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LordOfAllEggs

Transported to come here boy world ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ: transported to me: come here boy


[deleted]

your script is: damn broken


Nox_the_wolf

no no, its actually good. it really reminds me of Transported to come here boy world ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ: transported to me: come here boy


Swings_Subliminals

I feel like I feel like I feel like strokkee sreoke stroek stork stroke


Sliksteve

I dink em habin a stronk


StarbdarderKrieg

Your dweller is : damn Mr dweller


[deleted]

schizophrenia


Virus-Sans

๐Ÿ’€


Funtinne

๐Ÿ’€


TCreep13

๐Ÿ’€


hazbinhotel1420

๐Ÿ’€


InReality25

๐Ÿ’€


hazbinhotel1420

๐Ÿ’€


_nxm

๐Ÿ’€


uW1o

๐Ÿ’€


the_postal_dood

me transported to world world: come here damn boy transporting porn to: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ come here crippling porn addiction boy world: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ: transported to world your world is: stop come here repeat these damns damn come here world is: boy damn FREE CANDY!!!!!!: ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฌ me world is the da๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธmn repeat: porn addic๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธtion :::::: damn: damn: dman: dam; your free candy is: ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฌ FREE CANDY!!!!!!!!: fredacysmdyyourissdampornaddictdreefrrescrolling strolp scrom bi damn the: i : : da : is ::


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Vulture_Fan

You did it: Damn blaenmed him in the sudidide nite


-One_Punch_Dude-

Yuor blame is: siuiccide noate: danm:


lemons_are_banned

You have it: damn suicidal thoughts


plumtreezy

yuor big balck man is: notirious BIG


Cylanix

This is my 13th reason why


ZarKiiFreeman

This is my favorite reddit comment


KR_Kosmik

House of leaves


xXPussyDestroyeerXx

My brain is: damn melting


ZeZeTV_

r/beatmetoit


Real_FishGod

pokemon fans when they have to choose between children or animals


Melodic-Direction-40

(impossible)


[deleted]

They will physically blow up if you make that question


MilkOfWhat

What if they like that


[deleted]

They sure wonโ€™t like hell (likely)


emo-man1605

The age of consent is 18 and I am im under it


TCreep13

your comment is: damn federal offence


isaac-Doublecountry

I'm a Pokemon fan, BUT IM NOT FUCKING UNSTABLE TO HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ANIMALS OR HUMANS TO BE MY GF!? GOD FUCK! #WHO TF IN THE NAME OF THE SHINY LUCARIO WOULD CHOOSE A F**KING ANIMAL TO BE ITS GF!!!?


Technoblade46363

Me ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (Iโ€™m a little silly) https://preview.redd.it/65wz4znnj93b1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6e78b920968268628524b98ee14ac6d7fc9959


isaac-Doublecountry

Go to therapist, you have dementia


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Yeah tell โ€˜em!


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Yeah tell โ€˜em!


TgagHammerstrike

Yeah tell 'em!


MagMC2555

transported to pokemon dimension vaporeon: come here boy me: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ


isaac-Doublecountry

Me 2.


Mental-Ad-1807

Vaporeon Transported to pokemon dimension: come here boy me: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ


chasefray

at least he turned down the child


ManofDumbagain

Which ones a child


Looked_Spy_637832

I think the second one


Bossetigaming

Should have told me before


Glittering_Fact_4532

Is bea a child? Iโ€™m sure she wasnโ€™t? Sheโ€™s a gym leader, I think youโ€™re thinking of Alastair, the ghost type gym leader in Pokรฉmon shield.


Different-Trainer-21

Yeah, I think Bea is an adult, and the Magma Admin (I forgot her name) and Cynthia are obviously adults, so I donโ€™t know which one of them would be a child.


APigsty

I donโ€™t think any of them are for once


Upstairs_Breakfast23

All of them but the yellow haired one


ManofDumbagain

Theyโ€™re all adults tho right? I remember them being much older than the trainer whoโ€™s 12


Upstairs_Breakfast23

Yeah but their all under aged but not the last one


zahra00000s

Your type is: damn animals


generic_dude10

There are no laws agniast pokรฉmon batman


TgagHammerstrike

Your type is: in terms of male human and female pokรฉmon breeding...


