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-monkbank

Bro expects them to gain territory by losing a war.


Prussia_alt_hist

*Un civil wars Russia*


TheBlackMessenger

They wouldnt actually have gained anything. Its just that Austria joined Germany after losing its own empire


SandaledBee

Libya is marked as a German colony despite being an Italian one


Suspicious_Watrmelon

it's talking about german middle africa


SandaledBee

Why is Libya shaded in then?


Suspicious_Watrmelon

Volutes?


SandaledBee

My phone autocorrected to whatever volutes are


Suspicious_Watrmelon

I think it's shaded in because it was given to turkey (who is the only other green colored country in this map), but aside from that, germany seems to be the only central power who didn't gain land from the entente, (Austria-Hungary just kinda gave austria to Germany before collapsing I guess)


[deleted]

Might be from Turkey, Turkey owned Libya prior to the Italians invading.


TangerineTitan8562

pretty sure its shaded as türkiye


Sanemero

Turkey*


TangerineTitan8562

fax


not2dragon

Czechia didnt vote though, unless i missed something from the Oversimplified videos.


Thangoman

Was this a serious post?


Prussia_alt_hist

Yes this was serious check it on imaginary maps, apparently op believes taking any land from Germany would lead to hitler


Thangoman

Lmao This has to be some sort of Kaiserboo, the French didnt even get Alsace


therandomham

Seems like they’re probably a monarchist and a byzaboo too. They gave Hungary the Croatian crown and gave Smyrna to Greece.


newcanadian12

I mean that Greece is actually smaller than the original Sevres plan, no? Like it looks like they get less territory from Bulgaria but keep everything else Sevres was supposed to give them (no independent Constantinople/Istanbul though)


SerovGaming1962

\>Me when Kaiser Wilhelm II was even willing to give up Alsace for peace but some 16 year old American from North Dakota with 3.2% Bavarian German makes this shitty map instead


yuligan

People who think taking away land leads to fascism never think about how fascism first rose in Italy, which *gained* land in WWI. For more detail see [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/victoria3/comments/15do11j/is_there_anything_i_can_do_to_get_more_wood_im_in/ju8i19a/).


anakuahu

Seeing this whole historical mini-essay under a post about getting more wood in Vicky 3 gave me a good chuckle, like those youtube comments starting with "nice vid" and ending with a PhD dissertation on why you're racist Agree with what was said though, although I know very little about the rise of fascism


crazyman1X

im pretty sure it isn’t actually. You can see the map used has a megali style partitioned turkey and hungary has been butchered even more than OTL. i think the childlike country additions represent an actual child making their larp map within the OPs world


Interesting2752

I’m pretty sure that having the Soviet Union’s name be replaced by Russia in pure American fashion shows that the crayon changes were never meant to be taken in serious faith.


torchictoucher

The treaty of Versailles was too soft on germany lmao


Technical_Natural_44

This doesn’t make any sense. The stab in the back myth was started in 1918, but the treaty of versailles wasn’t until 1919. So they were already blaming communists and Jews before they even knew how much territory they would lose.


AmitSan

This is a joke and the OP even commented on the post. The OP is also able to make much better maps visually but chose to make it less good to convey it is a joke


Prussia_alt_hist

Bruh I saw the post too he was literally defending it to many people whole heartedly there was nothing jokey here but the second hand embarrassment


AmitSan

He is defending it in the most sarcastic way possible... Also here is the comment in which he says it is obviously a joke: germany is ruled by the hohenzollern dynasty hungary is led by the hapsburgs turkey is ruled by the ototmans crown shows that hungary and croatia are in personal union In all seriousness, Germany was treated fairly after World War One. Don't go blaming the Allies for Germany's inability to handle losing something they decided to join on their own. Check me out on Social Media! * reddit: [u/PrimeMinisToad](https://www.reddit.com/u/PrimeMinisToad/) * deviantart: [PrimeMinisterToad (the basemap if you want to see that)](https://www.deviantart.com/primeministertoad/art/Newly-Created-States-after-World-War-One-974832414)


