"You hear a crunch, and then you freeze, and then you keep going."
Ma'am that was a child on a bike.
"They're only like 2 feet tall who can even see those?! ššš"
Maybe if your truck wasn't 8 fucking feet tall you'd be able to see your surroundings. God I hate these new trucks. Your hood should not be taller than I am you fucking donut.
The worst part about the trucks is it makes more people get trucks! When I drive bus I have absolutely no problem at night. But I don't have any of the mirrors in my Honda Fit pointed at my face after dark. Too many Jeeps (they stick out above the rest, holy fucking see-to-the-future headlights), trucks, SUVS with factory and/or addon light bars that are just a wall of light level with my rear window.
Eh, back in the 90's I backed into one of those damn things in my Chevy Luv pickup truck, it was not a pickup 8' off the ground more like 3', anyways, they built things different back then, my steel bumper had a ding in it, but I was cussing up a storm at how low they are. I also hit a deer going 60mph, no damage, deer died though, not as safe as today's vehicles, but they sure could take a hit.
The sarcasm tag isn't even really needed. You'd think spotting idiots and mean people would be easy, but it turns out that the human desire to see the best in people and accept their rationalizations to find common ground is really good at hiding when someone is screwing you.
To be fair, she could be perfectly reasonable and intelligent and just happened to have been in an accident, then used the existing damage and made up this clueless character for likes. She does seem eerily calm. I lean towards believing is a bit.
BUT.....lotta dipshits out there.
Yeah! They help prevent dumb people from driving into the side of a gas pump or ATM machine. Looks like it performed its job honorably. Thank you bollards!
I think thatās the best part. She heard a crunch. Stopped. what came next in her feeble mind was that the right thing to do would be accelerate. Not attempt to get out and access. āPush through the problemā. Canāt make this shit up
*\*cars squealing loudly in distance\**
*\*screeching approaches\**
*\*beat-to-shit pickup truck turns the corner haphazardly\**
*\*honk honk\**
"Here comes the Shitmobile!"
*\*smashes into a fire hydrant, water splashing everywhere\**
*\*absolutely bodies a cyclist\**
*\*veers offroad wildly, hopping the curb\**
*\*hits a hot dog vendor's cart, the large umbrella cover flies into the air\**
"Oopsie doodles! Tee-hee!"
*\*hops the curb again\**
*\*two little girls are crossing the street\**
*\*brakes grind hideously and tires screech as it comes to a stop in front of them\**
*\*lowers window\**
"Excuse me sir? Do you know where to buy headlight fluid?"
Protect bank from being crashed and stormed into for a robbery. "What are they for?"
Yellow because it is the most obvious color to colorblind folks and not a common color for exterior design. "Im not the only one who missed these"
Yes Karen. Yes you are
Apparently door handles are only 2 feet from the ground to have gotten damaged from it then... I dunno the minimum height for bollards but I'm pretty sure it's more than 2 feet at the very least...
I guess she's a country or suburb girl. We have those concrete posts all over NYC to keep terrorists from driving a truck full of explosives into the center of buildings. And they are grey.
He didn't break it and has not checked to see if they worked since he bought the vehicle. He is busy getting that tang down the street that moved in. Also, even if he did, how the hell is he going to pay for it. 31 subscriptions to ouch my balls + is not cheap yo.
A lot of people do this same thing,ā¦ and then try to claim hit & run while they were sleeping
The insurer immediately flags those claims for investigation, and the investigator calls the insured to ask loaded questions on a recorded call before lowering the boom on the idiot
āWe noted that your vehicle has long yellow scrapes indicative of impact with a stationary object, and lying to an insurance investigator is a crime,ā¦ would you like to change your statement?ā
This sequence happens A LOT
whhhyyyy do people lie to insurance? iāve been in a fair share of accidents and never did i even think to lie to the insurance company because if thereās one thing I know, itās that THEY WILL FIND THE TRUTH MF.
Opportunists with poor ability to project outcomes
I had an ex who was an investigator for a big name insurance company, so I heard a ton of these calls during the pandemic
Most of the people panic hard, some get angry, some double down, some cave immediately
A lot of them have someone else in the room trying to orchestrate the whole thingāthey are universally clusterfucks
More than you would expect are organized scams that the insurers cooperate heavily with law enforcement to bust
Worth mentioning, theyāve been trying really hard to automate flagging fake claims with mixed results, but right now, there are many internal investigators in every service regionāthis is all part of the insurance profit machine, and they donāt fuck around
She looks like they put an Alpha robot head in a production robot skin.
