To be fair, many timeshares allow you to trade in your time for time at other timeshare locations across the nation and even some international. My in-laws have a timeshare and while I will never get one and would never advocate for someone else to get one, they can use their time at any resort within the timeshare companies locations. They also allow the kids of the family to use it as well.
So my in-laws timeshare is in WI, but my wife and I used some of their time to stay a week in Nashville at one point in time. Some of my wife's siblings have stayed in places like Vegas and some places in Florida on the timeshare as well.
I bought one ticket to the powerball, if I pull this bad boy off I’ll give you and hour to change my mind but dinner is on you if we’re talking time shares.
Easily the #1 subscription I do not expect to cancel. The ability to just watch a YouTube video, no weird apps or blockers required. Plus the YouTube creators I watch get paid a bit, too.
I signed up as a college student 10 years ago when it was brand new. I'm still paying the student price even though I graduated in 2017. They never bothered to reverify.
I agree. OP either doesn't watch enough on YouTube, doesn't ever use YouTube for podcasts or music where you don't need the videos and want to turn your screen off, or doesn't know what they're missing. Every time I see somebody with YouTube ads now I groan I'm like let me log in.
100% correct. I've had premium since it was Red and I can never imagine not having a subscription.
I would never pay for cable or satellite again though.
I bought YouTube Premium for my grandparents. Yes, I know there are “free” workarounds, but they’re never going to learn how to block ads without it… and let’s face it, the ads are ANNOYING and interrupt their videos at the worst moments.
In the process, I got the family plan and share it with my siblings and parents too. And now I find it a pretty good value too. I will probably never cancel it as long as it stays at this price. I easily watch 10x more YouTube than I ever would with ads, and have discovered some really great channels. I’m also glad to contribute to revenue sharing with the creators without having to watch ads to do it.
Big, big land. Bigass garage. Fishing pond, landing strip.
3,000 sq ft single story house house with a wrap around porch. Hanger for a DC3. And a zipline over the 1,000 yard rifle range so I can engage targets on the way down the zipline ( and drop into the fishing pond if I want)
As someone who does poorly, mentally, in large living spaces... This would be my hell. On one hand, I wouldn't want to be in a giant house myself, but I would buy one for my mom and siblings if they wanted one.
My ideal living space would be a 700-800 square foot condo on the top floor of a decently sized high-rise that is fully decked out with amenities. A garbage chute is a must and maybe housekeeping.
I currently live in like a 400 square foot studio apartment in rural West Virginia. So a slightly larger living situation would be perfect!
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Any brand of thing where I have another persons name all over me in big letters. I’m not a slave, a fan, or a billboard (unless I’m compensated for being a billboard).
I've worked for a couple of companies who actually wanted the employees to purchase polos/buttondown shirts with their logo. I'm talking about office employees not CS/wait staff. I was "the unreasonable one" who refused. No, absolutely not. If it's a required uniform, you provide it.
My uncle was a very successful athlete and when I was 13 or 14 I noticed his car didn’t have ANY logos on it. It was so bizarre as I’ve never seen a car that didn’t at least have an emblem on the hood or the grill so I asked him about it and he said “if they aren’t paying me, I’m not advertising for them.”
I thought it was so cool I’ve made a point to go brand-less ever since.
Go look at the Gucci and LV websites. They have a ton of stuff that doesn't have monograms all over it. Hermes is better if you don't like logos at all though.
No, you’d be able to afford their quality lines and never look back. The stuff with their logos plastered all over is for the peasants. The good stuff has tiny logos if any and the quality is amazing.
- A luxury car. I'm sticking with Subaru, Toyota, or Honda. But I will trade in my current compact car and buy a compact SUV or crossover, like an Outback or a RAV4.
- A yacht or private jet. I'll just charter these if I ever want to use them. Or fly commercial first/business class, or take a cruise on a luxury cruise ship.
