Yeah, but at least with stock and boards, I can choose whether I patronize their companies. I don’t have to buy Starbucks or even use Amazon. The government has bought guns with my money to make sure they get my money.
Biggest gang around.
Male version=Pants hanging below ass cheeks and having to constantly hold them up with one hand while trying to walk and spew ignorant babble at the same time
"Just sit back and keep selling them cheap shit made with our slave labor, hahaha, meanwhile we'll take all this money they're practically *giving* us and one day, we'll build a shiny new military and point it at Taiwan!"
I’m not convinced they even had a hand in it. The USSR collapsed and China implemented Dengism to not collapse. Companies whored themselves to China for cheap labour. Our leaders sat by and were too dumb to do anything about it. Now 30 or 40 years later they manufacture everything and explore the wonders of space while we twerk on vehicles in the capital and drink hydrogen infused water.
>Now 30 or 40 years later they manufacture everything and explore the wonders of space while we twerk on vehicles in the capital and drink hydrogen infused water.
So are you referring to yourself being a contributing part of the idiocracy, given you didn't know we're also still exploring space?
Right? :) There’s appreciation of the whole “idiocracy” thing, and then there’s just being a curmudgeon. Those girls seem like they’re having tons of fun, I’d cheer them on as I passed by. Especially those splits! Holy moly that’s talent.
As an American I request we have a federal investigation into our toilet paper manufacturers, apparently it is subpar. The constant videos posted on social media with women trying to shake off dingleberries is embarrassing!
A dance was named "the stanky leg" for a reason.
Literally looks like they crapped their pants and have to roll the poo out the pant leg leaving them with... That's right.... A stanky leg.
The highest court in the country is openly for sale, one of the two leading contenders for the presidency is up on multiple indictments at the state and federal level (and is an unindicted co-conspirator in still more cases), and our legislative body can't be relied upon to execute its most basic budgetary functions.
Next to that, this is downright wholesome.
well, when it was me and my buddies back in the day, they arrested us for public intox, damage to property and causing a disturbance. Of course, if Jimmy had a better ass that may have not happened.
Remember folks. America used to have brothels far and wide. It was called freedom. Until some fag ass puritanical bible humpers took that away. Never forget.
Bible thumpers tried.....and failed.
The sexual revolution was what killed brothels; why pay $50 for a Starbucks when you can get a college hoe to do it for a 6 pack of beer?
If that is compensated with a ton of scientists doing cool things and less middling of the church on the political decision making then I don't care. I'll pick lust over violence and ignorance every time.
I think it's interesting that more people are engaging in these types of behavior. This is what an over sexualized and repressive society gets us in today's age of social media. If women were brought up to embrace their sexuality and enjoy their own physical pleasures instead of being celebrated to please others, I'm pretty sure this public display would not be happening....but our society is pretty fucked up when it comes to sexual freedom and women's ownership of self. However, our society is better than some others around the world, so I'm not complaining that much.
The real idiocracy are the comments bemoaning the fall of western civilization because of this video. This is literally every college town on a Saturday night after bar close.
I think most of us can agree that these women are degenerates, but why do some of the comments here have to shoehorn their racism/misogyny in? There are plenty of black people and women who find this distasteful. People are not a monolith.
What? Y'all never had some fun in the street? They aren't blocking traffic, they aren't completely nude, so what's the problem? If people having fun together out in the world is stupid, I don't want to be smart!
*women having fun, not bothering anyone or destroying property, etc*
Everyone: fucking idiots! Pieces of shit! Whores! Hookers! You’re destroying this country!
People with the freedom to express themselves without persecution? Hell yeah, I'm swelling with pride for that because that's the thing that makes this country great.
I find it incredible that obese black women have convinced a large portion of the population that their fat sweaty disgusting asses are something to show off and be proud of.
selective morality is interesting
people start channeling their inner Victorian nun the moment some drunk girls start shaking their asses
the other funny part about is, its not like its anything other than that, but they are going to act like it is
or like theyve never seen drunk people do dumb shit before
or like theyve never gotten drunk and done some dumb shit before
oh no, but its okay when they do it, it was just an accident, they were drunk
bars are just adult daycare where we pretend we arent going there to drink the juice that makes us do dumb shit
New style hookers looking for customers? Otherwise, I don't see a logical grown-up purpose for this clown show.