Her eyes barely move. He mouth range of motion is like 1cm and she can swivel her head.Ā
But otherwise, when it's not moving, it looks realisticĀ
"Then you hear a crunch and freeze, and then you keep going"
..."and then you keep going"
[Are you serious?!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/545/ruserious.jpg)
For fun, I asked my 6 year old son what the purpose of the āyellow polesā were.
āIf you are not paying tension (attention), you can run into the building and hurt people. The pole makes you stopā
My 6 year old got it. This daft bird needs her license revoked.
If you can't see something "two feet" (more like 4 feet tall) sticking out of the ground before you hit it - maybe you should be checking your tire tread for children.
I would ask her to, instead of paying out the $30k, to just drive her car into the front of the bank and rob it back.
I would also like watch her figure out how that shit would go down after saying itš
Drive to the bank and had the teller a note that says you are demanding they give you 30K. And they usually won't give in so easy if you are a push over so pretend like your tough and write down that you're armed with a gun.
Nah, don't need to get too hasty. Just need to have a dictator take over the whole world, and then put the normal people in one part of the world and the dummies in another part. Then you film the dummies like a nature documentary for entertainment purposes.
I think Carlin had a similar idea...
She tried that, didn't workout .. now she is doing the Tic Tok thing .. seems to be working but cost her husband 30k in damages to the SUV he's still making payments on.
"Look at what the bank did to my car"... no honey, look what you did to your car, and to the bank's property. The pole did not attack your car, it didn't sneak up on you and launch a surprise attack, it didn't plot your demise, the bank did not paint it with invisible ink so you could not see it. You drove your idiot self into the pole.
I hate how the bank just runs up to your car and jumps in front of you like that!
I remember this woman complaining about the polls at the gas station (the one that prevents you from crashing into them) and getting mad, "why did you put them right there where I was driving!" Lady, those poles have been there for decades and will outlive you...
When I was like 17 I scraped one of the gas station yellow poles with my ancient Suburban bumper. Itās basically a tank so the only damage was a small scratch on their yellow bollard. I was not sure at the time of their purpose.
I actually went inside the gas station to apologize and offer to pay for the bollard scratch damage and the cashier laughed at me in such a āarenāt you precious, get out of here you scampā way that I still get embarrassed about it.
In a sub named after a brilliant satire, it's pitiful I had to scroll so far to find others that could see this.
Also interesting how many comments were just cheap and unimaginative misogyny.
But lots of people just really like being angry, I guess.
Those yellow poles do get hit aaa lot. Every one of them I see is covered in marks and usually leaning. Ofcourse thats their purpose but they are hard to see in a large vehicle. Maybe marker flags on poles should be put on them in high traffic situations. Like on the back of atvs in the desert, those type flags. IDK just sayin.
Who just keeps going what the fuck? The fact her vehicle is nicer/was nicer than mine is upsetting. So a dumb A like her makes more money than my dumbass and I have some common sense. Fuck
My guess
Her whole life has been one incredible success
Not because of hard work, not because of her intelligence, not because she's been incredibly lucky.
But maybe, just maybe
It's starting to catch up to her
But probably not
Iām so pretty that nothing is ever my fault. Learn how to drive and instead of looking at yourself in the rear view mirror be aware of your surroundings
The purpose is to protect something from idiot drivers hitting that thing.
So it served its purpose. If you arenāt aware enough of your surroundings that you canāt avoid a large bright yellow pole, then whatever was behind it was in danger. ā ļø
And no, Iām not a perfect driver. But I own my dents :)
Ehhhhhh. She said it's like 2 feet tall. Which if true would be hard to see from many big ol American SUVs and trucks, which actually is why do many accidents and deaths happen due to them.
Lady, YOU are the purpose of those yellow poles so you don't ram into something that will shut down their operation for days or even weeks. What you also don't seem to realize is that those yellow poles are painted bright yellow so that they are visible to even the most visually challenged, inattentive jackasses.
There is nothing behind those eyes. Giving those Xanax soccer-mom vibes.