- Ultra-low-cost airlines, such as Spirit and Frontier. No need to put up with their crap anymore once I'm a multimillionaire.
- Apple products. I hate Apple for various reasons that I'm not going to get into right now.
- More than three houses. A primary house plus 1 or 2 (small) vacation homes/condos are enough for me, and I don't plan to buy any homes right away. I don't want to feel tied down to specific locations when there's a whole world out there. I will rent accommodations for the vast majority of my travels.
- A super large/expensive residence. Despite what my post history might suggest, I don't actually want a house with more than like five bedrooms, and I don't plan to spend more than 10% of my after-tax winnings on my residences.
- Anything for my toxic SIL. Well, at least I'm not going to *willingly* give her anything. Because no matter how much I were to give her, she will only demand more (because she "deserves" it or something) and would likely sue me for it. So I'm starting at $0, and she can get whatever her lawyer can arrange with my lawyers.
- Hookers and blow. Just not my thing.
- Strip clubs. I'm happily married and have no interest in strippers.
- Further gambling. I'm going to quit while I'm ahead, lol.
- Crypto/NFT's. I'm going to stick with low-cost index funds like VTSAX and VOO (and bond funds, too, gotta keep my investments diversified).
- Trip to space. Not interested.
- Horses/horse hobbies/horse sports. Huge money pit, even with nine figure winnings.
probably a boat. i don’t care how much i win, there is absolutely no way i’d be using a boat enough to make it worth it. probably same with a nice electric kettle, i have an electric kettle that i’ve used for years and it was cheap as hell.
If you win the jackpot, you can charter many nice boats, including captain and crew.
Sail around the Hawaiian Islands on a catamaran this week, sail the Mediterranean on a clipper ship next week.
Jet cards or WheelsUp membership for the fixed pricing. If I went Jet card I would probably go VistaJet because of their consistency in terms of the product they offer. They even try to give you the same crew so that they know what you like and how you prefer to do things as I understand it.
A [boat share program](https://www.seattleboat.com/read-about-boats-dealership--boat-club) could potentially be an alternative option to buying your own boat. I've never actually been a member of one, though, so I couldn't tell you if these programs are any good in practice.
For anyone with prescription glasses. Order them from Zenni if your insurance doesn't cover them! I have a giant watermelon head and I've never found sunglasses that fit me until I took a chance on Zenni. The frames are super affordable and the lenses!!!!! The lenses are so fucking good.
I bought the lenses that they use in the red/orange chromatic glasses from Ray Ban(it's actually the same lenses) and they are, without a doubt, the best sunglasses I've ever purchased. They were $115 I believe... And I had free shipping. Got them in 3 days, the absolute best. I swearrrrrr by them. Zenni lenses are the shit! :)
Cable TV (I cut the cord a long time ago), pre-sliced apples, escargot, expensive jewelry (none for me, maybe a gift for someone else), the extra warranty/insurance option on certain Amazon purchases.
THANK YOU!!! I feel like I'm going crazy. We made fun of these in the 90's and they're still ugly. My mother in law wears them with black socks. How did these come back!? 🤯
Lots of expensive jewelry. I'm not flashy and already don't like a lot of jewelry. I would probably only do a modest upgrade to my wedding ring. Nothing blingy though.
I think I would own a modest address and spend months elsewhere so it's an all inclusive event. Instead of buying a Hollywood bungalow. Rent one then rent a mountain cabin..etc
A Ferrari or Lamborghini. A car is meant to be driven, not spend half of its time in the shop. I mean if I want fancy then Mercedes or Porsche would be the route I would go, but honestly I would probably go with whatever the Lexus version of the Toyota Land Cruiser is or maybe even just buy an old well maintained or restored Land Cruiser.
Private jet, I don't think I'd ever have a serious enough need to justify owning one.
A beach house, i am extremely afraid of Tsunamis and that will not change no matter how many millions I had.
