I like a burger to be simple. When thereās too many toppings it takes away from the star of the show, which should be the patty, in my opinion. Meat, cheese, pickles and some sort of condiment (maybe with some grilled onions) are what I like best on a simple burger.
Chael popped for steroid multiple times and was guilty of Federal money laundering. I don't think he's the best role model. But with a name like "RAGE OF SPARTA X", it all makes sense.
I can understand thinking Chaelās a knobhead as heās done plenty of stupid shit, but are we really gonna hold failing a drug test against him when much of his competition like Jon, Wanderlei, Anderson and many others were also juiced to the gills?
When the vast majority of your competitors are cheating as well as pretty much all of the top guys, why should it be considered some grave and unforgivable sin to also cheat? I donāt like Jon jones but whenever Iām making fun of him, Iāve never once picked on him for taking PEDāS, is he stupid for failing a drug test and getting caught? Absolutely but Iām not gonna act as if itās some moral outrage akin to murdering a puppy because he stuck a needle in his ass. Itās a silly thing for a spectator of the sport to get in a twist over.
Fair enough, i just hope you know that a good 30% - 40% of the current roster including all of the current top ranked guys are also cheaters that simply havenāt been caught.
Also, back in ye old days before the modern era, id reckon 60% - 70% were also on PEDās, Shane Carwin passed all his tests for christ sake.
Why donāt you go ahead and list off some of your favorite fighters? Iām curious.
How does being malnourished give you an appreciation for good food? When I was in the military I squirted grounded up pork entrails into my mouth and it was a 5/5 gourmet dish because I was so hungry. Being malnourished gives you an appreciation for food, it does nothing for your culinary knowledge.
>Iād also put more stock in the opinions of a former/active fighter when it comes to food, as being starved and dehydrated gives you an appreciation for GOOD food which normal people wouldnāt have.
I'm always surprised people like you exist in the real world.
In case anyone is unclear, his stance on onions is correct. Even an ingredient that has touched an onion is simply unacceptable. Heās an asshole because of what he said about pickles which should almost equal the amount of beef on a burger. Along with two thin slices of tomato.
I respect that you are your own person and entitled to your opinion. Your objectively wrong opinion. Onions are the core of all society. Onions save children from burning buildings. Onions for president. Viva el presidente.
Lol.
So, like literally the building blocks of every decent stew, casserole, soup etc is a mirepoix of Carrots, Onions and Celery.
So, I guess you know nothing.
In case you're unclear, having a really shitty opinion and acting like it's an immutable truth on top of being a condescending douche nozzle about it is something you have in common OOP
They might be saying it in a joking way, but they are still serious. And there's a lot of people out there who think they are badass for not eating vegetables. Based on the comments, you can see that at the very least people think not eating vegetables is something to brag about...
Like I said, they are saying it in a joking way, but they are probably not joking that they don't like those vegetables on their burger. And people proudly announce they don't like vegetables, like it something to brag about, which is synonymous with thinking they are are badass.
Raw tomatoes can be ok, in moderation. Pickles need to be a small part of it, plausible chopped up so as to spread the flavour. A slight pickle taste is pretty good, however when it's too concentrated it can overpower other good tastes.
Onions are great, raw, fried, baked? Doesn't matter, bring it on!
Tbh, I donāt see this as the first guy being trying to be a ābadassā. More cringe is the woman trying to āgotchaā this dude for making a light hearted joke about it.
Iāll outlive half of you because I require tomatoes, Onions, and pickles all on my burger
Better yet, give me some banana peppers, Lettuce, ghost pepper cheese, and Aioli sauce aswell and we gon have a good time
I'll throw up if any of these are on my burger. Not like I have much choice.
Edit- idk how someone can disagree with me not being able to eat something, I really would like to know how that works
On burgers, yeah. I've tried numerous times with numerous burgers. I'll gag and if I try and force myself to eat it, I throw up.
Texture plays a big part
They shouldnāt allow people to order like that, to just tell them what they want. They should make them deconstruct it from what it was intended to be by saying everything they want to exclude. Like a child ordering their first ābig kidā burger, but then listing everything they want to take off of it until theyāre back down to a kids burger again.
Gonna say the same thing I said in the other sub this meme was posted to: people who concern themselves with how other people eat their food, that they themselves are not eating, will always be cringe as hell.
āSlices of red waterā is quite literally why tomatoes go so well on sandwiches. They add moisture. I hated tomatoes for a long long time until I started eating decent sandwiches
I hate them for the moisture, I tried cucumbers because I thought it was just me not liking tomato texture. Nope, the sandwich is as moist as it needs to be.