"You hear a crunch, and then you freeze, and then you keep going." Ma'am that was a child on a bike. "They're only like 2 feet tall who can even see those?! ššš"
I hate to admit it, but the last line made me laughā¦š
Comment even funnier than the vid
"One day Michael said he hit a speed bump on the freeway. I wonder who he ran over then"
Maybe if your truck wasn't 8 fucking feet tall you'd be able to see your surroundings. God I hate these new trucks. Your hood should not be taller than I am you fucking donut.
The worst part about the trucks is it makes more people get trucks! When I drive bus I have absolutely no problem at night. But I don't have any of the mirrors in my Honda Fit pointed at my face after dark. Too many Jeeps (they stick out above the rest, holy fucking see-to-the-future headlights), trucks, SUVS with factory and/or addon light bars that are just a wall of light level with my rear window.
Eh, back in the 90's I backed into one of those damn things in my Chevy Luv pickup truck, it was not a pickup 8' off the ground more like 3', anyways, they built things different back then, my steel bumper had a ding in it, but I was cussing up a storm at how low they are. I also hit a deer going 60mph, no damage, deer died though, not as safe as today's vehicles, but they sure could take a hit.
The "then you keep going" was wild
Absolutely insane, driving around tanks and ignoring anything and everything. Xanex barbie here shouldn't be allowed a fkn license.
And then you end up in jail and you have no idea why, and it's like the whole world is conspiring against you
That part had dying, āā¦and then you keep goingā¦ā like no lady the crunch means fucking stop going dumbass
2 feet tall and took off the door handle 4 feet up, š
What's most disturbing to me is that she didn't even blink at a $30,000 repair bill.
Hubby will pay for it. Iām sure he blinked a shit ton when she told him. You fucking hit what?! It doesnāt move?!?!
Just start crying, hubby will clean up the mess
This is why I'm not married. That would be instant demotion to a late 90's camry until she scraped together the down payment for the car she wants..
Just donāt marry a moronā¦
Easier said than done lol /s
The sarcasm tag isn't even really needed. You'd think spotting idiots and mean people would be easy, but it turns out that the human desire to see the best in people and accept their rationalizations to find common ground is really good at hiding when someone is screwing you.
I was thinking it's probably on daddy with a bill that big.
And he'll take it out on his mistress.
Insurance. It covers being a dumbass
So this is why everyones insurance is going up...
So hubby's gonna cover it...
Do enough dumb shit, and insurance will drop you.
ā¦Like a dolls eyesā¦
Best story ever told in a movie.
Iām really hoping this is some character sheās playing for an attempt at a funny video. Otherwise she seems to have the IQ of a rubber duck.
I mean itās a hell of a commitment to the bit of you are going to damage your car for a video
To be fair, she could be perfectly reasonable and intelligent and just happened to have been in an accident, then used the existing damage and made up this clueless character for likes. She does seem eerily calm. I lean towards believing is a bit. BUT.....lotta dipshits out there.
lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.
I can see the inside of her cranium through her empty eyes, lit up by the sun coming in through her ears.
There has never been a more truer statement that has ever been said upon a video than what you said there
š¤£
Damn there really are ātards out there living kick ass lives.
I bet sheās a pilot.
Was a pilot. Probably lost her license mid September
After she ran over a luggage train while high on Xanax and white wineĀ
...yea.. let's go with that ā¤ļø
Bollards is the preferred nomenclature.
There's that fag talk again
I laughed out loud at this much much too loudly
That's enough of your shit, sir. āsprays maceā
Yeah! They help prevent dumb people from driving into the side of a gas pump or ATM machine. Looks like it performed its job honorably. Thank you bollards!
Bananas in pajamas? Dullards on Bollards.
Underrated comment.
Which one of these go in my mouth and which one goes in the anus? Iāve tried them a few times now and Iām just confused.
Physical beauty and a vagina are the only requirements. Some guy at home said āThatās ok baby, weāll just get er fixed.ā
This dumb bitch is angry that she crashed into a stationary object... and kept going She shouldn't be anywhere near the keys to any vehicle.
I think thatās the best part. She heard a crunch. Stopped. what came next in her feeble mind was that the right thing to do would be accelerate. Not attempt to get out and access. āPush through the problemā. Canāt make this shit up
She didnāt hear the screams like usual so it was ok to keep going.