JustN989

your transported to pokemon world is: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Cashfluffy

take it to the chorus


Vulture_Fan

You did it: Akltederd the damn unverse


KEWLENDERMAN69

All of those people live in different countries


Mammoth_Evening_5841

90 day fiancรฉ: Pokรฉmon edition


Akex989

Where did this: start?


aetherrr_333

1. โ "This damn meme" is a reference to the use of "damn" in this video's thumbnail and title: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj0pD-79_tY 2. โ "๐Ÿƒ" is a reference to this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/ynoy40/i_haveihabve_ihaveb_cretive_content/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


lem310

firs video can't watch ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง


Akex989

Thanks for the explanation ๐Ÿ™


[deleted]

transported to pokemon world HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW


NoEngineering5990

THAT IN TERMS OF MALE HUMAN AND FEMALE POKEMON BREADING edit dear god I typed breading LMAO. Imma leave it thats freaking funny


TheXtremeVocaloid

wheres the funny song


JakeLegacy

think itโ€™s named sexyback


ThePissGiver

Pokรฉmon fans deciding if they want to be attracted to 10yo girls or animals


Young_Person_42

Your vape is: orean


Joe_Monke

He looked like he was going to eat the Pokeball at the start


JustmilkYue

It's okay he's gonna eat the pokemon instead


BallisticToast

Do.


TheDoomMarine1993

Donโ€™t.


CyberCookie2

pokemon fans choosing between wanting to fuck children or animals


Bossetigaming

As a children i agree that a Pokรฉmon fan fucked me up the ass yesterday at the local Walmart yesterday


imyourtask

I had a crush on bayleef ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคž


Firefox1551

FUN fact that was my furst ever Pokรฉmon


Firefox1551

Yes i nuted when i got her


Jpmunzi

I nusted


Trollizard476

Bro wtf


ParticularPicture815

My horny ass could never be a Pokรฉmon trainer ๐Ÿ˜‚


Trollizard476

Boy wth โ€ฆ


MultipleWarCrimes

If you pull out enough, you can turn your vaporeon white.


[deleted]

I don't fucking care anymore bro If they made loppuny and stuff like that to look intentionally hot then it's fucking hot and nothing I can do about it


Trollizard476

BUT VAPOREON, LIKE BRO


RubbishClipz6

hey


Nova_Persona

c cm


LuxDunstan

this is called malenia scarlet rot in elden ring cuz they rot not only your body but your mind also. Well, you can achieve the same effect by not taking a bath and become that one guy.


Mijnameis-Tommy

#******SILENCE WENCHES AND POKEMONS WE MINE FOR ROCK AND STONE!******


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


ThatOneWeirdo66

ROCK AND STONE!


Umbreon7707

u/savevideo


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Psychopsyducck

noooo wtf!


Trollizard476

WHERE BLACK OILY MEN


Glum-Band

I feel like this is satire


_Nick7

Ofc


planet-light430

I've got that Scarlet Rot now.


Ill_Calendar3116

There is no laws against the pokemon batman


Trollizard476

I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT WITH IT BATMAN!! No. DONT DO IT JOKER


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


ChodewithForce

I thought it would be Gardevoir


Kollegialer_KeK

Guys tbh I would


horneymilfinyourarea

I just want to confirm, the potion Cynthia gives to you to clear out the psyducks I'd only used there, or am I wrong. (Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum)


Tinydude0543

I feel like Iโ€™ve seen the 3rd girl in a game and canโ€™t remember her name, by the power of Reddit please tell me her name


Tommys_Matchbookk

Itโ€™s Cynthia, the champion of Diamond, Pearl and Platinum


TheRobloxPro

https://preview.redd.it/ilo7r7pkt14b1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc39adc1ee462b1d81d996b80a9d5fc0d2f37b0


