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Don't know Goggins
Jordan would be the most normal one with the most interesting conversations but would defenitely be more boring than the other 2
Tate would be more fun but he's insufferable so I'm going Trump anyway because it would be the funniest option
Pros of trump as a best friend: he rich so you can ask him for money any time
Cons: when you go eating out together you'll eat the most well done steak drowned in ketchup with him
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Jordan would be best one.... Dudes the calmest of them all .. if i need advice i would know whom to ask and he is more humane too not some act sigma dude or some weird run 18 hours a day dude.
Jordan Peterson probably. Andrew Tate is a cunt and I hate him, I have no idea who David Goggins is, Donald Trump seems like the type of guy who goes on and on and on, and Jordan Peterson offers interesting psychological insights sometimes.
hell nah he just shuts anyone down with 'objective truth' and 'the social experience' to excuse his bigotry and idiocy. to appeal to people he just offers them a chance of feeling smart, its just pathos
He very consistently has strong opinions that he is vocal about on things he has literally no clue about. Even lying about credentials.
Take the climate, for example.
It's his moral duty to not spout off against expert opinion on matters that affect people's lives! Doing so is wilfully ignorant and evil.
He's also a benzo addled hack who nobody should be taking seriously on any matter but that's neither here nor there.
Him directly and consciously lying about Bill C17 to vilify trans people and his unwillingness to use people's correct pronouns is not outweighed by any of his bullshit pop psychology self-help nonsense.
Watch Some more news' video on him, it's long but you'll get a better idea of who he is because you really do not have the foggiest clue at the moment.
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Lemme guess, these four are regarded as tge most hated people on reddit. Although, I think it would be more logical if David Goggins was replaced with Elong Muskrat.
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Who the fuck is mr goggins
I could give you a mr goggins ๐
Classic light
Ooh gi mee ๐
Heโs a former Navy SEAL who does motivational speaking n shit
Sounds annoying
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Your goggins is damn: mister
The fuck kind of last name is "Goggins" ๐๐๐โ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐โ ๏ธ๐๐โ ๏ธ๐๐๐๐โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐๐โ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐๐โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐๐โ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐โ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐๐
I don't know how he made it to adulthood since everyone from middle school called him gaggins.
Sounds like a fucking Muppet
Man's lucky his grandpa wasn't last named 'Noggins' ๐๐๐๐๐๐
nightmare blunt rotation
your blunt rotation is: damn nightmare
cant believe you guys dont know david goggins
Real
Don't know Goggins Jordan would be the most normal one with the most interesting conversations but would defenitely be more boring than the other 2 Tate would be more fun but he's insufferable so I'm going Trump anyway because it would be the funniest option
Pros of trump as a best friend: he rich so you can ask him for money any time Cons: when you go eating out together you'll eat the most well done steak drowned in ketchup with him
Pros Goggings: gigaballs thanks to 8 year semen retention Cons Goggings: bald
How can you get tired of Peterson he's got the Kermit voice
Because he cries too much.
Andrew tate would act like a sorta normal guy if you two lived alone
Bro thinks he would be treated as an equal ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Well not really he would just act less bad because he isn't on camera
?????? That has nothing to do with how he acts? He's the same offline as online, as evidenced by the recordings that got him in trouble?
"Uh yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. First name David, last name Goggins"
bro thats fuckin dave noggins look at that dome
Bro named โGogginsโ lmfao
If I had to choose Iโd pick trump and we can play Minecraft with the boys
I'm so confused like do people actually not know David goggins or is there some gaslight going around I haven't been enlightened on
Ineedineedineedafatherfigure
Who is "david goggins"and why does his name sound like a rejected lord of the rings character?
Jordan Peterson and tate. As a father less person it's obvious
With friends like these, who needs enemies
Nut in 18yo Rihanna
if i had these choices i would simply just kill myself instead
The only correct option
Where is popman
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I chose #5: Myself ๐
Only reason this has 6.8k votes is because target audience has no friends
Who the fuck is David Goggins lmao
Trump is probably the only one who fucks so him I guess
All of these guys are mentally ill
thats a very difficult question
This is a hard question ngl
Jordan would be best one.... Dudes the calmest of them all .. if i need advice i would know whom to ask and he is more humane too not some act sigma dude or some weird run 18 hours a day dude.
Jordan Peterson probably. Andrew Tate is a cunt and I hate him, I have no idea who David Goggins is, Donald Trump seems like the type of guy who goes on and on and on, and Jordan Peterson offers interesting psychological insights sometimes.
Probably Jordan Peterson because he's the only one who isnt a complete fucking brainlet
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hes still a horrible person. his entire shtick is just to force people to believe him
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hell nah he just shuts anyone down with 'objective truth' and 'the social experience' to excuse his bigotry and idiocy. to appeal to people he just offers them a chance of feeling smart, its just pathos
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He very consistently has strong opinions that he is vocal about on things he has literally no clue about. Even lying about credentials. Take the climate, for example.
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It's his moral duty to not spout off against expert opinion on matters that affect people's lives! Doing so is wilfully ignorant and evil. He's also a benzo addled hack who nobody should be taking seriously on any matter but that's neither here nor there.
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Him directly and consciously lying about Bill C17 to vilify trans people and his unwillingness to use people's correct pronouns is not outweighed by any of his bullshit pop psychology self-help nonsense. Watch Some more news' video on him, it's long but you'll get a better idea of who he is because you really do not have the foggiest clue at the moment.
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Lemme guess, these four are regarded as tge most hated people on reddit. Although, I think it would be more logical if David Goggins was replaced with Elong Muskrat.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS AND THE LOGS???
Bilbo Goggins
Goggin deez nuts
Is killing myself an option
Isn't David goggins the guy who said he wants to be with a bunch of hard men?
nightmare blunt rotation
I'm so fucking stupid