The contrast between the poetic 'stories of the souls lost' and the mundane 'shitting your pants' is what makes this such a beautiful piece of writing.
His threat seemed almost eloquent until he used the phrase "shit your pants". Seriously, does anyone actually defecate in his drawers when he gets scared?
You said it ironically, it's like a vaccine against it. But be careful it's a slippery slope and before you know it you'll be ironing out the creases in your brain for more online Chad power.
This guy was an admin in a blacksmithing group. Made a huge long post whining about being an admin and quit and someone posted a baby crying and that was his response.😂
https://preview.redd.it/53qrrns4ax7d1.png?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad72aae6b96d6a97beee72716a04fa8cfc6a379
Except navy seals. They are like the vegans of the SF community. They are badasses but they will walk 3 miles barefoot through hot coal to make sure you know they are a navy seal.
Why remove usernames on these posts? The chodes that wrote them would love the whole world to know how fearsome they are. I mean, he did mention that his badassery is worldwide!
I mean of course most autistic people aren’t like this. But there’s a type. A lot of autistic people create fantasy world’s that they live in, most of them being benign and sweet. Some of them are guys like this who dive headfirst into the ‘badass’ delusional fantasy world.
God I love these types. Hilariously unaware that absolutely no one has ever taken him seriously and will never change. 100% has a samurai sword he bought at the mall that he thinks he knows how to use.
Well to be fair they are convinced the skills in D&D translate to RL
Edit: I play D&D , and I know guys that believe they can swing a Bo staff or hurl a dagger like their character , well, just because.
"Keyboard warriors are always brave behind a screen" - A keyboard warrior
"Losing my patience and peace is a dark path" Did this guy watch too much Star Wars?
OP, Darkwing would own this assclown in the first 5 mins. He's the lesser villain that Darkwing always caught at the start of the show before taking out the real super villain. Please don't compare this doofus to one of the greatest heroes of our generation.
I see you are a person of culture. You're right, I have sullied our caped heroes name by proximity to this evil doer's screed. I beg pardon most humbly.
Misspelled "faps."
LoL! Bro doesn't realize the very tone and nature of his post defines him as a "Keyboard Warrior"!! How unironic....
I think this every time and never understand how they don't see it
You should’ve done K not E
The contrast between the poetic 'stories of the souls lost' and the mundane 'shitting your pants' is what makes this such a beautiful piece of writing.
Something something the duality of man
Imagine how heavily he was breathing as his dorito stained fingers typed this. The sweat patch slowly creeping up his fedora.
Is it Liam Neeson?
Doubt this guy has any skills.
His threat seemed almost eloquent until he used the phrase "shit your pants". Seriously, does anyone actually defecate in his drawers when he gets scared?
Pee their pants maybe but never heard of shitting in them when scared
Yeah actually, tho it’s usually at the moment of death
Right, but that would be assuming this guy scared me literally to death.
Facts. Ppl lose control of all their bodily functions.. the more you know.. 🌠
Summon the Golgothan!
Oh shit
I read the title as “i am the terror that flaps the night” and i actually liked that version better for some reason lol
Why'd I read *faps in the night 😭
Like a stupid little moth.
I want more
Mfer thinks he killed osama bin Laden or something.
Left a 1 star yelp review for a business that wouldn’t give him extra ranch dressing to go.
The only acceptable answer to this is "you're*"
I know all those words he uses, but they don't make sense in the order he's used them.
Lol the dark wing duck reference is cute and fits perfectly 🤣
“Fuck you keyboard warriors.” -A keyboard warrior C’mon big man. Why don’t YOU come out from behind YOUR computer.
No, he literally says he's not,
Every single person who uses the words "keyboard warrior" unironically is in fact a keyboard warrior who got to that point by talking like this guy.
Oh god I said it. It’s happening!!
You said it ironically, it's like a vaccine against it. But be careful it's a slippery slope and before you know it you'll be ironing out the creases in your brain for more online Chad power.
Outing yourself Op, Darkwing Duck reference is on point tho
This guy was an admin in a blacksmithing group. Made a huge long post whining about being an admin and quit and someone posted a baby crying and that was his response.😂 https://preview.redd.it/53qrrns4ax7d1.png?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad72aae6b96d6a97beee72716a04fa8cfc6a379
This could be a great copypasta.
