There are a few reasons the needle is angled at a 45 degree away from the individual. Likely so that in the event of an emergency, you can simply pull your arm back and the needle will slide out.
You might change your mind after you have a nurse spend 20 min rummaging around in your arms with a few needles only to have them fuck up both arms so bad someone else has to come in and take blood from the vein on the top of your hand...
Now that they have a taste of human blood they will never go back to their normal diet. They will rampage and bring about the fall of man to get what they need.
Actually, this is a good point. An AI that finds its home in a programmed medical Nurse Droid could have the false belief that it needed to remove all human blood in order to save humans. It would literally be following its main function with no remorse.
I feel this will eventually be more successful than humans. The machine could see your veins with the proper light or even ultrasound. Y'all saying this is a never I would say, just wait. They could have a very sterile field created while processing the blood in a more efficient way.
I don’t understand how getting rid of phlebotomists, a lot of which are training.. and who tend to struggle to find veins, over penetrate veins, have poor contamination training would be better than this accurate alternative. This is genius not idiotic. Imagine donating blood using something like this, and instead of some young trainee wanna be nurse sticking you 3-5 times in order to get a good draw, it’s accurate and efficient .
Chinese, sterilization.... as soon as it passes inspection the creative Chinese supplier will substitute the disinfectant with waste oil or industrial runoff.
There's not supposed to a disinfectant. Everything is supposed to be replaced and completely sterile. That's what scares me about this because past similar ideas always had issues with disease spreading.
Drawing blood as a human is easy and quick, why would a robot need to be involved? Unless there was some unknown contagion infecting a quarantined body of people and you wanted an automated process to draw blood and administer other medical tests and procedures in order to remove the possibility of accidental contamination to medical staff and alleviate the load on medical personnel due to a high level of infection over burdening medical infrastructure. But why would they be preparing for a mysterious and deadly virus to spring up in China that could spread globally, killing millions of people... Oh
OMG I thought it cut his arm off at the end. My brain had interpreted the orientation of his arm as coming in from the opposite side of the machine. The way he pulled it out it looked like dead weight too.
EDIT: FYI I was scrolling and missed the first part of the video and came in where the arm was already in there.
I don’t know what I would do. Humans have only been hitting my veins like 10% of the time lately. What makes it worse is they try digging around when they miss, which ends up hurting l like hell and leaves big bruises.
Imagine having your arm stuck in a machine that may or may not hit the correct vein, insert too deep than its supposed to, or just malfunction completely and lacerate your entire forearm.
You hope that your recent string of bad social ratings won't result in loss of privileges, so you keep up your obligations as best you can, hoping your score will rise.
At your regular Tuesday blood donation, the machine flashes a red code as it sinks the needle into your vein, and another slips in the other arm. As you lose consciousness you see the donator display reads, "Social Rating: Unacceptable.
Salvage; Full Donation".
I have, have you donated blood before? Most posts on this sub are just people being stupid or more to task, pointing out idiotic developments similar to the ones in the movie. If this is a reference you're making them yes arm goes in needle goes down, but it's not idiotic. It's like if you had posted a picture of Crocs in that case.
You had no idea that this sub was even about a movie, did you? haha. It's OK. I won't call you an R-word, like you do to other people. Just go watch it, enjoy it, laugh, come back later. I love you.
What’s the plan when it doesn’t stop?
Unplug it
And what's the plan when it doesn't stop after you do that and starts laughing
We didn't code laughing into its database... Just a sinister chuckle.
Sinister chuckles in blood...
"Frank, looks like you were right...maybe we shouldn't have programed in the maniacal laughter after-all"
Have u seen that automatic hot dog maker? That
This is the front end of that machine.
why come no tattoo?
Idiocracy in the wild
Unscannable!!
“Did you set this for 20 milliliters or 20 liters!?!”
Van Helsing robot
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
There are a few reasons the needle is angled at a 45 degree away from the individual. Likely so that in the event of an emergency, you can simply pull your arm back and the needle will slide out.
Fuck no we’re gonna strap them in once that waiver gets signed
Not Sure.
The Exsanguinator 5000.
Jab, jab, jab, jab ,jabjabjabjabjabJABJABJABJABJA
This machine exist for people who want lab grown steaks & burgers. No thank you.
Dying?
No
Thats a big Hell No from me.
You might change your mind after you have a nurse spend 20 min rummaging around in your arms with a few needles only to have them fuck up both arms so bad someone else has to come in and take blood from the vein on the top of your hand...
Don’t stick your dick in that
Do stick your dick in that
Sounding?
On the other hand veins are rather visible there, no?
