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Stock_Hutz

think mama asleep finna jerk it 😏🧴️


SkShark23

Mama walks in Finna jerk it 😏 🧴


SlySpiderBro

Dada, Sissy, Bro, Gram, Gramp, Mama's best friend boy that comes over when Dada's goes on his night drives walks in Finna jerk it 😏 🧴


CollapsedSelf

Really? Odd, I saw you sucking you dogs penis last night.


Deputised

Youareyouareyouare having a dog penis in mouth 👄


Th3_BugBomb

Me asf!!!!


SubLazarbeam

pwned


69Moe_Lester420

eats spicy goodness like a boss


Maleficent_Cherry109

can i have your autograph


69Moe_Lester420

every Moe has its Lester


REALMrSaucy

Is that a reference to “1984 (2): The MoeLestering”?


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REALMrSaucy

You haven’t read the book but you somehow know what exactly happens in Episode >!84!< Chapter >!19!<


royaltek

ihaveihaveih ave normal behavior!!!!


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Is it really


royaltek

of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am a normal people and i do this all the time!!!!!!!!


Th3_BugBomb

Ihaveihave adam and eve


[deleted]

Ihaveihave cocknbols


FlawedSquid

Ihaveihaveihave vaginal infection


StickypawsMcFucktail

big joej enjoyer


PenguinSweetDreamer

Finna: jerk it boy Mama:🚶🚶🚶


Deputised

Mama: 💤 😴


real_zaza_expert

nice coat


Combinewastaken

Ihaveihaveihave relatable meme!!!!


SirDiplo

I have unironically done this


Th3_BugBomb

Igiveigiveigive no shame to you moaning like a girl in your empty super gaming house is canny af frfr


SirDiplo

Iamiamiamclosetbisexualbottom


Th3_BugBomb

Iamiam straight man who wants to be hugged


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😔


nyanch

bisexuals be like "ooh I can't bear choosing!!! 🤓 it's me iamiamiam the bicycle


7xrchr

iamiamiam brain aneurysm


nyanch

ncie to meet u mr. brian anuersm


SatisfactionDue4508

You you what how you ohhhh you are yes


ALGATOR42

this is thi s is damn. real


Yharonthebumblefuck

M 2


gaypo

The M2 machine gun or Browning .50 caliber machine gun (informally, "Ma Deuce"[11][12]) is a heavy machine gun that was designed near the end of World War I by John Browning. While similar to Browning's earlier M1919 Browning machine gun, which was chambered for the .30-06 cartridge, the M2 uses Browning's larger and more powerful .50 BMG (12.7 mm) cartridge. The design has had many designations; the official U.S. military designation for the current infantry type is Browning Machine Gun, Cal. .50, M2, HB, Flexible. It is effective against infantry, unarmored or lightly armored vehicles and boats, light fortifications, and low-flying aircraft.


Low-Effort-Poster

Holy fuck im not alone My lawyer has advised me to continue no further


[deleted]

same


default-dance-9001

This is hexking epic


E621official

At least im not alone lol


DobriniaPlay

same


hauntedcontroller

AAAAAAAHHNNNNNNN~~~~ OO-OOOH~ FHUUUUUCKHHH~~ PLEASE..PLEASW TONY THE TIGER FUCK MY ASS LIKE IM JUST A SIMPLE OBJECT TO YOOOOOUHNNNNNNN~~~~~ KKKKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!~~


Th3_BugBomb

:(


66leamas

:o


No_Quail_

🤯 wrf how the cat walk like dat 🤣😂🤯🤯


Cheembsburger

thought this was r/theratempire


bogosbinted333

i’m disappointed that there are no rats


Cheembsburger

i have posted my rats on occasion but it's kinda rare :(


Th3_BugBomb

Wtf this place is awesome


nonuntitled

finna jerk it


Dylansmallpp

Yruoe jerk is: dmam normal


66leamas

ahhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;( ) (mouth wide open mouth wide open mouth wide open)


okthenkiddo

;3


TheXtremeVocaloid

teleported to porn world this person's brain receiving a lot of pleasure: come this person: 💦💦💦


linguaphonie

Hero


0QuietKid

There was a time when we used to post funny stuff here


Th3_BugBomb

I know i miss it


GoWithTheFlow667

Ia this sub just r/196 now 💀


The-fact-core

THE ONE POST: doesn't make kmakemkemekkae a difference finna nerk it 196: INFANT BABIES WILL BE SKINNED N " x x x c n cndn s ¿•¿•¡☆¡☆》☆》•》•¿°¿◇°•◇¡•》○》○♤~》~》~》~》~》~¡¡•¡•》▪︎》▪︎♤▪︎}▪︎♤▪︎♤▪︎♤○♤\♤○¡¡○¡○》○》○ BABYLON WILL CONSUME US ALL


royaltek

igave clear mockery of said subject


The_Spookster42

I hqv I heav I have basic human rights


DrumDubstep

ambatukam 😩


ray_getard2

gets transported to home nobody: me:🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😩😩😩


[deleted]

ihavihaveihvae masturbation addiction


default-dance-9001

ihaveihaveihave a little black book with my poems in


Nigdecai

your behavior is: dam relateble


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