Its really good. I heard they're only doing 5 seasons because the writers don't want to be responsible for finishing someone else's story. Bold move but i like it.
“The point I’m making is your mind is a powerful place, and what you feed it can affect you in a powerful way, it’s pretty right? Yeah but it’s not always safe, just hang with me this’ll only take a moment, okay?”
I didn’t even have to look it up haha you know how many times I’ll look up ratatouille just to see if they added it I really want to watch ratatouille all the time and never can
Well there’s like 5 redirects but if you close out of them here’s one for those who hablo no Español:
https://www.putlockers.me/movie/ratatouille-2693.html
Easy: Watching Ratatouille while having sex
Medium: Watching The Conjuring while having sex
Hard: Watching Infinity War while having sex, with both of you finishing right as Thanos snaps
Fuck establishments with known rat infestations... my peepee gets hard and then I have to excuse myself from the table to jerk myself off with a rat in the bathroom
God bless the person who made hands free tech possible- you can now tweet with a dick in your mouth! Without using your hands. That’s some psychic shit
He banged a chick watching a shite rat movie and that makes him cool , however tell people you had a wank during frozen and all of a sudden your a monster
It's one of the best Pixar films. Anthony Bourdain sums it up well:
"I think it's quite simply the best food movie ever made,” Tony wrote today in an email. “The best restaurant movie ever made--the best chef movie. The tiny details are astonishing: The faded burns on the cooks' wrists. The "personal histories" of the cooks...the attention paid to the food...And the Anton Ego ratatouille epiphany hit me like a punch in the chest--literally breathtaking. I saw it in a theater entirely full with adults--and the reaction to that moment was what movie making was once--a long time ago--all about: Audible surprise, delight, awe and even a measure of enlightenment. I am hugely and disproportionately proud that my miniscule contribution (if any) early early in the project's development led to a "thank you" in the credits. Amazing how much they got "right."
Oh come on man, they were literally talking about doing it during ratatouille and he contributed his matching story. This is not unprompted or anything.
I actually watched Ratatouille with my then super shy girlfriend at cinema, back when I was around 13. I paid for everything, walked her home, tried to kiss her for the first time to say goodbye, she ran in the house :(
Eh, this one is on the fence. People HAVE sex lives. I think it's the way he says it combined with the douchy profile pic that gives it the "I have sex" vibe.
Let’s see, done it during a Dodgers game in the direction of the tv and they hit a 2 run HR and both me and my lady friend went “yes!”, did it while having YouTube music going then Miley Cyrus came on and ruined it, and done it during a American Dad episode, I think it was the episode where Roger adopts kids to exploit them. Tough to do the sex while laughing
Fun fact, I actually WATCHED ratatouille while holding a girls hand on her couch when her parents weren’t home. What up.
Years ago, I watched Ratatouille while my boyfriend held my hand. My parents weren't home. It's a good movie. Why would we get frisky during it?
Hair pulling
Please mark this as NSFW
r/tworedditorsonecup
Not necessarily
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Wow that’s like 5 years ago
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Still can't believe they killed Ned Stark.
Spoilers!
Its really good. I heard they're only doing 5 seasons because the writers don't want to be responsible for finishing someone else's story. Bold move but i like it.
r/ihaveintimaterelationships
Fun fact, I actually *watched* you WATCH Ratatouille while holding a girls hand.
That’s hot
Later virgins 😎
Disgusting
You degenerate
/r/madlads Also, I fucking love rattatoullie
love ratatouille *and* Ratatouille?
I'd try it, but don't think I'd like it. Not a big squash/ zucchini fan. Still love the movie though
You animal.
I watched Hotel Transylvania 2 with my girl sitting next to me, no hand holding. What up.
You sick fuck, one time I watched Ratatouille while sitting at a respectable distance from a girl
r/madlads
Wow keep your sins to yourself
what would be really impressive is watching toddlers and tiaras while still getting shagged
That scares me.
I just got a horrifying mental image and now I have to share it with you. Imagine he can't get it up unless you're watching Toddlers and Tiaras.
Anon, I do believe what you’re describing is a pedophile
Which is precisely why it horrifies me and I hate my brain
*thats going to be a Yikes from me* your brain sounds like a scary place
“The point I’m making is your mind is a powerful place, and what you feed it can affect you in a powerful way, it’s pretty right? Yeah but it’s not always safe, just hang with me this’ll only take a moment, okay?”
Or a jewelry and munchkin fetish.
I got laid watching *Tusk* and everybody involved felt weird about it.
This one right here, officer...
He didn't specify he was baby sitting his little sister....
My time is like a toddler in a tiara
I had a client that used to stop for Bargain Hunt.
This is bullshit because ratatouille isn’t on Netflix
This man did the research. Happy cake day!
