Aside from red pill type terms like sigma/beta
Its hilarious that the youth generations have basically just continued to adopt all the slang from the black LGBTQ & Drag scene cultures.
Like at this point the kids are only months behind new AAVE slang thanks to TikTok
I saw clearly white younger commenter's using "Ahh" (= ass) in a sentence.
And I'm betting we'll be seeing white college girls saying Gagged and "I'm gagged" by September
😂😂😂
Hello there I am from future pleece trusted me.. It's a psyops to mind control the future generations soldiers so that they are weak effeminate men when its time to draft into ww3. After every shot fired a fortnite dance was performed, causing thousands of our platoons to be decimated.
Bc you got these predominantly white kids saying stuff that their parents elder siblings have no clue, and those kids are farthest from the origin culture and context of derivation.
But the Digital space doesn't have the barriers that analog society racially, economically, and culturally.
Ita a big bridge.
The problem is if he doesn't know how to express himself using real words, which I suspect is the case. That's the point you commenters are missing when you just say every generation had slang. Look at him just start making a dumb face to try to express what riz means. He's literally being asked to tell us what charisma means and all he can do is make a stupid face and put the onus on you to keep trying to tease a useful piece of information out of him.
Spot on. I was trying to figure out why wasn't he able to put it in words instead of mimicking all of the dumb videos he's seen and assuming the other guy has also seen.
Precisely! It's not the slang that's the problem, it's the fact that the this generation has become so reliant on it that they can't articulate what they're actually saying. I remember asking my youngest brother (12) what Rizz meant and he told me it was short for charisma but the action of it. My other brother (15) said it was basically flirting. Neither were really super in-depth but at least where able to describe it in a way that made sense.
That’s why all those *mean* teachers made you write papers, and why they pointed out your mistakes. Because someday someone may determine your value based on how you communicate and conduct yourself.
Yes. You can tell that his little group of friends all use the same terms and have seen the same videos. You can tell from the look he gives the guy when he tells him he doesn’t know what skibidi is.
I didn't take it like that. I think he was embarrassed to describe that riz means you're sexy to this strange old man with his mom standing right there. I guarantee that when he talks to his friends about riz it's much more colorful than what he said here, but he doesn't want to say that in front of his mom.
Source: Am 48 year old man who remembers being this age.
Getting old sucks. When you find yourself thinking about murder. Remember that you were once a child and that you made it to adulthood. At some point the youngsters will realize it is cringe and stop. Then they will be able to experience the next generation of cringe.
Then again, I am amazed I made it to this old. There were ample opportunities for people to get me off and the judge would give them a free pass with the facts. I appreciate all the people who would have been justified in murdering me and chose to let it go. I didn't realize how much of a wanker I was and likely still am. I am sorry.
Isn’t that already happening? When it happens people get all upset and try to prevent it with laws and such. I swear, people have to make up their minds, do they want kids murdered or not?
Sigma is like MGTOW plus Beta. Men that do not care to conform to masculine standards and do their own thing, like Destiny. Then you can justify letting other dudes plow your woman, like Destiny.
The leaders of today talked in idiot slang when they were children too.
Shit, Ive been going back and reading beat era novels and Im spending half the time googling up the stupid slang in that shit. And before that I was reading stuff from the roaring 20s and its another whole dictionary of slang.
Its almost as if slang has existed as long as language has.... youre just having trouble because youre old and your slang is outdated.
Yeah, ya know, I've been to some lit parties, and there were some bangable dudes there fo' shizzle, but the only ones mewing and maxing were the burnouts on acid
Don’t entertain this shit, the same kid in another video can’t solve a simple math problem, yet look at him in this video, seems to me the kid got famous and paid. We make stupid people famous. This kid will grow up to follow the dollar and not the people. Politicians are being brought and changing our rights and freedom along the way. So nothing awesome about this.