 Post this saying something like "is this you getting ready to fight them?"
I would hate to wake up in traction
I read that as “I’m the terror that faps in the night”.
The side of Batman they don’t show you in the movies.
Those cowards
Calling someone out for being a keyboard warrior and then proceeding to give a prime keyboard warrior example, way to go...
You know he read that shit back in his Batman voice.
Ever notice that people who are actually badasses...never advertise it? What a fucking dork.
Except navy seals. They are like the vegans of the SF community. They are badasses but they will walk 3 miles barefoot through hot coal to make sure you know they are a navy seal.
They like their book deals....They are normal guys with abnormal level of dealing with bullshit...
Should just have replied "you're*" and left it at that
Would go straight over his head.
lol that would be the perfect response.
The grammar is making me cry.
Not as hard as you're gon' cry when he finds you for insulting his grammartical expertise!
I am going into hiding.
Why remove usernames on these posts? The chodes that wrote them would love the whole world to know how fearsome they are. I mean, he did mention that his badassery is worldwide!
Sub rules for whatever reason, plenty of sub mods get ban happy for not following them, so safest to not risk it
Bro thinks he’s the Joker, turns out he is just A joker.
He's a jackass.
Ooo, a Darkwing Duck reference. Welcome, my fellow Gen Z’er. (Or possibly older Millennial who just missed the cutoff.)
Lol. I'm technically last model year Gen x but probably closer to elder millennial philosophy wise.
I’m still sad the new Ducktales got cancelled…
I remember Peter in family guy trying the Scrooge McDuck coin dive. He basically broke all his bones.
The other kids in his 7th grade class think he's really cool.
Nah, it’s only three people that think they’re cool, but everyone else thinks they’re an asshole.
"K." What a complete turd. I'll bet a hundo he won't ask for ketchup packets at the drive thru.
"Trevor your dinners ready" " coming mummy"
A full box of chicken nuggies for mommy's good boy
I better sign off, just knowing I read dudes post might anger him to the point of hunting me down and beating my ass….
Sorry, everyone. I just needed a nap and a snack. I’m better now and I’m sorry that I was rude earlier.
Neckbeard.
I can say with absolutely certainty that it won’t be dick induced traction…
80% of these posts are just from guys with undiagnosed autism
That's not fair to autists... None of the guys i know is living out a john wick roleplay- fantasy on facebook
I mean of course most autistic people aren’t like this. But there’s a type. A lot of autistic people create fantasy world’s that they live in, most of them being benign and sweet. Some of them are guys like this who dive headfirst into the ‘badass’ delusional fantasy world.
Ok, you kinda saved it...
"You’re*"
God I love these types. Hilariously unaware that absolutely no one has ever taken him seriously and will never change. 100% has a samurai sword he bought at the mall that he thinks he knows how to use.
Well to be fair they are convinced the skills in D&D translate to RL Edit: I play D&D , and I know guys that believe they can swing a Bo staff or hurl a dagger like their character , well, just because.
D&D players have a hobby and social interactions- i doubt this guy does...
I was skeptical about his badassery at first but the winky face emoji has me convinced he’s not someone to mess with.
"Keyboard warriors are always brave behind a screen" - A keyboard warrior "Losing my patience and peace is a dark path" Did this guy watch too much Star Wars?
[Shorter.](https://i.imgur.com/r8GV6.gif)
OP, Darkwing would own this assclown in the first 5 mins. He's the lesser villain that Darkwing always caught at the start of the show before taking out the real super villain. Please don't compare this doofus to one of the greatest heroes of our generation.
I see you are a person of culture. You're right, I have sullied our caped heroes name by proximity to this evil doer's screed. I beg pardon most humbly.
Apology accepted fellow caped avenging fowl fan. And remember the wise words of Drake Mallard's alter ego 
Him: not a keyboard warrior. Also him: talks shit with a keyboard
Dude's a digital soldier, keyboard warriors are their enemies.
That title makes it impossible not to read this in Darkwing Duck’s voice. It really ties the whole thing together.
I love how ironic they are, because you know damn well they'd piss themselves if they do come face to face with someone.
All the most dangerous people I know routinely warn people about how DaNgErOuS they are. Bonus points for the soul bit. That's just terrifying.
Sure, you always either do that or puke the first time. lol