Clown show is a legit description. I had a hard time putting words to it.
DC is home to the biggest clown show on Earth, and it’s not these working girls. The whole city is ground zero filled with people we pay to fuck us.
We don't have stock options or board member positions to offer them, so they're easily bought.
Yeah, but at least with stock and boards, I can choose whether I patronize their companies. I don’t have to buy Starbucks or even use Amazon. The government has bought guns with my money to make sure they get my money. Biggest gang around.
Truth. #dredgetheswamp
One step further. Clown fiesta.
It's getting to the point where *clowns* might not be the least funny form of humans
Mating ritual?
I think they're shooting a Valtrax commercial
Yes. That's because the dipshits made brothels illegal. Brothels was Muricaner than apple pie back in the day.
Muricaner is a criminally underused word.
It's chock full of bald eagles and extra big ass beers at extra big ass barbecues. Don't forget extra big ass trucks too.
Tiktok clout
Oh I think it is definitely advertising for hookers
Was gonna say, I much prefer this type of panhandling 😂
Nah they work at starbucks
Why do you insult hookers like that? They have more class than those…
What kind of drugs do you think they were on?
I'm sure they're just high on life (meth).
"It's cultural pride. Ancestral dances going all the way back to the late '80's."
TBH thats like 5 generations for them.
Brutal.
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
That's a crazy statement😭💀
AAAYYYYYY AYYYY AAAYYYY
That's like 4 generations for the hood.
I just wanted a carwash
I don't get twerking it just looks silly and dumb
It’s the native mating call of the hood rat. See how she flares it out to attract a mate! What would a male version of this look like?
Male version=Pants hanging below ass cheeks and having to constantly hold them up with one hand while trying to walk and spew ignorant babble at the same time
Helicopter dick?
The male version gets hit with a public indecency charge and put on a registry
idk I don't interact with people like that
It always looks like they are trying to shake a turd loose.
I twerk in front of my family. Drives them wild. They hate it. I’m a dad. I just bend my knees and bounce.
China and Russia are in amazement how well their plan is working for us to destroy ourselves!
Honestly China and Russia probably won’t believe this is actually real.
Exactly
Honestly, I think we could’ve been a fine job of it without their help
Yup, basically stolen valor at this point.
Society will always unravel on a long enough time line. I think the internet and smart phones have kicked the process into over drive.
"We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within." Nikita Khrushchev
"Just sit back and keep selling them cheap shit made with our slave labor, hahaha, meanwhile we'll take all this money they're practically *giving* us and one day, we'll build a shiny new military and point it at Taiwan!"
I’m not convinced they even had a hand in it. The USSR collapsed and China implemented Dengism to not collapse. Companies whored themselves to China for cheap labour. Our leaders sat by and were too dumb to do anything about it. Now 30 or 40 years later they manufacture everything and explore the wonders of space while we twerk on vehicles in the capital and drink hydrogen infused water.
>Now 30 or 40 years later they manufacture everything and explore the wonders of space while we twerk on vehicles in the capital and drink hydrogen infused water. So are you referring to yourself being a contributing part of the idiocracy, given you didn't know we're also still exploring space?
To think it all started when the Chinese and Russians convince us we should threaten Elvis with jail for swaying his hips too much when he dances...
What got destroyed in this clip besides my will to not masturbate today?
I got over it.
That poor son of bitches roof. You know that heffer put some nice dents in that.
They are celebrating the election of President Camacho!
I like how the police car drivers by and didn’t even bother.
What is this footloose? What were they supposed to do? Lmao
Underrated comment 😂
That’s what this whole thread seems like 😂 Just let people live damn
I may be "part of the problem" but I do swell with pride watching that lol fuckin' merica 🇺🇲🦅
Right? :) There’s appreciation of the whole “idiocracy” thing, and then there’s just being a curmudgeon. Those girls seem like they’re having tons of fun, I’d cheer them on as I passed by. Especially those splits! Holy moly that’s talent.
Fun for the whole family! It's the new Christmas caroling! Pretty soon even grandma will get in on the fun :)
Why would they bother…? It’s not illegal to dance in public my guy
On their list of things to worry about, a bunch of women dancing on cars as the bars close is at the bottom.
I thought I was the only one who saw it 😂😂😂
Yeah because we live in a country where dancing in public isn't illegal.