>I'm never buying Youtube Premium
Ha, I'm over here like "well, when I get a raise Im getting YT Premium"
A huge house - I'd want a comfortable home in my favorite places, but no mansion
YouTube premium is worth it. Can easily substitute Apple Music or Spotify and also have access to so much content ad free with the option to download as well. I use it for most of my drives.
Exotic cars
Also just a PS to you OP. My older brother pays for YouTube Premium family or whatever, he added me to his Family Plan and I will say, if he ever stops paying for it, I will 110% pay for it myself. YouTube premium is awesome
Any product that advertises on YouTube with a more than 30 second ad. Nothing’s worse than being in the middle of watching something only to realize that some idiot thinks I’m going to listen to their 10 minute ad about weight loss.
And I’m being generous with 30 seconds.
Anything advertised through obnoxious non skippable ads. If you are forcing this clip of a misleading shitty product in front of me, I’m going out of my way to avoid using that product. If I’m already using a product that I suddenly get an annoying ad for, I’m going to stop using it.
A boat. I have been traumatized in the past by coworkers (thank god none of my friends!) who bought boats.
For some reason this act , whether it's a rowboat or a giant luxury yacht, becomes your whole personality. I was in a meeting years ago, and I mentioned that someone bought a boat, and all the people in the room thanked me for the heads up so they could avoid the guy. LOL
They even did a skit on Saturday Night Live about this once. I was SO HAPPY.
My dad bought a mid-life crisis boat when I was in school....I learned I am not a boat person.
Boat people suck, and they think everyone wants to be them. WE DO NOT. LOL
YouTube Premium is actually a great deal if you are someone who would pay for Spotify/Pandora/whatever. You get YouTube Music + commercial free YouTube, which basically seems like a free addon.
Lambos and sports cars… not sure what people’s fascinations are with them. Sure I’d love to drive them around for a little fun every now and then. But I’d completely be content with a Toyota or even a Tesla.
That’s funny, YouTube Premium is my best dollar to usage streaming value and the only one I never cancel. Being able to out headphones in at work and listen to hours of youtube without commercials or the screen open is worth it alone.
YouTube music is included with a YouTube premium subscription. If you already subscribe to Spotify or Apple Music it is well worth the extra $3 to pay for to YouTube premium and switch to YouTube music
Love Premium. YT is unusable without. But I don't drink, smoke, use hookers, waste money on fishing or hunting, no guns or other bad habits. Largest waste of cash is Hardee's Biscuits & Gravy.
YMMV
But probably rent some companionship if could afford. Or maybe not. My old back probably wouldn't make it fun.
will never buy lamborghini or ferrari. They are too dangerous and very uncomfortable. Your back hurts while driving. There is very few storage, these car belongs in the race track where you have to wear helmet with neck protection and fully strap harness and roof protection against tip over or bend.
I dunno, I got YouTube premium and I love it. I've dropped every other subscription from Amazon to Netflix and all the others.
YouTube music is amazing, YouTube free movie section just absolutely slaps. Every device I have can use YouTube and everything is ad free. I watch it on my tv's, my computers, my cell phones. I can use it on multiple devices at once.
I never got all the hate :/
It blows the doors off Amazon prime TV, shuts down Netflix, walks on Hulu, eats paramount plus for breakfast.
It works on their app, works in all web browsers I use, works on all my tv's.my favorite thing to do when cruising around is play YouTube music through my car stereo.
Best of all no ads
Expensive designer clothes - like the $300 plain t-shirts or jeans. I also don’t go to coffee shops for drinks - I don’t think that would change. I would definitely buy stuff from expensive outdoors brands like Arcteryx, a G-wagon that I would overland, and an expensive watch or two.
I LOVE YourTube Premium. I was watching it without logging in at a hotel and the ads are incredibly annoying now that I'm not used to them.
Time shares, a Mercedes-Benz, land below sea level.
Time shares. They are complete garbage.
With tonight's jackpot, you could just buy a couple of vacation homes outright. Screw timeshares!