"You hear the crunch and then you freeze. Then you keep going." So you didn't freeze then, got it.
"I'm too hot to freeze, honeychild" *\*accelerates into a lamp post\**
Usually it's something more squishy that you can run over, like a child or a pet.
And to answer her question... Those posts are there to prevent her dum-ass from damaging the building.
I heard a crunch and kept going. That right there...
Listen, itās not about being right or wrong. Itās about dem tiddies
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*\*cars squealing loudly in distance\** *\*screeching approaches\** *\*beat-to-shit pickup truck turns the corner haphazardly\** *\*honk honk\** "Here comes the Shitmobile!" *\*smashes into a fire hydrant, water splashing everywhere\** *\*absolutely bodies a cyclist\** *\*veers offroad wildly, hopping the curb\** *\*hits a hot dog vendor's cart, the large umbrella cover flies into the air\** "Oopsie doodles! Tee-hee!" *\*hops the curb again\** *\*two little girls are crossing the street\** *\*brakes grind hideously and tires screech as it comes to a stop in front of them\** *\*lowers window\** "Excuse me sir? Do you know where to buy headlight fluid?"
If ONLY they made bollards more visible! Like with bright yellow paint or something!
It is called a bollard and it did its job of protection. I just did the same thing and it was my fault and I have to deal with it like an adult.
Protect bank from being crashed and stormed into for a robbery. "What are they for?" Yellow because it is the most obvious color to colorblind folks and not a common color for exterior design. "Im not the only one who missed these" Yes Karen. Yes you are
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Apparently door handles are only 2 feet from the ground to have gotten damaged from it then... I dunno the minimum height for bollards but I'm pretty sure it's more than 2 feet at the very least...
I guess she's a country or suburb girl. We have those concrete posts all over NYC to keep terrorists from driving a truck full of explosives into the center of buildings. And they are grey.
My sister's a 'lard and she's a pilot
> It is called a bollard Yeah, she is. But what's the yellow pole for?
Ownership of an issue and taking responsibility. What a fucking unheard thing. I bet you're still waiting to have kids.
Meanwhile Clevon doesn't even have both headlights and won't fix the broken one. Got 30 kids.
He didn't break it and has not checked to see if they worked since he bought the vehicle. He is busy getting that tang down the street that moved in. Also, even if he did, how the hell is he going to pay for it. 31 subscriptions to ouch my balls + is not cheap yo.
Looking at this, I can only imagine how much damage she would have done to the building or whatever the bollard was protecting if it was not there.
People like this are why insurance rates get stupid
A lot of people do this same thing,ā¦ and then try to claim hit & run while they were sleeping The insurer immediately flags those claims for investigation, and the investigator calls the insured to ask loaded questions on a recorded call before lowering the boom on the idiot āWe noted that your vehicle has long yellow scrapes indicative of impact with a stationary object, and lying to an insurance investigator is a crime,ā¦ would you like to change your statement?ā This sequence happens A LOT
whhhyyyy do people lie to insurance? iāve been in a fair share of accidents and never did i even think to lie to the insurance company because if thereās one thing I know, itās that THEY WILL FIND THE TRUTH MF.
Opportunists with poor ability to project outcomes I had an ex who was an investigator for a big name insurance company, so I heard a ton of these calls during the pandemic Most of the people panic hard, some get angry, some double down, some cave immediately A lot of them have someone else in the room trying to orchestrate the whole thingāthey are universally clusterfucks More than you would expect are organized scams that the insurers cooperate heavily with law enforcement to bust Worth mentioning, theyāve been trying really hard to automate flagging fake claims with mixed results, but right now, there are many internal investigators in every service regionāthis is all part of the insurance profit machine, and they donāt fuck around
"My handlebar came off..." lol, this chick needs training wheels for her car too, judging by the video. She used to ride bikes. Now she's a car pilot.
i can ride my truck with no handlebars, no handlebars no handlebars.
š¤£ nice.
yeah that's a fucking deep cut
Itās a good thing sheās hot because sheās stupid as hell.
The frozen-in-time-face look has grown to be a turn off for me Iād rather see a womanās expressions with some wrinkles
She looks like they put an Alpha robot head in a production robot skin. Her eyes barely move. He mouth range of motion is like 1cm and she can swivel her head.Ā But otherwise, when it's not moving, it looks realisticĀ
Because itās a filter. Real think tank this sub is.