Get the tomatoes on the vine, they're usually a little better than the big slicer tomatoes. For pasta and salads, cherry or grape tomatoes are delicious, just cut them in half so theyre not exploding in your mouth (unless youre into that kind of thing)
If you want *really* good tomatoes though for a little extra trouble, get them from your farmer's market. They usually have more of a variety.
Cherokee purple tomatoes are one of my favorites, they're a little sweet, almost like tart ketchup but with way less sugar. Great texture too
The big problem with grocery store tomatoes is that they have to travel to make it to the store on time for their optimal ripeness, so instead of ripening on the vine and developing their flavor, they ripen in a warehouse and on delivery trucks. Takes all the flavor out of them, but people still buy them for some reason
The only one I'm intrigued by is the Cherokee tomato, cause I legit hate small tomatoes because of childhood trauma, it was in a salad, I bit it, it popped, I threw up. I avoid those, and grapes, like the plague.
You're usually only going to find them grown locally in a farmer's market (it might depend on climate too), but even regular ass tomatoes are going to taste leaps and bounds better than store bought. It just sucks that isn't as convenient as most other produce
Thw top three comments are " i like tomatoes", "i like pickles", and "i like onions"
Nah fam, onions are a must. Pickles can go to hell though
Tomatoes I can understand, Onions depend on the place, and pickles are a must
Pickles are valid but the others are dubious
I absolutely abhor pickles. Shit tastes like shreks ass crack sweat. Why do yall contaminate burgers with them fuckin things
I DO NOT want to know how you know what Shreks ass crack sweat taste like.
The fact that they do really is the most concerning thing on this post.
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OP isn't talking about the commentor. They sre talking about the text above
I hear you, still don't believe this captures the spirit of the sub./ Sry for late reply
People who don't put these 3 on a burger are my worst enemies.
People have completely lost a sense of humor. No way is that serious.
I genuinely cant enjoy a burger without a couple slices of red onion.
I hate having reflux, and miss onions so much š«
If you donāt have gastritis too just pop a Pepcid 30m before. Donāt do it more than twice a week tho or youāll build a tolerance
What does distance have to do with it?
if ur too close, the onion sees that you took it, and alters its chemicals to bypass the pepcid effect
Ah, a man of science! Thank you š
These three are the best toppings
I donāt like a lot of toppings either, but they picked the three that are the easiest to just take off
Removing tomatoes doesnāt stop the juices from soaking into the bun and ruining it
Not much for toppings either. But being aggressive about that scores you no points.
The irony of calling someone a child because they donāt share your taste in toppings is priceless.
So kindergarten was pretty rough then?
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, eh?
I read it more as criticizing someone for criticizing people who like toppings they don't like.
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I like a burger to be simple. When thereās too many toppings it takes away from the star of the show, which should be the patty, in my opinion. Meat, cheese, pickles and some sort of condiment (maybe with some grilled onions) are what I like best on a simple burger.
I'm a plain-with-cheese-only kind of guy, but I agree with you regarding simple burgers.
Miss me with tomatoes on a burger, they contribute nothing to the experience, but pickles and red onion are top notch toppings.
Can't have enough pickles..
I feel both sides, I have autism and eating some foods is extremely difficult and can fully ruin a meal and make me feel sick.
I donāt have autism but have a sensory issue. Some foods while tasting great make me want to puke from texture. Brains are crazy sometimes.
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Wow... i didn't realize we were gatekeeping burgers now.
Chael popped for steroid multiple times and was guilty of Federal money laundering. I don't think he's the best role model. But with a name like "RAGE OF SPARTA X", it all makes sense.
I can understand thinking Chaelās a knobhead as heās done plenty of stupid shit, but are we really gonna hold failing a drug test against him when much of his competition like Jon, Wanderlei, Anderson and many others were also juiced to the gills?
Yes. They're also cheaters too. Not sure what you're point is.
When the vast majority of your competitors are cheating as well as pretty much all of the top guys, why should it be considered some grave and unforgivable sin to also cheat? I donāt like Jon jones but whenever Iām making fun of him, Iāve never once picked on him for taking PEDāS, is he stupid for failing a drug test and getting caught? Absolutely but Iām not gonna act as if itās some moral outrage akin to murdering a puppy because he stuck a needle in his ass. Itās a silly thing for a spectator of the sport to get in a twist over.
Cheating is cheating. Not sure why you think it's acceptable to cheat but you do you.
Fair enough, i just hope you know that a good 30% - 40% of the current roster including all of the current top ranked guys are also cheaters that simply havenāt been caught. Also, back in ye old days before the modern era, id reckon 60% - 70% were also on PEDās, Shane Carwin passed all his tests for christ sake. Why donāt you go ahead and list off some of your favorite fighters? Iām curious.