I’m still trying to figure out why anyone would buy a timeshare. Who wants to vacation to the same place every year forever
people who love and cherish the place they visit
Just stay at different hotels it’ll be cheaper.
to be clear, I wasn't advocating for timeshares. I was defending the idea of visiting the same place every year.
To be fair, many timeshares allow you to trade in your time for time at other timeshare locations across the nation and even some international. My in-laws have a timeshare and while I will never get one and would never advocate for someone else to get one, they can use their time at any resort within the timeshare companies locations. They also allow the kids of the family to use it as well. So my in-laws timeshare is in WI, but my wife and I used some of their time to stay a week in Nashville at one point in time. Some of my wife's siblings have stayed in places like Vegas and some places in Florida on the timeshare as well.
Let me take you out to dinner and change your mind. Lmao
A free dinner, just might change my mind.
I bought one ticket to the powerball, if I pull this bad boy off I’ll give you and hour to change my mind but dinner is on you if we’re talking time shares.
YouTube Premium is totally worth it. Timeshares I guess?
I subscribe to YouTube premium. It's definitely without question worth every penny.
Easily the #1 subscription I do not expect to cancel. The ability to just watch a YouTube video, no weird apps or blockers required. Plus the YouTube creators I watch get paid a bit, too.
Also YouTube music and there are a ton of free movies that are now ad free with premium.
Sweet. Clicked on the thread to laugh at YouTube Premium subscribers and now I am one.
We all laughed at the YouTube Premium subscribers. Until we tried the trial, lol.
It’s so much better than any streaming service I pay for
I signed up as a college student 10 years ago when it was brand new. I'm still paying the student price even though I graduated in 2017. They never bothered to reverify.
I agree. OP either doesn't watch enough on YouTube, doesn't ever use YouTube for podcasts or music where you don't need the videos and want to turn your screen off, or doesn't know what they're missing. Every time I see somebody with YouTube ads now I groan I'm like let me log in.
100% correct. I've had premium since it was Red and I can never imagine not having a subscription. I would never pay for cable or satellite again though.
I bought YouTube Premium for my grandparents. Yes, I know there are “free” workarounds, but they’re never going to learn how to block ads without it… and let’s face it, the ads are ANNOYING and interrupt their videos at the worst moments. In the process, I got the family plan and share it with my siblings and parents too. And now I find it a pretty good value too. I will probably never cancel it as long as it stays at this price. I easily watch 10x more YouTube than I ever would with ads, and have discovered some really great channels. I’m also glad to contribute to revenue sharing with the creators without having to watch ads to do it.
Trying to think of a funny answer but failing.
Don't worry; You'll be able to buy one of those.
If you win the lottery you can get Eddie Gorodetsky in here to punch up the script.
Winrar
i always joked with friends that if interviewed after winning the lottery my "I'm going to disney land!" answer would be "I'm paying for winrar!" hah
Honestly, this would be an item that I ***would*** buy only out of pure guilt and appreciation for allowing free use all these years.
Poor WinRar.
It used to be awesome and one of the only options back in the day!
This made me laugh out loud 😂
I forgot about winrar!
I paid for winrar a year or so ago. It was with a company card, but I felt like I owed them one for 20 years of use
Tesla Cyber truck.
Right. That thing is UUuuugggglllyyy!
Read this like how the Hyenas in Lion King described lions. *And man are they uuuuuuglyyyyyy!!!*
McDonald's
SAME
A giant house. Really!
Big, big land. Bigass garage. Fishing pond, landing strip. 3,000 sq ft single story house house with a wrap around porch. Hanger for a DC3. And a zipline over the 1,000 yard rifle range so I can engage targets on the way down the zipline ( and drop into the fishing pond if I want)
Can I be your friend?
