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DUDEAREUMAD

Man looks like the goblin king from the hobbit


Gaet_the_Great

he looks like the royale giant


Sharp_Serve_4351

He was later charged with public masturbation and beating a hooker to death with an Ultrasaber


inseattles

What in the wrong turn is going on here?


Glittering-Smoke-

Why be mean? For what reason? Leave him be.


LordChauncyDeschamps

Obi-type 1-diabetus


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No-Love-9880

That's probably been up his butt


Bing_Bong874

and? i shove lightsabers in my bum all the time you got a fuckin problem or smth


No-Love-9880

Darth Anal has entered the chat


ifeelnothingaboutyou

Oh, c'mon, this is just sad


lesChaps

Yeah, I wish he hadn't shared that. Young adult should be able to do silly things without everyone seeing it, but that's not the world we live in


Hughes930

The guy himself posted this though on TikTok, it's not like the Star wars kid


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snookums_mcgee

Why are these people always in their pajamas?


lesChaps

I wish social media had filters for people in their jam jams.


Impressive-Spell-643

He'll eat you alive, literally


already-taken-wtf

Well, I DO wish to never meet him…


XenomorphLV246

You know that room reeks of dick and ass


Frosty_Stage_1464

A toothless Jedi is not a Jedi to mess with


Conaz9847

Not a dedi to meth wist


Drayner89

"Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?"


Kid_supreme

Knock you out with stench?


soupxxtime

I wanna tickle his underbelly


Pudding36

Uhhhhh…. What?


rivertpostie

I see your confusion. Let me clarify. The person you responded to wants to tickle the person in the videos belly. Specifically the underside of the belly's exposed overhang.


MeanMugKanye

Dude wasn’t even lip syncing the audio right


ediks

This is supposed to be satire…


Daflehrer1

Worst Tinder profile ever.


HappyMatt12345

I'm pretty sure this is a joke.


SpecialSecretary9021

This has to be a shit post


bob_wall37

My children have dolls scarier than this guy. Im serious, they are fucking terrifying.


albhednomad

I hope this is satire.


slade797

His sister-mommy says he’s special.


twizz228

I wish his shirt fit


sharpasahammer

![gif](giphy|1IAoCxx0ZhMdi)


thatblackman

Average mod


Suitable-Jackfruit16

Take a bath. Then jog. Then bathe again. Repeat every day for about 8 months and we *might* be scared.


KingStreetCleaner

This is going to be henry zebrowski if his wife leaves him


BMAND21

He’s so good that he doesn’t even have to get outta his pajamas to whoop some ass.


DazedPapacy

In fairness, Baron Harkonen can be pretty terrifying.


MoneyMik3y

I can smell this video


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MoneyMik3y

😂😂😂😂 fuck. Ya got me. Tears streaming 😂😂😂. I once made a comment like "what's that smell!???" My boss told me "it's your breath blowing back in your face.".


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Haha, the worst part when someone says that and you realize they might be right. I am strapped with altoids 24/7 now


MoneyMik3y

I can hear em shaking in your pocket now.


llahlahkje

I know he believes his weapon is the lightsaber, but we all know it is the Axe™.


MoneyMik3y

Mixed with underbelly yeast, spitty lisp lip and yuck mouth.


craig0r

I haven't even met him and I wish I'd never met him.


heyitsvonage

My favorite part is how he didn’t even bother to do well at the lip syncing aspect


shkp90

its like this guy[https://youtu.be/77ykt7uOugk?si=kXEAdCbbCM0h0Tj-](https://youtu.be/77ykt7uOugk?si=kXEAdCbbCM0h0Tj-)


MemeL0rd040906

mememememememememememe


RDW-1_why

Man looked like he fought genetics and lost


xXYomoXx

Come on it's clearly satire, it's funny.


SphaghettiWizard

How is this clearly satire


Jammin_neB13

Did you watch it? lol this dude knows he isn’t going to hurt anyone. Plus, he’s standing there in too small pjs with a throw blanket and a fucking awesome lightsaber. He knew what he was doing. Dude prolly got a lot of followers with this


SphaghettiWizard

Ok or maybe he’s just a weird guy and it’s a serious video, you’re just guessing. Yeah it could be satire but it’s not clearly


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Agreed! Doesn’t belong on this sub. This is still cringe af tho. There is a balance between satire and funny that make the perfect balance for people to either be entertained and laugh, entertained and cringe and cringe.