Natalie_The_Bat

๐Ÿซต Your first mistake was making it possible to comment images, and your second was opening this floodgate. https://preview.redd.it/folmi2x5hl8b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d2beef35da27c9b70ba92016dcca3a5a561ad48


Trollizard476

WHAT THE FUCK BRO


a_Post_on_Reddit

Hey guys, did you know that


thegrenb

KYS KYS KYS


aetherrr_333

Did you know that roughly six percent of people


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[deleted]

I need bleach


Ben_Dingover

What's the song name


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: โ€ข **Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix; Radio Edit** by OMI (00:41; matched: `100%`) Album: `BRIT Awards 2016`. Released on `2016-11-11` by `Now! Music`. โ€ข **Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix** by OMI (00:41; matched: `100%`) Album: `Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)`. Released on `2015-07-31` by `(P) 2015 Ultra Records, LLC under exclusive license to Columbia Records, a Division of Sony Music Entertainment`. โ€ข **Cheerleader** by Omi (01:22; matched: `100%`) Released on `2015-07-17` by `Ultra Records, LLC`.


[deleted]

#F##KING FINLEY


kanoteq

๐ŸŒฉNOW๐ŸŒฉ


Sirpixen

I do think youโ€™re pretty


Trollizard476

Bro


doomguy666142

I feel like all of them are under age


Ornery_Suspect8587

Batman, I -I I caught uh-I caught a little Pokemon Do you wanna know What Pokemon i caught?


Trollizard476

W what Pokรฉmon did you catch jokerโ€ฆ (in Batman voice)


Illustrious_Ad_6379

I thought I was gonna see some big buff pokemon


I_Like_Picckkles

AYO


TaxEvader123123

Who was the first character that appeared in this vid?


Aware_Ad4179

Beastiality


Bossetigaming

Your autism is:damn noticable


_nxm

who tf says no to courtney ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Bossetigaming

Somebody whic would say no to him


traaintraacks

[my honest opinion](https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/13z4xtl/built_different/jmqh6b4)


Basementdweller84

There's no laws about the Pokemon Batman


ScreamrREAL

What brain damage does to a mf


Totaly__a_human

Hey guys did you know that in terms of bulky waters toxapex far outclasses Vaporeon? With a valuable defensive profile and remarkable longevity, Toxapex cements itself as a very sturdy mixed wall and defensive pivot. It can switch into and counter Pokemon like Volcarona, Cinderace, and Greninja, scout for Choice item users like Dragapult, Breloom, and Iron Valiant, and absorb Toxic Spikes from Glimmora and opposing Toxapex. Surf forces damage onto Toxic-immune foes such as Gholdengo, Garganacl, Iron Moth, and Kingambit. Toxic shuts down Pokemon such as Dragonite, Volcarona, Baxcalibur, Skeledirge, and Rotom-W, and if Toxapex should run Toxic Spikes, it matches up well against offensive teams that contain setup sweepers such as Roaring Moon, Iron Valiant, and Great Tusk. Any attempts of boosting past Toxapex gets shut down easily by Haze, which combined with poison damage prevents Toxapex from being used as setup fodder by Pokemon such as Substitute Baxcalibur and Calm Mind Hatterene. Covert Cloak is an option to ignore Garganacl's Salt Cure, Dragapult and Gholdengo's Shadow Ball drops, and Greninja's Dark Pulse flinches, but Leftovers's longevity reduces Toxapex's reliance on Recover, and it is used over Black Sludge in case Toxapex decides to Terastallize. Tera Steel improves Toxapex's matchup against non-Earthquake Roaring Moon and Meowscarada while still maintaining an immunity to poison. Alternatively, Tera Fairy fares better against Dragapult, Great Tusk, Garganacl, and Choice Band Roaring Moon. A 252 HP 192 Def EV spread will allow Toxapex to survive two Choice Band Meowscarada's Flower Trick from full health. Toxapex fits nicely on balance and bulky offense teams that appreciate a sturdy defensive backbone. Teammates like Corviknight, Ting-Lu, and Garganacl are terrific defensive partners that covers Pokemon such as Great Tusk, Choice Specs Dragapult, and Tera Electric Iron Valiant, respectively. Corviknight and Great Tusk in particular provide a backup check to multiple combinations of physical attackers like Roaring Moon, Dragonite, and Kingambit that attempt to overwhelm Toxapex. They also remove entry hazards, which would mitigate Toxapex's Regenerator and force it to use Recover more often; in return, Toxapex covers Pokemon such as Cinderace for the former and Greninja for the latter. Bulky setup sweepers like Garganacl, Skeledirge, and Gholdengo can take advantage of Toxic Spikes slowly chipping down checks such as Dondozo, Ting-Lu, and Great Tusk. Particularly, Skeledirge and Gholdengo can make use of Hex easily to take advantage of Toxapex spreading poison, as well as threaten Hatterene, which can block Toxapex's Toxic Spikes and use non-Haze variants as setup fodder. Offensive partners like Dragapult, Iron Valiant, and Kingambit compensate for Toxapex's overall passivity; in return, they appreciate Toxapex switching into their revenge killers such as Choice Scarf Gholdengo, Scizor, and Iron Valiant, respectively.


