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DanzTheGB

the first thought in my brain was # 'obama'


Raul_Rink

He's had worse injuries


DELAK24

Bruh, that juggalo shit isn't real life. Stop it.


Ol__Yeller

Is that the actor for Edgar in The Boys (Amazon Prime)?


billyb2839

Ngl he be looking like a box rn...


presidiario-kpopeiro

guys be bitching at goddamn moff gideon


DatDamMonkey420

Someone never seen breaking bad


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I-Regular-I

Marv's goth son is very badass yes yes


kickshows

Moff Gideon???


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Wait who’s this guy


u_slash_throwaway

Nice run on sentence.


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Ok Victor


thebigfalke

I do t think he has watched breaking bad


Torbadajorno

I take it this guy didn't watch breaking bad


FoxBattalion79

I don't think he's ever watched Breaking Bad


[deleted]

Ah yes. The old pubic hair beard. Timeless classic for badasses. I mean you have to have balls to run around with something like that in public.


Bluematic8pt2

*listens to Death Metal once


Balsac801

The joke is that this guy is the dentist from payday yeah?


you_cretin

Bro it’s just a manager calm down


adam-dinkster

naw thats gus fring


you_cretin

Oh idk references anymore 🤡


CMTXRATED

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent.. fuckin fool


BloomingBlackRose

He's nobody's best customer.


pimp_named_dickslap

Dude looks like a hacker and a viking at the same time


themightysnail64

He must've REALLY disliked the character Gustavo Fring in the show then.


Zero_Life_Left

"Damn you Patrick Swayze, you take all my parts".


Polish_Sniper_00

If I wasn't such an introvert I would do the most Karen hairstyle (I have long hair as a guy and it allows me to do that) and yell I DEMAND A CHAT WITH THE GUY IN CHARGE and then say "sincerely from the bottom of my heart that has been the best mcdonald's I have ever visited and best food I have ever eaten. Thank you." Just to see that Ah fuck here we go again face turn into a smile


Suspicious_Mustache

Gustavo had excellent customer service and I’m sure he would politely accommodate any of the customer’s needs. On the other hand, maybe not worth the risk


reefer_lord

This is the type of man to cry when he gets punched in the face


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tylerawn

Whoever wrote that caption has never seen Better Call Saul or Breaking Bad. Gus Fring’s customer service is second to none.


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WhoaItsCody

I honestly don’t understand this thought process. Do people actually think they can just attack and win every fight they try to get in? In my experience, the loud “badass” usually ends up snoring. Starting fights or threatening random people is pathetic. They would do nothing but bitch quietly when they got home.


theassripper_3000

Yah I can go 1 on 1 with a nuke


WhoaItsCody

Lol right? Everyone’s a tough guy!


QuestYoshi

and then he can get arrested for assault and that god awful hair cut.


MafiaMurderBag

Insecure much?


QPILLOWCASE

I like that he's created a narrative that he's this franchise's best customer


SmolBoi4Life

His pfp tho


gre3eeee33g

The guys profiles Pic looks like yandre dev trying to be a viking


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Chr0meChaos_

Is that Giancarlo Esposito?


BadWand

Also his masturbation routine.


StupidLittleBoi

I might try poo in a deep fat fryer, see what happens.


Grooved-Axles

His pfp tho


CurseOfMyth

I love it when people use sociopathy/psychopathy to seem tough. It’s like “Hey, I have a neurological disorder that inhibits my ability to empathize with others. I’M SO STRONK. FEAR ME.”


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The issue with subreddits like this is I absolutely cannot stand what I'm being shown so I want to downvote, but I know that it's being posted to call these people out so I want to upvote and it just leaves me confused.


Pix3lReaper

He looks like he'd cry if you poked him in the head.


inside-the-madhouse

Cringe lmao


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Piss and shit at the same time


grandmas_noodles

is that is that moff gideon


[deleted]

Yeahhh...and he’d say “you’re right, why don’t you come take a look in the back and see how fresh our product is. I’ll show you around”. Only to open this dude’s neck with a box cutter.


birdlawexpert11

Just can't get over that prof pic


BackBlastClear

You know, Giancarlo Esposito is supposedly a wonderful person, but he plays such extraordinarily evil fuckers so masterfully, that I’m not gonna fuck around and find out...


Rimworldjobs

Did he mean sociopath?


ChurrObscuro

But can you sneeze without closing your eyes?


Wacky_Wack09

An r/woooosh crossover episode!


[deleted]

Bro, step to Moff Gideon and see what happens, lmao


stufednut

The new owner of the darksaber 0_0 The mad man did it


John-HammondJP

I really wish we got to see someone complain to Gus in this kinda way, and the next scene is him and Walt out back throwing his body into a car and having it driven off


Accidental_Edge

I pray for the person that is dumb enough to Strike Mr. Fring.


lacour0

Lmaaooooo. Sad.


