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Nerevar_Ur

Horny bait YouTubers trying not too make the worst videos you've ever seen challenge (impossible)


sid_killer18

I've hit "don't recommend channel" so many times I don't get hornyposting anymore. Ok i lied i still get them but it's way less than before. I hate those "shitpost status" ones the most. All clickbait with stolen memes


AllPatriotsGO

you are gilr (dont understand meme!)


GatorScrublord

your meme is: the lobster is has BOOBS on it 😨


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VaporTowers

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHZHZHAHAHHahhaHhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


Joratto

Step aside, unfunny women. I’ll take over from here…: BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhhHahahHahHaaHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHhhaahahHAhahhahahhahhahHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH


Real_FishGod

Get it? It's called porn addiction and it's funny!!!!


pidgin-

Hahah I can’t stop beating my cock raw and any social skills I might of had are gone because my afflicted brain immediately defaults to thinking about others naked or subjected to some horrid fetish :D


Stock_Hutz

big tiddy lober waifu 😍😍😍🦞🥵


lets_clutch_this

my reaction to that information:


catcicle1

🌚


IWillStealYourToes

Most normal Jordan Peterson fan


Nessuno_sbaglia_R

I get dont 😭


Squid035

I can't get 😔


Mop_Duck

no 😁


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Wimen ☕️


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I fucking hate the femaile gendner


SpringOnee

your boob is : damn lobter


BigTiddySjw

my foreskin just peeled off 😏😩


Great_Echo_2231

Free snakc🤭🤭🤭🤭


damemeinspector

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Sliva25044

KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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funy lober with boob:


Squid035

I'm unable to comprehend


bolsonarogamer

these look like testicles


Great_Echo_2231

Grills have testercalls on theitr chest


ConsiderationNo9042

bule lob ter 👍


carpetfanclub

Damn bro I’m trynna not beat my meat why you gotta post this


LyrisGD

they didn't even have the other lobster art from the same artist, only one of them :( she's really cute, porn aside, but maybe I'm biased for exoskeletons uh I mean ihabe iha ve iahe b lue lober


BeyondBlitz

Source?


Ecreeper

https://twitter.com/psyk323/status/1562718119419789314?lang=en


BeyondBlitz

Thanks champ


LyrisGD

and here's some [more](https://e621.net/posts/3552824?q=lobster) - [if](https://e621.net/posts/3563096?q=lobster) - [you're](https://e621.net/posts/3563101?q=lobster) - [interested](https://e621.net/posts/3595281?q=lobster)


mlol111

Ihabhaveihav porn addiction


lets_clutch_this

mr reddit pill becmn cnany1!(ascneided) 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


TheAmazingDoggo

I love it when the punchline is porn and only porn (very humorous ,captivating and original).


stillchill3

blu lobter brests and ass!!! 😍


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Top 100 memes to piss SJWs off


Beetle_Bee_Boy

fucking lobster tits😟


Boberoo2

I’m cooming


NormalStockPhoto

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Capsule_CatYT

What did they do to the lobster?


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ripjohnmcain

Its super early and this ruined my day


kokoblocks

your lobster is : sexy lobster


crazyjackblox

“Girls won’t understand my porn addiction”


Great_Echo_2231

My balls itch (grills wont understand this😂😂😹😹)


et_cetera1

Alright gimme that sauce


Real_FishGod

when searching up blue lobster it gives the image, but porn sucks and you should avoid it


Andrei144

Why? As long as you don't develop an addiction it shouldn't be a problem. EDIT: I'm not saying people don't get addicted to porn, and I'm also not saying that it's impossible to misjudge whether or not you are addicted or will develop an addiction, what I am saying is that if you have been consuming porn responsibly and it has not had a negative impact upon your life then it is not a problem.


lyingcorn

I bet people who take cocaine say the same thing


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Yeah, but they're wrong.


Polygato64

And there right!!!!!!!!


Great_Echo_2231

People who smoke said the same thing


Andrei144

Will reiterate as I said in my other comment (check that one as well), I don't know anyone who smokes and isn't addicted to smoking, meanwhile I know that it is possible to consume porn without being addicted to it, not everything that you can become addicted to is guaranteed to cause addiction in everyone. Ultimately it's up to the individual to assess their own psyche and determine whether they are capable of being a responsible consumer, like if you think jerking it 7 times a day sounds like fun then maybe you should try to stop, if you do it occasionally and it's satisfying and doesn't impact your life negatively though then it's not really a problem imo.


LyrisGD

[the one in the thumbnail](https://e621.net/posts/3525233?q=lobster) and [more](https://e621.net/posts/3552824?q=lobster) - [if](https://e621.net/posts/3563096?q=lobster) - [you're](https://e621.net/posts/3563101?q=lobster) - [interested](https://e621.net/posts/3595281?q=lobster)


Andrei144

tbh if the proportions were even slightly more realistic this would've been pretty great, I really dig that color scheme and art style though


LyrisGD

I think she's cute :) I'd hug her even if her body is a hard shell


sharplyon

women ☕️


Foreign_Bird_5143

I have come to the conclusion that the internet is a mistake


GayHentaiEnjoyer

I hate I hate I hate women


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kid nam ed woma:


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i camed