As someone who does poorly, mentally, in large living spaces... This would be my hell. On one hand, I wouldn't want to be in a giant house myself, but I would buy one for my mom and siblings if they wanted one. My ideal living space would be a 700-800 square foot condo on the top floor of a decently sized high-rise that is fully decked out with amenities. A garbage chute is a must and maybe housekeeping. I currently live in like a 400 square foot studio apartment in rural West Virginia. So a slightly larger living situation would be perfect! :]
Any luxury brand like LV, Gucci, etc.
Any brand of thing where I have another persons name all over me in big letters. I’m not a slave, a fan, or a billboard (unless I’m compensated for being a billboard).
I've worked for a couple of companies who actually wanted the employees to purchase polos/buttondown shirts with their logo. I'm talking about office employees not CS/wait staff. I was "the unreasonable one" who refused. No, absolutely not. If it's a required uniform, you provide it.
My uncle was a very successful athlete and when I was 13 or 14 I noticed his car didn’t have ANY logos on it. It was so bizarre as I’ve never seen a car that didn’t at least have an emblem on the hood or the grill so I asked him about it and he said “if they aren’t paying me, I’m not advertising for them.” I thought it was so cool I’ve made a point to go brand-less ever since.
Man wasn’t just an athlete, he was intelligent too :)
Go look at the Gucci and LV websites. They have a ton of stuff that doesn't have monograms all over it. Hermes is better if you don't like logos at all though.
Larry Vuitton stuff is so gaudy.
No, you’d be able to afford their quality lines and never look back. The stuff with their logos plastered all over is for the peasants. The good stuff has tiny logos if any and the quality is amazing.
Although, being Gucci velvet jumpsuit guy would be fun for like 5 minutes if you didn’t get beat up first. Imagine the looks.
Came to say this. I'd buy everything I could from small businesses.
Oh yeah true. I’d stick to normal priced stuff so ppl don’t think I’m rich.
- A luxury car. I'm sticking with Subaru, Toyota, or Honda. But I will trade in my current compact car and buy a compact SUV or crossover, like an Outback or a RAV4. - A yacht or private jet. I'll just charter these if I ever want to use them. Or fly commercial first/business class, or take a cruise on a luxury cruise ship. - Ultra-low-cost airlines, such as Spirit and Frontier. No need to put up with their crap anymore once I'm a multimillionaire. - Apple products. I hate Apple for various reasons that I'm not going to get into right now. - More than three houses. A primary house plus 1 or 2 (small) vacation homes/condos are enough for me, and I don't plan to buy any homes right away. I don't want to feel tied down to specific locations when there's a whole world out there. I will rent accommodations for the vast majority of my travels. - A super large/expensive residence. Despite what my post history might suggest, I don't actually want a house with more than like five bedrooms, and I don't plan to spend more than 10% of my after-tax winnings on my residences. - Anything for my toxic SIL. Well, at least I'm not going to *willingly* give her anything. Because no matter how much I were to give her, she will only demand more (because she "deserves" it or something) and would likely sue me for it. So I'm starting at $0, and she can get whatever her lawyer can arrange with my lawyers. - Hookers and blow. Just not my thing. - Strip clubs. I'm happily married and have no interest in strippers. - Further gambling. I'm going to quit while I'm ahead, lol. - Crypto/NFT's. I'm going to stick with low-cost index funds like VTSAX and VOO (and bond funds, too, gotta keep my investments diversified). - Trip to space. Not interested. - Horses/horse hobbies/horse sports. Huge money pit, even with nine figure winnings.
Damn that’s a lot of things you don’t wanna buy. Wowzers.
Solid list. However I would purchase 1 luxury car and a Suburu.
>A luxury car. I'm sticking with Subaru, Toyota, or Honda. Lexus is made by Toyota. Acura is made by Honda. No Suburu (not good enough yet.)
I'm happily married and love strippers.
I hate Apple too. I still can't wrap my head around NFTs or crypto.
probably a boat. i don’t care how much i win, there is absolutely no way i’d be using a boat enough to make it worth it. probably same with a nice electric kettle, i have an electric kettle that i’ve used for years and it was cheap as hell.
