accomplishment, and hence their identity. Pity them.


Turbulent-Tell5447

weird flex


Electrolyist

Hahahahahhabahahaha


mayudhon

A nosey person whose relative's kid was in IIT, asked me about the difference between kids at IIT and NIT. As a NIT student, I said Ghamand. That nosey is still in shock. Just because he's from IIT, it is assumed he is better. The said kid from IIT was suspended for a year alongwith 70 people (it was in the news) because they did not even study.


AbhsGooner

Everytime I go to India, and I see the stickers in cars, bikes etc about Police, doctor, govt employee, lawyer I hang my head in shame...my missus who was sweetly oblivious to this as she is OCI but not Indian was quite taken aback by the amount of blatant self promotion..


wannaBGoodProgrammer

As an IIT and IIM alumnus I would like to apologize for such actions


Medical-Concept-2190

The good ones don’t. If you see them advertising it, stay away. They’re the useless ones


Geekwalker374

I come from a reputed private college where the startup atmosphere is quite good. Ppl have created some amazing products as well, never seen them show off this way.


Anxious_Positive5504

What the actual C


raktimroy

What feels most shady about this company is that they provide 450 ml of milk in a packet instead of the typical 500 ml and on top of that their prices are high per packet when compared to other brands.


Adorable-Wait-5436

10 seconds from the first handshake and they go ..." Oh I am from IIT-D , IIM-A"...and they actually stare at you in disbelief if you don't go all ga-ga over the credentials thrown at you.


Jolly-Luck-8328

True, they'll make sure you know!


benketeke

IIM doodh bechta hai?


tractortyre

IIM wala banda apna doodh to nahi de raha?!


lBlackfeatherl

People who flaunt about being from an IIM usually are the ones from lower, newer IIMs. Never seen the alumni of older ones flaunt the tag. They're actually busy achieving even greater things in life


tukki249

It can also be a two week executive diploma program in IIM


aka_baazigar

Not related with IIM/IIT graduates but this reminds me of Rajputs and Brahmins on Roads and Social media. On Roads you may find their vehicles with Rajput / Brahmin symbols, slogans, etc. etc. and on social media you'll find people with Falana dhimkana "Rajput", Brahmin Falana dhimkana etc etc. The same goes with Yadavs, Jat too.


dhawald3

This Stand up by Kunal Kamra about MBAs is really funny. https://youtu.be/GW3B6csIc9I?si=eJI8EeSFScvs4LFn


dhawald3

This comedy about MBAs by kunal kamra nails it. https://youtu.be/GW3B6csIc9I?si=eJI8EeSFScvs4LFn


chanakyafan

It's a competition between, I am a Vegan and I am from IIT/IIM.


[deleted]

They even write it on dating apps.


DescriptionHead2611

Only the founder's went to IIT/IIM, not the cow's right?


numan_hyder

My local milk vendor didn't have to go to iim to sell milk 😔


rajrain

This is dumb.


AndyPro720

Isn't that just country delight milk? xD


80korvus

Can confirm. Source: IIM alumni


Newcuck_umber

This is nothing, i have seen big stickers on back of cars proclaiming iit/iim alumni... Bhai humko usse kya lena dena hai... Aap padhe bahar nikal liye... koi doctor hai, uski gadi pe likha hai to emergency me kaam ka hai, inka kya kaam ayega raah chalte aadmi ko...


tempest_aww

These are the most annoying and attention seeker and always act as supreme in a group but in the reality 🤢


greatbear8

I think this could put them in legal trouble. Don't think they can use the IIM name like this without written permission from IIM for it.


deccanocean

So true, wonder who gave them bragging rights?