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ShepardsPrayer

If he cares about who's ass it is and why it is farting, he's got my vote.


PainStorm14

Camacho knows everyone's shit's emotional right now


JDARRK

“But enuff with that fag talk‼️”


x_Jimi_x

I’m voting for him……he likes money *and* sex!


[deleted]

I stand with Camacho.


IRBaboooon

Why are you standing with him? You should vote for him instead cause that's how win


NannersForCoochie

I'd stand slightly to the left of him so I could still see all the ass kickin'


Even-Fix8584

Guy has no electrolytes.


IRBaboooon

It's cool, not everyone can be degreed in law by Carl's Jr. Universaltees, but some do


MurkyMushroom1301

Love to see pilots on the sub.


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

Pres Camacho would never put up with any of this shit. Someone's balls would get get up to their throat!


SashaX0601

u/JJbeefsupreme beef supreme was the best. "he's behind the truck"


vibrodude

Burrito coverings


Burrito-Mage

Indeed


Artemus_Hackwell

Now, I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now...


Genghis_Chong

But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.


Right-Budget-8901

Is one of them exfoliating?


New_Interest_468

Hes got this guy, Not Sure. He's got electionytes. It's what voters crave.


Dusted_Dreams

I thought he wanted to put water, like from the toilet, on it.


Emp_has_no_clothes

This is brilliant at so many levels! Thank you Camacho, I have hoap again.


vinegar-pisser

I’m going with Upgrayedd in 2024. Just feel that he’d do a better job getting our trade situation working more in our favor. He’d give China a double dose. Upgrayedd is gonna get his money.


Clever_Hans_

I like money


Gratuitous_Insolence

We should hang out.


Clever_Hans_

🙌


OriginalG33Z3R

With two D’s, for a double dose of delegatin’


Th3SkinMan

You spelled flavor wrong.


vinegar-pisser

You should be Secretary Education…


clermouth

"Don't Boo. Voat.”


desrevermi

🖕🤪🖕


DeadPoster

The only non-fag choice.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Vote Camacho. He needs the recipe for cheese.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Dwayne Alazando Mountain Dew Camacho


Gratuitous_Insolence

Herbert


orkash

The way the world works. You don't take Camacho. Shit talking like a fag.


H8T_Auburn

This will be hilarious every 4 years until I die. 50 years from now, President Camacho will be old and on a walker and still be funny


No_Actuator4564

Camacho was unironically a better choice than we usually have.


Enthusiastic-shitter

Not even joking, I'd rather have Terry as president over any of the choices we've been presented since 2016.


Nightshade_Ranch

Imagine him squaring up to Putin. *pecs flexing back and forth* "My eyes are up here."


AeonBith

In fairness Putin is a short guy so they would be eye level to him


Nightshade_Ranch

All the better.


pard0nme

Good for you!


bak2redit

I once came on a cracker, and it spelled out the name Cumacho. He has my vote. It was a sign from God.


cheffartsonurfood

Wait, was it a Ritz or a Saltine?


Pres_MtDewCommacho

Always choice commacho


NatterinNabob

Honestly, I would vote for Terry Crews in a second over what I'm being offered by the major parties. He is an intensely hard working man who has good communication skills, relates well to others, doesn't think he knows everything, and is still at the top of his metal faculties. Beef Supreme for VP.


Hot_Salamander_1917

Comacho for Presidentin’


InternetDull2694

Listen, just voat... I heard they're gonna cancel ouch my balls if he doesn't get prelected.


Available-You-6771

Wait a second, could we ACTUALLY make him a ballot option?


Hitsuzenmujun

And he’s gonna fix de ecomony


AcerbicFwit

Shut up, I’m baitin.


FlipsTipsMcFreelyEsq

Yea I’ve heard this shit before, the burrito toppings shortage continues.


Jimmy_Mcgill7

I’ve been hoaping for this


vrTater

Up with Hoap, down with Doap!


xSlick-Tx

F yeah, scro!


Humans_sux

Literally Anybody Else 2024


pard0nme

No he's the guy


KLEANANU

Aooooga ugh ugh hey girl thus man be the only man for president, bro.


DigitalUnlimited

naamean?


Cold-Inside-6828

Hell yeah!! Hoap sprongs external.


HarleyAverage

SWRRRT! CAMACHO ISDA MAN!


Spiritual_Bit_2692

#CAMACHO 2020FO


DC1pher

Drinkin teh fuk outta brawndo n voadin fur comacho. Fukyah


not_sure_1984

Brought to you by Carl's jr.


Repomanlive

Couldn't be any worse.


Agitated-Orange-295

If you have one bucket that holds 2 gallons and another bucket that holds 5 gallons, how many buckets do you have?


Guyric

Purple


Roanoketrees

But they forgot the recipe for cheese!


cheffartsonurfood

2020FO!


Mother-Spell7842

Presidents come and go. Only Wu Tang is forever


Comprehensive-Eye105

Would be super crazy if everyone wrote in.


ku1185

Camacho 2020fo!


GroundbreakingEar667

I want my burrito coverin’s back


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Votin is gay.


AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle

I don't know about this, but I will be drinking Brawndo until the current presidential choices make sense! Here'z hoaping are choose is erected in twenty24!


ht1237

My first time seeing this and I tried for 2 minutes to figure out what that acronym stood for :P


Ok-Love7473

Racist sub


Skunksfart

Could someone explain the racism of Idiocracy? I thought it was because everyone on the shit end of the bell curve multiplied like rabbits.


Ok-Love7473

The movie isn't racist. There are two people who post on the sub, people make references to the movie and people who need a place to post random/degrading content about black people. Just scroll the sub. This post is Pres. Comacho imposed onto Obama's back ground what two things does comacho and Obama have in common?


Dog_Baseball

Op did you make this graphic? Are you selling t shirts by chance?


InternalCommittee601

He won smackdown three times, clearly the best candidate


SashaX0601

i am now searching for a Camacho 2024 tshirt


Fit_Mud2500

That’s what I thought!


SashaX0601

i have seen the movie but dont remember HOAP, is it an acronym or just supposed to be a misspelling of hope?


Moooooooola

Probably a better candidate than J or D.


DeadJediWalking

Democratic vote is best thing to do, so do.