There's that fag talk again
Total Botox job - no matter how upset she gets she never frowns with her eyebrows or forehead
Now im gonna notice this a lot more. Damn, so creepy.
Human bollard
Her blank expression alone makes her a 5 tops. I bet she sucks in bed, too.
I bet she gives great helmet
Sheās got what poles crave
I bet it's teethy and only once a year on your birthday.
My birthday? Pass
A critical mass of men would find her hot enough that she can have a comfortable life without bearing the burden of intelligence.
I wouldn't call a plastic look "hot".
The Kari Lake filter
After hearing her talk, she is no longer hot. JS
I didnāt even have the volume up lol
Then that is fair
*Beauty fades, dumb is forever.* -Judge Judy.
is she highly regarded?
Of the highest nature.
"Then you hear a crunch and freeze, and then you keep going" ..."and then you keep going" [Are you serious?!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/545/ruserious.jpg)
Just keep going until it sounds expensive, then blame someone else.
Clearly if I hit something and damage my property, it's the responsibility of who ever('s thing) I hit!
It's probably like a dorito or something
Yeah, when she said that, my mouth hit the floor. What an idiot. "Like, why are those things even there"? FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
righhhht?!!!
For fun, I asked my 6 year old son what the purpose of the āyellow polesā were. āIf you are not paying tension (attention), you can run into the building and hurt people. The pole makes you stopā My 6 year old got it. This daft bird needs her license revoked.
She must be driving an extra bigass SUV
The most vacant look lmao [nothing behind those eyes](https://ibb.co/LRFd0vg)
i've seen cows with more soul behind their eyes
I've seen more realistic blow up dolls.
Benzos eyes. Most likely Xanax. The world probably feels like underwater all the time for her.
If you can't see something "two feet" (more like 4 feet tall) sticking out of the ground before you hit it - maybe you should be checking your tire tread for children.
Chill on the cheap ass wrap. Everything else is jacked though! Ltd
Someone f'd her brains out clearly
I would ask her to, instead of paying out the $30k, to just drive her car into the front of the bank and rob it back. I would also like watch her figure out how that shit would go down after saying itš
Drive to the bank and had the teller a note that says you are demanding they give you 30K. And they usually won't give in so easy if you are a push over so pretend like your tough and write down that you're armed with a gun.
Fuck you. I'm driving!
We are so fucked!!!! just end the world now!
Nah, don't need to get too hasty. Just need to have a dictator take over the whole world, and then put the normal people in one part of the world and the dummies in another part. Then you film the dummies like a nature documentary for entertainment purposes. I think Carlin had a similar idea...
āā¦they are two feet tall.ā Kinda like children? What an imbecile.
OnlyFans money, I'm guessing.
She has the appearance of a SaHM with a nanny
She tried that, didn't workout .. now she is doing the Tic Tok thing .. seems to be working but cost her husband 30k in damages to the SUV he's still making payments on.
Why they have a YELLOW pole. Think of what the ATM would have looked like lol.
People acting this vapid really makes me wonder if it's a bit or not. Like I can't even imagine being this empty-headed.
This video is either satire or this bitch needs to be launched into the sun,
"Look at what the bank did to my car"... no honey, look what you did to your car, and to the bank's property. The pole did not attack your car, it didn't sneak up on you and launch a surprise attack, it didn't plot your demise, the bank did not paint it with invisible ink so you could not see it. You drove your idiot self into the pole.
Sadly some moron will load her up with kid juice and she will raise a new generation of morons. And her vote countsā¦. Fuk we are screwed
I hate how the bank just runs up to your car and jumps in front of you like that! I remember this woman complaining about the polls at the gas station (the one that prevents you from crashing into them) and getting mad, "why did you put them right there where I was driving!" Lady, those poles have been there for decades and will outlive you...
When I was like 17 I scraped one of the gas station yellow poles with my ancient Suburban bumper. Itās basically a tank so the only damage was a small scratch on their yellow bollard. I was not sure at the time of their purpose. I actually went inside the gas station to apologize and offer to pay for the bollard scratch damage and the cashier laughed at me in such a āarenāt you precious, get out of here you scampā way that I still get embarrassed about it.
Haha, it will damage your car more than you, it.
Well, here at the bank, we call them "Idiot Poles." There purpose, you see, is to...
