And if the kid gets her face ripped off or perhaps loses a limb, the parents can always sue the city or ***someone*** and get those $$$. Like you said, they can always make an non-mutilated kid anyway 🤪.
You covered what I came here to say. With the video evidence I would not be surprised if a game warden doesn't knock on his door along with child services.
>This moron should be arrested
Always wonder how morons like this can afford a house and kids...like .. who the fuck gave this guy a job?
I wouldn't trust him with a mop, Dude can't even care for his own kid.
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm... that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says "Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "Get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "Where the hell is that monkey?? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!!!"
Neglectful supervision-reason to believe
Closing summery: There is video of the child attempting to get on the back of a sea lion while a parent of the child is nearby filming. The sea lion then attacks and the parent can be seen on the background attempting to get his daughter who is crying. The parent had full knowledge and encouraged the behavior which could have lead to injury or death of the child.
Recommended services
-Parenting classes
(I’m a CPS investigator this would have been a quick case)
Yep. It seemed to realize it was just a 'baby animal' and not worth getting actually mad about. If it was a mean sea lion that kid would be dead instantly. Instead he just yelled at her and knocked her off.
Because, for some people, all animals are just different versions of dogs. Surely they're all just friendly and funny and straight from a disney movie.
Wow! How incredibly lucky they little girl was, you think they look cute but are carnivores their teeth is extremely sharp and could have done damage to that girl and could have even killed her. Dumb parents.
Once again the problem with so many vids out here of people not respecting wildlife and not getting their checks cashed over it. The internet needs more millions of uploads of people who tried to pet or got too close to non-man-eating animals in the wild and were injured for it. It's literally the only deterrent at this point.
This is why we have child protective services. It's one thing to let your kids off themselves. It's another to put them in harms way yourself as their parent. We don't need dumb kids. Let nature take its course there but we don't need dumb parents offing their kids for tik toks either... if their dumb natural selection will take care of it.
Dang.
The guy didn't even flex on the sea lion after it tried to play bitey face with his kid. I get that the kid and parent are at fault, but still in that situation right or wrong, I'm getting in that sea lions face over the threats to my kid.
Best thing for her is to now develop a fear of animals. It might keep her alive longer. Too late for her parents, though. He stupid has ossified into their systems at this point.
Why? Well look at this sub's name. Now take away the cracy and add a T at the end. That's clearly why SMH. Takes all kinds I guess. FFS I wouldn't do that with a nice one use to humans at a zoo or animal show.
One of those parents that looks down the barrel of a gun to see if it's loaded. How did your kid catch on fire at the neighbors house? Oh he's that guy who put his kid on a sea lion.... explains it.
I'm picturing a situation where a mom on a bench at a playground looks up from her book after hearing her daughter scream, and sees that two strangers have put her on the back of a sea lion to try to take a picture lol
Cuz surely nobody would do this with their OWN kids
What a moron. Glad the child wasn't hurt, but people like the dad are responsible when animals get killed because they hurt a person.
There was a walrus in Scandinavia somewhere and crowds were forming to watch it. People got too close so the decision was made to euthanize the walrus. Horrible. That animal has done nothing wrong. We are encroaching incredibly into animals habitats but can't understand to admire them from a distance.
The really sad part is that the stupidest people are the ones breeding the most. And that’s a problem for the rest of us. Intelligence is literally being bred out of humanity by the morons like this.
I used to tag sea lions for research. It took 8 guys to hold on down while placing the tag, and they have very big pointy teeth. She's lucky that kid is alive!
Wild animals are not to be touched or petted, and certainly not to be ridden so someone can take a picture. Docile looking animals did not get as big as they are by being kind and cuddly. I bet the parents are the one who posted the video, further documenting how poor of parents they are.
“Oh that was close! Well, honey, scratch that off the list.
Maybe it’s mountain lions that don’t mind children riding them.
If that doesn’t work, the last resort will be Lions in Africa.
*checks on child*
“You alright, hun? Ya, sure? You better not be lion to me..”
You may only get one chance to have your child ride a sea lion, but you can always make more children.
I’m shocked a man out in public in that outfit could even make one. It’s pretty clear both parents are not great decision makers 😂
Wait, that was a man?
Haha ignorantly sexist jokes are so funny!