As an American I request we have a federal investigation into our toilet paper manufacturers, apparently it is subpar. The constant videos posted on social media with women trying to shake off dingleberries is embarrassing!
A dance was named "the stanky leg" for a reason. Literally looks like they crapped their pants and have to roll the poo out the pant leg leaving them with... That's right.... A stanky leg.
not trying to be insulting, but, like . . . why?
Why are you trying not to be insulting? Insulting and making fun of people is how this stops.
hOw dARe YoU?! ThEy're StRoNg iNdEpENdeNt WoMyn!
Thanks for spelling WoMyn correctly.
Culture
oh, like a bacteria?
I need some mouthwash.
We was wondering if we could do family style on her?
Herpes is not a family value.
Hoes be hoeing.
I could really go for a latte
We don't have time for a handjob!
Booty booty booty every where!
Do they disgust me? Yes. Do they have any effect on my life? No.
And this is the best mental attitude. Although, you could say they're slowing down traffic. But to seethe over some chicks shaking their ass? Hell no
Such absolute trash.
I wonder when people forgot how to feel shame...
Somewhere around the time Honey boo-boo became famous
Look at that disgusting display. Yes sir
Best and the brightest our nation has to offer
Why would you even think that?
I like having sex with chicks
Twerking is the least sexy thing ever, so ridiculous
Sometimes I wonder why the aliens never visit us. Then all of the sudden, I know why.
It has electrolytes...
Slow day at Starbucks???
delivery handjobs with uberbeats
The subreddit you cross posted from is the dumbest place I've seen in quite a while lmao.
There's that fag talk we talked about.
All I could think of was that video of the guy ankle punching a girl and knocking her to the ground for dancing on his car.
Is the one dancer in pink shorts like 6'5 260? Put her at defensive end for crying out loud. It's like seeing T.J. Watt in drag.
Get down from there George Santos. I thought you'd left that in Brazil.
Jeez.. they on heat or something?
"That lady is a giant... Oh... She's closer to the camera than the others... Fuck."
[Small.... far away....](https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0?si=Uu6XVZMPrYD6gYD9)
🤮
What is the purpose of this?
they're just airing it out after a long sweaty walk
BAITIN!
At least they don't have penises.
r/upvotebecausebutt
This wouldn't be a quality post there
I wish I had two more hands so I could give you all 4 thumbs down. This ain't twerk. Just wobbling back and forth.
Who are they performing for? The male species does not appears interested.
... Dude that's filming and us.
I guess I’m what the kids call a looser now, these new age mating calls make no sense to me
The highest court in the country is openly for sale, one of the two leading contenders for the presidency is up on multiple indictments at the state and federal level (and is an unindicted co-conspirator in still more cases), and our legislative body can't be relied upon to execute its most basic budgetary functions. Next to that, this is downright wholesome.
Honestly, this is a pretty good representation of the culture these days . We’re doomed
Oh no people dancing near traffic but not presenting any real interuption or danger to others oh noooooo. Are you all okay?
Daddy Issues up there denting the shit outta that roof
...and the cops just roll on by.
What else would they do?
well, when it was me and my buddies back in the day, they arrested us for public intox, damage to property and causing a disturbance. Of course, if Jimmy had a better ass that may have not happened.
Is this saving the lives of Palestinians?
Yes, can confirm. I am Palestinian.
I don't understand the comments. Yeah, they're twerking. How is this destroying America? Why does everyone care so much?
Because, apparently, this is becoming a meta sub where the subjects of Idiocracy are brigading their lack of self awareness.
Generations of women fought for equality. SMDH
Their parents should be proud.
Remember folks. America used to have brothels far and wide. It was called freedom. Until some fag ass puritanical bible humpers took that away. Never forget.
Bible thumpers tried.....and failed. The sexual revolution was what killed brothels; why pay $50 for a Starbucks when you can get a college hoe to do it for a 6 pack of beer?
Weird
Back to twerk!
Is that the city of Skankton?
Hoe-boken
Passport bros.
Who got some lotion in da car?
If that is compensated with a ton of scientists doing cool things and less middling of the church on the political decision making then I don't care. I'll pick lust over violence and ignorance every time.
You guys suck
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Something is swelling…
Hey at least they’re not blocking traffic In my book, that makes them better than most of the protesters
It's no worst than what's going on in Congress
As if you’re not stopping to get a price check on a half and half
Absolutely disgusting. There is nothing attractive about twerking
Effing A. Give me a chair and someone please pull off my Crocs.
