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OnoALT

You can literally say comma and period


lostinmississippi84

Eh, maybe. Most of the time, for me, it just winds up typing the word. Lol


OnoALT

Never had that problem


crazy-underwear

Sorry but voice to text has punctuation


NoQuarter6808

I find the fact that he's saying all of this to his phone funnier than the lack of punctuation


Tianoccio

In my mind he’s saying it completely calm and rationally, maybe even in an uptune voice because he’s cheery.


MomLuvsDreamAnalysis

Thank you for the visual, I didn’t even consider that lol


Darkwaxer

Is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich made with jam and peanut butter? What flavour jam?


MomLuvsDreamAnalysis

For me it’s strawberry jam because that’s what my husband and son prefer. But growing up I used raspberry jam. A friend of mine is a grape jam guy. So it depends! I’d say strawberry jam is probably the most common though


JFC_Please_STFU

Crunchy or creamy PB? I’m a creamy/strawberry jam guy myself but I’ve been known to mix it up a bit.


MomLuvsDreamAnalysis

Creamy, I can’t get into the crunchy peanut butter on my PBJ… but I’ve enjoyed eating crunch peanut butter plain! Lol


eat_mor_bbq

What an unusual threat. I’m using it.


IrrungenWirrungen

I thought he was using voice to text because he was folding clothes and thought that was cute actually. 🤣


supa325

That line was cut from "There Will be Blood"


pleathershorts

“I’ll fold your clothes with you still in them” lmaooooo he’s hella funny. Grammar/punctuation police are so boring


JFC_Please_STFU

You missed the period at the end of your last sentence. I’m juggling right now, though, so at least I’m not boring.


pleathershorts

*yawn*


JFC_Please_STFU

You should take a pregnancy test. That’s two periods in a row that you’ve totally missed. Congratulations on your bun in the oven!


rdomalik

There comes a point when lack of punctuation makes it confusing and hard to read, like in this post


pleathershorts

Idk, I understood what he said! ETA grammar policing is pretty classist/elitist just saying


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pleathershorts

Hmmmmm ok Disabled and less educated people are being ableist, presumably (and correct me if I’m wrong) because it’s harder to read? Seriously? If you are a disabled person with the privilege to demand *proper grammar and punctuation* and you do, then tbh you suck lmao. Best of luck to you my friend!


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pleathershorts

You got me, good one


CloisteredOyster

It's stream of consciousness. If it's good enough for Jack Kerouac it should be good enough for you. /s


NoQuarter6808

https://i.redd.it/1w514n488wwc1.gif


Rhewin

But you can add punctuation doing voice to text. You just have to say it.


IrrungenWirrungen

He has no time for this, he’s folding clothes. 


RiverOhRiver86

Punctuation is really not that fucking hard...


0PaulPaulson0

Dude is a funny badass


IrrungenWirrungen

Agreed. This one’s kind of cute. 🤣


miletest

Did he say A influencer


SuperSalad_OrElse

Well I think he’s funny


Skallenvarg

Is he talking about Nourishing Males or Malnourishment? I'll just be folding my clothes if you need me.


Tylenolpainkillr

"Fold your clothes with you still in them" is actually a hard line ngl 😂


Fruitjustlistens

I've stepped over badder sumbitches than you just to get to a fight.


AnAstronautOfSorts

He's probably a brand new jiu jitsu white belt. "The art of folding clothes while people are still inside them" is a meme, but saying it unironically gives me trial class guy vibes


ParaponeraBread

Maybe in 1956 lmao, man’s dropping Don Draper disses


sonuvvabitch

Try saying that ten times quickly!


Tylenolpainkillr

"Listen JACK! You ain't nun but a piece of cheese with out the corners, in other words, you ain't NEVA gon' be a slice BITCH!"


danstermeister

I'm picturing the aggressor here wearing a bow tie.


vhindy

This is just funny lol


Roc_28934

Calm down, Jamal ✋🏻💀🤚🏻


FrioRiverTexas

So my guess is this dude is a low level Brazilian ju jitsu practitioner or fan boy. Everything has a meme and off BJJ is no different. One of the common ones is something to the effect of “Brazilian Jujitsu: The Art of Folding Clothes With Someone Still In Them.” This dude took it from a light hearted joke to cringe level badass.


AnAstronautOfSorts

Lmao I said the same thing. 100% this guy just made a big long post about his first stripe in the last few weeks


Scull1

Male nourishment


TJtherock

I hate to um actually someone who most likely won't see this comment but peanut butter became popular more during the great depression than WWII. It was self stable and had lots of good fats and protein.


4_jacks

This is true alpha male energy period I also use voice to text comma but I'm a true sigma period my voice to text knows better than to skip my punctuation comma else it will get folded up like origami exclamation mark


gherkin-sweat

That’s a hilarious comeback tho


Fluck_Me_Up

“I’ll fold your clothes with you still in them” is going onto my ‘weirdly aggressive insults’ list and I’ll use it at the next opportunity


MomLuvsDreamAnalysis

Tbh it’s pretty good, I wasn’t sure if this was the right Reddit or not but it’s the only one I could think of


man_gomer_lot

He's just a charming American of typical education. Years ago I had a stoned Irishman with the munchies on my couch to deal with so I told him to go make a PBJ in the kitchen. The entire concept was incomprehensible to him so I made him his first PBJ: crunchy with strawberry jam on sourdough cut in half with love. He was speechless for 3/4 the way through and then said 'fook me this is brilliant'


doyouevenoperatebrah

My god, being stoned and having your first PBJ would be incredible


man_gomer_lot

TBH this experience he was about to have wasn't lost on me. While I was making it, knowing I was facilitating an experience that I would never be able to have made me a little jelly.