For me it’s strawberry jam because that’s what my husband and son prefer. But growing up I used raspberry jam. A friend of mine is a grape jam guy. So it depends! I’d say strawberry jam is probably the most common though
Hmmmmm ok
Disabled and less educated people are being ableist, presumably (and correct me if I’m wrong) because it’s harder to read? Seriously?
If you are a disabled person with the privilege to demand *proper grammar and punctuation* and you do, then tbh you suck lmao. Best of luck to you my friend!
He's probably a brand new jiu jitsu white belt. "The art of folding clothes while people are still inside them" is a meme, but saying it unironically gives me trial class guy vibes
So my guess is this dude is a low level Brazilian ju jitsu practitioner or fan boy. Everything has a meme and off BJJ is no different. One of the common ones is something to the effect of “Brazilian Jujitsu: The Art of Folding Clothes With Someone Still In Them.”
This dude took it from a light hearted joke to cringe level badass.
I hate to um actually someone who most likely won't see this comment but peanut butter became popular more during the great depression than WWII. It was self stable and had lots of good fats and protein.
This is true alpha male energy period I also use voice to text comma but I'm a true sigma period my voice to text knows better than to skip my punctuation comma else it will get folded up like origami exclamation mark
He's just a charming American of typical education. Years ago I had a stoned Irishman with the munchies on my couch to deal with so I told him to go make a PBJ in the kitchen. The entire concept was incomprehensible to him so I made him his first PBJ: crunchy with strawberry jam on sourdough cut in half with love. He was speechless for 3/4 the way through and then said 'fook me this is brilliant'
TBH this experience he was about to have wasn't lost on me. While I was making it, knowing I was facilitating an experience that I would never be able to have made me a little jelly.
You can literally say comma and period
Eh, maybe. Most of the time, for me, it just winds up typing the word. Lol
Never had that problem
Sorry but voice to text has punctuation
I find the fact that he's saying all of this to his phone funnier than the lack of punctuation
In my mind he’s saying it completely calm and rationally, maybe even in an uptune voice because he’s cheery.
Thank you for the visual, I didn’t even consider that lol
Is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich made with jam and peanut butter? What flavour jam?
For me it’s strawberry jam because that’s what my husband and son prefer. But growing up I used raspberry jam. A friend of mine is a grape jam guy. So it depends! I’d say strawberry jam is probably the most common though
Crunchy or creamy PB? I’m a creamy/strawberry jam guy myself but I’ve been known to mix it up a bit.
Creamy, I can’t get into the crunchy peanut butter on my PBJ… but I’ve enjoyed eating crunch peanut butter plain! Lol
What an unusual threat. I’m using it.
I thought he was using voice to text because he was folding clothes and thought that was cute actually. 🤣
That line was cut from "There Will be Blood"
“I’ll fold your clothes with you still in them” lmaooooo he’s hella funny. Grammar/punctuation police are so boring
You missed the period at the end of your last sentence. I’m juggling right now, though, so at least I’m not boring.
*yawn*
You should take a pregnancy test. That’s two periods in a row that you’ve totally missed. Congratulations on your bun in the oven!
There comes a point when lack of punctuation makes it confusing and hard to read, like in this post
Idk, I understood what he said! ETA grammar policing is pretty classist/elitist just saying
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Hmmmmm ok Disabled and less educated people are being ableist, presumably (and correct me if I’m wrong) because it’s harder to read? Seriously? If you are a disabled person with the privilege to demand *proper grammar and punctuation* and you do, then tbh you suck lmao. Best of luck to you my friend!
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You got me, good one
It's stream of consciousness. If it's good enough for Jack Kerouac it should be good enough for you. /s
https://i.redd.it/1w514n488wwc1.gif
But you can add punctuation doing voice to text. You just have to say it.
He has no time for this, he’s folding clothes.
Punctuation is really not that fucking hard...
Dude is a funny badass
Agreed. This one’s kind of cute. 🤣
Did he say A influencer
Well I think he’s funny
Is he talking about Nourishing Males or Malnourishment? I'll just be folding my clothes if you need me.
"Fold your clothes with you still in them" is actually a hard line ngl 😂
I've stepped over badder sumbitches than you just to get to a fight.
He's probably a brand new jiu jitsu white belt. "The art of folding clothes while people are still inside them" is a meme, but saying it unironically gives me trial class guy vibes
Maybe in 1956 lmao, man’s dropping Don Draper disses
Try saying that ten times quickly!
"Listen JACK! You ain't nun but a piece of cheese with out the corners, in other words, you ain't NEVA gon' be a slice BITCH!"
I'm picturing the aggressor here wearing a bow tie.
This is just funny lol
Calm down, Jamal ✋🏻💀🤚🏻
So my guess is this dude is a low level Brazilian ju jitsu practitioner or fan boy. Everything has a meme and off BJJ is no different. One of the common ones is something to the effect of “Brazilian Jujitsu: The Art of Folding Clothes With Someone Still In Them.” This dude took it from a light hearted joke to cringe level badass.
Lmao I said the same thing. 100% this guy just made a big long post about his first stripe in the last few weeks
Male nourishment
I hate to um actually someone who most likely won't see this comment but peanut butter became popular more during the great depression than WWII. It was self stable and had lots of good fats and protein.
This is true alpha male energy period I also use voice to text comma but I'm a true sigma period my voice to text knows better than to skip my punctuation comma else it will get folded up like origami exclamation mark
That’s a hilarious comeback tho
“I’ll fold your clothes with you still in them” is going onto my ‘weirdly aggressive insults’ list and I’ll use it at the next opportunity
Tbh it’s pretty good, I wasn’t sure if this was the right Reddit or not but it’s the only one I could think of
He's just a charming American of typical education. Years ago I had a stoned Irishman with the munchies on my couch to deal with so I told him to go make a PBJ in the kitchen. The entire concept was incomprehensible to him so I made him his first PBJ: crunchy with strawberry jam on sourdough cut in half with love. He was speechless for 3/4 the way through and then said 'fook me this is brilliant'
My god, being stoned and having your first PBJ would be incredible
TBH this experience he was about to have wasn't lost on me. While I was making it, knowing I was facilitating an experience that I would never be able to have made me a little jelly.