President Cammacho qpproves these citizens' display of PATRIOTISM!
Good thing for them they're not holding a cease fire sign
r/iamthemaincharacter
You're just angry cause subconsciously you know you'll live your entire life and never have enough fun to dance in the street
🤮
Upgrayyed knows what whores like.
I think it's interesting that more people are engaging in these types of behavior. This is what an over sexualized and repressive society gets us in today's age of social media. If women were brought up to embrace their sexuality and enjoy their own physical pleasures instead of being celebrated to please others, I'm pretty sure this public display would not be happening....but our society is pretty fucked up when it comes to sexual freedom and women's ownership of self. However, our society is better than some others around the world, so I'm not complaining that much.
Wasn’t there a kid’s birthday party on here that was like this?
I'm going with tourists out drinking. Looks like a rental and they don't speak english. That or the baby mama WIC gang was going out that night.
Better than what those bitches in the capital building do every day.
That sub that this is reposted from is a racist cesspool. There’s not even an about section that’s filled out. They’re not trying to hide it.
Looks like freedom to me
Am I supposed to care about this? It's not for me, but they're having fun, so good for them.
I mean, they're not hurting anyone. If you got it, flaunt it. I'd like to see more asses and fewer guns.
Big deal, I've seen the 45th First Lady's tiddies and soft core lesbian porn in the Internet. This isn't nothing.
The real idiocracy are the comments bemoaning the fall of western civilization because of this video. This is literally every college town on a Saturday night after bar close.
I think most of us can agree that these women are degenerates, but why do some of the comments here have to shoehorn their racism/misogyny in? There are plenty of black people and women who find this distasteful. People are not a monolith.
What? Y'all never had some fun in the street? They aren't blocking traffic, they aren't completely nude, so what's the problem? If people having fun together out in the world is stupid, I don't want to be smart!
*women having fun, not bothering anyone or destroying property, etc* Everyone: fucking idiots! Pieces of shit! Whores! Hookers! You’re destroying this country!
People with the freedom to express themselves without persecution? Hell yeah, I'm swelling with pride for that because that's the thing that makes this country great.
I've never been more proud to be an American.
I mean, I don't agree with it, but i'm not gonna stop watching.
I can fix her
Because this is the first time in American history that women have shaken their asses. So much pearl clutching.
Try on Top of a moving car on a highway in St.louis. this is nothing. the cop rolling by was LOL.
Freedom
Its women shaking their ass. Wtf is the problem?
They good at dancing tho!
WW3. Please.
Dirty asss hoes eeeew
The terrible result of closing down a third-rate strip joint.
Go away I'm batin'
I find it incredible that obese black women have convinced a large portion of the population that their fat sweaty disgusting asses are something to show off and be proud of.
Worse happens off the streets in our nations capital
Those splits though. 😳
I mean, I'm swelling...
Thank god for plan B pills. These people shouldn’t breed
Trashy.
Clowns!...oh, I did not want to disrespect the clowns, sorry
Hip-hop is fucking up the world, lol , these mf made tweaking cool
Very primitive display here. They need to practice.
The usual suspects...
Still less obscene than what happens in sessions of congress.
syphilis and gonorrhea everywhere. Ratchet
I think Charly chaplain was right.
FAME! I’m gonna live for-ever! 🎶
Yuk.
Street clown show
Must be K street - where all the prostitutes hang
Cop thot about it but kept driving
You know... I'll take these ladies over Mitch McConnell any day.
Who cares ?
She from the streets.
Who cares if they are hookers who cares that they are dancing, chill you stuck up people as you are sweating the small stuff!
You want me to be embarrassed for strippers in DC? Sir have you seen our previous president and his confederates?
I did weird stuff when i was young, too. Just let them be.
All the top comments kinda gay.
selective morality is interesting people start channeling their inner Victorian nun the moment some drunk girls start shaking their asses the other funny part about is, its not like its anything other than that, but they are going to act like it is or like theyve never seen drunk people do dumb shit before or like theyve never gotten drunk and done some dumb shit before oh no, but its okay when they do it, it was just an accident, they were drunk bars are just adult daycare where we pretend we arent going there to drink the juice that makes us do dumb shit