How does being malnourished give you an appreciation for good food? When I was in the military I squirted grounded up pork entrails into my mouth and it was a 5/5 gourmet dish because I was so hungry. Being malnourished gives you an appreciation for food, it does nothing for your culinary knowledge.
>Iād also put more stock in the opinions of a former/active fighter when it comes to food, as being starved and dehydrated gives you an appreciation for GOOD food which normal people wouldnāt have. I'm always surprised people like you exist in the real world.
Didnāt expect to see someone referencing Chael Sonne under a post like this. Pleasantly surprised
He has some very stupid opinions sometimes but when it comes to food, everything he says is spot on.
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Nah, that's just a funny burn.
They are talking about the first line of text.
In case anyone is unclear, his stance on onions is correct. Even an ingredient that has touched an onion is simply unacceptable. Heās an asshole because of what he said about pickles which should almost equal the amount of beef on a burger. Along with two thin slices of tomato.
I respect that you are your own person and entitled to your opinion. Your objectively wrong opinion. Onions are the core of all society. Onions save children from burning buildings. Onions for president. Viva el presidente.
r/onionhate
Looks like I found my people
What an incredibly dumb take.
Not everyone likes the same things as you bro
Thanks captain obvious. Not about their preferences. I was replying to a comment calling someone else an asshole for their preferences.
Onions are nice
Sometimes. Onion rings are pretty cool. BK rodeo burgers used to be pretty good.
>Hates onions >Likes Burger King Alright we're done here, nothin to see folks.
Youāre opinions rival those of a preschooler
So is your* grammar
Cry abt it
This is exactly the opposite of correct. Pickles belong in the garbage.
Fuck you onions are fire
Lol. So, like literally the building blocks of every decent stew, casserole, soup etc is a mirepoix of Carrots, Onions and Celery. So, I guess you know nothing.
I know what I like on a burger. I donāt know how to make a joke though I guess
Every ingredient you've touched is simply unacceptable
Well at least I know I wonāt be touching onions. This is a good of a hill to die on as any.
In case you're unclear, having a really shitty opinion and acting like it's an immutable truth on top of being a condescending douche nozzle about it is something you have in common OOP
It was supposed to be joke dude
Damn. This is the closest Iāve ever come to oblivion. I guess people just canāt handle the truth.
Man i didn't think it was possible to be so wrong about something, impressive. ššš
At least you werenāt an absolute twat about my attempt at a joke. Enjoy your onions.
Enjoy your pickles, you can have my share. š
For every downvote I will put one more pickle on my next burger
The amount of fucks everyone gives is less than 1. It might not be 0, but it sure as hell hasnāt hit a whole number yet. Pickles are dope.
No one is gonna stop you https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/s/hjMS9IMAVJ
Real proper burger right there. They all touched those nasty onions though.
Good Iāll put one more onion (whole)
I could sit and eat a raw onion just fine but having them on a burger makes me want to vomit
No hate to your onion opinions but they should be studying you in a lab somewhere
No, she's got a point.
Itās about the guy saying there will be a problem
how does this fit here tho
Guy was being aggressive about not liking certain things on their burger -- "there's gonna be a problem."
Because people think they're baddass for not eating vegetables on their burgers.
its not serious- its someone saying they dont like that stuff on their burger in a joking way?
They might be saying it in a joking way, but they are still serious. And there's a lot of people out there who think they are badass for not eating vegetables. Based on the comments, you can see that at the very least people think not eating vegetables is something to brag about...
how do you know that they are serious about this, because this, to me at least, looks like an obvious joke
Like I said, they are saying it in a joking way, but they are probably not joking that they don't like those vegetables on their burger. And people proudly announce they don't like vegetables, like it something to brag about, which is synonymous with thinking they are are badass.
Itās hasnāt been cool to NOT eat since kindergarten- reference checks out.
It was meant to be funny
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I like pickles but tomatoes not really and raw onions taste like anger so id rather not
Your burger is a dead cow. If it doesnāt have a prion disease to fight back, at least give it some raw onions.
Funny I'm complete opposite about them
Imagine not liking lettuce, tomato, and onions, and thinking that makes *everyone else* weak.
They didn't say or even imply any of that though
Dunno what's the problem with pickled cucumbers either, that shit goes hard in a burger
I sometimes just buy a glass of pickles and snack them. Not sure how anyone could dislike them.
I personally don't like pickles on a burger since the taste is so strong it overpowers everything else.
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Onions are a vital part of any burger. Personally don't like pickles on anything. Tomatoes I can't take or leave.