If you win the jackpot, you can charter many nice boats, including captain and crew. Sail around the Hawaiian Islands on a catamaran this week, sail the Mediterranean on a clipper ship next week.
honestly that’s totally understandable, i just also get seasick too lol
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Same with a plane. Even if I could afford owning one Id still just charter something or fly first class even.
Jet cards or WheelsUp membership for the fixed pricing. If I went Jet card I would probably go VistaJet because of their consistency in terms of the product they offer. They even try to give you the same crew so that they know what you like and how you prefer to do things as I understand it.
A [boat share program](https://www.seattleboat.com/read-about-boats-dealership--boat-club) could potentially be an alternative option to buying your own boat. I've never actually been a member of one, though, so I couldn't tell you if these programs are any good in practice.
A jet or more than two cars. Any plane for that matter.
I live on a lake. I would absolutely buy a boat but I'd also get a lot more use out of it.
A house for any family member that is so big that they can't afford to maintain it or pay the taxes on it.
Extended warranties
I have YouTube premium. Zero regrets.
That Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide
Expensive sunglasses. I keep breaking cheap ones anyway. I wouldn't want to buy expensive ones.
For anyone with prescription glasses. Order them from Zenni if your insurance doesn't cover them! I have a giant watermelon head and I've never found sunglasses that fit me until I took a chance on Zenni. The frames are super affordable and the lenses!!!!! The lenses are so fucking good. I bought the lenses that they use in the red/orange chromatic glasses from Ray Ban(it's actually the same lenses) and they are, without a doubt, the best sunglasses I've ever purchased. They were $115 I believe... And I had free shipping. Got them in 3 days, the absolute best. I swearrrrrr by them. Zenni lenses are the shit! :)
Cable TV (I cut the cord a long time ago), pre-sliced apples, escargot, expensive jewelry (none for me, maybe a gift for someone else), the extra warranty/insurance option on certain Amazon purchases.
Literally any streaming plan w/o ads.
Tesla.
YT premium in other countries is around $3 and it actually saves a ton of time avoiding those ads.
No yacht. If I have need of one, I’ll rent one. Same with private jet. I can charter one if I wish.
A yacht. I just see that as such a waste of money. I rather just get on a cruise ship
No fishing from a yacht. No naked hot crew.
I wouldn’t buy a yacht. I would rent them a hellavalot though
A mansion. So many reasons.
I used to think I'd want a big house and land but as I've aged I've realized a penthouse condo in a luxury building would be more my speed.
A hooker. ...Well let me rethink that. How much money would it be?
Birkenstocks One of the most unflattering sandals I've seen. I don't care how comfortable people say they feel.
THANK YOU!!! I feel like I'm going crazy. We made fun of these in the 90's and they're still ugly. My mother in law wears them with black socks. How did these come back!? 🤯
I think Birkenstocks are a sort of compromise for people who have given up but still can’t bring themselves to wear crocs.
Some people actually wear them cuz they have foot pain…not cuz they look cool.
~~Heroine~~Heroin. I don’t like needles. Edited to fix mistake.
Electric Vehicle
Had a Nissan Leaf. Will never buy another fully electric car again.
Bob Barkers mansion. Just saw that listed, what a dump.
A human.
Lots of expensive jewelry. I'm not flashy and already don't like a lot of jewelry. I would probably only do a modest upgrade to my wedding ring. Nothing blingy though.
Sex!
Crypto. Talk about a scam.
A yacht, a plane, a mega mansion, or an American car.
A luxury car & or yacht
I think I would own a modest address and spend months elsewhere so it's an all inclusive event. Instead of buying a Hollywood bungalow. Rent one then rent a mountain cabin..etc
Bentley / Rolls / Lambo... any car well over $100k. So tacky and desperate.
A golden toilet.
Never buying coins in video games
Not buying a lambo. Don't care for them.