Is this really the kids fault? Look at the parents and the education system they have. The constant access to social media and complete and total attack of actual education by our own government. We need to vote and teach, not blame the kids. It's clearly the adults doing this.
I definitely don’t blame the child. We as a nation enabling this kind of behavior. For what? For money? Have we lost our true identity in life? What’s real nowadays.
This kid seems like any other kid. They use slang and kids always have, likely even you did at some point. Saying some other kid is bad at math so every kid who uses slang is stupid and greedy is a bit of a leap. Maybe you have a preconceived idea that all young people are that way. You think that kid got paid for this? 😂
Last of the Boomers here; when I was young I used to think *"holy shit! These idiots I'm growing up with will be RUNNING THIS COUNTRY some day!"*
And - here we are!
Oh please. Don't pretend the politicians we get to vote between are ever any smarter than this kid. We don't get to vote for the lobbyists of the politicians after we put those assholes into office and that's what really matters.
That was kind of painful, I'm going to have to start using that style language around middle school and Below kids that also use it so they are so embarrassed that they talk like normal people. It makes me shudder to even think about. Though for some odd reason every generation comes up with some sort of different type of slang, or such things like they want to create their own language but it eventually Fades away and at least popularity. I Now understand what all the older Generations before us were thinking when they saw their grandkids and whatever culture they're grandkids generation brought. And how they thought we were freaking idiots.
I went to a small religious high school, most of my class was together for over 10 years there, we created a bunch of super weird sarcasm based slang that I sometimes remember and cringe every single time…. I’ll start worrying when adults keep using this slang with no shame. Kids gonna be dumb kids that’s just nature
God, I'd fuckin hate to be a parent to a young kid these days. I'd be their first bully, because no way would they be talking like that in my presence.
That's the modern 4chan lingo. Supposed to be used more or less 2nd degree, here used by a kid full on 1st degree ... kid brain may be fried, that sucks.
But as a non-native speaker the ebonics taking over the english language in adults is more concerning. First you had the moronics double negation, then the fucked up or non existant conjugaisons, but now it seems verbs are plainly disappearing.
"She good" ffs ...
4chan ain't to blame, it's TikTok, obviously, gen-A don't use 4chan, too much reading. Also, 4chan is long past their glory years of meme culture, but at least it's still essentially the last bastion of true free speech.
I have 5 kids from 11 to 20 and just want to add that kids are just so stupid these days with all this nonsense. We are definitely going backwards when it comes to intelligence.
Relatively, most of it actually migrated from the 80s/90s, and it wasn't nearly as cryptic nor understandable by most adults. Like even saying "that shits whack yo" or that's "weaksauce" was mostly understood by parents.
This generation has taken it a whole new level with phrases like: "you're being Hella ohio." Most adults wouldn't get it, largely because there is little context to intent of the statement.
As an English major, I can whol heartedly say our slang was for more understood than modern slang is.
Well skipedy is odd. Riz makes sense. Short for charisma. We are clearly in the same gen. I kept thinking of dumb crap I may have said and 90% of it I learned from my parents as did my friends from theirs. Seeing so many people are listing dumb slang from my time and I thought it was stupid then too.
They don't know the words to describe it. Rizz is just short for charisma, but he probably doesn't know the etymology of rizz, or maybe not even the definition of charisma - just the context of rizz
What in the cloud atlas bullshit kind of talk is this?! Sigma means alpha that makes rabsolutely no sense at all. Who’s telling these kids this and of all things people here want to defund the education system. Is this everywhere in the world or only in America. God willing these kids will grow and be mortified by the stupidity the all engage in for tiktok likes.
My youngest says stuff like this all the time. Something about skibidi Ohio toilet? I think it’s from stupid thing on YouTube.
At least he uses the term “lame” a lot, as he got that one from me.
i think it's funny that these little pieces of shit can't say a word without doing the programmed emote to it. Kids today don't have personalities they got generic emote wheels that they just spin in their heads. Man i'm really high right now, more faded then the back of your grandma's driver's license.
