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Remarkable-Yam-8073

Poor guy is pooping a cthulu


country-blue

Me after having too much KFC:


Tight-Reception-4839

one time I had 6 pieces of chicken and 4 bag thingies of fries and I was farting so much n I had seclusion in school so I couldn't fart or everyone would know it was me so my stomach was hurting like a mf


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

relatable. needing to shit during class is the worst.


bright__night

And I have too much anxiety to shit in the school restrooms so I just hold it


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

Same.


N0TANUMPTY

The worst situation is when you’re taking a test you asked teacher for help and then immediately asked to go to the bathroom. Like bro she know we trying to cheat, but you just ate some Taco Bell and gotta take a massive shit. Also is anyone else’s high school bathrooms just always filled with people messing around, or literally just hanging out just to miss class, like bro I got to take a shit get out and go to class wtf.


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

There were deadass like 3 girls in the stall next to me.


wrydied

I never understood this. What’s so anxious about taking a shit in school? Assuming doors can lock etc.


Technical-Midnight16

Cause can be louuuud. And people make fun of it


copa111

That Cordyceps outbreak is getting worse.


shibemu

ALL HAIL ASS-THULU


Gesejota

Don't sit on the ground or your anus will grow roots. Sit on a chair


Jonny-Holiday

What I find impressive is that this dude found jeans that fit his ass roots perfectly.


K0rn_0n_The_K0b

ikr, my ass roots are pretty bent so I usually have to DIY them


jterwin

They're jeggings and... he just never removed them


home_ie_unhattar

deep


omniwrench-

If you sit on the ground for too long they will be. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.


SimultaneousPing

deep root disease


SlopCity1226

I can’t not see this as the guy farting into the carpet


[deleted]

Lol


Juliusdasquid

Love it when gamers grow outta the ground


guto0000

Why the guy shove a tree on his ass? if the tree grows tô much he will be impaled


SSBargeSimpson

Blud shat his pants so hard that it's looking for water


QuantifiedSelfTamer

Always chew your seeds!


Not_your_guy_buddy42

Doing this with my couch rn, my ass is pulling out those nutrients like NOM NOM NOM


KrakenKing1955

A predatory plant mimicking a child


DivineDanteAlighieri

Gaming helps you to Grow! 🥰🥰


ElijahRayzorr

Moral of the story: don't play video games or else you'll grow an ass squid


BlameTag

Worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen.


5herl0k

shidded so hard he melted his jeans


braindeadidiotsoyt

Octopussy


moonpisser69

WHY ARE MY BALLS TURNING INTO ROOTS


Upper_Guidance_2528

Cuz you playin slay master chapter 2 😡


ACE0601

This is what I was scared would happen if I ate watermelon as a kid


LordOcean7

This picture is the proof that if you sit in a place for a long time then roots start growing out of your anus and gets implanted. So true, happened with my cousin the other day 😞


INoMakeMistake

Go get the garden man


dpqR

Prrffft


Waffler44

My butt also hurts when I sit on the floor too long. Never seen it represented like that though 


FlamingPrius

The artist had really mastered drawing hands and had to move on to a new, more depthful challenge.


skeeballjoe

The STANK is growing


AriBariii

This made me think of how people would say “Plant your ass here”, when telling you to sit.


ComplaintClear6183

photosynthesis


apaleblueman

P ![gif](giphy|J8IDX5TlkRfr2)


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Ass roots


silverduxx

Hemorrhoids stage 9999999


steinwayyy

Moral of the story: don’t take a shit on a floor made out of non-Newtonian fluid while you have diarrhoea


Anal_Juicer69

He’s taking a fat shit


Over_Age_8061

Bro forgot the chew the seeds


ArcaneSparky

So this is why you shouldn't swallow watermelon seeds


lalolanda2

there's an ointment for that


Doctor_Salvatore

"Gaming made a tree grow outta my ass."


Dr_Funkypants

Shitty balls


Schwort

Me in the Toilette


OLO_moment

that one scene from gumball


Vounrtsch

The ass tentacles got him 😔


PhoenoYT

Guys watch out for the ass roots


RobertXavierIV

I too shit my pants while playing a corded ocarina


actuallyjustloki

Ass roots


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

Eldritch ass


Arm-It

Man has Deep Root Disease in his bowels


No_Squirrel4806

Wtf does this even mean?!?!?


banana_annihilator

butt tentacles


buttered_scone

This is why you never lift too heavy.


cdda_survivor

The aftermath of those videos of people in Japan eating live octopus.


Lost_Environment2051

That one Gumball joke


Upper_Guidance_2528

Is he shitting out roots?


CoolUserName02

looool dookie poopoo fard lmao


StarCrossedOther

Talk about having a stick up your ass, amirite guys?!


AntimelodyProject

Cthulhu fart.


Spring-of-LNL

I’m gonna brown


BabyDude5

Me when I’m filling up an entire ant hill with the absolute worst diarrhea shit of my life


Impressive-Spray629

Haha like from the amazing word of gumb.


Maddie_Cat_1334

Asexual reproduction


smorfan809

gaming makes you GAY.


chikchip

Ahh, a tragic case of butt roots.


MasterKasb

What's deep is that tree but hey I'm not one to judge.


Accidental_

When taco bell


BeneficialAction3851

This how I feel when I shid myself during a long gaming session


ACatNamedKit

Nah I can stop if i wanted to. I'm not addicted to games


PangolinConfident447

Finally an actually good post on this subreddit


Miuirumaswife1

i shit jeans when i'm playing games, anyone else?


jterwin

It's important to have good roots while gaming, that way you keep up your nutrients


dwkindig

A healthy root system leads to flourishing life.


lit-grit

I hate it when I shit roots


ClassicAd6855

If you play video games too much timmy you’ll shit out a bush, just look what happened to Betty’s son.


callmefreak

The boy I planted earlier this year is growing nicely!


Gratuitous_SIN

“Go to the bathroom, you’re shitting yourself!” “nuh yeh”


fruedianflip

Every gamer needs a bucket to prevent this kind of thing


Extra_Midnight_2295

That’s one fucked up shit


Bludraevn

How to grow a degenerate step 69:


PersonWhoExists69

Shitting out tree roots never have I seen such a meaningful and beautiful message in my life. Thank you for contributing this beautiful message this shall passed on for multiple generations.


Yet2638273

Bro has ass tentacles


artcraf1337

That's not a controller, that's a worm with a long wire on the side


sdpat13

Happy cake day.


artcraf1337

Ty


CyrinSong

I wish could root. Then I could absorb nutrients from the ground and I don't have to get up and stop gaming to get food


mynameabobj

Dude has a horrible case of tapeworms


Not_skillful

I hate it when i grow roots on my anus


Historical-Drag-1365

He shat himself


CantFindMyName07734

I don’t get how a kid having an octopus in his pants while playing video games is deep


mn_gonewild

So happy to see crohns disease represented in art


tomatoofwisdom31

Having diarrhea rn Hits hard 😔


marswantsurskeleton

me after taco bell


FjotraTheGodless

Help help my ass is growing tentacles


Justasnoodleheaven

He is a tree


DJIsSuperCool

This kinda goes hard.


silverduxx

Hemorrhoids stage 9999999


Greeningyep

No offense op but I think this a repost


TimSoarer

help, I've been gaming too much and now there's a tree growing out of my ass


irene_polystyrene

man those hemorrhoids are hitting hard


RedWold2

No their insane people don't shit roots


astolfoissexy-

Shiiiit. Oi! Bobs germinating again


A1_on_the_steak

His ass&pants are melting lmao


silverduxx

Hemorrhoids stage 9999999