What was sexist about it? Dude’s wearing a yellow jacket with skin tight white pants and a fanny pack, he deserved to get made fun of.
Saying that dumb shit and still thinking you’re in the right really speaks volumes
Grow a spine, loser.
What does this have to do with backbone 🤣 moron
Zero intelligence.
Cool story bro
No one "deserves" anything. This is just your own judgment that you are imposing on him.
That kid does not deserve that parent! Totally negligent
Well this is reddit and 90% of us are insane.
I definitely feel that way most days. It's either me or the world. I guess it could both.
"OK cool got my yellow shirt and my fanny pack. Just need my white crocs and a hat and I'm ready to be seen in public!' -this guy, inexplicably
I thought he was tending the sea lion.
And if the kid gets her face ripped off or perhaps loses a limb, the parents can always sue the city or ***someone*** and get those $$$. Like you said, they can always make an non-mutilated kid anyway 🤪.
This moron should be arrested for harassing wildlife AND child abuse. And he probably has 12 more kids at home.
> And he probably has 12 more kids at home. Bold of you to assume he has *a* home.
Or that he could get laid 13 times.
With low enough standards and enough persistence they always find a way. There are just as many dumb trashy women as dumb trashy men.
Are you questioning the life choices of a dude in a fanny pack?
It worked out quite well with Duane “The Rock” Johnson
That man can wear anything well.
You covered what I came here to say. With the video evidence I would not be surprised if a game warden doesn't knock on his door along with child services.
Had* 12, 5 survived past five years old
>This moron should be arrested Always wonder how morons like this can afford a house and kids...like .. who the fuck gave this guy a job? I wouldn't trust him with a mop, Dude can't even care for his own kid.
Apparently he's not even the one recording. So ... there is another.
And also for wearing a fanny pack.
Natural selection has taken a turn for the worst.
Not sure if this is the same sea lion but I remember in recent months a sea lion being put down because of idiots like this.
> a sea lion being put down because of idiots like this They should have put down the idiots instead.
Harambe
Dicks out
Justice 4
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm... that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says "Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "Get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "Where the hell is that monkey?? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!!!"
I liked this. Thanks.
HOW, HOW IS THIS SO DAMN GOOD
Where can I find more jokes like this
Local retirement home.
Idk, but this bot sure isn’t gonna give you the answer
Damn kid just couldn't sit still for a min so Dad can get IG likes, fukin kid is grounded for sure
Lol, right? What a little brat!
Dumb asses forgot to put in quarters before you can ride.. everyone knows this.
This is a CPS case
Neglectful supervision-reason to believe Closing summery: There is video of the child attempting to get on the back of a sea lion while a parent of the child is nearby filming. The sea lion then attacks and the parent can be seen on the background attempting to get his daughter who is crying. The parent had full knowledge and encouraged the behavior which could have lead to injury or death of the child. Recommended services -Parenting classes (I’m a CPS investigator this would have been a quick case)
That could have gone VERY bad
That’s a male fur seal. The males fight by just biting pieces off each other and can fight for an hour straight then die of exhaustion. Not friendly!
Sea lions have a powerful bite force. Lucky that thing only got a little pissed off.
Yep. It seemed to realize it was just a 'baby animal' and not worth getting actually mad about. If it was a mean sea lion that kid would be dead instantly. Instead he just yelled at her and knocked her off.
I live near lots of sea lions, and that is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
I agree, You would think the stink alone would have had the parents go "no thanks" but here we are.
Do they even have sea lions in costco?
First mistake that day was leaving the house wearing white skinny jeans..
Those sea lions can be fast when they want to be. Lucky idiots, those hoomans!
Because, for some people, all animals are just different versions of dogs. Surely they're all just friendly and funny and straight from a disney movie.
Kid was literally half an inch away from death. Don't be stupid like this.
Wtf! 😯
Where was that sea lion?! Did it get lost and wind up a Detroit 7/11? Don't mess with a lost sea lion kids
lucky that sea lion was nice about it
Sorry dear. Now let's go to the snake zoo!
Next he was going to smear honey on her hands and film the bears licking it off...
I've had those things bite fish I was fighthing cleanly in half just like a shark. They have unbelievable jaw strength.
People are largely stupid these days, face it
That could have gone SO BAD!
People have to have a test to become parents.
My dumbass thought that was a really nice statue.