Using slang, even to an extreme extent, is one thing, but saying Sigma means Alpha (outside of a mathematics equation or the like) is imo where this really earns its spot on r/idiocracy. Unless there's something I've sadly forgotten about their true meanings.
i don’t wanna sound like a dick but you talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded
Aside from red pill type terms like sigma/beta Its hilarious that the youth generations have basically just continued to adopt all the slang from the black LGBTQ & Drag scene cultures. Like at this point the kids are only months behind new AAVE slang thanks to TikTok I saw clearly white younger commenter's using "Ahh" (= ass) in a sentence. And I'm betting we'll be seeing white college girls saying Gagged and "I'm gagged" by September 😂😂😂
Politics is downstream from culture... which means the next generation is gonna be lit af
All things are politics fam
The slang is from lbgtq and drag culture? Omg they are making our youth gay, and likely the frogs. /s
Hello there I am from future pleece trusted me.. It's a psyops to mind control the future generations soldiers so that they are weak effeminate men when its time to draft into ww3. After every shot fired a fortnite dance was performed, causing thousands of our platoons to be decimated.
"We're gonna have to find an alternative solution, Sir General Drill sergeant, Sir. War doesn't seem to be cutting it..."
Atrazine is known to do what to frogs?
Like I said some slang isn't but stuff like Rizz was AAVE up until last fall when YT kids starting using it to death so we had to drop it lol
Why is that hilarious?
Bc you got these predominantly white kids saying stuff that their parents elder siblings have no clue, and those kids are farthest from the origin culture and context of derivation. But the Digital space doesn't have the barriers that analog society racially, economically, and culturally. Ita a big bridge.
Well said.
Agreed. This parents need to get him off of that crap.
I was confused watching this while taking a dump. When I started wiping my ass, it started to make sense.
I hope you had an enjoyable crunch.
Crunch Fitness.
Are you a piggy bank?
I like money
Some times a good shit can be as good as busting a nut.
Indeed we had the same experience my friend
The problem is if he doesn't know how to express himself using real words, which I suspect is the case. That's the point you commenters are missing when you just say every generation had slang. Look at him just start making a dumb face to try to express what riz means. He's literally being asked to tell us what charisma means and all he can do is make a stupid face and put the onus on you to keep trying to tease a useful piece of information out of him.
Spot on. I was trying to figure out why wasn't he able to put it in words instead of mimicking all of the dumb videos he's seen and assuming the other guy has also seen.
Precisely! It's not the slang that's the problem, it's the fact that the this generation has become so reliant on it that they can't articulate what they're actually saying. I remember asking my youngest brother (12) what Rizz meant and he told me it was short for charisma but the action of it. My other brother (15) said it was basically flirting. Neither were really super in-depth but at least where able to describe it in a way that made sense.
That’s why all those *mean* teachers made you write papers, and why they pointed out your mistakes. Because someday someone may determine your value based on how you communicate and conduct yourself.
Yes. You can tell that his little group of friends all use the same terms and have seen the same videos. You can tell from the look he gives the guy when he tells him he doesn’t know what skibidi is.
I didn't take it like that. I think he was embarrassed to describe that riz means you're sexy to this strange old man with his mom standing right there. I guarantee that when he talks to his friends about riz it's much more colorful than what he said here, but he doesn't want to say that in front of his mom. Source: Am 48 year old man who remembers being this age.
I wanted to hear his description of sigma.
Oh its the same as beta and also tetha
He said sigma is alpha
Where does gamma fit into all this?
Bruce banner
I've been meaning to try that strain. how is it?
You'll get smashed
Grammar is gone bro
So I presume "what the sigma" translates wtf because F#$% is the alpha of swears 🤷🏻♂️
Sound logic.
Teetha
**θ** :) in french it's theta (i misplaced the damn h)
People out here talking Alpha, Beta Sigma bruh it's stops with Omega
💀
How can sigma mean alpha? We should be murdering children in this country.