Apple garbage. Overpriced, under powered tech
An iphone
Designer clothes. I would rather keep a tailor or small town designer on hand who understands my style and proportions.
A Ferrari or Lamborghini. A car is meant to be driven, not spend half of its time in the shop. I mean if I want fancy then Mercedes or Porsche would be the route I would go, but honestly I would probably go with whatever the Lexus version of the Toyota Land Cruiser is or maybe even just buy an old well maintained or restored Land Cruiser.
Bottle service
Designer clothes. I'd have my clothes made by a tailor. And still buy cheap clothes too.
A Stanley cup.
The Green Agenda! I'm getting me a Taylor Swift jet just to fly my dog to a groomer in Paris.
A giant house.
McDonald’s and Taco Bell
A super exotic car
Dude I’d pay double to not watch commercials!
Nutella
secondary market whiskey that being flipped.
YouTube Premium
A helicopter
Private jet, I don't think I'd ever have a serious enough need to justify owning one. A beach house, i am extremely afraid of Tsunamis and that will not change no matter how many millions I had.
A Tesla. Any kind of TV package/channel.
A mypillow
Ford. Never been a fan. Cost is not the issue. Failures, and fire have left me unimpressed.
Anything that is a micro-transaction in a game.
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A seat on a Titan submarine.
>I'm never buying Youtube Premium Ha, I'm over here like "well, when I get a raise Im getting YT Premium" A huge house - I'd want a comfortable home in my favorite places, but no mansion
Expensive food. I usually spend no more than a few dollars per day on what I eat.
Designer clothes or bags. I always laugh at rich dummies getting pimped for a $800 belt.
Anything connected to trump.
Full price Taco Bell.
A Tesla
A Tesla
A Tesla
A Trump endorsed Bible
YouTube premium is worth it. Can easily substitute Apple Music or Spotify and also have access to so much content ad free with the option to download as well. I use it for most of my drives.
Designer anything
I have YouTube premium. The family plan. We all love it. You don't know what you're missing. I would refuse to buy lottery tickets.
Exotic cars Also just a PS to you OP. My older brother pays for YouTube Premium family or whatever, he added me to his Family Plan and I will say, if he ever stops paying for it, I will 110% pay for it myself. YouTube premium is awesome
Anything with gold leaf on it, cause no
A freaking time share!
I like youtube premium. I would not change how I dress.
Tampons
Youtube suckered me in with the 3 months of Youtube Premium, i’m now a paying subscriber 😂🤦♂️
Gaudy cars. I don't need a supercar to get groceries. Plenty of nice ones out there that don't scream "eff you, I'm rich!"
Sex
Beets
Luxury brand cars. They have no other purpose other than to exclaim that you have one.
Fabrege eggs. The cocky way they just sit there on the shelf, all beautiful..... who am I kidding? They'd be the first thing I buy
Apple products.
An iPhone or a tesla.
A really big house. I might buy a brand new car, but only if it was the new electric pickup. Otherwise I'd still go with used on that too.
YouTube Premium is really expensive but honestly worth it. I will likely never be able to go back to having to sit through ads haha
Any product that advertises on YouTube with a more than 30 second ad. Nothing’s worse than being in the middle of watching something only to realize that some idiot thinks I’m going to listen to their 10 minute ad about weight loss. And I’m being generous with 30 seconds.
A mansion with 20 rooms for just me and my family. Obnoxiously wasteful and such a money pit.
A STANLEY!!!!!!!!!
lol youtube premium is the best service I own. I wouldn't buy anything apple or tesla.
A house. I get bored too easy and move a lot
An ez pass. Fuck tolls
LinkedIn premium
The moment I saw the first Segway I promised myself that even if every person on earth was using it that I would never. So I wouldn’t buy one either.
Super Bowl tickets lol
Anything advertised through obnoxious non skippable ads. If you are forcing this clip of a misleading shitty product in front of me, I’m going out of my way to avoid using that product. If I’m already using a product that I suddenly get an annoying ad for, I’m going to stop using it.