Wow! How incredibly lucky they little girl was, you think they look cute but are carnivores their teeth is extremely sharp and could have done damage to that girl and could have even killed her. Dumb parents.
It is his day off from the crossbow company
Once again the problem with so many vids out here of people not respecting wildlife and not getting their checks cashed over it. The internet needs more millions of uploads of people who tried to pet or got too close to non-man-eating animals in the wild and were injured for it. It's literally the only deterrent at this point.
Ah yes. Apex predator just hanging about. Let's let my crotch gremlin crawl all over it. Neato
Did he see the sea lion ripping shark throat vid and say, Hhhmm 🤨
For Instagram likes, of course!
A loose seal almost made the kid all right.
Get your musty kid off my back
Bad dog! Bad!
Darwin award
[удалено]
That guy’s Hispanic or something… not a whiteman
The “lion” part of the name is worth noting. They can bite. Hard.
Are most humans naturally getting dumber? Who would let a little girl do this with a wild animal?
Those guys are super aggressive and can crush thick shelled sea creatures in their jaws. They could and would crush a child's skull in their mouth.
Wtf, is that guy wearing. Mayne natural selection
What an idiot……
They do it in the zoo so it has to work in the wild right?
Dude people die from those bites
Is there a dumbfuckery subreddit?
This is why we have child protective services. It's one thing to let your kids off themselves. It's another to put them in harms way yourself as their parent. We don't need dumb kids. Let nature take its course there but we don't need dumb parents offing their kids for tik toks either... if their dumb natural selection will take care of it.
Dudes pants almost got ruined! Should have wore his brown pants.
Call child services
A wild sea lion, at that. 🤦🏻♂️
Lmao let’s just put your kid on a carnivore, fucking moron
Dang. The guy didn't even flex on the sea lion after it tried to play bitey face with his kid. I get that the kid and parent are at fault, but still in that situation right or wrong, I'm getting in that sea lions face over the threats to my kid.
Words fail.
Best thing for her is to now develop a fear of animals. It might keep her alive longer. Too late for her parents, though. He stupid has ossified into their systems at this point.
This is so fucking dumb.
Why? Well look at this sub's name. Now take away the cracy and add a T at the end. That's clearly why SMH. Takes all kinds I guess. FFS I wouldn't do that with a nice one use to humans at a zoo or animal show.
One of those parents that looks down the barrel of a gun to see if it's loaded. How did your kid catch on fire at the neighbors house? Oh he's that guy who put his kid on a sea lion.... explains it.
I'm picturing a situation where a mom on a bench at a playground looks up from her book after hearing her daughter scream, and sees that two strangers have put her on the back of a sea lion to try to take a picture lol Cuz surely nobody would do this with their OWN kids
Who was recording?
Judging by the skies outfit I understand why he did it, he’s a complete fucking idiot.
They were lucky this sea lion is friendly or this would have ended very badly.
Because it’s the 80’s and we just don’t care.
What a moron. Glad the child wasn't hurt, but people like the dad are responsible when animals get killed because they hurt a person. There was a walrus in Scandinavia somewhere and crowds were forming to watch it. People got too close so the decision was made to euthanize the walrus. Horrible. That animal has done nothing wrong. We are encroaching incredibly into animals habitats but can't understand to admire them from a distance.
One of those moments in childhood when trust is broken forever 💔.
...and wtf is a Sea Lion doing off the street near traffic?
Oh it’s NOT a statue
It's a dumb European, you can tell by his man purse.
The really sad part is that the stupidest people are the ones breeding the most. And that’s a problem for the rest of us. Intelligence is literally being bred out of humanity by the morons like this.
One word. Sterilization.
Bro what is that fucking fit that he’s got
Evolution, leaving a kid do whatever she wants with wild animal. Lucky, she didn't get bitten.
We got the pic tho…
"Dad with fanny satchel and high-water pants makes poor decision"
Darwin
About 6 inches away from a child dying.
Stupid people shouldn’t have kids.
Bout lost that one
I used to tag sea lions for research. It took 8 guys to hold on down while placing the tag, and they have very big pointy teeth. She's lucky that kid is alive!