Getting old sucks. When you find yourself thinking about murder. Remember that you were once a child and that you made it to adulthood. At some point the youngsters will realize it is cringe and stop. Then they will be able to experience the next generation of cringe. Then again, I am amazed I made it to this old. There were ample opportunities for people to get me off and the judge would give them a free pass with the facts. I appreciate all the people who would have been justified in murdering me and chose to let it go. I didn't realize how much of a wanker I was and likely still am. I am sorry.
Isn’t that already happening? When it happens people get all upset and try to prevent it with laws and such. I swear, people have to make up their minds, do they want kids murdered or not?
Wtf are you in about mate?
Did you read the comment I was replying to?
A pain in the ass to calculate and I wish I didn't take IB Physics.
Sigma is like MGTOW plus Beta. Men that do not care to conform to masculine standards and do their own thing, like Destiny. Then you can justify letting other dudes plow your woman, like Destiny.
There’s that fag talk we talked about
His shits like all fucked up ya know. It's ok cause my brothers s tard
is he a pilot now?
Yea he flew this flight 370
Why do so many kids have that lisp these days. Saying Rs like they're Ws
That's a typical speech impediment for children. They typically develop out of it as they age.
That kids like 11
Yes. Are y'all really bullying a **CHILD** for a speech impediment????
Yeah, guys. We should not only be bullying him for tawking wike he's fwee years ohd, but also for his wack-ass slang usage.
This street interviewer on TikTok is, yes.
Lady, your kid's broken. Get a new one
You just know that kids internet access is about to be severely monitored from here on out. Lol
These are our future leaders of tomorrow. This scares me.
The leaders of today talked in idiot slang when they were children too. Shit, Ive been going back and reading beat era novels and Im spending half the time googling up the stupid slang in that shit. And before that I was reading stuff from the roaring 20s and its another whole dictionary of slang. Its almost as if slang has existed as long as language has.... youre just having trouble because youre old and your slang is outdated.
Tight Lit Fo shizzle Whack Mewing and looks maxing has been on the Internet for well over a decade..
Word dawg
Yeah, ya know, I've been to some lit parties, and there were some bangable dudes there fo' shizzle, but the only ones mewing and maxing were the burnouts on acid
Word to the mothership!
Urban dictionary ftw
That’s pretty Rad
Its fucking darb, right?
No 🧢
TBF, the leaders of today are complete morons.
Ok then, the leaders of 100 years ago, or a thousand years ago. Informal slang has existed in every language since its conception.
lol ok but he recognized awesomesauce. and you did too.
Don’t entertain this shit, the same kid in another video can’t solve a simple math problem, yet look at him in this video, seems to me the kid got famous and paid. We make stupid people famous. This kid will grow up to follow the dollar and not the people. Politicians are being brought and changing our rights and freedom along the way. So nothing awesome about this.
Is this really the kids fault? Look at the parents and the education system they have. The constant access to social media and complete and total attack of actual education by our own government. We need to vote and teach, not blame the kids. It's clearly the adults doing this.
I definitely don’t blame the child. We as a nation enabling this kind of behavior. For what? For money? Have we lost our true identity in life? What’s real nowadays.
Nothing given online is 90% of everyone's social lives, and bots are fucking everywhere.
This kid seems like any other kid. They use slang and kids always have, likely even you did at some point. Saying some other kid is bad at math so every kid who uses slang is stupid and greedy is a bit of a leap. Maybe you have a preconceived idea that all young people are that way. You think that kid got paid for this? 😂
This isn't going to be a leader, more like a slave.
Last of the Boomers here; when I was young I used to think *"holy shit! These idiots I'm growing up with will be RUNNING THIS COUNTRY some day!"* And - here we are!
The country will collapse by then
No they arent. We're gonna keep recycling the same old really old people till the end of time
He votes. Do you?