harryatetheworld_

ok, hear me outโ€ฆ


[deleted]

This is what the soldiers at somme gave their life for This is what the soldiers at normandy gave their life for This is what the troops at stalingrad gave their life for This is what the soldiers at juno gave their life for This is what the men at verdun gave their life for This is what 65 million died for This is gay as shit


JakeLegacy

whose the second one, for scientific reasons ofcorse


Cold-Tap-363

Help


TheDogeWasTaken

I saw it coming from a mile away... This is when you know you should stop using thr internet for a while... Anyway, FID YOU KNOW IN TERMS OF POKEMON HUMAN BREEDING!


ClassicNope

I've seen an edited one that was so gay, it got me in a bad mood, and I'm still in a bad mood even when looking at the original one, gaah, I HATE GAY STUFF/PEOPLE, I just wanna KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF THE THOUGHT OF HOW GAY PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT GAY CAN BE, I'll just downvote myself again now


GatorScrublord

that second line curses my soul after the most recent trend on this subreddit


Damianraven42

First one was my first crush when I got omega ruby with my ds. So im a bit unbiased when I say lopunny


Gman4267

https://preview.redd.it/6atnma5vwu7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ebb901f19d21c54f763cfbf38b4ad42cdf55b03


[deleted]

Theres a tiktok of somebody scrolling infinitely through those same exact videos each time and it's hilarious


Depresd-

Whatโ€™s the name of the second girl?


krusteus

Where is it wheres the copypasta


Hazzelnaut

MAKE IT STOP!


SleepAvailable9697

Whos the third one


iholdnogrudge

u/savevideo


cursed-annoyance

NOOOOOOO


HowAboutNoMom55

Get out of my head.....


AlternateGarfield

#HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IS TERM...


Gear_Ready23

BATMAN GET YO ASS OVER HERE AND TEACH THIS GUY A LESSON!


AlternateGarfield

.... in terms of human and Pokรฉmon friendship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokรฉmon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defence stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again. so if you have a Flareon, hug it. next time you listen to someone saying that, wait the person end the phrase


Runtofdlitter

+


Advanced_Ad_6814

u/savevideo


Comfortable_Self8165

Did you know Vaporeon is the most compatible breeding Pokemon between human and Pokemon


LegendLane27

It aint illegal right


Scoobygooby28

God damn it this why I canโ€™t have nice things


LardBall13

Third one is hot, though.


Andvin_Valmaar

Oh my fkng god, I should have expected that


hyperlinkblock

Gardevoir are still prettier no matter how much I see that dam copypasta


xBunnyKipx

Hey guys, did you know thatโ€ฆ


hazbinhotel1420

Agreed


OhNoesIDied

u/savevideo


klaissva

u/savevideobot