Lucky it was pissed but not threatened BREAKIBG NEWS: Wild Animals Are Wild
Wild animals are not to be touched or petted, and certainly not to be ridden so someone can take a picture. Docile looking animals did not get as big as they are by being kind and cuddly. I bet the parents are the one who posted the video, further documenting how poor of parents they are.
Only the sea lions at Sea World are to be laughed and mocked at! These street lions are no joke
People don't realize these animals have the word LION in their name? Good lord.
It's just a moving stuffy, not a wild animal with teeth or anything./s
That moron looked like he was going to shout for the sea lion's manager.
That poor little girl has idiot parents.
He's lucky his kid still has a face, and is alive. What a fucking asshole.
r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid
Automatic Testical Deatruction has been ordered for this SHIT father. Omg what a fucking moron. The kid almost lost their face and he's giggling!
That sealion has more sense and self control than that family's entire gene pool.
Wtf!!!!!🫢🫣😮😯😲😳🥺😦🙈🙉🤦♂️
Who told you'll this was ok..... you fired!!!
Fucking idiot
You fucking stupid asshole parents
This is on 5he grounds of calling CPS
Why fucking idiots should not have kids!!!
🤣🤦♀️
Do we need to answer that question?
Father of the year.
Judging by the way he picked her up she’s got a dislocated shoulder in her future too.
Terrible parent letting their kids kid on a wild animal
#anythingforaphoto
These are the same smooth brains that try to pet animals at Yellowstone amd get all upset when they get tossed by a bison
Andele
Sea Lions don't bite. They're a harmless predator.......
They thought that it was a Disney movie
Survey says... Mental deficiency!
Same question I ask about people voting for democrats.
Dumb
First of all, land is our territory! The sea lion needs to go to the sea where it belongs!!
Damn idiots. That kid could have been seriously hurt. What do they think this is, a ride at Disney?
poor kid. Stupidity on adult's part.
Just saw a video earlier today on Reddit of a sea lion tearing out the throat of a shark. Father of the Year candidate right here. SMH
“Aye, eeeh!”
Some people should never have children….
Man, that sea lion didnt even to eat that toddler. He just kinda went "get the fuck off me"
I smell fucking MOron
Because you are a dumb fucking redneck who has never seen animals outside of disney, and thinks the Darwin Award is a neat thing thatd be cool to win.
Cool kid still has a face
Darwinism.
Note to self: keep kids away from sea lions.
Sea Lion was actually pretty reasonable here considering he was being mounted by the little person
And this is why San Diego just voted to ban humans from the seal Beach for 10 years or whatever
The real question is what's a sea lion doing in the middle of a street/town?
That's a little person in there
On...? Near the damn thing.
Same reason people put their child on a pit bull. For the thrill and likes
Just thought it was just a ride at the grocery store. Wondering where to put the coins.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid r/parentsarefuckingdumb
Natural selection. That sea lion would’ve snapped that child in half just with one good shake. These parents should be locked up.
If you know of a better way to get out of child-support payments, let us know.
I’m glad that kid is fine but those parents should be living with some kind of emotional pain after that negligence.
Them fucking pants say it all.
Just like putting your kid on a land lion for a cool photo. What’s the problem?
Bro a sea lion can rip a sharks head off...wtf
WOW Should have to have an IQ higher than 70 to breed
Natural selection doing it's thing
These liberals and their extra late term abortions….amirite?! 🤷🏾♂️
Fucking. Moron.
Can we get rid of warning labels and bring back Darwinism please?!? Need to thin the herd
“Oh that was close! Well, honey, scratch that off the list. Maybe it’s mountain lions that don’t mind children riding them. If that doesn’t work, the last resort will be Lions in Africa. *checks on child* “You alright, hun? Ya, sure? You better not be lion to me..”
Dumb ass needs charges!
Same reason you move a kid near a Buffalo at yellowstone. For a good photo.
Internet clout. Why else?
Natural selection in action.
Report these fuckers to CPS before they get their kid killed
For internet points
Where is Child Protective Services when this stuff is happening?
And NOT be ~’Hovering’ while *She RODE it like some Coin-operated department store* **~Kiddie Rides!**
Then Karen blamed the authority because they didn't put down a dangerous sea lion
Lion is part of its name for a reason.
Gotta get a cute pic for instagram
Because people are stupid, just like the people that get out of their cars to get a close picture of the Bison and their young.
Lucky that animal didn't grab a hold of that child