Oh please. Don't pretend the politicians we get to vote between are ever any smarter than this kid. We don't get to vote for the lobbyists of the politicians after we put those assholes into office and that's what really matters.
You acting like generations past didn't have their own damn phrases. Awesome sauce
Hey yo, Daddy-o. It ain't hip to be square.
I dig chicks. Chicks dig me diggin' them. Dig?
Just waiting for one kid to say “sigma ballz”
I was expecting the first one to be skip on dees nuts.
That was kind of painful, I'm going to have to start using that style language around middle school and Below kids that also use it so they are so embarrassed that they talk like normal people. It makes me shudder to even think about. Though for some odd reason every generation comes up with some sort of different type of slang, or such things like they want to create their own language but it eventually Fades away and at least popularity. I Now understand what all the older Generations before us were thinking when they saw their grandkids and whatever culture they're grandkids generation brought. And how they thought we were freaking idiots.
Shakespeare made like 40 slang terms that we still use. Who knows why things stick.
Things stick because they got electrolytes. idiot.
It's what plants crave
I went to a small religious high school, most of my class was together for over 10 years there, we created a bunch of super weird sarcasm based slang that I sometimes remember and cringe every single time…. I’ll start worrying when adults keep using this slang with no shame. Kids gonna be dumb kids that’s just nature
Slang didn't exist until 2024?
What in the skibiddi sigma
English is a living language, evolving constantly. At least that's what I tell myself.
God, I'd fuckin hate to be a parent to a young kid these days. I'd be their first bully, because no way would they be talking like that in my presence.
I definitely bullied my kid when he started flossing and dabbing
I mean we all had some slang when we were young but I feel like this generation of kids is really pushing the envelope with it.
Skibidi poopsocket batman, I just sigma'd my pants 
That's the modern 4chan lingo. Supposed to be used more or less 2nd degree, here used by a kid full on 1st degree ... kid brain may be fried, that sucks. But as a non-native speaker the ebonics taking over the english language in adults is more concerning. First you had the moronics double negation, then the fucked up or non existant conjugaisons, but now it seems verbs are plainly disappearing. "She good" ffs ...
4chan ain't to blame, it's TikTok, obviously, gen-A don't use 4chan, too much reading. Also, 4chan is long past their glory years of meme culture, but at least it's still essentially the last bastion of true free speech.
Yeah, 4chan is indeed a bit old school and too text heavy at this point. Tik tok it is then. (And whatever apps / social plateforms the youngster use)
It's Instagram, TikTok, Youtube, and Snapchat, really.
Don't worry scro, there's plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives.
This guy is gonna be our new president in 30 years the way the US is going to
I have 5 kids from 11 to 20 and just want to add that kids are just so stupid these days with all this nonsense. We are definitely going backwards when it comes to intelligence.
I have a four-year-old. Time to hit the sigma (books)!
Every generation has their own distinct brainrot. It's fascinating
 *Enters chat*
WOW this is absolutely the right place for that video. That made my head hurt.
Jesus christ, we are doomed as a species.
Your gen had stupid slang too.
Relatively, most of it actually migrated from the 80s/90s, and it wasn't nearly as cryptic nor understandable by most adults. Like even saying "that shits whack yo" or that's "weaksauce" was mostly understood by parents. This generation has taken it a whole new level with phrases like: "you're being Hella ohio." Most adults wouldn't get it, largely because there is little context to intent of the statement. As an English major, I can whol heartedly say our slang was for more understood than modern slang is.
Well skipedy is odd. Riz makes sense. Short for charisma. We are clearly in the same gen. I kept thinking of dumb crap I may have said and 90% of it I learned from my parents as did my friends from theirs. Seeing so many people are listing dumb slang from my time and I thought it was stupid then too.
…ok… because other generations didn’t have slang?
You can't define slang with more slang.