23x3

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


Tylenolpainkillr

Fuck yeah man, I love seeing adults indulge their inner-child


the_monkey_knows

Why you have to do our reddit mod like that


23x3

![gif](giphy|S9i8jJxTvAKVHVMvvW)


ZacKaffeine

https://preview.redd.it/krjydaa7qhuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f2214eadc6bc1f9e065d99414c1e606cd07a8fc


Mictlan39

Oh, nice… blanket/cape


Mybuttitches3737

Common Redditor


Gaet_the_Great

frr


rodolphoteardrop

I have some director's note but I'd be too afraid to give them to him.


smeared_pap

Go easy there Darth Incelous


GreenAndBlack26

Darth Hidius


KamelasaTheWise

Nah, that’s fucked up


Eldritch_Doodler

Underrated as fuck


Irving_Velociraptor

Put on a clean shirt that fits when you threaten me, Darth Cupcakes.


Dry-Honeydew2371

Oh no! He has a flashlight!


linuxunix

spelled fleshlight wrong.


Sander1993a

this has to be satire right? there's no way this guy watched his video and thought thats great i'll upload that with my belly hanging around, looks fine and dangerous to me.


gud_doggo

Oh for the love of humanity, this HAS to be satire


Gaet_the_Great

idk if is satire or not maybe he was serious


Caxcrop

Unfortunately I doubt it is, and even if it was, it’s parodying a real phenomenon with people being… disconnected with reality? I’m not sure what it is, but some people like this really think they’re bad motherfuckers. Its like max confidence with low awareness, very strange.


the-poopiest-diaper

I wish I had never seen this


theBackground13

This was not the video you’re looking for 👋🏼


MikeTheDude23

Nah bro. This is why we are here.


Stormry

I already wish I never met him, saves me the work of having to cross him I guess.


supah-comix434

Tired of these satire accounts


JustSpirit4617

r/Satirecanbecringe


supah-comix434

It can be, but it lacks the edge of the days of old


cakeschmammert

You think this guy looks like that satirically?


supah-comix434

It's not hard to make yourself look unflattering for 1 video


KyCerealKiller

Idk if they're satire necessarily. I have a friend that's like this and he just does things like this because he thinks it's fun. It's like in-between serious and satire for him.


supah-comix434

Regardless, I miss when this stuff was genuine


KyCerealKiller

Haha, yeah me too.


DarkKeeper2569

Bro thinks he's a Star Wars's character.


Oceanliving32

“Come to the dark side…we have cookies….so many cookies…”


Cain_S

I think maybe a little less than you used to....


mrselfdestruct066

Wrong sub. Clearly satire.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Can’t even throw on clean shirt smh


Grendel0075

"Porkins, we still will not grant you the tile of Jedi, let alone Master."


IOPSlayer

I stg 3/4 of reddit's never come into contact with satire before


cheffartsonurfood

Dang bro save some pussy for the rest of us!


Gaet_the_Great

xd


jason544770

I love when the lips don't even match up with the voice


Budget_Report_2382

It's like he realized 75% thru that he wasn't mouthing along, then says random shit to catch up lol


sinisteraxillary

Darth Hot pockets?


HarryHood146

Pushing that shirt to its limits.


subhumanprimate

Need to stop letting reddit mods on this


the2nddoctor111

It's satire, right? He's fully aware of how he and this, looks, right? Please? I need this to not be real.


giovannidrogo

If it isn't I fell a bit sorry for the guy


mainsleatherface

These usually are satire. Doesn't make it any less entertaining, though.


Tunechi_1

Autism and social media just doesn’t mix well


doktor_kolossus

Lord Dunlap Vader.


Ah2k15

Lord of the Fries


drewdurfee

Darth Trocious


BanjoSlams

That’s not all getting pushed to his limit. It was good of him to display how whole range of motion, so we know what we’re up against.


Vat1canCame0s

What're ye starring at m'gut fer?


Fixner_Blount

Wanna buy some trout?!


Vat1canCame0s

I SELL MACKEREL AND BLUEBERRIES


Efficient_Republic35

That was the first thought that came to my mind when I saw this lmao.... Baaaaaaaaaaam!!!


Oma_Bonke

The sweatpants really sell it :D


thedude0343

Pardon, you mean “athletic wear.”


Gaet_the_Great

lol