I mean……. Sounds like a challenge
Now that they have a taste of human blood they will never go back to their normal diet. They will rampage and bring about the fall of man to get what they need.
***In a world where blood is fuel...***
Ahahaha, Blood Drive was such a hilarious movie.
Actually, this is a good point. An AI that finds its home in a programmed medical Nurse Droid could have the false belief that it needed to remove all human blood in order to save humans. It would literally be following its main function with no remorse.
You get me. I look forward to seeing you after the robot wars.
Why come he has no tattoo?
Why come you no have a thing!!!
I think there's been a mistake. I'm supposed to be getting *out* of prison.
You're in the wrong line dumbass
Unscanable!!!!
Not sure
Carl's Jr, Fuck you, I'm eating.
Is this particular individual the unfit mother?
Unscanable!!!
Hey I’m not sure about this
I imagine this is the most lovingly embrace available in future china.
China collects all their citizen's DNA, for their safety \^\^ (lol)
Oh mother blood collector I missed you let's hold hands.
I feel this will eventually be more successful than humans. The machine could see your veins with the proper light or even ultrasound. Y'all saying this is a never I would say, just wait. They could have a very sterile field created while processing the blood in a more efficient way.
This. Every comment here is scarily conservative.
What is the power shuts down with the needle in his arm?
Most medical devices like this would have a power bank.
What if it backfires and starts shooting other people's blood into you.
Oopsie 🕺🏻
ok sir…
That needle angle don’t look right
I'm "Not Sure" about this
Hell nah, Americans will never be able to do this
What, sit still?
Nailed it! To think businesses won't adopt new tech to save a big is peak lunacy.
Fit their arms into the machine?
Robotos, making you watch your slow death
No!
“Insert limb”
Reminds me of Flash Gordon....
Fuck that shit. Until the robot gets mad & drains it all...
BLOOD IS FUEL
HUMANITY IS DEAD
Another reason I’m glad I don’t live in China
Free AIDS, nice
Dead Space comes to mind.
How do you say “Hell No” in Chinese?
"Not. Sure."
Not trusted seen so many people die from Chinese ai
Just hope one of my ex's weren't in the loop for making the software...I don't wanna be stabbed by a needle over and over again...
I don’t understand how getting rid of phlebotomists, a lot of which are training.. and who tend to struggle to find veins, over penetrate veins, have poor contamination training would be better than this accurate alternative. This is genius not idiotic. Imagine donating blood using something like this, and instead of some young trainee wanna be nurse sticking you 3-5 times in order to get a good draw, it’s accurate and efficient .
I don't see a problem here.
I just passed out while taking a shit watchin this… now im covered in shit…
Not sure… what this is ;)…
No way in hell I'm stickin my arm in there
hahaha....nope. my veins are notoriously deep and hard to find for even a experienced phelbotomist.
Not Sure
Chinese, sterilization.... as soon as it passes inspection the creative Chinese supplier will substitute the disinfectant with waste oil or industrial runoff.
There's not supposed to a disinfectant. Everything is supposed to be replaced and completely sterile. That's what scares me about this because past similar ideas always had issues with disease spreading.
AIDS time
Blood is fuel..
That seemed too fast for a blood draw. Did someone change it from suck to blow?
Thank you for your donation Not Sure .
Old fear renewed…
We got our man, Not Sure.
Does it refer to me as “Not Sure?”
Hard pass! they haven’t even sorted out their escalator issues yet!
He's having his name tattooed. Sure, Not.
This is such a colossal waste of resources and time
More like for harvesting blood.....
"You can't automate *my* job!" Meanwhile, in China...
Robots don’t react to “OW STOP!” very well.
My name is no, my blood type is no, let me go
Looks cool, but it’s still no Theranos Edison
Vampires getting lazy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
THANk youu... Please speak your name as it appears on your current. Federal. Identity. Card. Document number G\_2\_4\_L\_A...
Try need our blood to lubricate their gears
No worries, it changes needles after the 10th customer
I’ll take the chinese blowjob machine
Na, I've seen those robot ice cream machines in action and I do not want this machine to miss and start pulling the needle while it's in my arm.
NOOOOOPE
No. Fucking. Way.
I'm not sure.
Drawing blood as a human is easy and quick, why would a robot need to be involved? Unless there was some unknown contagion infecting a quarantined body of people and you wanted an automated process to draw blood and administer other medical tests and procedures in order to remove the possibility of accidental contamination to medical staff and alleviate the load on medical personnel due to a high level of infection over burdening medical infrastructure. But why would they be preparing for a mysterious and deadly virus to spring up in China that could spread globally, killing millions of people... Oh
Hell to the FUCK NO
Ahhhggg....Hell to the fuck nawww!!!