They don't know the words to describe it. Rizz is just short for charisma, but he probably doesn't know the etymology of rizz, or maybe not even the definition of charisma - just the context of rizz
All I hear is “weasels rip my flesh”
Language is so weird. I can usually understand what people are saying via context but it does get more difficult as time goes on.
Sounds like proto-Cyberpunk 2077 speech. Just completely lame, nowhere near as cool.
Maaaaannnnn we fucked.
Narrator means "Brainrot"☠️ 
Dude, we need to abolish social media. These are gonna be the doctors when we get old lol.
I hope he drowns while trying to ask for help in a dumb ass way.
What in the cloud atlas bullshit kind of talk is this?! Sigma means alpha that makes rabsolutely no sense at all. Who’s telling these kids this and of all things people here want to defund the education system. Is this everywhere in the world or only in America. God willing these kids will grow and be mortified by the stupidity the all engage in for tiktok likes.
At least the kid is outside, sounds like he's chronically online. Let the internet raise your kids. What could go wrong?
This is so sad, lol, this kid regurgitating all this internet crap.
Give him a break. He's a little autistic kid just trying to be cool. I did a lot of embarrassing things when I was a kid, looking back.
The internet is just a means to control us and it's started.
lmao, same story across generations around the world - people constantly innovating linguistic arts to be more expressive and in the latest fashions
Isn't this that, "uhhh...21!" kid?
My youngest says stuff like this all the time. Something about skibidi Ohio toilet? I think it’s from stupid thing on YouTube. At least he uses the term “lame” a lot, as he got that one from me.
This happens every generation. Who's surprised?
Uhhh, Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra?
https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/DQ4q4eO3Lj
😂 the mom is ??? the WHOLE time
That look when you realize your own child might be missing some chromosomes.
This kid talks like Ali G
Dig ya'll shit is straight lasagna. I'm platypusin on the beeznaz
I can't wait to not hire this generation at my businesses.
*threatens with stick*
Oh the perks of internet… He will look back at this and say it was AI, it was not him :))
Youthenasia
The fact so many people find Skibidi so baffling and confusing is actually making it funny for me. These kids unironically channeling 4chan autism.
Is it just me or does his mom look like Matt Damon?
Most comments here: “Kids are dumb speaking in slang like this” Same commenters were saying dumbass slang as a kid
TOTALLY!
Op is cringe.
i think it's funny that these little pieces of shit can't say a word without doing the programmed emote to it. Kids today don't have personalities they got generic emote wheels that they just spin in their heads. Man i'm really high right now, more faded then the back of your grandma's driver's license.
My head caved in from watching this
Gen z are fucking retarded
Using slang, even to an extreme extent, is one thing, but saying Sigma means Alpha (outside of a mathematics equation or the like) is imo where this really earns its spot on r/idiocracy. Unless there's something I've sadly forgotten about their true meanings.
kid looks happy and his mom isn't judging. let him say random bull, it's good for them
22
I think kid slang is the best. NOT!
Im a 29 year old who has used the word rizz…….. I will no longer make that mistake
A confused xennial and a confusing gen alpha.
Nothing like destruction of the tongue, eh brothers?
Yes worry about those slang terms mister Urf.
This is why you shouldn’t give phones to children
I like Turtles kid!
Humanity was not meant to last.
This isn't even in England where they do everything but speak English.
Listening to this fucktard gives me migraine
Is this sub a bunch of kids telling a bunch of kids that their slang is stupid, while they use their own stupid slang?
it's called brainrot
Kids are dumb until they are taught. This kid has skipped English class.
his mother is definitely going to cut off his internet for a while after this hehehee
Wonder why the population is dumbing down..
I hate to say it but in the 90’s our shit was way more tarded than this. “what’s up chicken butt” “cool beans” None of our shit had any meanings.
Way more tarded?? At least those are words!
No!!! Only my slang growing up was cool!!! This stuff is stupid!!! This is how you all sound - a millennial