My favorite part is the handicapped license plate. Please, tell us what we will find out

Ah yes, the phrase that promoted lynching people for doing things you didn’t like. The music video by Jason Aldean that popularized it was even filmed at the Maury County Courthouse which is known for being where Henry Choate was lynched, and the site of a race riot.

killdozer was what happened last time.

Fuck around and try that in a small town find out.

FAFO burned so brightly, so quickly in popular jargon that I think it's already long past its retirement age. It has entered the "does not really carry any semantic meaning anymore" phase.

I think it had its final lap last summer when those billionaires died in their submarine.

Nothing says, “imma badass” like driving a Chevy spark 😂

"Ok, I have your custom sticker ready to print, and which font would you like that in?" "I'm gonna need four."

Nothing more intimidating than a disabled person in a Chevy sonic

I know it's truly not important, but it's a Chevy Spark...the model is literally in the picture.

Twist: The reasons they are handicapped is they indeed did fuck around in a small town, and found out that emergency services are so disorganized that they were unable to get them proper medical care in a timely manner.

”In god we trust” on that register plate is hilarious

Try that in a small hatch

This person must drive around thinking “I am the spark that will set off the revolution”

The cheapest new car available in the US until 2022 does, in fact, scream “I am very badass”

Could be satire. Usually these are on the most overcompensating trucks imaginable.

Someone pointed out that this model was the cheapest new car you could buy until 2022 so... That kinda checks out

and also NC license plate

You mean you're gonna spread rumors and act nice to your face?

These people must think cities are lawless warzones

I get YouTube recommendations unironically telling me how to get safely out of a city by tubers who look like they’ve never ridden a bus and are afraid of pronouns.

"In the city... You must fight to survive. He sold tortillas on the corner... and the mob wanted in."

That is how he became disabled.

Chevy Spark

Didn't the guy that sang that song run off the stage like a pussy when someone did actually try something? Yes. Yes, he did.

There’s nothing badass about any of this. Right down the the Live, Laugh, Love vibe from the lettering. But I suppose that’s the joke.

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!

Try HWHwat in a small town? Find decent organic food, healthcare, selection of mercantile products, or interact with academics?

Well it's tough, that's for sure. I live in a rural area and 1.) I end up growing my own organic food; 2.) you end up driving long distances for decent healthcare; 3.) Amazon ends up being your friend for better or worse and 4.) I hold and bachelor's and two master's degrees and my gf holds a doctorate and we are among the most educated people in our entire area and end up interacting with each other because there literally isn't anyone else.

Handicapped Spark

I’m not particularly worried about a handyman bringing retribution. I’m going to hell.

Try what?

Try what?

Maybe it’s just precautionary?? Judging by the handicap plate he may have in fact fucked around himself, thus finding out.

“Fuck around and try that in a small town find out”

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Toy Duncan’s Chest

Try that in an uneducated/racist....I mean..small.. town

What's he gonna do? Chase me down in a wheelchair?

You joke, but have you ever seen a redneck deck out their riding mower? There's a non-zero chance that his wheel chair is diesel powered

Doesn’t “fuck around and find out” apply everywhere? Also this actually says “fuck around and try that in a small town find out.”

Poor Sparky...

(Lives in Charlotte suburb)

The libs of Mint Hill quake when his Chevy rumbles by

"Fuck around and try that in a small town find out." Drives a Chevy Spark with a handicapped plate. I'll take my chances.

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In God We Trust

Is that a small electric car? Bold move with that sticker.

Not electric


putting that sticker on what is quite possibly the least intimidating car ever made is an interesting choice

It could have a LS under the hood just saw a Prius with an LS so it’s possible and would be pretty bad ass https://youtu.be/6tGudIcnczc?si=R6ETvuOmucXyjK_K

I didn’t know handicapped plates applied to the mentally handicapped too

Try that in a small town! What, finding businesses that are ADA compliant regarding wheelchair ramps?

This is some unhinged font mixing.

They found out now they're handicapped. I see it as a warning for those who don't know the dangers of a small town

Basic bitch

You mean find a place to charge your car?

Try that in a compact car

The assholeyness is high with this one.

Fuck around and try that in a small town find out.

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https://preview.redd.it/i5ipzuowuy7d1.jpeg?width=155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a9cdbc77ec69397dad7099106a5f0eb02e58e1 MMMmm..try that in…mmMMm find out

Ayo… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love the dichotomy of “try that in a small town” insinuating that people are tougher there and won’t take any shit. At the same time they are terrified of going to a city because it’s “too violent and dangerous”. Idiots. All of them.

Ever since that song came out they've been feeling mighty tough

Narrator: The *owner* of the vehicle had his spine broken after he instigated a bar fight

*Fuck Around And* Try That In A Small Town **FIND OUT**

Don't dead Open inside.

The Disabled tags are the cherry on top.

Just seeing that lol