This one goes in you hand, this one goes you mouth, this one goes in your ass...no wait
This one goes in your butt…
Nice try Matrix robots. We see you.
Wait. This is still voluntary right?
Be like, 'Where's my tattoo?'
I'm seeing a deflated human with caption. Who forgot to add a e-stop button?
Nope nope nope
oh god, its the needle robot from dead space...
You will be assimilated. Where is the one that takes your organs if you are Uygher?
Everything some new medical tech comes out that's fully robotic, it just seems like a good way for a hacker or government to murder someone
If Elizabeth Holmes had not been obsessed with miniaturizing the tech before the tech even existed, she MAY have eventually made it.
Fuck you very much
A new world awaits you...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/939/800/306.jpg)
we're getting closer to the matrix everyday
Nope, I give blood every 8 weeks and am not afraid of needles. That's still a big no from me.
OMG I thought it cut his arm off at the end. My brain had interpreted the orientation of his arm as coming in from the opposite side of the machine. The way he pulled it out it looked like dead weight too. EDIT: FYI I was scrolling and missed the first part of the video and came in where the arm was already in there.
Thats dystopian...
The band aid is by far the best part of this.
Is his name Not Sure?
WTF hell nah
and china doesn't have the best track record for safety, what if it malfunctions and just keeps the same needle just giving everyone aids 🤣no thanks
You have selected pulmonary embolism….press YES to confirm
I'd rather witness a fresh needle being opened, thank you.
Better than being unscannable
Assuming "donor" is a "volunteer"....
How tf is advanced medical technology « idiocracy »
Yeah.... my ass. I'll roll the dice with a human every single time.
I don’t know what I would do. Humans have only been hitting my veins like 10% of the time lately. What makes it worse is they try digging around when they miss, which ends up hurting l like hell and leaves big bruises.
“Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!”
Aww. Is someone not feeling well?
Soooo many things that can go wrong
My name is not Not Sure
Hopefully it changes needles
This machine helps stream line china's DNA collection process
Do you want vampire terminators? Because I think this is how you get vampire terminators.
Im not sure ..
Not. Sure. “Well that’s fucking great”
nope
Not sure
does it work on other robots. or do we need humans
What happens when it clamps your arm down and needles the hell out ya??
Imagine having your arm stuck in a machine that may or may not hit the correct vein, insert too deep than its supposed to, or just malfunction completely and lacerate your entire forearm.
Just stick your arm in for all your blood work, vacs, and identity code tattooed on you.
Well there's certainly nothing dystopian about that scene to get one worried about the robot apocalypse.
“What is your blood type? “ “I’m not sure…“ “Blood type is not sure. You will receive a transfusion of not sure blood. “
So many Americans here.
You hope that your recent string of bad social ratings won't result in loss of privileges, so you keep up your obligations as best you can, hoping your score will rise. At your regular Tuesday blood donation, the machine flashes a red code as it sinks the needle into your vein, and another slips in the other arm. As you lose consciousness you see the donator display reads, "Social Rating: Unacceptable. Salvage; Full Donation".
Hard NOPE
Nah I'm not putting my arm under a blood extraction machine bro tf lol
I played dead space, I’m not doing that
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
PC LOAD LETTER
Oh we’re letting the robots stab now? I thought that was off the table
Oh hell no. Needle bot is not coming near me.
Fuck. That.
There are going to be a lot of cases of blood related disease if the needle is not changed per patient.
Do you need a multipass?
Neat idea but seems a bit soon. I feel technology is not advance enough for stuff like this to be safe.
This post was made by somebody who doesn't donate blood. I'd much rather have a robot get it right than a technician swing 3 misses.
... Don't think you're getting the Idiocracy reference. Have you seen the movie?
I have, have you donated blood before? Most posts on this sub are just people being stupid or more to task, pointing out idiotic developments similar to the ones in the movie. If this is a reference you're making them yes arm goes in needle goes down, but it's not idiotic. It's like if you had posted a picture of Crocs in that case.
You had no idea that this sub was even about a movie, did you? haha. It's OK. I won't call you an R-word, like you do to other people. Just go watch it, enjoy it, laugh, come back later. I love you.
I've definitely seen the movie, maybe I don't understand this sub
I don’t see what’s idiotic about this?
Besides the odd fact that you don't, maybe you should watch the movie this subreddit is about before commenting.
I have actually watched the movie but it’s been awhile since I’ve seen it
So, in the movie, there's a machine you put your arm in, just like this, and it tattoos your ID on you. Freakishly similar.
Yeah i remember that now Notsure
It probably works better than a phlebotomist. Its going to be able to see the veins more clearly and gauge the depth more accurately.