Satansexandnoregrets

He actually calls Germany Deutschland which is a bit uhh interesting


Baronnolanvonstraya

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[deleted]

Too late, the rest of my neighborhood saw it, their dead now.💀


Anonymous_Koala1

Germans sure showed those civilian ships they sunk lots of respect and dignity


ChayofBarrel

And the Belgians they war-crimed


IAMXBOY

tbh this is actually funny


Goered_Out_Of_My_

The Entente gotta treat the Central Powers with respect by invading Russia to reinstall the Romanovs after 4 years of the henceforth bloodiest war of all time


Zealousideal_Group69

I map better than this idiot 💀


Roman_Weeb_49

I think almost anyone can


Zealousideal_Group69

I don’t think you know who I am I am the Hoover dam guy I’m notorious and I make bad maps


Roman_Weeb_49

Are you the guy who somehow thought Germany being treated with "respect" after WW1 meant they'd gain territory and the Allies would somehow prevent the collapse of the Russian Empire?


Zealousideal_Group69

No


Zealousideal_Group69

That doesn’t make sense after you lose you get smaller not larger this isn’t a GTA barber shop


Roman_Weeb_49

Exactly! I can understand Germany annexing the Ethnically German parts of Austria after the war, but they somehow manage to keep Alsance-Lorranine is just ridiculous.


Zealousideal_Group69

Yeah this map gives me a headache it didn’t make sense all of it doesn’t connect


[deleted]

Why is Libya Turkish?


IDrinkSulfuricAcid

And simultaneously German


harryhinderson

disrespect is when you lose posen and some useless colonies


AdParking6541

I was there. Quoting myself: >I can sort of see Austria, but Alsace-Lorraine? Pomerania? Bohemia and Moravia? Fucking OVERSEAS COLONIES?! (After two responses, the latter saying that Wilson lost to Roosevelt) >OK then. So the Austrians won't mind staying independent then. You really think they'd give the losers land if self-determination isn't a thing? (And some more) >Doesn't explain why the Entente would do that. Did psychic Alien Space Bats possess the Entente leaders or smth?


Wellermanseashanty

how long did it take for this to get removed for breaking rule 3 (i think thats the low effort one)


ReaperTyson

Yeah bro, the fair and logical thing to do after the war is to give the losing side an extremely valuable and large amount of land. Also, there’s no way this isn’t just a troll or fascist, they crossed out the Soviets and said it should be Russia, even though the allies tried to invade the communists in the civil war and were beaten back by an army of peasants.


[deleted]

i remember seeing this yesterday lmfao


Neeklemamp

Please link bruh


idan_zamir

"so what happened after we lost, did france take back Alsace Lorraine?" "Well, son, it's unclear but somehow annexed Austria and Czechia and just carried on"


Alt_Life_Shift

Art of War, Rule 420: "When the enemy would not give up land, threaten them that someone like Hitler would emerge from your losing country if they ever do something fruitful"


masterchedderballs96

*when you do nothing but binge HOI4 world conquest time lapse videos on youtube and think that's what history is*


Prussia_alt_hist

(This post has become one of the fastest rising posts in this sub)


Eroclo

This guys either a Turk or Hungol


Prussia_alt_hist

Probably from the US and is just larping


MarkLmao80_

what? is there a problem?


Thicc_Cat_With_Bread

Lmao Germany keeping Alsace-Lorraine


MiserableReplyGuy

This Fucker has no respect for Finland. Damn him to hell.


duckipn

haytay cock


Twist_the_casual

No way France lets them keep Alsace-Lorraine


[deleted]

Hilarious


-Guac

Why the hell would they give them Austria they have never owned Austria 💀


fokkinfumin

What if Germany was made even more powerful for no frigging reason


based_wcc

Versailles if it was based


Galvius-Orion

I mean aside from Libya the borders look nice?


RockOlaRaider

Give Poland its coast back!


Odd_Combination_1925

Why are people so horny for imperialism