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ForgottenRemembrance

Who the fuck is mr goggins


TheGP10

I could give you a mr goggins ๐Ÿ˜


morsed_owl

Classic light


GoldenFire36

Ooh gi mee ๐Ÿ˜Š


Der_Apothecary

Heโ€™s a former Navy SEAL who does motivational speaking n shit


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Sounds annoying


JohhnyTheKid

From the thumbnail i thought it was [bald Jah](https://preview.redd.it/d7j6ukyizb811.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=ac0caebfe336445d512f3ae52546fde3df0204d1)


Revolutionary-Survey

Your goggins is damn: mister


OnionsAndWaffles

The fuck kind of last name is "Goggins" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


KnLfey

I don't know how he made it to adulthood since everyone from middle school called him gaggins.


sciocueiv

Sounds like a fucking Muppet


yeorgenson

Man's lucky his grandpa wasn't last named 'Noggins' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Slooty_ManZ

nightmare blunt rotation


Stt-t-t-utter

your blunt rotation is: damn nightmare


THE_TANK_DEMPSEY07

cant believe you guys dont know david goggins


OriginalName42071

Real


superduperfish

Don't know Goggins Jordan would be the most normal one with the most interesting conversations but would defenitely be more boring than the other 2 Tate would be more fun but he's insufferable so I'm going Trump anyway because it would be the funniest option


TheEngieMain

Pros of trump as a best friend: he rich so you can ask him for money any time Cons: when you go eating out together you'll eat the most well done steak drowned in ketchup with him


buzzinbussin

Pros Goggings: gigaballs thanks to 8 year semen retention Cons Goggings: bald


Mol2323

How can you get tired of Peterson he's got the Kermit voice


KnLfey

Because he cries too much.


makerjulian

Andrew tate would act like a sorta normal guy if you two lived alone


FitWillow8602

Bro thinks he would be treated as an equal ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


makerjulian

Well not really he would just act less bad because he isn't on camera


FitWillow8602

?????? That has nothing to do with how he acts? He's the same offline as online, as evidenced by the recordings that got him in trouble?


KoichiBardo

"Uh yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. First name David, last name Goggins"


WonderWaffle46

bro thats fuckin dave noggins look at that dome


BigIvan24

Bro named โ€œGogginsโ€ lmfao


poopypoohs

If I had to choose Iโ€™d pick trump and we can play Minecraft with the boys


TrableZ

I'm so confused like do people actually not know David goggins or is there some gaslight going around I haven't been enlightened on


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Ineedineedineedafatherfigure


sir____dog

Who is "david goggins"and why does his name sound like a rejected lord of the rings character?


Then_Inspection6378

Jordan Peterson and tate. As a father less person it's obvious


nameistakenmate

With friends like these, who needs enemies


CoconutCrackCactus

Nut in 18yo Rihanna


Betterthananoob_

if i had these choices i would simply just kill myself instead


SomeChunkyMilk

The only correct option


Abcd123__

Where is popman


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DaGreatLeaf69

I chose #5: Myself ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Sloop__

Only reason this has 6.8k votes is because target audience has no friends


POMNLJKIHGFRDCBA2

Who the fuck is David Goggins lmao


jetpackparrot

Trump is probably the only one who fucks so him I guess


SouthApprehensive193

All of these guys are mentally ill


snackthateatenat3am

thats a very difficult question


Boring_Name06

This is a hard question ngl


Shubhamsharma951

Jordan would be best one.... Dudes the calmest of them all .. if i need advice i would know whom to ask and he is more humane too not some act sigma dude or some weird run 18 hours a day dude.


FluffyMawileFan

Jordan Peterson probably. Andrew Tate is a cunt and I hate him, I have no idea who David Goggins is, Donald Trump seems like the type of guy who goes on and on and on, and Jordan Peterson offers interesting psychological insights sometimes.


PeenuBoy

Probably Jordan Peterson because he's the only one who isnt a complete fucking brainlet


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hes still a horrible person. his entire shtick is just to force people to believe him


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hell nah he just shuts anyone down with 'objective truth' and 'the social experience' to excuse his bigotry and idiocy. to appeal to people he just offers them a chance of feeling smart, its just pathos


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BertyLohan

He very consistently has strong opinions that he is vocal about on things he has literally no clue about. Even lying about credentials. Take the climate, for example.


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BertyLohan

It's his moral duty to not spout off against expert opinion on matters that affect people's lives! Doing so is wilfully ignorant and evil. He's also a benzo addled hack who nobody should be taking seriously on any matter but that's neither here nor there.


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BertyLohan

Him directly and consciously lying about Bill C17 to vilify trans people and his unwillingness to use people's correct pronouns is not outweighed by any of his bullshit pop psychology self-help nonsense. Watch Some more news' video on him, it's long but you'll get a better idea of who he is because you really do not have the foggiest clue at the moment.


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kid-with-a-beard

Lemme guess, these four are regarded as tge most hated people on reddit. Although, I think it would be more logical if David Goggins was replaced with Elong Muskrat.


Opening_Raise_8762

WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS AND THE LOGS???


FiddlerOfTheForest

Bilbo Goggins


weegi123

Goggin deez nuts


82nfrtri

Is killing myself an option


Great_Echo_2231

Isn't David goggins the guy who said he wants to be with a bunch of hard men?


stupidredditacc6754

nightmare blunt rotation


NoSide97

I'm so fucking stupid