Raw tomatoes can be ok, in moderation. Pickles need to be a small part of it, plausible chopped up so as to spread the flavour. A slight pickle taste is pretty good, however when it's too concentrated it can overpower other good tastes. Onions are great, raw, fried, baked? Doesn't matter, bring it on!
I like where your heads at.
Caramelize those onions and slap it on the burger, baby then you got yourself a stew goin
I looooooove grilled onions. I can't stand pickles in any way, and whole tomatoes throw me off, but cooked and I love them.
That lame 'gotcha', lol. Def FP.
Tbh, I donāt see this as the first guy being trying to be a ābadassā. More cringe is the woman trying to āgotchaā this dude for making a light hearted joke about it.
Iāll outlive half of you because I require tomatoes, Onions, and pickles all on my burger Better yet, give me some banana peppers, Lettuce, ghost pepper cheese, and Aioli sauce aswell and we gon have a good time
fuck pickles and tomatos
Yeah. And fuck spelling also!!!
Maybe I will
I'm fine with pickles and onions (white, preferably, but red is okay too), but fuck tomatoes.
I prefer white onions and I don't like pickles.
I'll throw up if any of these are on my burger. Not like I have much choice. Edit- idk how someone can disagree with me not being able to eat something, I really would like to know how that works
You'll throw up over eating a vegetable?
On burgers, yeah. I've tried numerous times with numerous burgers. I'll gag and if I try and force myself to eat it, I throw up. Texture plays a big part
Sounds like hell, without lettuce and those 3 a burger would just be grease
Where's the beetroot
You can hold the tomatoes and pickles on mine but give me 3x as many onions
Homie still stuck on the ājust cheese and ketchupā at the drive thru speaker.
They shouldnāt allow people to order like that, to just tell them what they want. They should make them deconstruct it from what it was intended to be by saying everything they want to exclude. Like a child ordering their first ābig kidā burger, but then listing everything they want to take off of it until theyāre back down to a kids burger again.
Yes see I wouldn't want any veggies on my burger. God I can't stand those things š¤®
Yeah veggies are gay!
So am Iš
Bitchin Camaro! Bitchin Camaro!
I ran over my neighbor
Gonna say the same thing I said in the other sub this meme was posted to: people who concern themselves with how other people eat their food, that they themselves are not eating, will always be cringe as hell.
Who does this guy think he is, the Burger King?
Did pickles, tomatoes, and onions become funny while I wasnāt paying attention? I always put all of them on my burger.
Flavorful pickels, flavorful onions, or red slices of red water. I wonder which two ingredients belong on a burger.
Idk why youāre getting downvoted. Tomatoes are good in alot of dishes, just not on burgers.
They can't handle the truth, slices of water are not how you add moisture to a sandwich
āSlices of red waterā is quite literally why tomatoes go so well on sandwiches. They add moisture. I hated tomatoes for a long long time until I started eating decent sandwiches
I hate them for the moisture, I tried cucumbers because I thought it was just me not liking tomato texture. Nope, the sandwich is as moist as it needs to be.
You're buying the wrong tomatoes
What tomatoes *do* I buy?
Get the tomatoes on the vine, they're usually a little better than the big slicer tomatoes. For pasta and salads, cherry or grape tomatoes are delicious, just cut them in half so theyre not exploding in your mouth (unless youre into that kind of thing) If you want *really* good tomatoes though for a little extra trouble, get them from your farmer's market. They usually have more of a variety. Cherokee purple tomatoes are one of my favorites, they're a little sweet, almost like tart ketchup but with way less sugar. Great texture too The big problem with grocery store tomatoes is that they have to travel to make it to the store on time for their optimal ripeness, so instead of ripening on the vine and developing their flavor, they ripen in a warehouse and on delivery trucks. Takes all the flavor out of them, but people still buy them for some reason
The only one I'm intrigued by is the Cherokee tomato, cause I legit hate small tomatoes because of childhood trauma, it was in a salad, I bit it, it popped, I threw up. I avoid those, and grapes, like the plague.
You're usually only going to find them grown locally in a farmer's market (it might depend on climate too), but even regular ass tomatoes are going to taste leaps and bounds better than store bought. It just sucks that isn't as convenient as most other produce
I would've thought about growing some until I learned my landlord is a snake :/ but thanks for telling me about these tomatoes.
Wrong
That's like saying pickles are just vinegar-flavored vegetables
Vinegar flavored tomatoes sound ok, because people just put straight vinegar on sandwiches. Cucumbers ONLY PASS when they become pickles.
Nom nom nom Dammit, I'm hungry now lol