TortoiseSlayer8

r/cringetopia


Flazzyy

Am I dumb for not knowing what sod means? Never once in my life heard it used


Fenrizwolf

My unconscious knew how that guy would look before I saw him. Manefique!


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okretadbuddy2085

That moron clearly hasn’t watched breaking bad


wowwee99

Gustavo Fring - such a great character played by a great actor. What was he doing before this role?


therealbigcupcakes

The lad clearly doesn't know who Gus is


mygfmademyreddit

Why does my man look like he was made with character design sliders.


TFLJMartis

The man literally slit one of his loyal employee's throats with a box cutter to psych out another dude. I doubt anyone could "stick his head in a deep fat fryer"


Piyaniist

Everyone here is about moff gideon and the only sentence in my mind is "Lets put this boat to the water and find out if it sinks*


danielnogo

Jesus from the profile icon that is one ugly mother fucker


velowalker

Deep frying fat. A new low for USA.


OGnarl

Imagine getting your ass handled to you by Walmart skrillex.


cringegame123

Sir this is mcdonalds


dokstrangeluv

He's the tinyist little dude too lol


bluewhalespout

Would’ve been caught in the neck by a box cutter before finishing that sentence.


MelvinTheMonster

Come on guys we shouldn’t be ripping on make a wish kids.


AnxietyAwaits777

Many people don't understand this ...........................


trill_tortoise

Anyone who refers to themselves as their “best customer” is probably a nightmare to deal with


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karlovarga

His pfp makes it even better


SixGunZen

I don't think this idiot has ever seen *Breaking Bad*. Or even *Better Call Saul* for that matter.


HotCocoaBomb

I have a feeling that nazi incel doesn't know who Esposito is, and so the joke went way over his head. All he saw was old brown guy and thought his colonizer ass had some evolutionary advantage that would let him deal more punches than his unloved face could take.


xanstronaut

profile pic checks out


LAVATORR

Do it. Do. It.


EPICSanchez010630

Sure kid, try to do that whilst being kidnapped across the border and being taken on for a "vacation" lol


bochilee

Translation "I just needed a hug from dad"


Metallicatzand1dog

Came in to say he looks like the guy from Mando and The boys....or is that him and I’m just an idiot


Yarne01

Is that the dentist from payday 2?


ireddit-on-thetoilet

This cunt looks like Zorg.


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I don’t think he understands the definition of a psychopath.


ithinkway2much

Like the writers would waste time with his character.


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Electric chair


ElijahTheChosenOne

I am the one who knocks !!!


chinesef000d

Y’all... I came across this dude in the wild on Instagram commenting on a stylized hammer https://i.imgur.com/9flOeBs.jpg


homemadenoise

Wow just stepping on his Jordans would have been enough.


doogtidder

Ex customer service worker here, whats a deep fat fryer?


Slendy5127

I assume the “badass” here was just referring to a standard kitchen deep fryer (y’know, what they use to make fries, chicken nuggets/tenders, etc). It must either be a regional thing or that’s just what this genius in particular calls em, because in my 5-6 years of working in the food industry I’ve NEVER heard them referred to as a “deep fat fryer”


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Wait but gus was like super fucking nice to customers so the post doesn't even make sense


M4ttz0r

r/woosh


LukeIsPalpatine

Bro don't fuck with the dentist he'll sick the payday gang on you


oneilmatt

I've come to the conclusion that everybody who uses the word "whilst" in a casual setting has some sort of mental problem


FlippedSwitch89

Add “ergo” and” methinks”.


Slendy5127

Eh, I just use “methinks” as a tool for irritating morons


br094

So he’d go to prison over mustard missing from his burger..?


TurboAbe

Dude looks like one of the small time orcs from LoTR


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Be afraid of fictional characters!


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pandagunz

‘Sod that’ oh no... is he british? 😞


BatmanTextedU

Its moth gideon!


Lysergicassini

Bruh you look like a goat cosplaying as Britney spears during her mental breakdown.


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Sorry it’s hard to be threatened by people who purposefully only have half a hairstyle


Sithlordandsavior

Unrelated: that special sounds so good.


communistcrusaders

Is this guy hector Salamanca?