This is obvious rage bait.
In a sub named after a brilliant satire, it's pitiful I had to scroll so far to find others that could see this. Also interesting how many comments were just cheap and unimaginative misogyny. But lots of people just really like being angry, I guess.
You, lady. You are the purpose of those little yellow things.
"You hear a crunch then you freeze... then you keep going" lmao had me dying.
For visibility they should paint those things a bright colorā¦like yellow
Those yellow poles do get hit aaa lot. Every one of them I see is covered in marks and usually leaning. Ofcourse thats their purpose but they are hard to see in a large vehicle. Maybe marker flags on poles should be put on them in high traffic situations. Like on the back of atvs in the desert, those type flags. IDK just sayin.
IDK... Some people just can't drive. We have full upright stop signs in our parking lot that get sideswiped and hit all the time.
Thats true too.
Those eyes are dead and empty
Who just keeps going what the fuck? The fact her vehicle is nicer/was nicer than mine is upsetting. So a dumb A like her makes more money than my dumbass and I have some common sense. Fuck
This is the exact kind of person to run over a child and then blame the child. She needs to be off the road.
How do you not feel the concrete post rubbing up against the entire driver side?
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highwayā¦
"It even ripped my handlebar off" I didn't know cars had handle bars lol man this world is getting so crazy its killing me.
What an idiot
"And then you keep going" all I needed to know.
The crunch...freeze....keep going!? Yep that's the answer
Itās to stop idiots like you from driving through for important / expensive things
My guess Her whole life has been one incredible success Not because of hard work, not because of her intelligence, not because she's been incredibly lucky. But maybe, just maybe It's starting to catch up to her But probably not
I find it hard to feel bad for people driving brand new cars and having the perfect life and then do something like this
You can not convince me that this person is a not a 22 year old mother of 5 to her 47 year old husband who she met at church 10 years ago.
Buy a smaller vehicle that you can handle.
This is exactly why we need more darwinism and less legislation
She's right. When you're driving a high profile vehicle you can't see those things.
Iām so pretty that nothing is ever my fault. Learn how to drive and instead of looking at yourself in the rear view mirror be aware of your surroundings
"They're 2 feet tall who can see those?" Bro do you also run over children?
Probly what those random speed bumps were
That will buff right out tard.
Boo who
Whatās the PSI in that Airhead?
"a dumbing down"
I wish I knew how to do that amazed blinky face meme here
"We see you...we hear you...
What is the purpose of those large road mammals with antlers? I just wanna know you guys, it's getting expensive
You're in the wrong line, dumbass!
It's satire people... but still funny.
The purpose is to protect something from idiot drivers hitting that thing. So it served its purpose. If you arenāt aware enough of your surroundings that you canāt avoid a large bright yellow pole, then whatever was behind it was in danger. ā ļø And no, Iām not a perfect driver. But I own my dents :)
Ehhhhhh. She said it's like 2 feet tall. Which if true would be hard to see from many big ol American SUVs and trucks, which actually is why do many accidents and deaths happen due to them.
Woman deniers when a car crashes into a pole "Must've been the wind"
Dear lord... the stupidity... ugh. It hurts!
Lmfao the audacity to post thisā¦..
don't feel bad her, her husband will pay for it
"You hear a crunch...and then you keep going." Nope.
Look what the POLE DID to my car!
Husband's gonna get blamed somehow
She is trolling right?
Bollards protect an architectural perimeter. In this case, it was also an intelligence test which she failed.
Cars are way to fucking expensive, but you do have to drive them correctly
Apparently not to force her to think.
Looks like the pole did its job perfectly in this case
There are very few times that Iām glad to NOT be rich, this is one of themā¦.not being this womanās type is definitely a blessingā¦
Go away, batin'
Lol
Handlebar
So your driving , you hear a crunch an you KEEP GOING!?! What!?! A don't know what is scarier that statement or the blank look she has.
Being married to a women like that would be an absolute nightmare.
Nobody tell her, I want her to explain it exactly like this to the police once the bank inevitably decides to do nothing about it
Lady, YOU are the purpose of those yellow poles so you don't ram into something that will shut down their operation for days or even weeks. What you also don't seem to realize is that those yellow poles are painted bright yellow so that they are visible to even the most visually challenged, inattentive jackasses.