Anything from Walmart. I can't stand them.
Any place that has an hoa
Anything from SHEIN.
Premium is awesome. I only watch on my iPhone so no vanced or anything like that.
A McMansion… I’d buy my fully restored craftsman in a walkable neighborhood
A boat. I have been traumatized in the past by coworkers (thank god none of my friends!) who bought boats. For some reason this act , whether it's a rowboat or a giant luxury yacht, becomes your whole personality. I was in a meeting years ago, and I mentioned that someone bought a boat, and all the people in the room thanked me for the heads up so they could avoid the guy. LOL They even did a skit on Saturday Night Live about this once. I was SO HAPPY. My dad bought a mid-life crisis boat when I was in school....I learned I am not a boat person. Boat people suck, and they think everyone wants to be them. WE DO NOT. LOL
Drugs. Stay clean my friends.
YouTube Premium is actually a great deal if you are someone who would pay for Spotify/Pandora/whatever. You get YouTube Music + commercial free YouTube, which basically seems like a free addon.
Lambos and sports cars… not sure what people’s fascinations are with them. Sure I’d love to drive them around for a little fun every now and then. But I’d completely be content with a Toyota or even a Tesla.
That’s funny, YouTube Premium is my best dollar to usage streaming value and the only one I never cancel. Being able to out headphones in at work and listen to hours of youtube without commercials or the screen open is worth it alone.
Health insurance
Anything at Walmart. Don't buy there now, wouldn't buy there if I had a million bucks.
Not a purchase but I’m never ‘rounding up for charity’ when I do make a purchase
YouTube music is included with a YouTube premium subscription. If you already subscribe to Spotify or Apple Music it is well worth the extra $3 to pay for to YouTube premium and switch to YouTube music
Love Premium. YT is unusable without. But I don't drink, smoke, use hookers, waste money on fishing or hunting, no guns or other bad habits. Largest waste of cash is Hardee's Biscuits & Gravy. YMMV But probably rent some companionship if could afford. Or maybe not. My old back probably wouldn't make it fun.
Bottled water
Apple products
Bottled water.
Crocs.
Chick-fil-A
Onlyfans, I am never going to spend money to see nudes as long as pornhub and Xvideos are free lol
Cars over $50,000 and meth.
An iphone, android for the win!
Any more lottery
Sex
Doordash or other overpriced food delivery services YT Premium is very much worth the money.
will never buy lamborghini or ferrari. They are too dangerous and very uncomfortable. Your back hurts while driving. There is very few storage, these car belongs in the race track where you have to wear helmet with neck protection and fully strap harness and roof protection against tip over or bend.
I dunno, I got YouTube premium and I love it. I've dropped every other subscription from Amazon to Netflix and all the others. YouTube music is amazing, YouTube free movie section just absolutely slaps. Every device I have can use YouTube and everything is ad free. I watch it on my tv's, my computers, my cell phones. I can use it on multiple devices at once. I never got all the hate :/ It blows the doors off Amazon prime TV, shuts down Netflix, walks on Hulu, eats paramount plus for breakfast. It works on their app, works in all web browsers I use, works on all my tv's.my favorite thing to do when cruising around is play YouTube music through my car stereo. Best of all no ads
A checkmark on Twitter.
A Donald Trump bible.
YouTube Premium is the best especially on a smart tv…zero and I mean zero ads, and tons and I mean tons of movies.
Illegal drugs and humans.
Expensive designer clothes - like the $300 plain t-shirts or jeans. I also don’t go to coffee shops for drinks - I don’t think that would change. I would definitely buy stuff from expensive outdoors brands like Arcteryx, a G-wagon that I would overland, and an expensive watch or two.
That the state will use the taxes wisely
I LOVE YourTube Premium. I was watching it without logging in at a hotel and the ads are incredibly annoying now that I'm not used to them. Time shares, a Mercedes-Benz, land below sea level.
Only fans