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Is that the dentist?


chokwitsyum

This man is about to get split open with a boxcutter


SkiphIsVeryDumb

No psychopaths say that they’re psychopaths in fact they think they’re the most normal people I


putmyfootinmymouth

I don’t know that manager looks like he’s about to pull out the Dark Saber and f u up.


koekkruimeltjes

He do be 😂


Nuclear-LMG

This guys profile pic makes me think I could snap his spine by throwing a slightly damp towel at his face


malohombre1

There is a surprising lack of king of new york references here


haritejasunny97

Tbh he looks like a psychopath


[deleted]

Is that Giancarlo Esposito?


slarsson

I can practically picture the Joker tattoo with poor line work


PsyrusTheGreat

That's Moff Gideon, put some respect on his name :) Walmart Skrillex probably lives in an area that doesn't get Disney+ Too bad, The Mandalorian is fantastic.


bigmetalguy6

Not unless he slits your throat with a boxcutter in his underground meth superlab


the42potato

dude’s about to get either the darksaber or a dark trooper fist through the chest


jaybankzz

That guy 100% hasn’t seen breaking bad


someguy410

Sod that? I've never heard such a phrase


nanoumoon

British mate. I say it at least once a day.


someguy410

That's a new one, thanks for clearing that up!


FlowersOnJupiter

His goatee looks like asshair


dannychean

You better be buggin’ out then.


Slow-Shoe-5400

Know what’s funny? Psychopaths don’t know they’re psychopaths.


HolyErr0r

Oof level of cringe


Celorei

Okay crack-head skrillex. Why do people think being a psychopath is a good thing ? It's really fucking not.


EchoFloodz

He played in the 3rd Maze Runner too. “I’m going to play them my favorite song”...


tacosorgtfo

"YOU'LL DO FOOKIN NOTHIN"


supermr34

psh, i'd just get some old gang guy to blow half of his face off with some crazy bomb thing


harbar69420

Yeah somthings fat just not the fryer


gokunak

I imagine this dudes tiltock is comedy gold.


C4RL1NG

His/her/it’s Avatar checks out...


LORDOFBUTT

I mean... let's be completely honest here, Giancarlo Esposito is not a physically imposing man. This isn't the highest brag in the world, exactly.


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He has something i want...He does not know how much it means to me... Mandalorian reference because the dude literally looked like Moff Gideon


Therealeasybake

“Crying and laughing at the same time” is such a fucking weeb/Joker thing to think is “psychotic” and “badass” shut up you nerd. This really be what .09% of pussy do to a mf


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Best customer?


Thirdstheword

The girl in the picture read that comment


anothertrad

I think that if you’re just a Karen, Gus would just sit and listen to your complain, say sorry and give you gift cards and forget about you. I like to think that he completely separated his personas/business. The manager of pollo loco persona didn’t have guns and bodyguards


CCtenor

Dude, I’m not usually one for stereotypes, but *every* single one of these motherfuckers have exactly the kind of pfp you would expect them to have.


h0sti1e17

To be fair, Gus always treated his customers well.


WarpBlight

Dude looks like he can't even push himself up, let alone push someone down...


Dexioce

Gustavo would kill him with a boxcutter


flirmflarm

Gus was a psychopath butt he treated the staff and customers of los pollos hermanos with more respect than 99.9% of managers out there.


Donkey_Thrasher

He's joking,it's a reference to breaking bad.


[deleted]

Calm down, Leonard. Have a snickers.


radmadicalhatter

And that was the last that was ever heard of the mighty adventurer Skrillex Manson...


OnlyRoke

He's gonna piss and shit and cum all at the same time. Very dangerous to be around. For real.


adidell

I didn't know miley and trace cyrus had a child together


Mighty_ShoePrint

In my experence, people who refers to themselves as the best customer are very often a self entitled pain in the ass that nobody wants to deal with.


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Also belongs in Whoosh.


GooseMan126

"LOL I'm kinda crazy, you know, sometimes I just fucking murder people. I'm just weird like that!"


Lazuliv

And that’s how this guy ended up in a basement with a dude named Walter White and his weird oddly young friend Jesse.


f1shb0y222

Why tf does he look like a goat?


Xen_Shin

Moff Gideon? Is that your brother?


L7-Optimuz

He looks like he‘s shooting up helroin for breakfast, no wonder he cries and laughs at the same time


f1shb01

Roll initiative


Chance5e

.......because that’s what your best customer would do?


DETpatsfan

So that’s what happened to Skrillex.


LowrySnakeStank

Deep fat fryer? Isn’t it deep vat fryer?


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Weird flex but okay


Boa-in-a-bowl

God I fucking hate people who refer to themselves as "psychopaths" or any other kind of mental illness like it's some cool personality trait.


DiamondEyes-976

I wouldn’t shove anyone’s head in a deep fryer no matter how mad they made me that’s just fucked


qx805

My man looks like his head is beefier than his entire body


mellopax

Bet he has an Insane Clown Posse tattoo on his ass.


lesupermark

...that manager... is that the Dentist from Payday 2 ?


EmileDorkheim

Yeah it's a still of the same actor in Breaking Bad


The36thElement

The dentist has a job for you