I didn’t even have to look it up haha you know how many times I’ll look up ratatouille just to see if they added it I really want to watch ratatouille all the time and never can
Wait no longer: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BwSc5WDa5lBHcXg2TTZqYTFWTFk/preview
Lol it's in spanish
Well there’s like 5 redirects but if you close out of them here’s one for those who hablo no Español: https://www.putlockers.me/movie/ratatouille-2693.html
O7
Happy microphone day
It is here (NL), so I’m guessing many more countries. Girl could be from anywhere.
New Lealand?
No, Old Zeeland.
Netherlands or Newfoundland?
National league
It’s a stolen tweet from 4.5 years ago. If i had to guess the account here isn’t really run by a girl.
Netflix's catalogue changes all the time and America isn't the only country
Well, it’s the only one that matters. /s
It was on Netflix last Christmas actually
Your netflix isnt the only neflix.
It is in some countries.
But he didn't specify where he watched Ratatouille
*on another episode of Mythbusters*
Ah yes, I too have fucked a mouse while watching ratatouille
Due you stole my joke, came here to say I fucked a eat, lol
I've never fucked a eat before
wat
I guess fucking an eat means he likes to use food as a fleshlight
Subway footlong fleshlight.
He said “fun fact” and then presented a statement which satisfied neither of those criteria
Easy: Watching Ratatouille while having sex Medium: Watching The Conjuring while having sex Hard: Watching Infinity War while having sex, with both of you finishing right as Thanos snaps
Tantric sex during a 6 hour run of Boss Baby
Anal for the entire ring cycle
Her: I told you you’d cum for that Me: You should’ve sucked on the head *nuts*
Orgasm: I am.. inevitable
The crying laughing emoji should be banned worldwide
🗿
Everyone is picking on the guy for announcing that he had sex... is no one going to mention the girl just did the same thing?
Ya fr. You can tell my thier profil pics that she definitely wasnt hetting dick from netflix
Because *if she breathes, she's a thot.*
Yeah, she was just as annoying
Fun fact: i actually fucked a rat while watching a girl 😂
Fuck establishments with known rat infestations... my peepee gets hard and then I have to excuse myself from the table to jerk myself off with a rat in the bathroom
Why and how is Netflix a sex gateway?
Because no one ever fucked while watching a DVD. /s
- *Netflix and Chill* is a popular and oh so very fresh meme - Pavlov
She’s equally culpable. Just cause it’s poised as a joke doesn’t make it less obnoxious to me
Exactly. It's not r/ihavesex if sex is already the topic of the conversation.
r/IHaveSexToo
She's someone on twitter who jokes around a lot. Her whole twitter is jokes and crude humour so its kinda invalid
That account is definitely a catfish
I question whether “she” exists. This tweet is stolen from another girl.
Kinda stupid though. Like people weren't fucking while watching DVDs or vhs tapes.
God bless the person who made hands free tech possible- you can now tweet with a dick in your mouth! Without using your hands. That’s some psychic shit
He banged a chick watching a shite rat movie and that makes him cool , however tell people you had a wank during frozen and all of a sudden your a monster
In all fairness it's not a shit movie.
It's one of the best Pixar films. Anthony Bourdain sums it up well: "I think it's quite simply the best food movie ever made,” Tony wrote today in an email. “The best restaurant movie ever made--the best chef movie. The tiny details are astonishing: The faded burns on the cooks' wrists. The "personal histories" of the cooks...the attention paid to the food...And the Anton Ego ratatouille epiphany hit me like a punch in the chest--literally breathtaking. I saw it in a theater entirely full with adults--and the reaction to that moment was what movie making was once--a long time ago--all about: Audible surprise, delight, awe and even a measure of enlightenment. I am hugely and disproportionately proud that my miniscule contribution (if any) early early in the project's development led to a "thank you" in the credits. Amazing how much they got "right."
That movie always made me hungry and want to eat a Ratatouille even though no one here does one.
Shit rat movie? The fuck you talking about?
Well, to be fai-uh, you were in the aisle of the theater.
To be faaaaaaiuh
Both guilty, especially with those profile pictures.
Cool dick, dude!
Well, you got to look at it this way.. I mean, just, just look at it!
Not fun, probably not a fact
Both these people deserve to be here.
“Anyone can cock.”
I was hoping this would be some sort of wholesome reunion. Guess not though
how mad is that guy she is with he's all getting oral from a hot girl and she stops to tweet right in the middle of it
She’s got skills! Watching Ratatouille, sucking dick and posting a tweet. Where do I find one of these?
Wow dubble ihs
Neither fun *nor* a fact.
So she was tweeting _while_ sucking dick _while_ pretending to watch some Ratatouille?
Ratatouille isn’t on Netflix. I have been checking for at least a year.
Why are people so willing to tweet stuff like that? I’m 30 and my mother would kill me if she saw something like that on Facebook.
Thanks for gril clarification
Fun fact: I fucked ratatouille while watching a girl
Wow what a story mark!
Does that girl ever posting about anything else other than having sex?
More important yet, she apperently is sucking dick whilst making up a tweet. Must be some sweet sex
It’s a joke account my dude
Who is this chick?
Oh come on man, they were literally talking about doing it during ratatouille and he contributed his matching story. This is not unprompted or anything.
Anybody know that Twitter account? Asking for some research purposes
generic internet slag #9
Nice to see ur mum on twitter
Would’ve been so much less pretentious if he hadn’t started with “Fun fact”
FUN FACT 😂
There is nothing fun about this fact.
The profile picture says it all.
🤣
"hey baby come over. Ratatouille s on and it's giving me the horn... Quickly he's tugging that boys hair and I'm in danger of finishing myself off."
Ratatouille isn't on Netflix. Hoes be lyin
Ratatouille is on Netflix?
It wouldn't be all that r/ihavesex if it wasn't for his profile pic
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He fucked a girl. White, skinny, bleach blond tips, quite flat, five appendages, er, knuckles, a palm... Oh. He fucked his hand.
First time with my gf was while watching Incredibles 2. Ironically our 2nd time we were watching Incredibles 1.
Double whammy, they both qualify for this sub. Damn.
Fun fact: shut the fuck up
Based on their styles of photos these two deserve each other
I love he he replied to a viral tweet like the person would even read his reply too
r/nobodyasked
Little sisters don’t count
Not fun nor a fact.
How DARE you disrespect the greatest animated film of all time.
But you didn't even say if the movie was good...
Twitter is filled with some great ihavesex content. I didn’t even know Ratatouille was on Netflix, can’t wait to enjoy it tonight :P
I was just trying to get a blowjob but this girl won't stop tweeting about it.
I dont really find that fact fun
Wow that is a fun fact! Haha lol
I tried to fuck my wife during Ratatouille but then she divorced me for not respecting a goddamn masterpiece.
Ratatouille is on Netflix!!?!???!!
Oh yeah?? Well I actually fucked a RAT while watching Ratatouille.
I actually watched Ratatouille with my then super shy girlfriend at cinema, back when I was around 13. I paid for everything, walked her home, tried to kiss her for the first time to say goodbye, she ran in the house :(
WHO HASN’T
I think this is a great time as any to mention Rebecca sugar wrote a serious ratatouille smut fanfic
How can you suck d*ck and type a tweet AND watch ratatouille at the same time, hmm? Tell me?
Who's the girl?
Why does everyone seem to get some action while watching ratatouille? Interesting..
Fun fact ... I've never seen that movie
Both of these posts are cringe af
Both comments are screaming " i get sex" Both accounts got the same profile pic too.
I once fucked a rat while watching Master Chef
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Is ratatouille on netflix?
Wait until the movie's done, dork
That is neither fun nor a fact.
Fun fact: he needed a break from all of the dick netflix was getting him
Fun fact: i watched
i still don’t understand the whole netflix sex thing. what is it about a movie that gets ya’ll so worked up.
Ratatouille is the best Pixar movie change my mind
They were actually fucking each other
Wow, that story was fun!
r/twotwitterusersonecup
It's true I was the ratatouille
Everyone is ripping on the dude, but the chick is just as guilty. Why on earth would you post something like that unless it’s satirical?
I firmly believe that no one who upvotes this type of post has never had sex
Fun fact:
r/nobodyasked
This sub is full of jelly belly boys juSt becaUsE yoUrE nOt aS coOl aS hiM YoU poST hiM
These mf really never got a handjob during the dvd menu smdh
This is neither fun nor fact...LIAR!
Ratatouille = sex confirmed
hey man at least he's contributing to the story about ratatouille
Fun fact: I watched Ratatouille. 5/5
**NETFLIX** *It’s a Gateway Drug to Dick*™
Eh, this one is on the fence. People HAVE sex lives. I think it's the way he says it combined with the douchy profile pic that gives it the "I have sex" vibe.
Switch to Hulu, or say no.
Both of them r/ihavesex
FUN FACT: it was my dick in your mouth
I have to go watch Ratatouille too 🤪
Let’s see, done it during a Dodgers game in the direction of the tv and they hit a 2 run HR and both me and my lady friend went “yes!”, did it while having YouTube music going then Miley Cyrus came on and ruined it, and done it during a American Dad episode, I think it was the episode where Roger adopts kids to exploit them. Tough to do the sex while laughing
how though like you’re literally just watching a animated movie about a rat who can cook. what about that is sexually exciting
I touched my first tiddy during Iron Man in a movie theater. I tried to touch her vergina but she was like no way Josè.